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Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 27, 2012 · 2:23 PM 
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188 Responses to “[VIDEO] Meet the Pyro”

  1. 2112mon on June 27th, 2012 1:27 pm

    Well that's really frickin' disturbing.

  2. ChaosController on June 27th, 2012 1:38 pm

    The Pyro just wants to spread the happiness… he reall is like Pinkie Pie after all!

    <img src="http://th08.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/f/2012/086/a/5/pyro_and_pinkie_pie_by_williamcosta303-d4u4ly0.jpg"&gt;

    EDIT: Crap! How do I change the width on this thing?

  3. The Pualrus on June 27th, 2012 1:44 pm

    <img src="http://th06.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/i/2012/032/3/4/pinkie_pie_and_pyro_by_icebreak23-d4oc54t.jpg&quot; width="350" /img>

    "Mmmfff. Telf me youph seeph thph ponief too."

  4. John_Know_Doe on June 27th, 2012 2:26 pm

    man i love these videos that valve make. I hope that they make more.

  5. GanjalfTheGreen on June 27th, 2012 2:26 pm

    Gentlemen.
    <img src=http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/250x250/20347117.jpg>

  6. WheelMan1337 on June 27th, 2012 2:27 pm

    So what Pyro really sees is sunshine, candy, and rainbows?

    <img src="http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/8j8kXjB9yqc/hqdefault.jpg&quot; width="300">

  7. GanjalfTheGreen on June 27th, 2012 2:28 pm

    For Pyro, every level in Diablo 3 looks like Whimsyshire.

  8. Valvatorez on June 27th, 2012 2:29 pm

    So… The pyro is just crazy, yeah?

    Makes sense, when I play as him, I normally just go to a nerby sentry and I start spinning around (While firing, of course).

  9. VT_Juju_Man on June 27th, 2012 2:30 pm

    ENTIRE TEAM IS BABIES….Literally!

  10. Yuugoth on June 27th, 2012 2:31 pm

    And so the last piece falls into place

  11. KZN02 on June 27th, 2012 2:32 pm

    After this, I don't care about the gender, we all know that Pyro is a psychotic dellusional monster!

  12. The Pualrus on June 27th, 2012 2:33 pm

    THE TEAM HAS BEEN MET.
    And it was a pleasure to meet them.

  13. ProtoManPro on June 27th, 2012 2:34 pm

    Shawn didn't even put a comment under the video, for there are no words to describe this masterpiece.

  14. Vabolo on June 27th, 2012 2:34 pm

    So this isn't how everyone else feels like when they massacre an entire village and burn it to cinders?

    AHAHAHAHA YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE MISSING! :D

  15. Armetron on June 27th, 2012 2:34 pm

    yes Yes YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT THIS, IT FITS TOO PERFECTLY

    <img src="http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/30200000/Pinkie-Pie-as-Pyro-Oh-my-Luna-o_o-my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-30228630-500-559.png"&gt;

  16. straYDoubter on June 27th, 2012 2:34 pm

    Speechless Shawn? I don't blame you.

  17. Deep Thought on June 27th, 2012 2:35 pm

    CAN WE HAVE EPISODE 3 NOW?

  18. Vabolo on June 27th, 2012 2:37 pm

    Although I must say, I was expecting them to use this song

    [youtube NOErZuzZpS8 rel="nofollow"> youtube]

    with gratuitous use of fire and flames and flares and sparks and embers and so forth.

  19. Souleater676 on June 27th, 2012 2:37 pm

    Ever since I watch this video, I'm waiting for the TF2 mod that lets you see what the pyro sees.

    On the side note, go to the original video on youtube and listen to the scout part of the interview. See what he says with the captions on and you'll get this

    "He's not here, is she?"

    So is it a man or a woman we'll never know.

  20. The Pualrus on June 27th, 2012 2:38 pm

    ♫ Do you believe in magic?
    In a burning house?
    The world falls apart
    and they're trapped like a mouse! ♪

    ♪ And it's magic!
    As the flames will rise!
    You'll feel so much better
    while everyone dies! ♫

    It's magic! ♪

  21. Armetron on June 27th, 2012 2:39 pm

    we actually still have one more, meet the announcer

  22. blogmoose on June 27th, 2012 2:39 pm

    "I fear no man. But that…THING…

    …it scares me."

    Perfect way to handle the gender situation. Bravo.

  23. Vabolo on June 27th, 2012 2:41 pm

    So that's how TF2 looks like in Germany and Australia!

  24. Valvatorez on June 27th, 2012 2:41 pm

    And, "Meet the Hats" of course

  25. TheFancyPants on June 27th, 2012 2:42 pm

    My personal favorite bit is that the guys who refuse to talk about the Pyro are…Reds.
    They are scared to death of their own teammate.

  26. RespectfulGlove on June 27th, 2012 2:43 pm

    <img src="http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd318/blaziken1234/PyroMagic.png?t=1340822405&quot; alt="some_text"/>

    Frankly though, now the Pyro makes complete sense. Guitar taunts and hadokens? Giggling like a schoolgirl? Menacing objects in similar shape to nice looking ones? The Pyro isn't a monster. He thinks everything is just a game.

  27. Vabolo on June 27th, 2012 2:43 pm

    I dunno, but is that pony supposed to have no soul? It's like looking into Ayn Rand's eyes there!

  28. Skrist on June 27th, 2012 2:45 pm

    But, the pyro was watching the world be happy. Everyone else was watching it burn.

  29. BraveSirJimOfLawl on June 27th, 2012 2:46 pm

    He's like a fire-breathing puppy! He wouldn't hurt nobody no how!

  30. RespectfulGlove on June 27th, 2012 2:46 pm

    And meeting
    [youtube c9XSo1MLc9I rel="nofollow"> youtube]

  31. BraveSirJimOfLawl on June 27th, 2012 2:47 pm

    Well I, for one, believe in magic.

  32. GanjalfTheGreen on June 27th, 2012 2:48 pm

    Happy = burned to the ground. You don't question Pyro's logic.

  33. Armetron on June 27th, 2012 2:48 pm

    [youtube 4YH5MEyNuIM rel="nofollow"> youtube]

    BURN BABY BURN

  34. Skrist on June 27th, 2012 2:50 pm

    That must mean… SHAWN'S THE PYRO! EVERYBODY, DROP YOUR FORUM SIGNS AND RUN!

  35. GanjalfTheGreen on June 27th, 2012 2:52 pm
  36. straYDoubter on June 27th, 2012 2:52 pm

    Pinkie Pyro is like a million times more appropriate now.

  37. VT_Juju_Man on June 27th, 2012 2:54 pm
  38. Armetron on June 27th, 2012 2:59 pm

    <img src="http://i564.photobucket.com/albums/ss87/GhostGrendel/OrsenWellesClapping.gif"&gt;

    Good job sir for realizing bet BEST PUN that valve has ever made

  39. Skrist on June 27th, 2012 2:59 pm

    The pink pony tells pyro to burn things.

  40. Armetron on June 27th, 2012 3:01 pm

    well now YOU CAN TOO

    introducing the Source Filmmaker

    [youtube Zri1c_If6Ic&feature=player_embedded rel="nofollow"> youtube]

  41. Combatbeaver on June 27th, 2012 3:04 pm

    winnar!

  42. TheTaurenRogue on June 27th, 2012 3:07 pm

    I….. it's beautiful after an entire night of doing this….
    <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m64hv3YYFF1r0kwpzo1_500.gif"/&gt;

  43. Rathial on June 27th, 2012 3:08 pm

    But what's under the mask? D:

  44. Combatbeaver on June 27th, 2012 3:10 pm

    but what about whimsyshire itself? does it look like every other diablo 3 level to him then?

  45. Vabolo on June 27th, 2012 3:13 pm

    Or women. Or demons. Or robots. Or extra-planar embodiments of fire.

    Whatever the Hell the Pyro is.

  46. Hatley96 on June 27th, 2012 3:14 pm

    <img src=http://www.gamer.ru/system/attached_images/images/000/371/862/normal/babality.png?1306234652>

  47. sonicsmash2 on June 27th, 2012 3:17 pm
  48. Rexxmech on June 27th, 2012 3:21 pm

    WHY DON'T I SEE WHAT THE PYRO SEES!?

    On another note the entire state of Colorado is on fire and Pyromania is going on. Coincidence!? Possibly.

  49. Vabolo on June 27th, 2012 3:21 pm

    Well, technically

  50. Alice_M on June 27th, 2012 3:26 pm

    Dude….THAT WAS RAD!

  51. BraveSirJimOfLawl on June 27th, 2012 3:35 pm

    The eyes of hell itself. Or just a very mentally ill person. One of the two.

  52. straYDoubter on June 27th, 2012 3:36 pm

    I KNOW, IT WAS TOTALLY BODACIOUS DUDE!

  53. John_Know_Doe on June 27th, 2012 3:40 pm

    or an over grown one year old

  54. UndeadLex on June 27th, 2012 3:41 pm

    I finally figured out the magical formula of making .gifs from YouTube.
    I now give you this:
    <img src="http://i.imgur.com/BvWSA.gif"&gt;
    It's a good thing you can't just embed YouTu… oh…

  55. Vabolo on June 27th, 2012 3:43 pm

    Sorry, beat you to it.

    Sniping's a good job, mate!

  56. qwefg on June 27th, 2012 3:49 pm

    Can we get a version without the sunshine? He can still giggle and such but I would like to see the battle!

  57. Combatbeaver on June 27th, 2012 3:52 pm

    [youtube 5dJznTAwLSY rel="nofollow"> youtube]
    the best quality of this that i could find youtube oh and also something from an older halolz post
    <img src=http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/pyro-ralph.jpg>

  58. Peterdivine on June 27th, 2012 3:52 pm

    …Huh.

    Must be all those gas vapors.

  59. GanjalfTheGreen on June 27th, 2012 3:54 pm

    [youtube UWEDuVt3Q-Q rel="nofollow"> youtube]

  60. dope92 on June 27th, 2012 3:56 pm

    head shot.

  61. Icesickle97 on June 27th, 2012 3:57 pm

    Correction: What the Pyro would REALLY say is:
    Mmph MMMMPH mph mmmph!!

  62. dope92 on June 27th, 2012 3:58 pm

    pyro is unisex.

    not male nor female.

    maybe both. but we can see that the spy is the most sophisticated of the bunch.

  63. Armetron on June 27th, 2012 3:58 pm

    so will you share this special formula that you have developed?

  64. Armetron on June 27th, 2012 4:01 pm

    I like how the guy on the right is happy when pyro decides to use his/her flamethrower of love and friendship on him

  65. SirNumel on June 27th, 2012 4:03 pm

    I suppose this explains Pyro's choice in headwear.

  66. SirNumel on June 27th, 2012 4:03 pm

    I'm pretty sure he's not breathing oxygen through that thing….

  67. SirNumel on June 27th, 2012 4:05 pm

    I am a movie maker -- and so can you!

  68. GanjalfTheGreen on June 27th, 2012 4:05 pm

    Think I'll post an alternative soundtrack, like my fellow halolzers:
    [youtube sw0jF5R6qZY rel="nofollow"> youtube]

  69. SirNumel on June 27th, 2012 4:06 pm

    As long as he doesn't turn out to be Poopy Joe, that's all that matters.

  70. John_Know_Doe on June 27th, 2012 4:07 pm

    deploring meme's
    THIS IS SPARTA
    Head shot
    and boom goes the dynamite
    I just met you, and this is crazy. But here's my flare gun, NOW EAT IT BABY.

    And that's all I got

  71. straYDoubter on June 27th, 2012 4:07 pm

    Don't worry. Now that we'll have Source Filmmaker somebody's bound to make one with all the millions of "This Is How I Would've Done It" Meet the Pyro videos there will most certainly be.

  72. SirNumel on June 27th, 2012 4:08 pm

    Well, it's not like they can interview the BLUs. They're all toasted.

  73. HughbertEsq on June 27th, 2012 4:11 pm

    Well, that explains a LOT

  74. straYDoubter on June 27th, 2012 4:16 pm

    To me, the Pyro is neither a "he" or "she", but an "it."

  75. Sanyiel on June 27th, 2012 4:19 pm

    Not to mention the millions of Fan-made Meet the Pyro videos that have already been made.

  76. John_Know_Doe on June 27th, 2012 4:21 pm

    " If god wanted you to live, he wouldn't have created me"

  77. Confusion on June 27th, 2012 4:24 pm

    What if the puppy had rabies?

  78. UndeadLex on June 27th, 2012 4:26 pm

    There's still a bit of finaggling to do, but this is the general gist.
    [youtube FzKXiLYqipI rel="nofollow"> youtube]

  79. Punch SideIron on June 27th, 2012 4:31 pm

    BOY OR GIRL, DAMMIT, BOY OR GIRL!?

    DON'T MAKE ME BRING OAK IN HERE!

  80. Smile on June 27th, 2012 4:32 pm

    I want that flamethrower….

  81. Naxts_The_Demon on June 27th, 2012 4:36 pm

    Ya know. I just came to a realzation.

    Isn't RED team the ones with wooden buildings? And BLU team the one of all the steel and crap?

    How come BLU is in wooden stuff in Meet the Pyro?

  82. straYDoubter on June 27th, 2012 4:40 pm

    Yeah, but those suck.

  83. MasterLuigi452 on June 27th, 2012 4:43 pm

    <img src="http://th01.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/i/2012/179/5/f/mmmph_by_hybrid_masakari-d5570uc.png&quot; width="600" hight="866">
    Honestly, I was not expecting that happy go lucky part.
    I believe that blew everyone's minde.

    Also that Pyro's innocent look when he's burning Sniper…

  84. VaultLegend on June 27th, 2012 4:52 pm

    BOTH!

  85. Prof. Luigi on June 27th, 2012 4:52 pm

    No one knows. Not even valve.

  86. straYDoubter on June 27th, 2012 4:53 pm

    Probably because they've never played Sims. Lucky for me, I read VGCats.

  87. Gormet Riftlock on June 27th, 2012 4:59 pm

    [youtube QkpJksTZdus rel="nofollow"> youtube]

  88. The Pualrus on June 27th, 2012 5:00 pm

    I DARESAY IT WAS A SPECTACLE!
    …Wait.

  89. poonstev on June 27th, 2012 5:03 pm
  90. BraveSirJimOfLawl on June 27th, 2012 5:08 pm

    If it's not oxygen, then it is indeed some good shit.

  91. BraveSirJimOfLawl on June 27th, 2012 5:10 pm

    If they don't release that as a weapon during the update I'll be very [youtube fiQ9F_pj9yI rel="nofollow"> youtube] I love this new embed thing…

  92. The Pualrus on June 27th, 2012 5:14 pm

    Hello ladies. Look at your map. Now back to me. Now back at your map. Now back to me. Sadly, your map is on fire. But if you stop playing as flammable meatbags and switch to Pyro, your map will look a great deal less hazardous to you. And also me.

    Look down. Back up. Where are you? You're a medic, about to die a gruesome fiery death locked in a shed. You should have stayed out of the shed. But don't worry! Now you've spawned as a Pyro! You don't have to fear the shed anymore! The flames are but a field to frolic in!

    Everything's better when you're a Pyro!
    I'm burning up the dance floor, yo.

  93. VyseRogueKing on June 27th, 2012 5:21 pm

    Oh god the pyro is… IS… Torvus!!!

  94. Armetron on June 27th, 2012 5:35 pm
  95. Redzeroine on June 27th, 2012 5:43 pm

    And now the circle is complete. Every team fortress 2 characters now has a movie to go with 'em.

  96. riverlion on June 27th, 2012 5:44 pm

    It's because the BLU team was attacking the RED base silly. They Pyro doesn't care if his own wooden themed RED territory is burned down. ^_^

  97. Zortsport on June 27th, 2012 5:46 pm

    Your country did not prepare you for the amount of violence on my battlefield!

  98. Alice_M on June 27th, 2012 5:46 pm

    Wrong era, Dude.

  99. wolfpax181 on June 27th, 2012 5:57 pm

    Amusing, fascinating, horrifying.

    I think this is a good look into a truly disturbed mind.

  100. Robocopter419 on June 27th, 2012 6:02 pm

    I'm sure it took this video to prove that the thing in a gas mask burning things left and right might have been slightly unstable.

  101. Cloak on June 27th, 2012 6:03 pm

    I do believe you win sir.
    And now I want a Spike Back Burner.

  102. Souleater676 on June 27th, 2012 6:06 pm

    "Some classes like to set people on fire,
    The pyro is a SOULESS MONSTER!"
    -Spy, from meet the classes.

  103. Souleater676 on June 27th, 2012 6:10 pm

    This by far is a great example why I should not go into full anti pony Christ mode and start another fire.

    Wait……..

  104. Dimomarg on June 27th, 2012 6:15 pm

    I fear no admin.
    But this Shawn… scares me.

  105. Leo E. on June 27th, 2012 6:17 pm

    Knowing the Simpsons reference that was cut from Meet The Sandvich, this could have very easily been the inspiration.

  106. EliminatorZigma on June 27th, 2012 6:34 pm

    Damn, beat me to it.

  107. EliminatorZigma on June 27th, 2012 6:36 pm

    They'll be in the movie.
    The one we'll be making with SFM.

  108. Newt on June 27th, 2012 6:38 pm

    Flamethrower? What flamethrower? All we have here is a Super Happy Fun Bubbly Rainbowlauncher. I don't see any flamethrowers.
    Are you sure you're seeing everything alright?

  109. Zyquux on June 27th, 2012 6:48 pm

    I actually kind of thought that it would be Poopy Joe in a mecha suit. That would've been awesome.

  110. Zyquux on June 27th, 2012 6:51 pm

    add

    width="450"

    after the url part in the tag [img src="url" width="450" /]

  111. Zyquux on June 27th, 2012 6:52 pm

    That picture is now almost canon.

  112. Zyquux on June 27th, 2012 6:53 pm

    Oooor, you could have just waited for the countdown clock to run out.

  113. Zyquux on June 27th, 2012 6:55 pm
  114. [V]mKid on June 27th, 2012 7:00 pm

    The Scout is now diamonds!

  115. [V]mKid on June 27th, 2012 7:02 pm

    <img src="http://i55.tinypic.com/sqp08k.jpg&quot; alt="Imagine him making a Hank Hill noise.">

    Wait a second…

  116. TheTaurenRogue on June 27th, 2012 7:16 pm

    Time travels faster hitting refresh, -Forum logic-

  117. NotTheSpy on June 27th, 2012 7:27 pm

    This was probably my least favorite of the videos. It should be removed post-haste.

    Now Meet the Engineer… a lot more interesting.

  118. TransPM on June 27th, 2012 7:38 pm

    Seriously, a trombone-gun that shoots rainbows? He/it probably got the thing from Pinky Pie

  119. BraveSirJimOfLawl on June 27th, 2012 7:45 pm

    No, no I ain't talking about those forums. They aren't fixed, are they? How do I get this Effin' comment to submit?

  120. BraveSirJimOfLawl on June 27th, 2012 7:47 pm

    Oh, good! A new troll! or perhaps an old one that has returned from the grave? You do seem familiar…

  121. NotTheSpy on June 27th, 2012 7:52 pm

    Logistics my friend. More Pyros means less of me.

  122. BraveSirJimOfLawl on June 27th, 2012 7:55 pm

    Why? Are you, a Soldier or something?

  123. Psycroc on June 27th, 2012 8:02 pm

    Im gonna be honest. I was a little disappointed. Not because Pyro didn't show his/her face, but because it didn't seem as thought out as some of the others. The entire video pretty much revolves around one joke, and there were no great quotes to (ab)use.
    Great video regardless. Just not my favorite meet the team.

  124. Cirno on June 27th, 2012 8:15 pm

    I like puppies… but I don't like fire….

    Get rid of it.

  125. Treeman574 on June 27th, 2012 8:23 pm

    That's what it previously looked like. R18 Games Legalisation has recently been passed! :D

  126. ChaosController on June 27th, 2012 8:25 pm
  127. Nick Soapdish on June 27th, 2012 8:26 pm

    People! As at the time of this posting the above post does not have over a 100 upvotes!
    Get cracking! The picture wins so much it must have an adequate score to reflect it!

  128. Nick Soapdish on June 27th, 2012 8:33 pm

    [youtube 9riCK5ivhis rel="nofollow"> youtube]

  129. Nick Soapdish on June 27th, 2012 8:38 pm

    I used to read VGCats like you until one day….. he stopped updating very often.

  130. vash_ts on June 27th, 2012 8:39 pm

    Meet the pyro??
    SUBTITLED???

    Now I believe in magic!

    *watches video*

    *shudders*

  131. Dash12345678 on June 27th, 2012 8:58 pm

    And now that the Day 3 reveal has been brought to us (the accompanying blog post and update likely to follow momentarily) we know that EVERYONE will be able to see what TF2 looks like in Germany and Australia!

  132. VenomPB on June 27th, 2012 9:08 pm

    Well to be more specific…

    [youtube 9riCK5ivhis rel="nofollow"> youtube]

  133. Souleater676 on June 27th, 2012 9:11 pm

    Hes not the spy, so it makes sense that hes the pyro himself.

  134. Dycro on June 27th, 2012 9:29 pm
  135. DiamyoAlex on June 27th, 2012 9:31 pm

    The funny thing is, that really is the case in Germany still!

  136. VenomPB on June 27th, 2012 9:38 pm

    Mission complete!

  137. RickO_ on June 27th, 2012 10:00 pm

    Someone likes to play Brute on Tribes. :3

  138. BraveSirJimOfLawl on June 27th, 2012 10:02 pm

    If you point out that it has more likes than views I will punch you through this computer screen.

  139. WaddleDerp on June 27th, 2012 10:03 pm

    Spy was right all along…
    [youtube g-Fs-kAJQDU rel="nofollow"> youtube]

  140. GanjalfTheGreen on June 27th, 2012 10:05 pm

    April 4th -- Gabe Newell admits rel="nofollow">this.
    June 27th -- We get that.
    COINCIDENCE?*

    *yeah, probably

  141. Funkalicous on June 27th, 2012 10:21 pm
  142. Souleater676 on June 27th, 2012 10:27 pm

    <img src=http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs4/1654566_o.gif>

    No one asked you.

  143. Dycro on June 27th, 2012 10:37 pm

    It has less views than likes.

  144. misterz100 on June 27th, 2012 11:03 pm

    Well, that was unexpected, I also feel like the last person on earth to see it, I told all my friends and they all like "ummm dude we saw this a while ago" well WTF ! XD

  145. LinkorZelda on June 27th, 2012 11:08 pm

    MWHAHAHAHAHA It's all official, the trombone the lollipop everything we can now use! :D Now only if my computer could run TF2 :(

  146. BraveSirJimOfLawl on June 27th, 2012 11:13 pm

    That's like the Batman transition from hell.

  147. BraveSirJimOfLawl on June 27th, 2012 11:22 pm

    *punch*
    FUCK now I need a new monitor!

  148. GanjalfTheGreen on June 27th, 2012 11:35 pm

    Well, that's not mine work, but still:
    <img src=http://i.imgur.com/iXKYr.gif>

  149. Alice_M on June 27th, 2012 11:56 pm

    My comp can run TF2, You jelly?

  150. TheFoolOfMon on June 28th, 2012 12:24 am

    It was most Groovy sirs!

  151. Souleater676 on June 28th, 2012 12:34 am

    "Death x 100 = Maka Chop"
    - Logic of the Soul Eater fanbase

  152. Vabolo on June 28th, 2012 1:51 am

    And many a point was lost, due to blind fanrage failing to see a slightly subtle joke.

    *backpats of sympathy and plus ones*

  153. Vabolo on June 28th, 2012 1:51 am

    Yes, what a bunch of FOOLS!

  154. Solar Boy Django on June 28th, 2012 2:09 am

    Correction. It's blindyeti. Silly you =P

  155. Zyquux on June 28th, 2012 2:25 am

    I actually JUST got the joke. My props to you Spy.

  156. Zyquux on June 28th, 2012 2:27 am

    Now Valve needs to make Scout crying lines whenever he gets killed by the Rainblower!

  157. Souleater676 on June 28th, 2012 2:45 am

    Damn now I feel bad about what I've said.

    (I just got the joke too.)

    Forgive me OK?

  158. NotTheSpy on June 28th, 2012 3:09 am

    Yeah, I crashed and burned on that. All forgiven.

  159. VyseRogueKing on June 28th, 2012 3:23 am

    Ah but Torvus is the one who's theme is… well, this
    [youtube V2sKH8yjVsM rel="nofollow"> youtube]

  160. Solar Boy Django on June 28th, 2012 3:36 am

    Why that song why… I work at JCPenney and they played this song once every 45 minutes last month…
    [youtube 0CEahzwu8ao rel="nofollow"> youtube]
    That being said… If blindyeti had a theme I'm pretty sure it'd be that. Which I'm fairly certain you'll be familiar with old chap

  161. VyseRogueKing on June 28th, 2012 3:55 am

    I'm sorry for your pain. I've heard many a tale about the horrible music choices of retailers.

    And that would be a good theme for yeti. Skies of Arcadia makes a bunch of great themes!

  162. primedawg9170 on June 28th, 2012 4:52 am

    You can already see what the Pyro sees. We call it the Pyro-Vision Goggles and it is available at all Mann Co. Stores for only $99.95

  163. primedawg9170 on June 28th, 2012 4:57 am

    Before: YAY!!! We get to meet The Pyro!
    After: ……I don't want to meet him/her/it anymore……

  164. Smile on June 28th, 2012 6:31 am

    YES! They released it!!

  165. CapnJakeBob on June 28th, 2012 6:37 am

    Somehow, I knew the top comment would be an image macro :/

  166. CapnJakeBob on June 28th, 2012 6:40 am

    That's what I always think.

    That, or the mask IS the Pyro's face.

  167. EliminatorZigma on June 28th, 2012 10:37 am

    Pyro.
    The only guy… er… thing that can be unintentionally badass.

  168. Vabolo on June 28th, 2012 10:42 am

    Typical day as "not" a Spy?

  169. EliminatorZigma on June 28th, 2012 10:42 am
  170. EliminatorZigma on June 28th, 2012 10:44 am

    Probably chased him into there, then locked it up.

  171. Vabolo on June 28th, 2012 10:45 am

    It's a Halolz tradition; pop culture references trump wit any day!

  172. Jimmy on June 28th, 2012 11:17 am

    <img src="https://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/552437_490217797658919_331804042_n.jpg&quot; length="400" width="400">

    "Are you my mummy?"
    "HUDDAH HUDDAH HUH!!!"

    ♫♪♫♫♪♫♫♪♫♫♪♫♫♪♫♫♪♫♫♪♫♫♪♫
    *Pyromania starts playing in the background*

  173. Jimmy on June 28th, 2012 11:19 am

    FAR OUT!!! WICKED NARLY!!!

  174. Solar Boy Django on June 28th, 2012 11:37 am

    It really does doesn't it? Such an under appreciated game…

  175. Vabolo on June 28th, 2012 12:33 pm

    Oooooh, someone was offended by that, so they rebutted in the most witty of ways:

    downvoting my comment and leaving no reply whatsoever!

    I TIP MY NUMEROUS HATS TO YOU, GOOD SIR/MADAM!

  176. Vabolo on June 28th, 2012 12:36 pm

    *gnarly

    COWABUNGA! REAGANOMICS! RIGHTEOUS!

  177. SirNumel on June 28th, 2012 2:02 pm

    Or four easy payments of $39.99!

  178. NotTheSpy on June 28th, 2012 2:45 pm

    The red helps me blend in with the other team. That's a plus.

  179. Pupsrus13 on June 28th, 2012 3:15 pm

    I waited for the countdown clock to run out.

    One hour later I FINALLY got to watch the video.

  180. Pupsrus13 on June 28th, 2012 3:16 pm

    I got lucky and got vintage goggles from a friend.

  181. Krugun on June 28th, 2012 5:11 pm

    I feel sorry for the Pyro, this raises so many questions about the character. Is he hallucinating, a way for his mind to cope with what he's doing? Does he have multiple personalities, one that does the atrocities while the real pyro resides safely inside his mind? Or his he simply insane, unable to understand what his true actions are…

    What's even scarier are his teammates reactions when they talk about him in the shadowed interviews.

  182. Utsuho on June 28th, 2012 9:46 pm

    I am a fan of different kind of fire ;)

  183. Vabolo on June 29th, 2012 8:46 am

    Well, technically a minus, but I see what you did there.

  184. IncredulousEric on June 29th, 2012 3:49 pm

    It is okay I will give you some up votes and a Confucius quote:

    "To be wronged is nothing unless you continue to remember it."

  185. Arkalidor on June 29th, 2012 6:42 pm

    One shudders to imagine what inhumane atrocities lie beyond those broken webpages.

  186. Arkalidor on June 29th, 2012 6:53 pm

    No great quote? Do you believe in magic? One shudders to imagine the inhumane dullness that lies in front of your keyboard.

    but seriously… you were expecting quotes from meet the pyro? The PYRO?

  187. Xion009 on July 3rd, 2012 8:12 am

    I've been stuck on this, but I like where its going.
    (parody of spongebobs best day ever)

    Mr. Pyro walks up and he stares at me
    The way hes standing with his axe makes it so creepy
    chops off my head, as I'm burned alive
    leaving all my fears personified.

    And I'm stuck on the chorus….

  188. tstriker1 on July 5th, 2012 3:16 am

    Then…The pyro is self aware
    Which means he's aware of us…shit.

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