He who punches first, punches best.
November 6, 2009 by Shawn Handyside
Filed under Church of Falcon, F-Zero, FALCON PAAAANCH, Fists of Fury, Lucky Shot, Nintendo, Special Attacks, Super Smash Bros, The Legend of Zelda, Things Are Heating Up, Tips & Tricks, Wii
Whilst the Falcon Punch be powerful, it should be known that power is not always everything.
Screenshot by Pauli
MUSHROOM KINGDOM CAUSES OF DEATH
November 2, 2009 by Shawn Handyside
Filed under Charts & Graphs, Depressing, Nintendo, Super Mario Bros
I wouldn’t want to be the coroner that had put together these autopsy statistics.
TRICK OR TREAT!
November 1, 2009 by Shawn Handyside
Filed under Best Friends 4-Eva, Can't Let You Do That, Depressing, Disguises, Haloween, Holidays, Nintendo, Sequential Art, StarFox, Tasty Treats
Halloween is over, but since we needed a Sunday comic I decided to post this one by TCC and Badonk! The moral of the story? Never trick or treat at the house shaped like a red Landmaster.
ANYONE CAN CARVE A PUMPKIN…
November 1, 2009 by Shawn Handyside
Filed under Creepy/Spooky, Disguises, Extreme CloseUp, Nintendo, Nintendo DS, Square Enix, The Legend of Zelda, The World Ends With You
Well Halloween has come and gone… but at least I don’t have to look at any more creepy pumOH GOD IT’S BACK KILL IT
Thanks TCC, for once again burning your pumpkin’s image into my retinas…
[HALOLZWEEN] 1st Place - Mother Brain & Baby Metroid
October 31, 2009 by Shawn Handyside
Filed under Aliens, Contests, Creepy/Spooky, Haloween, Holidays, Metroid, Nintendo
And finally, our 1st place winner for 2009….. with an overwhelming 23 (out of 24 points)……
Ian Wagner and his awe-inspiring “Mother Brain & Baby Metroid” pumpkin set! Pretty amazing job, right? Well it’s certainly not surprising as he was our 1st place winner in 2008 as well! (with his impressive Samus pumpkin)
For a second year of impressing the Halolz judges, Ian will be getting another mountain of shirts (and other stuff) from Ninja-Bot!
Congratulations… and congrats to everyone for making our second annual pumpkin carving contest a big success! In fact to thank everyone who entered we will be sending out consolation prizes to everyone who entered this year! Just keep watching your email for more info!
Happy Halloween!
[HALOLZWEEN] 2nd Place - Piranha Plant
October 31, 2009 by Shawn Handyside
Filed under Contests, Creepy/Spooky, Haloween, Holidays, Nintendo, Super Mario Bros
Mama mia! Add that to the list of things I don’t want to see coming out of my pipes!
Not only is OmeletGood’s “Piranha Plant” (which got 17 points) scary enough to frighten off the neighbors kids, but it brings me back to the classic days of Super Mario Bros! A win-win! And speaking of winning, he won a pile of stuff from Ninja-Bot! Great job!
[HALOLZWEEN] 3rd Place - 3 days…
October 31, 2009 by Shawn Handyside
Filed under Contests, Creepy/Spooky, Extreme CloseUp, Haloween, Holidays, Nintendo, The Legend of Zelda
OH DEAR GOD NO!! Christ I thought that moon was creepy in Majora’s Mask… but as a pumpkin… oh man it’s far worse!
Picking up 3rd place (with 14 points) is TCC’s “3 days…” (which will forever haunt my nightmares). Congratulations, you’ve ruined my life, and earned a little of everything from Ninja-Bot!
[HALOLZWEEN] 6th Place (tie) - Falcon Pumpkin / Rocket Launcher / PEELS
October 31, 2009 by Shawn Handyside
Filed under Contests, F-Zero, Haloween, Holidays, Left 4 Dead, Nintendo, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software
Our first winners in a three-way tie for 6th place (at 3 points each) are “Falcon Pumpkin” by Pikamari, “I Have A Rocket Launcher” and “PEELS” by BananaDib, Dr. Falcon and Wasabi!
These three entries did a good job of racking up honorable mention points across all the judges with both Halolz references and carving difficulty! Congrats to these three winners who have won some Ninja-Bot sticker packs!
[HALOLZWEEN] The 2009 Contest Entries!
October 31, 2009 by Shawn Handyside
Filed under Artistic, Bethesda, Bungie, Capcom, Contests, Creepy/Spooky, Disguises, Epic Games, F-Zero, Fallout, Final Fantasy, Gears of War, Half-Life, Halo, Haloween, Holidays, ID Software, Kingdom Hearts, Kirby's Dream Land, Left 4 Dead, Metroid, Microsoft, News, Nintendo, Phoenix Wright, Portal, Sneak Attack, Square Enix, Stabbey Stabbey, Super Mario Bros, Team Fortress 2, The Legend of Zelda, Too Much Free Time, Valve Software
Hoooooly crap, we got quite a turn out this year! All of these entries have been entered into judging and the results will be posted throughout Halloween day! Keep checking back tomorrow to see which of the following entries pick up some awesome prizes!
Entries in relative top to bottom order:
“Candy-spenser” by Kyle Schouville (includes it’s own website!)
“3 days…” by TCC
“TMNT” by Lee Greene
“Pumpkin-Life 2, Starring Gourdon Freeman” by BenHuff
“Tidus” by Brad Williams
“Achievement: A Pumpkin Carver is You!” by Tex
“Falcon Pumpkin” by Pikamari
“Fawfulanturn” by Casey Lucas
“Heavy is pumpkin!” by LlamaMaster
“Doom II Pumpkin” by UGuardian
“OBJECTION!” by Flake and Zelda
“Gears’o'Pumpkin” by Zoneur
“Princess Peaches Castle” by Sora-Chan
“Nobody Symbol” and “Halo 3″ by Mark Sutherland
“Pumpkin Kirby” by Cory
“Locust” by Nick Trite
“The Orange Portal” and “MEDIC!!!” by Lord Carlson
“Moon from Majora’s Mask” by Lekonua
“Spy Sapping My Sentry” (set) by Arhmend and Juusan
“Mother Brain & Baby Metroid” (set) by Ian Wagner
“Triforce Crest” by LadyFiede
“Sandvich” by 1oak
“Pyro’s Logo” by pinecone2654
“Soldier’s Logo” and “Scout’s Logo” by Christian Felts
“TF2: Meet the Pumpkins” (set) by BarrierBoy
“SPAH SAPPIN’ MAH SQUASH” by BonzaiRob
“Piranha Plant” by OmeletGood
“Vault Boy”, “PEELS”, “I Have A Rocket Launcher Your Argument Is Invalid”
and “Moon from Majora’s Mask” by BananaDib, Dr. Falcon and Wasabi
“Halo: ODST Hell Jumpers” by Nick Everson
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