What, you thought we were done with shirt spotlights? You wish!
The Hamthrax H1N1 World Tour!
Visiting an immune system near you!
This one’s not actually a Halolz shirt in any way… it was sort of a running joke started by Brian Clevinger, which I then spun out of control earlier this year on the ol’ Twitters. Then later when Steve did a comic featuring this art, well… we decided to make a three-way bro pact to make this Anthrax/swine flu parody shirt happen!
And even though this is listed as a Dec 6th pre-order, you can still pick one of these up right now! It’s the perfect shirt for those of you who like to rock out (while simultaneously using anti-bacterial soap to promote good flu preventative hygiene!) YEEEEEAHHHHH!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 9, 2009 · 11:48 PM
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Okay so this one probably looks a little familiar…
Warning: Coffee is extremely hot.
Fortunately our cups can take temperatures up to 9000 degrees!
I made this artwork specifically for the Wolf Wednesdays design, but then as we were sending the shirts off to pre-order I thought “hey y’know, this is a pretty good design all by itself!” And so the “Starfox Coffee” shirt was born!
So yeah, this will probably be a limited run shirt… but for those of you craving a straight-up Starbucks/Starfox parody design, this is your lucky day! Grab one ASAP, and don’t forget that the coupon code “SHARKBITE” at SharkRobot will get you an extra 5% off your order!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 6, 2009 · 10:23 PM
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Another Halolz submission turned shirt design.. this one by my pal Trunks of Trunks & Soto was so clever I couldn’t resist doing it!
You have to give Domo-Kun credit, when he picks a class in Team Fortress 2 he sticks with it!
Don’t forget pre-orders end tomorrow, and if you use the coupon code “SHARKBITE” when you check out you’ll get an extra 5% off your order!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 5, 2009 · 10:02 PM
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You may recognize this new shirt from one of our past submissions!
Here’s our extended description (which we borrowed from TCC)!
“I’M ON A BOAT”
Aww shit
Get your tunics ready it’s about to go down.
Everybody in the place hit the fuckin’ deck
But stay on your motherfuckin toes
We runnin’ this, let’s go!
I’m on a boat (I’m on a boat)
I’m on a boat (I’m on a boat)
Everybody look at me cause I’m sailin’ on a boat (sailin’ on a boat)
I’m on a boat (I’m on a boat)
I’m on a boat
Take a good hard look at the motherfuckin’ boat (boat, yeah)
I’m on a boat motherfucker take a look at me
Straight flowin’ on a boat on the Great sea
Bustin’ five knots, Wind Waker in my coat
You can’t stop me motherfucker cause I’m on a boat!
Take a pictograph (trick), I’m on a boat, bitch (bitch)
We drinking chuchu jelly champ, ’cause it’s so thick (thick)
I got my Goron tunic, and my Staff of Pacci
I’m flippin’ boulders, you at Dragon Roost flippin’ copies!
I’m glidin’ on a deku leaf, doin’ flips and shit
droppin’ deku nuts, gettin e’rybody all ‘effed
But this ain’t Hyrule, it’s the Great Sea bitch
I’m on a boat motherfucker, don’t you ever forget!
I’m on a boat and, it’s goin’ fast and
I got a nautical theme song, tunic, and green hat
I’m the king of the world, on a boat like Tetra
If you’re on the shore, then your a pig thing, you betcha!
(Get the fuck up, this boat is REAL!!!)
Fuck land, I’m on a boat, motherfucker (motherfucker)
Fuck trees, I jump buoys, motherfucker (motherfucker)
I’m on the deck all alone, motherfucker (yeah)
except the boat ’cause it’s alive, motherfucker!
Hey Gramms, if you could see me now (see me now)
treasure chests wide open on the starboard bow (starboard bow)
Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow (moon somehow)
With the Triforce, anything is possible!
[T-Pain]
Yeah, never thought I’d be on a boat
It’s a big blue watery road (yeah)
hey Gannon~!! Look at me, oh (all hands on deck)
Never thought I’d see the day
With the King a’ Red Lions’ comin’ my way
Believe me when I say,
I fucked a zora!I’ve been told you can get a 5% discount on this shirt by using coupon code “SHARKBITE” when you check out! Go go go!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 5, 2009 · 1:32 AM
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Mike decided that today is Cthulu Cthursday, so in honor of that we’re featuring our new Cthulunauts shirt which is up for pre-order!
“They all lay in stone houses in Their great city of R’lyeh, preserved by the spells of mighty Cthulhu for a glorious resurrection when the Starites and the earth might once more be ready for Them.”
I guess even an ancient unspeakable evil like Cthulu can’t resist collecting those Starites!
Or should I say Pentagramites?
Actually now that I think about it, Mike might been biased… seeing as the shirt was his concept! Well anyway this cool Scribblenauts/Cthulu mash-up was thought up by former editor Mike, illustrated by Garth Graham, and put together by me. A winning combination I say!
So yeah, be sure to place your order before Dec 6th to guarantee getting one before Christmas!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 3, 2009 · 10:06 PM
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First up in our Holiday 2009 spotlight series… the shirt I think you’ve all been waiting for! Yes after almost two years of Star Wolf jokes we’ve finally broken down and put him on a shirt. And talk about a classy design! Here’s our official description:
No way, I don’t believe it! Five dollars for a cup of coffee? Can’t let you brew that Starfox!
While the design was created by me, some of you may recognize the familiar art style of (Sonic artist extraordinaire) Matt Herms on Wolf O’Donnell. Matt created a fantastic sketch of Wolf for me to work off of for this design and I could not be happier with how the finished product came out!
If you’re looking to grab one of these shirts before the holidays, I highly recommend putting in a pre-order in now!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 2, 2009 · 10:05 PM
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Hey it’s December! Time to start your holiday shopping, right? Well good news for you… we’ve got eight brand new shirts for you to consider during your next wave of impulsive spending!
We’ll be featuring each of the new shirt designs periodically on the site during the next two weeks, but for those too anxious to wait you can now pre-order them through Ninja-Bot (and our distributor SharkRobot). Enjoy!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 1, 2009 · 1:22 AM
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Hey it’s Black Friday, and as such it is my sworn duty to do some kind of CRAZY SALE on my internet store, right? Well how about for today only 15% off everything in the store AND for every item you buy you get a free sticker?! Is that CRRRRAZY enough for ya?
How does one get in on this sale? Simply pick up the special coupon code off of the NINJA-BOT Twitter and shop away!
(Coupon ends at midnight EST, not valid on our products distributed by SharkRobot)
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 27, 2009 · 10:44 AM
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Ha! Caldy loves the Falcon Lunch T-Shirt so much he even made a commercial for it! I mean sure he’s biased, seeing as it’s HIS shirt design and all, but still… what a classy TV spot! Makes me want to go buy one! OR THIRTY!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 30, 2009 · 12:04 AM
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FINALLY, I can tell you guys about the two new shirts for this fall! Check ‘em out!
Pretty awesome, right? Not only that but I’m starting off the first run of the cool new Falcon Lunch shirts at a special discounted price! And if that weren’t crazy enough, you may even be able to find an ADDITIONAL discount by following Ninja-Bot on Twitter! HAVE I GONE INSANE? Quite possibly! Well at least we know which mental institution they’ll be sending me to in Gotham!
Oh and a quick shout out to my new pal Caldwell Tanner who put together the awesome Falcon Lunch design! Check out some of his other work here!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 8, 2009 · 6:12 AM
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