Penis still doesn't know how to ram into things yet.

Give him time… he’s still young!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 11, 2012 · 8:41 PM 
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Hey folks, allow me to interrupt your regularly scheduled Halolz to bring you something completely different. Levi and I are doing a marathon this weekend attempting to complete the entire Mother series. Off and on for the next three days (starting immediately), we’ll be doing intermittent streams of Mother 1, Mother 2 (Earthbound), and Mother 3 with hardly relevant commentary, for no particular reason.

Come join us live in the chat and cheer or jeer while we do what we can to make our way through these classic Nintendo RPGs. If you missed any part of our stream, segments will be available right here.




Posted by Fred "Trunks" Wood on August 24, 2012 · 8:04 PM 
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Best Friends 4-Eva, Earthbound, NES, News, Nintendo, Podcasts, SNES, Teamwork

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Oh you kids, I know how you love your animes! That’s why when Uzumakiclan43 sent in these two Smash Bros style Soul Eater openings I figured, I better post these to meet my new Halolz anime themed quota of the week!
Videos by and respectively.




Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 14, 2011 · 7:47 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (164 votes, average: 4.53 out of 5)
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Animated, Anime, Cray-Z Crossovers, Donkey Kong, Earthbound, F-Zero, Fire Emblem, Foreign Object, Game & Watch, Ice Climber, Kid Icarus, Kirby, Konami, Metal Gear Solid, Metroid, Nintendo, Pikmin, Pokémon, Power-Ups, Sega, Sonic the Hedgehog, StarFox, Strike A Pose, Super Mario Bros, Super Smash Bros, Swordplay, Teamwork, The Legend of Zelda, Too Much Free Time, TV Shows, Video Clips, WarioWare, Yoshi's Island

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Super Smash Bros. Dinner Party
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Luigi decided to invite everyone over to his place for Thanksgiving! What a nice guy!
Hmm speaking of which, where is our illustrious host?
Artist unknown, submitted by Victory63




Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 25, 2010 · 2:56 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (352 votes, average: 4.74 out of 5)
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Artistic, Chillaxin', Donkey Kong, Earthbound, F-Zero, Fire Emblem, Game & Watch, Ice Climber, Kid Icarus, Kirby, Konami, Metal Gear Solid, Metroid, Nintendo, Now We're Cookin', Off Duty, Party Time, Pikmin, Pokémon, Sega, Sonic the Hedgehog, StarFox, Super Mario Bros, Super Smash Bros, Swordplay, Teamwork, The Legend of Zelda, Things Are Heating Up, Yoshi's Island

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Halolzween 2010 Halloween Pumpkin Contest Entries
Halolzween 2010 Halloween Pumpkin Contest Entries
Halolzween 2010 Halloween Pumpkin Contest Entries
Halolzween 2010 Halloween Pumpkin Contest EntriesHalolzween 2010 Halloween Pumpkin Contest Entries
Halolzween 2010 Halloween Pumpkin Contest Entries
Halolzween 2010 Halloween Pumpkin Contest Entries

The entries are in! Behold this year’s crop of video game themed pumpkins!

#1 – The Original Ghost Pump-kemon by Daniel Potvin
#2 – This is Halloween! by Tom Palmen
#3 – Homeworld by ceemdee
#4 – Sonic/Knuckles Pumpkin by LeeFlippinGreene
#5 – The Cake Is A Lie by Cubetony Licciardi
#6 – inb4 “who?” by TCC
#7 – Blue Knight by Kryfus
#8 – Gengar by CornballCoder
#9 – Pumpkin-Trap by Tom Palmen
#10 – Beyond Good & Evil by ceemdee
#11 – In Disguise Zoom by David Roy
#12 – I was told we would be carving pumkin! by ChimpoDelFuego
#13 – Prinny by kitamoo
#14 – King Boo by Sussi
#15 – Syndicate by ceemdee
#16 – Day of the Tentacle by ceemdee
#17 – Slimer by Sussi
#18 – Kirby’s Epic Yarn: Pumpkin “Patch” by BBeast
#19 – Spy Carvin My Pumpkin? NOPE by Tabetha Morango
#20 – Red Dead Redemption by ceemdee
#21 – Duskull by Ashley Randall
#22 – Hitman by ceemdee
#23 – GLaDOS Cake Core and Curiosity Core by LadyFiede
#24 – PumpKoffin’ (Pumpkin Koffing) by GengarKing
#25 – Creeper by ceemdee
#26 – Mr. Bubbles by Gene Cole
#27 – The Cake is a Lie… The Pumpkin is not. by Aaron “Ace” Hinds
#28 – Reaper and Reapette by Sussi
#29 – Pacman and Ghosts by Nick and Molly
#30 – Halo: Reach Haunted Helmet by Nick Everson
#31 – Fox McCloud by A Random Person
#32 – Old Snake takes out an Enemy Soldier by suicid3clutch
#33 – Max Payne 2 by ceemdee
#34 – Pokéball by ChimpoDelFuego
#35 – Oddworld by ceemdee
#36 – The Isshu starters, all dressed up for Halloween! by Bridgette Rockette
#37 – No King Rules Forever by Artais
#38 – The Orange Spy by ChimpoDelFuego
#39 – DeathSpank by ceemdee
#40 – Castle Crashers Animal Orb Rammy by Nick
#41 – Dungeon Keeper by ceemdee
#42 – Costume Quest by ceemdee
#43 – Guybrush by ceemdee

Man, what a great turn out this year! I tip my hat and monocle to all of you folks who sent in these awesome entries! And don’t forget, be sure to keep checking back during the course of today (Halloween day) as we announce this year’s winners! Stay tuned!




Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 31, 2010 · 12:01 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (115 votes, average: 4.61 out of 5)
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2K Games, Artistic, Backstab, BioShock, Blizzard, Bungie, Castle Crashers, Contests, Cosplay, Creepy/Spooky, Disgaea, Disguises, Earthbound, Eidos, Electronic Arts, G-g-g-ghost!, Gentlemen, Halloween, Halo, Heavy Weapons, Holidays, Kid Icarus, Kingdom Hearts, Kirby, Konami, LucasArts, Maniac Mansion, Metal Gear Solid, Microsoft, Minecraft, Monkey Island, Movies, Namco, News, Nintendo, Pac-Man, Photo Op, Pirates, Pokémon, Portal, Retro, Robots, Rockstar, Sega, Sneak Attack, Sonic the Hedgehog, Stabbey Stabbey, StarFox, Stealth Espionage, Strike A Pose, Super Mario Bros, Swordplay, Team Fortress 2, The Behemoth, Ubisoft, Uncategorized, Valve Software, World of Warcraft

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Pokemon Starter Zombies

Video Game Zombies - Wario, Knuckles, Luma, Toon Link, Kirby

Sonic the Hedgehog and Yoshi Zombies (Halloween)
Earthbound NES Zombies

Avatar The Last Airbender - Zombies
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Nothing says Halloween like your favorite video game characters zombiefied! And just for the hell of it I threw in the zombified cast of Avatar The Last Airbender as well!
These were all done by my pal Josh Mirman! You can also check out his stuff on DeviantArt!




Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 30, 2010 · 5:18 PM 
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Anime, Artistic, Creepy/Spooky, Earthbound, Halloween, Holidays, Kirby, Nintendo, Pokémon, Sega, Sonic the Hedgehog, Super Mario Bros, The Legend of Zelda, TV Shows, Uncategorized, Yoshi's Island, Zombies

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Webcomics with music? Well now I’ve seen everything! This classy video is a remake of Brawl in the Family‘s 200th strip!
Submitted by several people.




Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 30, 2009 · 4:23 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (391 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5)
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Artistic, Capcom, Chill Out, Depressing, Ding! Level Up, Earthbound, Final Fantasy, Kirby, Mega Man, Metroid, Musical, Nintendo, Pikmin, Pokémon, Power-Ups, Robots, Secret Items, Sequential Art, Serious Business, Special Attacks, Spiritual Enlightenment, Square Enix, StarFox, Super Mario Bros, The Legend of Zelda, Things Are Heating Up, Uncategorized, Wild Animals, Yoshi's Island, Zombies

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DOMINATION!

Samuel Armbruster doesn’t do it doggy-style… he does it chimera-style!
Screenshot by SomeT53




Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 25, 2009 · 1:08 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (146 votes, average: 3.03 out of 5)
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Adult Situations, Disturbing, Earthbound, Konami, Metal Gear Solid, Nintendo, Super Smash Bros, Wii

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