Guest 462 knows too much...

Guests thinking about your dick

Yes, RollerCoaster Tycoon humor! How could I resist posting something that generated the in-game text “your dick looks too intense for me”?

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 16, 2012 · 12:01 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (358 votes, average: 4.81 out of 5)
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Artistic, Explosives, Paranoia, PC, Retro, Robots, Sequential Art, Uncategorized

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89 Responses to “Guest 462 knows too much…”

  1. Chimental on January 16th, 2012 12:04 pm

    Hey, I didn't know Gary Oak had a theme park.

  2. Stylux on January 16th, 2012 12:07 pm

    Y'know, this really wasn't too far from the school trip to Six Flags.

  3. John_Know_Doe on January 16th, 2012 12:15 pm

    I didn't ask for this.

  4. dwarfyz on January 16th, 2012 12:22 pm

    Damnit Guest 462! I see a broken fourth wall!

  5. Alpar on January 16th, 2012 12:22 pm

    I'm telling you Halolz User 194! It's a conspiracy! We're nothing but users, posting in a world designed solely around lolz!

    We all have avatars. Updates on the site out of nowhere… we only know twenty different forms of comment making, and those who try to escape merely end up on another website!

    I believe there is some force keeping us here, making us test their races for E-Peen and make comments like some experimental forums!


  6. madhatter0082 on January 16th, 2012 12:35 pm

    Ironically, it was Guest 194 who spontaneously combusted that day after consuming the park's jumbo pop rock and 64 ounce diet coke special.

  7. invadingduck on January 16th, 2012 12:35 pm

    There's the exit, but I don't see a path to it! How am I supposed to escape this hell hole?!

  8. Deep Thought on January 16th, 2012 12:58 pm

    The average game of Paranoia works something like this, too.

    Remember: The Computer is your Friend!

  9. SadFace298 on January 16th, 2012 1:06 pm

    That is freaking great. I played the shit outta that game.

  10. Drjolt on January 16th, 2012 1:14 pm

    Whenever my visitors on RT3 pissed me off, i ran them over with a dunebuggy into a pit of water. Bitches don't have taste on food. But still, i fucking loved every rollercoaster tycoon game. I loved the 2'nd one. I even had a pack that came with expansions.

  11. TomQuoVadis on January 16th, 2012 1:35 pm

    Now I want to make a comic about being a sadistic park owner who only builds roller coasters designed to crash.

  12. Vabolo on January 16th, 2012 1:46 pm

    Ah, I remember the good ol' days of the elebinty-billion simulation games…

    For instance, one of my favourites was Zoo Tycoon, where I would make an enclosed, isolated island with tons of soda and snack machines and a single bathroom, and then put all the unhappy visitors on it.

    "From Concentrate Camp", as I called it.

  13. dope92 on January 16th, 2012 1:48 pm

    this reminds me of my post apocalyptic rage upon the poor citizens of the city of sim

  14. Trainer_Black on January 16th, 2012 2:09 pm

    Alpar's dick is a great value.

  15. Fluffy_Quack3r on January 16th, 2012 2:30 pm

    Oh my God I LOVED THIS GAME!!

  16. MasterLuigi452 on January 16th, 2012 2:36 pm

    RCT submission?
    That's a extra rare one.
    I belive this is our second RCT submission.

    I do remember this submission.
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  17. GameboyPATH on January 16th, 2012 2:42 pm

    I was, what, 8 when I first played this game? Of course I named everything after swear words and dicks. Oh, and it was in all caps, for maximum humor.

  18. John_Know_Doe on January 16th, 2012 2:45 pm

    Dimomarg knows too much

  19. Jacob Van De Graaff on January 16th, 2012 3:20 pm

    Ah yes, one of my top four favorite games of all time. And this kind of thing had nothing whatsoever to do with that fact. Still, the (heavily hacked) copy my relative had was pretty awesome: he built a coaster with over 30 inversions and an Intensity rating of 43, plus it took over ten minutes to circuit through all the way. It was the greatest thing I have ever seen.

  20. Ice_Cold_Water on January 16th, 2012 4:16 pm

    Hah. Pentium 4.

  21. PortalMan118 on January 16th, 2012 6:26 pm

    Wait, you have a brain?

    YOU MUST DIE!!!!!

  22. MasterLuigi452 on January 16th, 2012 6:54 pm

    Well screw this.
    I still have the copy of RCT. Gonna go play it.

  23. misterz100 on January 16th, 2012 8:36 pm

    Oh man I haven't seen a post that made my laugh this hard for a while ^^

  24. DiamyoAlex on January 16th, 2012 8:42 pm

    "Who is number one?"
    "You are…number 462."

  25. Skrist on January 16th, 2012 9:19 pm

    I know SOPA being gone is good news, but….
    *Looks at PIPA and the UK student getting tried by AMERICAN COURTS!*
    America, you want me to live somewhere else don't you? Because you sure as hell ain't getting my vote.
    *Sobbing Facepalm*

  26. oreopizza47 on January 16th, 2012 10:54 pm

    Ah, the tycoon games. Staple of childhood for many, many internet users, they were more ubiquitous than tooth decay in the house of an average child. Those rose-tinted goggles let us see a world where our imagination was the limit, where the park could be anything we wanted, and where our tiny minds pondered the best ways of making everyone like the rides…

    But now? Now we sit back in confusion, thinking "Why is this fun? Dammit 10 year old me, what were you thinking… and how the hell did you make ANYONE like the rides?" Feels bad man.

  27. Moi on January 26th, 2012 3:39 pm

    The creation of The Final Destination 3…?

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