GO TO WAR AGAINST THE COVENANT IN A BUNCH OF OPEN, UNPROTECTED CARS

But… having no roof makes them lighter! Therefore faster! Besides we spent our entire budget on those super advanced power suits of yours. You guys are lucky we don’t make you walk to the Covenant’s base!
By Max G.




Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 30, 2010 · 2:45 PM 
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FIND TWO PERFECTLY FINE CHAINSAWS - ATTACH THEM TO A KAYAK PADDLE

Daddy can fix anything! But really, do you need to FIX a chainsaw? It’s already a pitiless, elegant zombie killing machine. The Bender of the 20th century!
By Mr.Raccoon




Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 18, 2010 · 2:38 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (190 votes, average: 3.52 out of 5)
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IGNORE SUIT POWERS, OBEY MEN

I remember when Samus used to wear the pants around here. You know, the bright orange metal pants!




Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 10, 2010 · 5:33 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (286 votes, average: 4.30 out of 5)
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RESCUE SURVIORS - LEAVE THEM TO DIE WHEN MILITARY SHOWS UP

It’s their own fault… they should have assembled their own bike out of five scavenged parts!
By Sir Kemper




Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 7, 2010 · 11:04 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (171 votes, average: 3.85 out of 5)
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WITHIN THE FIRST 5 YEARS OF YOUR JOURNEY, ASH, WE'VE DISCOVERED ABOUT 350 MORE

Shit, we should have started sending 10 year olds out to do this research years ago! We weren’t getting anywhere before that!
By Ben




Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 21, 2010 · 11:58 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (421 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)
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WALK INTO HOSPITAL, COMPLETELY FREE - LEMONADE COSTS 350, WHAT THE SHIT

There has always been something seriously wrong with Kanto’s economy.




Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 16, 2010 · 9:41 PM 
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SCREW FAIRIES, EAT HEARTS

It makes sense… if you need more health, cut out the middleman!
By Brett P




Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 31, 2010 · 8:53 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (182 votes, average: 3.37 out of 5)
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MY GRANDSON'S NAME IS SHITBALLZ?

Really? SHITBALLZ? You sure you’re not just bitter about how I hand out my Pokémon? Well if you say so… you’re the Pokémon trainer after all!
By Zink120




Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 10, 2010 · 11:37 AM 
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