August 6th, 2008 6:17 PM

I’m afraid I can’t let you do that Dave.

HAL and Wolf are a match made in heaven! They have such similar interests! Like for example, preventing people from doing things!
Submitted by Zabuza

Posted in Can't Let You Do That, Movies, Nintendo, Paranoia, Robots, Sneak Attack, StarFox
Posted by Shawn Handyside | 20 Comments |
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July 31st, 2008 2:12 PM

ConnectiConHey look! I’m announcing a convention I’ll be at mere minutes before I leave for it! What a surprise! That’s me, “No Notice” Handyside!

Anyway… I will be in Hartford, CT for ConnectiCon this weekend, representin’ the Halolz. In fact, Mike “Never Posts Because His Computer Exploded?” Moore will be there too! A rare opportunity to meet a rare poster! :P

The most exciting thing I should mention though, is I had some rad new Halolz stuff printed up for this convention (and Otakon the weekend following). I’ll leave some of it as a surprise for now… but one of them I HAVE to share… a new vinyl sticker!

Wolf - “Can’t Let You Do That!” Vinyl Sticker

God, so awesome. I think once these are available online I’m going to do a contest where you stick this somewhere funny and send in a photo and the best one gets a prize or something.

Personally I’m thinking of slapping one of these on my neighbors car when he parks in my parking space. D:

But annnnnyway… if you’re going to be around Hartford this weekend stop by and say hi!

Posted in Conventions, Merchandise, News, Nintendo, StarFox
Posted by Shawn Handyside | 25 Comments |
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July 30th, 2008 12:13 PM

Can’t let you raid that, Warlocks.

J.K.’s guild should know better… you can’t take on Wolf without at least a forty man raid! It’s worth it though, I hear he drops some epic loot…

Posted in Blizzard, Massive Damage, Nintendo, PC, StarFox, World of Warcraft
Posted by Shawn Handyside | 31 Comments |
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July 24th, 2008 1:53 AM

Fox! What does the scouter say about his power level?

Zomba13 should not trust animals that wear clothes made in MSPaint

Posted in Anime, Artistic, Fashion Faux Pas, LOLCATS, Nintendo, StarFox, Too Much Free Time
Posted by Shawn Handyside | 37 Comments |
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July 21st, 2008 5:12 PM

Looks like Brawl Taunts has a sequel! Thanks to Rabin for sending this in!

The original Flash movie can be found here!

July 20th, 2008 1:04 AM

They all just suck so bad…

Peppy always wins at Fox’s LAN parties… because he always remembers to use the… well you know…
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Posted in Chillaxin', GameCube, Irony, Nintendo, Party Time, StarFox
Posted by Shawn Handyside | 34 Comments |
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July 18th, 2008 7:08 AM

Whoops… Wrong Galaxy

Braden Gift took a wrong turn in the Lylat system!

Posted in Aerial Maneuvers, Bungie, Halo, Microsoft, Nintendo, SNES, StarFox, Xbox 360
Posted by Shawn Handyside | 18 Comments |
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July 17th, 2008 1:51 AM

Can’t let you post those wolf jokes

Silly Wolf, your powers are useless against me!
Nice try Yacoub Yassin!

Posted in Internets, Irony, Nintendo, StarFox
Posted by Shawn Handyside | 20 Comments |
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July 16th, 2008 8:58 PM

Can’t let you play that, Magnavox!

Andrew Swanson brings us back to the early days of gaming when… wait….. WOLF? How did you get here?! Dammit I wanted to play that!

Posted in Nintendo, Retro, StarFox, Systems, Uncategorized
Posted by Shawn Handyside | 24 Comments |
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July 16th, 2008 8:39 AM

Can’t let you do that, DUSTOX!

Yeah… I know, this isn’t much different than the Arbok one… but Blue-Chameleon did such a good job Photoshopping it I couldn’t help myself!

Posted in Nintendo, Nintendo DS, Pokemans, StarFox
Posted by Shawn Handyside | 25 Comments |
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July 11th, 2008 8:21 AM

OH GOD MAH NUTZ!

And with that Charizard ended the McCloud family line…

Posted in Cock Joke, Here There Be Dragons, Massive Damage, Nintendo, Pokemans, StarFox, Super Smash Bros, Wii
Posted by Shawn Handyside | 24 Comments |
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July 9th, 2008 8:23 PM

Can’t let you through that, paradox

My alternate caption: “CEILING WOLF IS WATCHING YOU MASTERBATE!”
Submitted by Deep Purple

Posted in Aerial Maneuvers, Nintendo, Science, Sneak Attack, StarFox, Super Smash Bros, The Legend of Zelda, Wii
Posted by Shawn Handyside | 57 Comments |
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