Penis still doesn't know how to ram into things yet.

Give him time… he’s still young!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 11, 2012 · 8:41 PM 
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128 Responses to “The joys of picking your own character name”

  1. Halolz_Commenter_404 on September 11th, 2012 7:46 pm

    Just do it like I do. Stick it in the back and watch them cry.

  2. Mike on September 11th, 2012 8:09 pm

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    Problem?

  3. Halolz_Commenter_404 on September 11th, 2012 8:22 pm

    <img src="http://i.imgur.com/o6lvZ.png&quot; />

    (my comment wont post. halp)

  4. SirNumel on September 11th, 2012 8:46 pm

    SirNumel still doesn't know how to make good comments yet. Give him time, folks!

  5. Punch SideIron on September 11th, 2012 8:50 pm

    Wait 4 days for new post on Halolz…

    …penis joke.

  6. NotTheSpy on September 11th, 2012 8:51 pm

    Just do it like spies do. Stick it in the back and watch them scream.

  7. Kn0w1d3a on September 11th, 2012 8:52 pm

    Earthbound: Not so secretly inspired by a movie's rape scene

  8. Skrist on September 11th, 2012 8:53 pm

    Holy crap, can it be? An actual submission that's Earthbound? …What sick and twisted world have I wandered into for such a great thing to occur?

  9. Funkalicous on September 11th, 2012 8:53 pm

    I don't know about you guys, but these recent submissions have been… junk.

    In fact, I don't know if I like where things are… heading.

    Let's just hope Shawn stops… messing, around?

    Wait.

  10. Jimmy on September 11th, 2012 9:15 pm

    <img src="http://www.vgcats.com/super/images/090807.gif"length="400&quot; width="400">

    "Penis still doesn't know how to ram into things yet." Would you like to delete a move so that Penis can learn "ram into things"?

    <img src="http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/harden-stringshot.gif&quot; length="400" width="400">

  11. Robocopter419 on September 11th, 2012 9:21 pm

    He took a nameable character and called it "penis"! HA HA, ORIGINAL HUMOR!

  12. Valvatorez on September 11th, 2012 9:25 pm

    Mother 3…

    :(

  13. NotTheSpy on September 11th, 2012 9:29 pm

    My brother asked me to post this since his comments keep disappearing.

    <img src="http://i.imgur.com/o6lvZ.png"&gt;

    "inb4"

  14. Nick Soapdish on September 11th, 2012 9:48 pm

    It's best not to ram a penis in a Dino if you don't know how. You might leave it SAUR.

  15. Redtroopa on September 11th, 2012 10:29 pm

    Why must it be that every time you post a Mother 3 submission, it has to be a dick joke…

  16. shazbot32 on September 11th, 2012 11:08 pm

    how many times have we made this joke before?

  17. Solar Boy Django on September 11th, 2012 11:38 pm

    <img src="http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z227/ZeldaSheek/NO.gif&quot; img="">
    His names not Penis… IT'S LUCAS, PENIS. No wait… that doesn't have quite the same effect… dang.

  18. Marzen on September 12th, 2012 12:25 am

    "Fuck, I sent out Georg Lopez!"

  19. Zyquux on September 12th, 2012 6:32 am

    HAHAH! I CAN FINALLY DO IT!

    New VG Cats and new Super Effective!

  20. Zoe on September 12th, 2012 8:41 am

    You call that a penis joke?!

    *Pulls down Jimmy's pants.*

    Now that's a penis joke!

  21. Korotini_Notlad on September 12th, 2012 1:44 pm

    That is one "Sexual Tyrannosaurus". Must be Salvador's mentor or something.

  22. HughbertEsq on September 12th, 2012 4:11 pm

    Ehhhhhhhhhhhh, needs a hack that names every item Viagra
    Used Viagra on Penis

    Something tells me that items don't work that way In Earthbound

    I'll leave

  23. Alpar on September 12th, 2012 5:23 pm

    Alright, I'm back ish sorta. I think I can comment on regular intervals again.

    What'd I mi-

    *sees submission*

    Oh Halolz, never change…

    (And yes I've read the comments for all the submissions posted while I was gone and such.)

  24. PortalMan on September 12th, 2012 8:20 pm

    It wouldn't be safe…………..

    Think about it.

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