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Did you know the site has over 2,500 video game themed lolz? 
Well that's really frickin' disturbing.
The Pyro just wants to spread the happiness… he reall is like Pinkie Pie after all!
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EDIT: Crap! How do I change the width on this thing?
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"Mmmfff. Telf me youph seeph thph ponief too."
man i love these videos that valve make. I hope that they make more.
Gentlemen.
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So what Pyro really sees is sunshine, candy, and rainbows?
…
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For Pyro, every level in Diablo 3 looks like Whimsyshire.
So… The pyro is just crazy, yeah?
…
Makes sense, when I play as him, I normally just go to a nerby sentry and I start spinning around (While firing, of course).
ENTIRE TEAM IS BABIES….Literally!
And so the last piece falls into place
After this, I don't care about the gender, we all know that Pyro is a psychotic dellusional monster!
THE TEAM HAS BEEN MET.
And it was a pleasure to meet them.
Shawn didn't even put a comment under the video, for there are no words to describe this masterpiece.
So this isn't how everyone else feels like when they massacre an entire village and burn it to cinders?
AHAHAHAHA YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE MISSING! :D
yes Yes YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT THIS, IT FITS TOO PERFECTLY
<img src="http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/30200000/Pinkie-Pie-as-Pyro-Oh-my-Luna-o_o-my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-30228630-500-559.png">
Speechless Shawn? I don't blame you.
CAN WE HAVE EPISODE 3 NOW?
Although I must say, I was expecting them to use this song
[youtube NOErZuzZpS8 rel="nofollow"> youtube]
with gratuitous use of fire and flames and flares and sparks and embers and so forth.
Ever since I watch this video, I'm waiting for the TF2 mod that lets you see what the pyro sees.
On the side note, go to the original video on youtube and listen to the scout part of the interview. See what he says with the captions on and you'll get this
"He's not here, is she?"
So is it a man or a woman we'll never know.
♫ Do you believe in magic?
In a burning house?
The world falls apart
and they're trapped like a mouse! ♪
♪ And it's magic!
As the flames will rise!
You'll feel so much better
while everyone dies! ♫
It's magic! ♪
we actually still have one more, meet the announcer
"I fear no man. But that…THING…
…it scares me."
Perfect way to handle the gender situation. Bravo.
So that's how TF2 looks like in Germany and Australia!
And, "Meet the Hats" of course
My personal favorite bit is that the guys who refuse to talk about the Pyro are…Reds.
They are scared to death of their own teammate.
<img src="http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd318/blaziken1234/PyroMagic.png?t=1340822405" alt="some_text"/>
Frankly though, now the Pyro makes complete sense. Guitar taunts and hadokens? Giggling like a schoolgirl? Menacing objects in similar shape to nice looking ones? The Pyro isn't a monster. He thinks everything is just a game.
I dunno, but is that pony supposed to have no soul? It's like looking into Ayn Rand's eyes there!
But, the pyro was watching the world be happy. Everyone else was watching it burn.
He's like a fire-breathing puppy! He wouldn't hurt nobody no how!
And meeting
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Well I, for one, believe in magic.
Happy = burned to the ground. You don't question Pyro's logic.
[youtube 4YH5MEyNuIM rel="nofollow"> youtube]
BURN BABY BURN
That must mean… SHAWN'S THE PYRO! EVERYBODY, DROP YOUR FORUM SIGNS AND RUN!
Maybe, *sniff* maybe…
Pinkie Pyro is like a million times more appropriate now.
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<img src="http://i564.photobucket.com/albums/ss87/GhostGrendel/OrsenWellesClapping.gif">
Good job sir for realizing bet BEST PUN that valve has ever made
The pink pony tells pyro to burn things.
well now YOU CAN TOO
introducing the Source Filmmaker
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winnar!
I….. it's beautiful after an entire night of doing this….
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But what's under the mask? D:
but what about whimsyshire itself? does it look like every other diablo 3 level to him then?
Or women. Or demons. Or robots. Or extra-planar embodiments of fire.
Whatever the Hell the Pyro is.
<img src=http://www.gamer.ru/system/attached_images/images/000/371/862/normal/babality.png?1306234652>
<img src="http://www.gamesprays.com/files/resource_media/preview/burn-all-the-things-5637_preview.jpg"/img>
Seems to fit so well in the video now…..
WHY DON'T I SEE WHAT THE PYRO SEES!?
On another note the entire state of Colorado is on fire and Pyromania is going on. Coincidence!? Possibly.
Well, technically…
Dude….THAT WAS RAD!
The eyes of hell itself. Or just a very mentally ill person. One of the two.
I KNOW, IT WAS TOTALLY BODACIOUS DUDE!
or an over grown one year old
I finally figured out the magical formula of making .gifs from YouTube.
I now give you this:
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It's a good thing you can't just embed YouTu… oh…
Sorry, beat you to it.
Sniping's a good job, mate!
Can we get a version without the sunshine? He can still giggle and such but I would like to see the battle!
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the best quality of this that i could find youtube oh and also something from an older halolz post
<img src=http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/pyro-ralph.jpg>
…Huh.
Must be all those gas vapors.
[youtube UWEDuVt3Q-Q rel="nofollow"> youtube]
head shot.
Correction: What the Pyro would REALLY say is:
Mmph MMMMPH mph mmmph!!
pyro is unisex.
not male nor female.
maybe both. but we can see that the spy is the most sophisticated of the bunch.
so will you share this special formula that you have developed?
I like how the guy on the right is happy when pyro decides to use his/her flamethrower of love and friendship on him
I suppose this explains Pyro's choice in headwear.
I'm pretty sure he's not breathing oxygen through that thing….
I am a movie maker -- and so can you!
Think I'll post an alternative soundtrack, like my fellow halolzers:
[youtube sw0jF5R6qZY rel="nofollow"> youtube]
As long as he doesn't turn out to be Poopy Joe, that's all that matters.
deploring meme's
THIS IS SPARTA
Head shot
and boom goes the dynamite
I just met you, and this is crazy. But here's my flare gun, NOW EAT IT BABY.
And that's all I got
Don't worry. Now that we'll have Source Filmmaker somebody's bound to make one with all the millions of "This Is How I Would've Done It" Meet the Pyro videos there will most certainly be.
Well, it's not like they can interview the BLUs. They're all toasted.
Well, that explains a LOT
To me, the Pyro is neither a "he" or "she", but an "it."
Not to mention the millions of Fan-made Meet the Pyro videos that have already been made.
" If god wanted you to live, he wouldn't have created me"
What if the puppy had rabies?
There's still a bit of finaggling to do, but this is the general gist.
[youtube FzKXiLYqipI rel="nofollow"> youtube]
BOY OR GIRL, DAMMIT, BOY OR GIRL!?
DON'T MAKE ME BRING OAK IN HERE!
I want that flamethrower….
Ya know. I just came to a realzation.
Isn't RED team the ones with wooden buildings? And BLU team the one of all the steel and crap?
How come BLU is in wooden stuff in Meet the Pyro?
Yeah, but those suck.
<img src="http://th01.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/i/2012/179/5/f/mmmph_by_hybrid_masakari-d5570uc.png" width="600" hight="866">
Honestly, I was not expecting that happy go lucky part.
I believe that blew everyone's minde.
Also that Pyro's innocent look when he's burning Sniper…
BOTH!
No one knows. Not even valve.
Probably because they've never played Sims. Lucky for me, I read VGCats.
[youtube QkpJksTZdus rel="nofollow"> youtube]
I DARESAY IT WAS A SPECTACLE!
…Wait.
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If it's not oxygen, then it is indeed some good shit.
If they don't release that as a weapon during the update I'll be very [youtube fiQ9F_pj9yI rel="nofollow"> youtube] I love this new embed thing…
Hello ladies. Look at your map. Now back to me. Now back at your map. Now back to me. Sadly, your map is on fire. But if you stop playing as flammable meatbags and switch to Pyro, your map will look a great deal less hazardous to you. And also me.
Look down. Back up. Where are you? You're a medic, about to die a gruesome fiery death locked in a shed. You should have stayed out of the shed. But don't worry! Now you've spawned as a Pyro! You don't have to fear the shed anymore! The flames are but a field to frolic in!
Everything's better when you're a Pyro!
I'm burning up the dance floor, yo.
Oh god the pyro is… IS… Torvus!!!
WELCOME TO
<img src="http://media.steampowered.com/apps/tf2/pyromania/images/pyromania_title.gif">
And now the circle is complete. Every team fortress 2 characters now has a movie to go with 'em.
It's because the BLU team was attacking the RED base silly. They Pyro doesn't care if his own wooden themed RED territory is burned down. ^_^
Your country did not prepare you for the amount of violence on my battlefield!
Wrong era, Dude.
Amusing, fascinating, horrifying.
I think this is a good look into a truly disturbed mind.
I'm sure it took this video to prove that the thing in a gas mask burning things left and right might have been slightly unstable.
I do believe you win sir.
And now I want a Spike Back Burner.
"Some classes like to set people on fire,
The pyro is a SOULESS MONSTER!"
-Spy, from meet the classes.
This by far is a great example why I should not go into full anti pony Christ mode and start another fire.
Wait……..
I fear no admin.
But this Shawn… scares me.
Knowing the Simpsons reference that was cut from Meet The Sandvich, this could have very easily been the inspiration.
Damn, beat me to it.
They'll be in the movie.
The one we'll be making with SFM.
Flamethrower? What flamethrower? All we have here is a Super Happy Fun Bubbly Rainbowlauncher. I don't see any flamethrowers.
Are you sure you're seeing everything alright?
I actually kind of thought that it would be Poopy Joe in a mecha suit. That would've been awesome.
add
width="450"
after the url part in the tag [img src="url" width="450" /]
That picture is now almost canon.
Oooor, you could have just waited for the countdown clock to run out.
<img src="http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/7234/bothm.jpg" alt="BOTH" />
The Scout is now diamonds!
<img src="http://i55.tinypic.com/sqp08k.jpg" alt="Imagine him making a Hank Hill noise.">
Wait a second…
Time travels faster hitting refresh, -Forum logic-
This was probably my least favorite of the videos. It should be removed post-haste.
Now Meet the Engineer… a lot more interesting.
Seriously, a trombone-gun that shoots rainbows? He/it probably got the thing from Pinky Pie
No, no I ain't talking about those forums. They aren't fixed, are they? How do I get this Effin' comment to submit?
Oh, good! A new troll! or perhaps an old one that has returned from the grave? You do seem familiar…
Logistics my friend. More Pyros means less of me.
Why? Are you, a Soldier or something?
Im gonna be honest. I was a little disappointed. Not because Pyro didn't show his/her face, but because it didn't seem as thought out as some of the others. The entire video pretty much revolves around one joke, and there were no great quotes to (ab)use.
Great video regardless. Just not my favorite meet the team.
I like puppies… but I don't like fire….
Get rid of it.
That's what it previously looked like. R18 Games Legalisation has recently been passed! :D
<img src="http://th08.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/f/2012/086/a/5/pyro_and_pinkie_pie_by_williamcosta303-d4u4ly0.jpg" width="450">
Thanks.
People! As at the time of this posting the above post does not have over a 100 upvotes!
Get cracking! The picture wins so much it must have an adequate score to reflect it!
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I used to read VGCats like you until one day….. he stopped updating very often.
Meet the pyro??
SUBTITLED???
Now I believe in magic!
*watches video*
…
*shudders*
And now that the Day 3 reveal has been brought to us (the accompanying blog post and update likely to follow momentarily) we know that EVERYONE will be able to see what TF2 looks like in Germany and Australia!
Well to be more specific…
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Hes not the spy, so it makes sense that hes the pyro himself.
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The funny thing is, that really is the case in Germany still!
Mission complete!
Someone likes to play Brute on Tribes. :3
If you point out that it has more likes than views I will punch you through this computer screen.
Spy was right all along…
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April 4th -- Gabe Newell admits rel="nofollow">this.
June 27th -- We get that.
COINCIDENCE?*
*yeah, probably
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No one asked you.
It has less views than likes.
Well, that was unexpected, I also feel like the last person on earth to see it, I told all my friends and they all like "ummm dude we saw this a while ago" well WTF ! XD
MWHAHAHAHAHA It's all official, the trombone the lollipop everything we can now use! :D Now only if my computer could run TF2 :(
That's like the Batman transition from hell.
*punch*
FUCK now I need a new monitor!
Well, that's not mine work, but still:
<img src=http://i.imgur.com/iXKYr.gif>
My comp can run TF2, You jelly?
It was most Groovy sirs!
"Death x 100 = Maka Chop"
- Logic of the Soul Eater fanbase
And many a point was lost, due to blind fanrage failing to see a slightly subtle joke.
*backpats of sympathy and plus ones*
Yes, what a bunch of FOOLS!
Correction. It's blindyeti. Silly you =P
I actually JUST got the joke. My props to you Spy.
Now Valve needs to make Scout crying lines whenever he gets killed by the Rainblower!
Damn now I feel bad about what I've said.
(I just got the joke too.)
Forgive me OK?
Yeah, I crashed and burned on that. All forgiven.
Ah but Torvus is the one who's theme is… well, this
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Why that song why… I work at JCPenney and they played this song once every 45 minutes last month…
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That being said… If blindyeti had a theme I'm pretty sure it'd be that. Which I'm fairly certain you'll be familiar with old chap
I'm sorry for your pain. I've heard many a tale about the horrible music choices of retailers.
And that would be a good theme for yeti. Skies of Arcadia makes a bunch of great themes!
You can already see what the Pyro sees. We call it the Pyro-Vision Goggles and it is available at all Mann Co. Stores for only $99.95
Before: YAY!!! We get to meet The Pyro!
After: ……I don't want to meet him/her/it anymore……
YES! They released it!!
Somehow, I knew the top comment would be an image macro :/
That's what I always think.
That, or the mask IS the Pyro's face.
Pyro.
The only guy… er… thing that can be unintentionally badass.
Typical day as "not" a Spy?
rel="nofollow">Not all of them…
Probably chased him into there, then locked it up.
It's a Halolz tradition; pop culture references trump wit any day!
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"Are you my mummy?"
"HUDDAH HUDDAH HUH!!!"
♫♪♫♫♪♫♫♪♫♫♪♫♫♪♫♫♪♫♫♪♫♫♪♫
*Pyromania starts playing in the background*
FAR OUT!!! WICKED NARLY!!!
It really does doesn't it? Such an under appreciated game…
Oooooh, someone was offended by that, so they rebutted in the most witty of ways:
downvoting my comment and leaving no reply whatsoever!
I TIP MY NUMEROUS HATS TO YOU, GOOD SIR/MADAM!
*gnarly
COWABUNGA! REAGANOMICS! RIGHTEOUS!
Or four easy payments of $39.99!
The red helps me blend in with the other team. That's a plus.
I waited for the countdown clock to run out.
One hour later I FINALLY got to watch the video.
I got lucky and got vintage goggles from a friend.
I feel sorry for the Pyro, this raises so many questions about the character. Is he hallucinating, a way for his mind to cope with what he's doing? Does he have multiple personalities, one that does the atrocities while the real pyro resides safely inside his mind? Or his he simply insane, unable to understand what his true actions are…
What's even scarier are his teammates reactions when they talk about him in the shadowed interviews.
I am a fan of different kind of fire ;)
Well, technically a minus, but I see what you did there.
It is okay I will give you some up votes and a Confucius quote:
"To be wronged is nothing unless you continue to remember it."
One shudders to imagine what inhumane atrocities lie beyond those broken webpages.
No great quote? Do you believe in magic? One shudders to imagine the inhumane dullness that lies in front of your keyboard.
but seriously… you were expecting quotes from meet the pyro? The PYRO?
I've been stuck on this, but I like where its going.
(parody of spongebobs best day ever)
Mr. Pyro walks up and he stares at me
The way hes standing with his axe makes it so creepy
chops off my head, as I'm burned alive
leaving all my fears personified.
And I'm stuck on the chorus….
Then…The pyro is self aware
Which means he's aware of us…shit.