I have a rocket launcher, your jet is invalid. I love it when a plan comes together!
By Stungravy, submitted by Lucky and Doc Ock Rokc
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(665 votes, average: 4.81 out of 5)




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Can this just be my life?
Halolz is kinda slow now and these days.
That's nothing. If it were Saxton Hale, he would've destroyed the other plane with his bare hands.
http://chzpokememes.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/p…
Meh, I still prefer the classic LoopZook
"I needed a distraction. So I took my multi-billion dollar jet, dropkicked it with the engines running, whipped out my rocket launcher and destroyed the fighter, moving on to stop Commander Cobra/Lex Luthor/the Joker/Jack Thompson, thus saving the day. But yes, Superman is pretty heroic too I guess."
Meanwhile in Harvard:
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Is there anything that pilot didn't do right? I think Peppy can shed some light on this.
<img src="http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/030/445/BarrelRoll.jpg?1318992465"</img>
(Also, I found out the hard way that looking for a barrel roll image through Google is a pain in the neck. You know. ALL THE BARREL ROLLING)
That reminds me!
<img src="http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/halolz-dot-com-pokemon-slowpoke-happyhalloween.jpg"> Happy Halolzween everybody! :D
I got one thing to say: I love it when a plan comes together.
I used to make more frequent comments on Halolz, but then took a rocket to my jet.
…
not sure how the two are connected mind you, but there you are. :\
Gonna send you on missile airways! Fist Class!
Great job kid, that shot was one in a million!
Don't get penisey!
Is it because that was beautiful?
At least he didn't use a goddamn knife!
ah el goonish shiv. What untapped meme potential you have
And if it was Chuck Norris, he wouldn't even need a plane.
how dare you shoot the almighty shawn down for a family guy reference!
<img src="http://www.thejetsblog.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/dontgetcocky.jpg">
LOOK AT IT IN ITS CROSSOVER GLORY.
How about when a PLANE comes together?
I'm going to hell for this one aren't I?
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… and now some rich dumbass is going to try this.
Thanks for the entertainment, rich boy!
I seriously got weak in the knees at the wackiness of this. Like, I was sitting down, and I got weak in the knees… dude.
Hmm. Which is more realistic. Battlefield 3 or Modern Warfare 3?
The Answer, Team Fortress 2.
I pity da' fool who thinks they can get me in that plane!
The battlefield is no place for shenanigans…..it's a place for epic maneuvers
?t=10s" rel="nofollow">Gravity, it's the law.
I may be going crazy from non-stop coding for homework but… did that man catapult himself out of a jet, while the jet was in mid death drop shoot an incoming jet with an rpg then land safely back in his cockpit or is it the hallucinations? What? It was real? Yay! That means this woman and mountain of food composed entirely of strange symbols are real too!
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Weirdly enough, that situation isn't so physically absurd when you take inertia and remember that the air resistance working against a jet and a human's body would be different.
The part where he gets back to the cockpit though…is a kind of manliness that physics wouldn't allow.
These "realistic" combat simulators really can't be compared to Valve's realistic hat trading simulator.
Felt like making a hat joke because we surely didn't spam them enough times already.
I woke up all grumpy today, I thought to myself "meh, it's gonna be one of those days again".
Then I watched this.
Suddenly I have this awesome smile on my face. Thank you, Halolz.
Chuck Norris is too busy playing World of Warcraft to care about your planes.
<img src="http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/2829/pippin.png" />
[I will try to get one reaction pic for every fellowship member]
I guess it's my run, now?
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You're already here… ;)
…why did this get a -7?
I guess you could say…
He really brought his A-Game.
Stun gravy shall forever be none as a god to us Halolzians,
right under Captain Falcon and Super Demo man.
It's related to the Skyrim knee jokes. But that's my guess.
He got sympathy from me.
<img src="http://www.smashbros.com/en_us/characters/images/ike/ike_070801a-l.jpg">
I would honestly rather have seen somebody steal his sweet roll though.
Ah, natural selection, weeding out the dumbasses from the genepool.
He should be giving a medal, not look so shocked.
The Hat Wearing Mercenary known simply as Soldier would be proud.
Sure, but don't expect to ever take out an affordable insurance policy on anything you own.
Have a +1 to make your day even better!
There are so few clips in the world that are both awesome and innovative enough for The A-Team theme, Gentlemen, this is one of those clips.
Hey! It takes time to make one of those, y'know?
(also run=*turn, my bad)
Hey shawn, are you gonna host a halolz pumpkin contest this year?
Chuck Norris is never too busy. He is simply only allowing your planes to live.
Too close for guns, I'm switching to RPGs. Why? Because the American spirit of patriotism bested the Nazis! We beat the Soviets! Did you not think physics had it COMING!?!
AMERICA! $%^& YEAH!
I'm not too familiar with modern sexual mores, but isn't it always supposed to be the guy known for premature ejection supposed to be the one who gets shot down? Wait… that wasn't footage from the bar I go to? Wow, this is…. awkward…
Please be aware, if you had phrased it as "Manliness" instead of "wackiness", you would probably be sitting at a much higher score because of it because that, was manly as fuck.
actually, if you look at history, something like this HAS indeed happened before. sure, it wasn't as smooth as in the clip seen above, but it has happened. http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/n6rkn/vid…
<img src="http://familyguycutaways.com/images/Pictures_Online/Family_Guy%20Peter,Joe,Cleveland%20and%20Quagmire%20as%20The%20A-Team,Brian%20Goes%20Back%20To%20College.gif" height="300" width="400">
Personally I assumed people had just seen the word "knees" and immediately downvoted. In any case, I see no reason not to bring his comment at least back up to +1.
Well, in this situation, one kinda fell apart, but I get the gist of what you're saying.
I love it when a plan comes together…
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Beautiful would not even begin to describe what this is.
http://www.ponychan.net/chan/arch/src/13067196637…
I still don't know how to put pics in comments. Help would be appreciated. : /
Try a somersault!
I bet Kaiba could do this. If he were a dumbass.
And whatever happened to that freaky fish guy?
Physics? Bitch, he's a fighter-pilot.
Did you hear? Somebody invented this thing they call a "wheel"!
GRAMMAR PAWNCH!
*known
Speaking of which, can anyone get into the forums? Because I can't, which makes me sad as that is where I kill a lot of my time.
Almost 300 votes.
Still at 4.90.
I love you halolz
Don't forget, he also goes by Jane Doe.
…dude… that's one of the el goonish shive reaction images I made for emotibot.net…
I've never been so happy in my entire internet career :'D
silly noob… just kidding. use this link: http://hooniverse.com/2010/08/03/how-to-embed-ima…
I love it when a plan comes together! *cigar in mouth
I still can't get over public transportation
I think that should be a new tactic in games. Really, it's much more exciting than regular dog fights.
300? THIS! ISN'T! SPARTAAAA!!!
Gentlemen, we have found Launchpad McQuack.
Needs more photoshop and ms
Dude was playing as a Russian, though.
That means WE'RE fucked.
No matter how manly he may be, he's just a melee huntard in the end it appears.
0:17 You're GODDAMN RIGHT he's getting a ribbon for that…
Oh SHI-