August 19th, 2008 8:13 PM

The Dark Snipe

Okay that’s it… no more clownin’ around! What is this, Joker Tuesday or something? That wouldn’t even make sense!
Anyway this one has been floating around the internets… sent in by Pseudo!

August 13th, 2008 11:32 AM

I don’t know about you, but I give this new Metal Gear commercial a big THUMBS UP!

Posted in Konami, Metal Gear, Paranoia, Playstation, Sneak Attack, Too Much Free Time, Video Clip, Weird
Posted by Shawn Handyside | 17 Comments |
FAILDUMBDECENTGOODAWESOME (128 votes, average: 4.41 out of 5)
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August 6th, 2008 6:17 PM

I’m afraid I can’t let you do that Dave.

HAL and Wolf are a match made in heaven! They have such similar interests! Like for example, preventing people from doing things!
Submitted by Zabuza

Posted in Can't Let You Do That, Movies, Nintendo, Paranoia, Robots, Sneak Attack, StarFox
Posted by Shawn Handyside | 28 Comments |
FAILDUMBDECENTGOODAWESOME (121 votes, average: 3.63 out of 5)
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July 31st, 2008 10:36 AM

it’s not paranoia if someone is really out to get you.

Look out! Those are not jazz hands!

Posted in Backstab, PC, Paranoia, Playstation, Sneak Attack, Team Fortress 2, Tips & Tricks, Valve Software, Xbox 360
Posted by Shawn Handyside | 12 Comments |
FAILDUMBDECENTGOODAWESOME (134 votes, average: 4.55 out of 5)
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July 29th, 2008 5:26 PM

FREE SPY CHECK!

With the economy in the toilet we needed some extra revenue on Halolz.com, so I signed up for a few pop-up ads!

Posted in Bad Ideas, Internets, PC, Paranoia, Playstation, Serious Business, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software, Xbox 360
Posted by Shawn Handyside | 34 Comments |
FAILDUMBDECENTGOODAWESOME (261 votes, average: 4.61 out of 5)
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June 17th, 2008 11:12 AM

[Weed Warning]

Joel Hohenhaus likes to wake and bake every mornin’, man!
Snake, stop harshin’ my buzz!

Posted in Chillaxin', Health & Fitness, Konami, Metal Gear, Paranoia, Playstation, Tips & Tricks
Posted by Shawn Handyside | 25 Comments |
FAILDUMBDECENTGOODAWESOME (147 votes, average: 2.96 out of 5)
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May 14th, 2008 1:40 AM

ZOMG A BRUTE!!!!!!11

Bulletproof Moon gets a little twitchy during training exercises…

Posted in Awkward Moments, Bungie, Halo, Microsoft, Paranoia, Xbox 360
Posted by Shawn Handyside | 15 Comments |
FAILDUMBDECENTGOODAWESOME (88 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)
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April 18th, 2008 7:32 PM

o i c wut u did thar

Hoshika-Pichu is on to you!

Posted in Nintendo, Paranoia, Super Smash Bros, The Legend of Zelda, Wii
Posted by Shawn Handyside | 20 Comments |
FAILDUMBDECENTGOODAWESOME (99 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)
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April 3rd, 2008 11:17 AM

i eez keepin mah eyzs on joo

Blaze thinks Link has gotten a little paranoid after encountering monsters that constantly pop out of the floor and zombies that hump him.

Posted in Nintendo, Paranoia, Pokemans, Super Smash Bros, The Legend of Zelda, Wii
Posted by Shawn Handyside | 13 Comments |
FAILDUMBDECENTGOODAWESOME (100 votes, average: 4.3 out of 5)
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April 3rd, 2008 3:19 AM

HObo cHEIF, wONDRS…

Killercartoons has fallen on hard times…

Posted in Bungie, Halo, Microsoft, Paranoia, Xbox 360
Posted by Shawn Handyside | 17 Comments |
FAILDUMBDECENTGOODAWESOME (96 votes, average: 4.45 out of 5)
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