[NEWS] Hyper T-Shirt Multi-Hit Combo!

Everyday people come to me saying, “Shawn, you’re pretty cool…  is there some way I could give you a portion of my disposable income in exchange for awesome geeky t-shirts that will make me the envy of my uncultured neighborhood?” Well good news! Thanks to a twist of fate, I have a buttload of new shirt designs that are finally available for sale on the fabled “internets!”

These shirts, which were forged in the fiery depths of Blackrock Spire, provide the extreme stat boosts you need in today’s fast-paced leveling environment, while keeping the exterior of your body silky smooth to the touch. Couple all that with the wacky designs I’ve slapped on the front, and you’ve got a garment that simply CAN NOT BE BEAT.

Supplies are limited, so order now! My baby needs strained peas!

“Now Tell Him You’re A Pretty Girl…

Killercartoons, making Nazis kiss since Call of Duty 3.

[VIDEO] FALCON PAAAANCH Hero

Because two great things are great together. Thank you Blankverse.

LONGHAND IS LOOOOOOONG!!!

MyGoodChum is reachin’ for his dreams! Hang in there, baby!

FAIL

Tuck and roll, MyGoodChum! Tuck and roll!

[AWESOME T-SHIRT] Accordion Hero

Blatant ad time! We’ve got three new t-shirts up for sale on ZeStuff, and todays featured shirt is Accordion Hero! Here’s our description from the store:

Lets face it… a real geek wouldn’t be caught dead playing a guitar.

Instead work on filling up your Polka Power to rack up some serious bonus multipliers!

And don’t forget if you place an order during the preorder period, you get about 15% off!

ROCKTIMUS PRIME SEZ:

Autobots… transform and rock out!