I have a rocket launcher, your jet is invalid. I love it when a plan comes together!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 12, 2011 · 12:27 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (682 votes, average: 4.82 out of 5)
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79 Responses to “[VIDEO] RendeZook”

  1. SadFace298 on December 12th, 2011 12:32 am

    Can this just be my life?

  2. Jackthehedgy on December 12th, 2011 12:34 am

    Halolz is kinda slow now and these days.

  3. SushiGummy on December 12th, 2011 12:36 am

    That's nothing. If it were Saxton Hale, he would've destroyed the other plane with his bare hands.

  4. Terrorrayne on December 12th, 2011 12:37 am
  5. Ultamia on December 12th, 2011 12:39 am

    Meh, I still prefer the classic LoopZook

  6. ibbolia on December 12th, 2011 12:43 am

    "I needed a distraction. So I took my multi-billion dollar jet, dropkicked it with the engines running, whipped out my rocket launcher and destroyed the fighter, moving on to stop Commander Cobra/Lex Luthor/the Joker/Jack Thompson, thus saving the day. But yes, Superman is pretty heroic too I guess."

  7. Dr.Panda on December 12th, 2011 12:44 am
  8. AngelAreku on December 12th, 2011 12:46 am

    Is there anything that pilot didn't do right? I think Peppy can shed some light on this.

    <img src="http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/030/445/BarrelRoll.jpg?1318992465"</img&gt;

    (Also, I found out the hard way that looking for a barrel roll image through Google is a pain in the neck. You know. ALL THE BARREL ROLLING)

  9. TCC on December 12th, 2011 12:51 am
  10. invadingduck on December 12th, 2011 12:52 am

    I got one thing to say: I love it when a plan comes together.

  11. TCC on December 12th, 2011 12:52 am

    I used to make more frequent comments on Halolz, but then took a rocket to my jet.

    not sure how the two are connected mind you, but there you are. :\

  12. Wetmang on December 12th, 2011 12:55 am

    Gonna send you on missile airways! Fist Class!

  13. Shawn Handyside on December 12th, 2011 12:55 am

    Great job kid, that shot was one in a million!

    Don't get penisey!

  14. TheFancyPants on December 12th, 2011 1:00 am

    Is it because that was beautiful?

  15. Guppy on December 12th, 2011 1:04 am

    At least he didn't use a goddamn knife!

  16. imnutty on December 12th, 2011 1:22 am

    ah el goonish shiv. What untapped meme potential you have

  17. Just DA on December 12th, 2011 1:22 am

    And if it was Chuck Norris, he wouldn't even need a plane.

  18. imnutty on December 12th, 2011 1:23 am

    how dare you shoot the almighty shawn down for a family guy reference!
    <img src="http://www.thejetsblog.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/dontgetcocky.jpg"&gt;

  19. shadow649 on December 12th, 2011 1:30 am

    How about when a PLANE comes together?

    I'm going to hell for this one aren't I?

  20. Sir_Nox on December 12th, 2011 1:32 am

    <img src="http://i44.tinypic.com/25texig.jpg&quot; border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic">

  21. AManWithACloak on December 12th, 2011 1:35 am

    … and now some rich dumbass is going to try this.
    Thanks for the entertainment, rich boy!

  22. Zeron_Strife on December 12th, 2011 1:39 am

    I seriously got weak in the knees at the wackiness of this. Like, I was sitting down, and I got weak in the knees… dude.

  23. NotB0b on December 12th, 2011 1:44 am

    Hmm. Which is more realistic. Battlefield 3 or Modern Warfare 3?
    The Answer, Team Fortress 2.

  24. Vosur on December 12th, 2011 2:09 am

    I pity da' fool who thinks they can get me in that plane!

  25. k3man on December 12th, 2011 2:18 am

    The battlefield is no place for shenanigans…..it's a place for epic maneuvers

  26. UndeadLex on December 12th, 2011 2:59 am
  27. VyseRogueKing on December 12th, 2011 3:08 am

    I may be going crazy from non-stop coding for homework but… did that man catapult himself out of a jet, while the jet was in mid death drop shoot an incoming jet with an rpg then land safely back in his cockpit or is it the hallucinations? What? It was real? Yay! That means this woman and mountain of food composed entirely of strange symbols are real too!

  28. KZN02 on December 12th, 2011 3:10 am
  29. Mentlegen on December 12th, 2011 3:53 am

    Weirdly enough, that situation isn't so physically absurd when you take inertia and remember that the air resistance working against a jet and a human's body would be different.

    The part where he gets back to the cockpit though…is a kind of manliness that physics wouldn't allow.

  30. Mentlegen on December 12th, 2011 3:58 am

    These "realistic" combat simulators really can't be compared to Valve's realistic hat trading simulator.

    Felt like making a hat joke because we surely didn't spam them enough times already.

  31. DTurboKiller on December 12th, 2011 3:59 am

    I woke up all grumpy today, I thought to myself "meh, it's gonna be one of those days again".

    Then I watched this.
    Suddenly I have this awesome smile on my face. Thank you, Halolz.

  32. A_R_ on December 12th, 2011 4:43 am

    Chuck Norris is too busy playing World of Warcraft to care about your planes.

  33. Dycro on December 12th, 2011 4:59 am

    <img src="http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/2829/pippin.png&quot; />

    [I will try to get one reaction pic for every fellowship member]

  34. GanjalfTheGreen on December 12th, 2011 5:36 am

    I guess it's my run, now?

    <img src=http://i42.tinypic.com/2rc4to7.jpg>

  35. therandombear on December 12th, 2011 6:45 am

    You're already here… ;)

  36. Alpar on December 12th, 2011 6:55 am

    …why did this get a -7?

  37. SHODAK on December 12th, 2011 6:58 am

    I guess you could say…

    He really brought his A-Game.

  38. tstriker1 on December 12th, 2011 7:00 am

    Stun gravy shall forever be none as a god to us Halolzians,
    right under Captain Falcon and Super Demo man.

  39. Skrist on December 12th, 2011 7:25 am

    It's related to the Skyrim knee jokes. But that's my guess.
    He got sympathy from me.
    <img src="http://www.smashbros.com/en_us/characters/images/ike/ike_070801a-l.jpg"&gt;
    I would honestly rather have seen somebody steal his sweet roll though.

  40. Shady Kitsune on December 12th, 2011 8:00 am

    Ah, natural selection, weeding out the dumbasses from the genepool.

  41. Shady Kitsune on December 12th, 2011 8:01 am

    He should be giving a medal, not look so shocked.

  42. Shady Kitsune on December 12th, 2011 8:04 am

    The Hat Wearing Mercenary known simply as Soldier would be proud.

  43. SirNumel on December 12th, 2011 8:50 am

    Sure, but don't expect to ever take out an affordable insurance policy on anything you own.

  44. SirNumel on December 12th, 2011 8:51 am

    Have a +1 to make your day even better!

  45. Rexxmech on December 12th, 2011 9:05 am

    There are so few clips in the world that are both awesome and innovative enough for The A-Team theme, Gentlemen, this is one of those clips.

  46. GanjalfTheGreen on December 12th, 2011 9:12 am

    Hey! It takes time to make one of those, y'know?

    (also run=*turn, my bad)

  47. ProfessorLuigi on December 12th, 2011 9:45 am

    Hey shawn, are you gonna host a halolz pumpkin contest this year?

  48. smartmonkey on December 12th, 2011 10:52 am

    Chuck Norris is never too busy. He is simply only allowing your planes to live.

  49. BootyBurner9000 on December 12th, 2011 12:23 pm

    Too close for guns, I'm switching to RPGs. Why? Because the American spirit of patriotism bested the Nazis! We beat the Soviets! Did you not think physics had it COMING!?!

    AMERICA! $%^& YEAH!

  50. Mindlessinvalid on December 12th, 2011 12:52 pm

    I'm not too familiar with modern sexual mores, but isn't it always supposed to be the guy known for premature ejection supposed to be the one who gets shot down? Wait… that wasn't footage from the bar I go to? Wow, this is…. awkward…

  51. Lordshadow on December 12th, 2011 1:21 pm

    Please be aware, if you had phrased it as "Manliness" instead of "wackiness", you would probably be sitting at a much higher score because of it because that, was manly as fuck.

  52. fregginn00bs on December 12th, 2011 1:47 pm

    actually, if you look at history, something like this HAS indeed happened before. sure, it wasn't as smooth as in the clip seen above, but it has happened. http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/n6rkn/vid

  53. Deep Thought on December 12th, 2011 2:03 pm
  54. Trinalsis on December 12th, 2011 3:02 pm

    Personally I assumed people had just seen the word "knees" and immediately downvoted. In any case, I see no reason not to bring his comment at least back up to +1.

  55. Icesickle97 on December 12th, 2011 3:52 pm

    Well, in this situation, one kinda fell apart, but I get the gist of what you're saying.

  56. DiamyoAlex on December 12th, 2011 4:16 pm

    I love it when a plan comes together…

  57. RockDanX on December 12th, 2011 4:16 pm
  58. FrEEz on December 12th, 2011 4:23 pm

    Beautiful would not even begin to describe what this is.

  59. WheelMan1337 on December 12th, 2011 4:25 pm


    I still don't know how to put pics in comments. Help would be appreciated. : /

  60. penguindude42 on December 12th, 2011 5:15 pm

    Try a somersault!

  61. penguindude42 on December 12th, 2011 5:21 pm

    I bet Kaiba could do this. If he were a dumbass.

    And whatever happened to that freaky fish guy?

  62. Sir_Nox on December 12th, 2011 5:24 pm

    Physics? Bitch, he's a fighter-pilot.

  63. penguindude42 on December 12th, 2011 5:27 pm

    Did you hear? Somebody invented this thing they call a "wheel"!

  64. penguindude42 on December 12th, 2011 5:29 pm


  65. Omnomynous on December 12th, 2011 7:52 pm

    Speaking of which, can anyone get into the forums? Because I can't, which makes me sad as that is where I kill a lot of my time.

  66. Omnomynous on December 12th, 2011 8:35 pm

    Almost 300 votes.

    Still at 4.90.

    I love you halolz

  67. straYDoubter on December 12th, 2011 10:44 pm

    Don't forget, he also goes by Jane Doe.

  68. Dracojounin7 on December 12th, 2011 11:42 pm

    …dude… that's one of the el goonish shive reaction images I made for emotibot.net…

    I've never been so happy in my entire internet career :'D

  69. TransPM on December 13th, 2011 2:58 am

    silly noob… just kidding. use this link: http://hooniverse.com/2010/08/03/how-to-embed-ima

  70. JboneDRS on December 13th, 2011 4:07 am

    I love it when a plan comes together! *cigar in mouth

  71. straYDoubter on December 13th, 2011 9:36 am

    I still can't get over public transportation

  72. killercartoons on December 13th, 2011 3:00 pm

    I think that should be a new tactic in games. Really, it's much more exciting than regular dog fights.

  73. penguindude42 on December 13th, 2011 5:03 pm

    300? THIS! ISN'T! SPARTAAAA!!!

  74. Doctor Nope on December 14th, 2011 9:17 pm

    Gentlemen, we have found Launchpad McQuack.

  75. TheAl41 on December 15th, 2011 4:50 pm

    Needs more photoshop and ms

  76. Shadowlyger on January 29th, 2012 10:00 am

    Dude was playing as a Russian, though.

    That means WE'RE fucked.

  77. wolfpax181 on February 22nd, 2012 8:57 am

    No matter how manly he may be, he's just a melee huntard in the end it appears.

  78. CapnMacMillan on February 28th, 2012 8:17 am

    0:17 You're GODDAMN RIGHT he's getting a ribbon for that…

  79. BootyBurner9000 on July 10th, 2012 5:23 pm

    Oh SHI-

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