He who punches first, punches best.

Whilst the Falcon Punch be powerful, it should be known that power is not always everything.
Screenshot by Pauli

ANYONE CAN CARVE A PUMPKIN…

Well Halloween has come and gone… but at least I don’t have to look at any more creepy pumOH GOD IT’S BACK KILL IT
Thanks TCC, for once again burning your pumpkin’s image into my retinas…

[HALOLZWEEN] 3rd Place - 3 days…

OH DEAR GOD NO!! Christ I thought that moon was creepy in Majora’s Mask… but as a pumpkin… oh man it’s far worse!

Picking up 3rd place (with 14 points) is TCC’s “3 days…” (which will forever haunt my nightmares). Congratulations, you’ve ruined my life, and earned a little of everything from Ninja-Bot!

[HALOLZWEEN] The 2009 Contest Entries!

Hoooooly crap, we got quite a turn out this year! All of these entries have been entered into judging and the results will be posted throughout Halloween day! Keep checking back tomorrow to see which of the following entries pick up some awesome prizes!

Entries in relative top to bottom order:

“Candy-spenser” by Kyle Schouville (includes it’s own website!)
“3 days…” by TCC
“TMNT” by Lee Greene
“Pumpkin-Life 2, Starring Gourdon Freeman” by BenHuff
“Tidus” by Brad Williams
“Achievement: A Pumpkin Carver is You!” by Tex
“Falcon Pumpkin” by Pikamari
“Fawfulanturn” by Casey Lucas
“Heavy is pumpkin!” by LlamaMaster
“Doom II Pumpkin” by UGuardian
“OBJECTION!” by Flake and Zelda
“Gears’o'Pumpkin” by Zoneur
“Princess Peaches Castle” by Sora-Chan
“Nobody Symbol” and “Halo 3″ by Mark Sutherland
“Pumpkin Kirby” by Cory
“Locust” by Nick Trite
“The Orange Portal” and “MEDIC!!!” by Lord Carlson
“Moon from Majora’s Mask” by Lekonua
“Spy Sapping My Sentry” (set) by Arhmend and Juusan
“Mother Brain & Baby Metroid” (set) by Ian Wagner
“Triforce Crest” by LadyFiede
“Sandvich” by 1oak
“Pyro’s Logo” by pinecone2654
“Soldier’s Logo” and “Scout’s Logo” by Christian Felts
“TF2: Meet the Pumpkins” (set) by BarrierBoy
“SPAH SAPPIN’ MAH SQUASH” by BonzaiRob
“Piranha Plant” by OmeletGood
“Vault Boy”, “PEELS”, “I Have A Rocket Launcher Your Argument Is Invalid”
and “Moon from Majora’s Mask” by BananaDib, Dr. Falcon and Wasabi
“Halo: ODST Hell Jumpers” by Nick Everson

[VIDEO] The Legend of Link’s Distractions

Another awesome video from CollegeHumor, featuring some background artwork by Caldy!

Oh my god….. Who touched Sasha?!

She weighs 150 kilograms and fires $200 custom tin cartridges at 10,000 rounds per minute. Wait… that’s not right…
By Mitch Morgione

[VIDEO] The Truth About Toad

Another Brentalfloss classic, submitted by Makin poring

The King of Hyrule is a Jerk (and so is Link) Part 4

Ok, when I posted part 1 of this on Sunday I had no idea I’d be posting three more right away! But they’re just so good! Thanks hiimdaisy for keeping us laughing for four submissions in a row!

The King of Hyrule is a Jerk Part 3

Yes, it’s part 3 of hiimdaisy’s multi-part saga featuring the biggest jerk in Hyrule… the king! Man this must be Link’s most depressing quest EVER.

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