I’m afraid I’m still behind on promoting our summer shirts! However I’m sure you guys remember this old classic, but did you notice the new art for 2010?
By popular demand we’ve recreated our original “This Is How I Roll” design you know and love with new art featuring a 33% more adorable Prince, a 15% more geometrically sound katamari, and an 11% more aesthetic font! Now that’s math you can take the bank!
The design is currently available at Ninja-Bot in both mens and ladies sizes starting at $17.99. Be sure to pick one up and help support the site!
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Huh, I just realized we’re pretty behind on promoting our latest batch of shirt designs! Time to get caught up!
Our first one is Dood of War, based on the original photoshop by my pal Trunks! Who doesn’t love a battle-ready prinny?
The design is currently available on Ninja-Bot in both mens and ladies sizes starting at $17.99. Be sure to pick one up and help support the site!
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Are you as strong as Moustachio? PROVE IT!
Little peanut, sooo weak!
Before you leave Georgia’s Whispering Oaks Amusement Park, be sure to pick up this classy souvenir t-shirt featuring everyone’s favorite pistachio mascot! He may be a tough guy, but could he survive the zombie apocalypse? Seems like he’s got the ‘stache for it!
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Our next new shirt comes straight from the Halolz submission of the same name!
You know there are a lot of haters out there… they see your Pokéwalker on your belt… racking up’ watts as you walk around town. Don’t hate the trainer hate the game!
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Hey! Isn’t it about time for some new shirts? Probably not, but you’re getting some anyway!
First up for your consideration, the one that has the least to do with Halolz… the new Unversed Emblem T-Shirt! Of course most people don’t know it’s relevance yet, but for the few of you keeping up with your Kingdom Hearts… the Unversed are the next evil group (predating the Heartless and Nobodies) which you fight in the upcoming game Birth by Sleep (which honestly I thought would be out in the states by now, but it’s been pushed back until summer I think).
So anyway, here’s one for you die-hard Kingdom Hearts fans! Enjoy!
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Another show? ALREADY? Didn’t I just do two shows at the same time? Why are you guys doing this to meeeeee?
Well nonetheless, this evening I fly out to Chicago to get ready for the all new Chicago Comic & Entertainment Expo (or C2E2 for short) which is happening THIS WEEKEND at McCormick Place. I’ll be sharing a booth with my buddy Scott (VG Cats), and we’ll be doing a panel on Saturday at 5:30 pm in room E351 (wherever that is) and I’ll have some new stuff for you to check out… like for example… these brand new magnets!

I just started trying out these fancy 2″x3″ magnets (they’re really nice, but I don’t know how to describe them… they’re the kind that are all covered in clear plastic and have the wrap around edges) and so far people seem to be digging them! I’ll have some other familiar designs as well, but I thought I’d show you these two since their totally new! Of course credit for the joke goes to Mike for his original submission.
So yeah, Chicago-ites! Come by this weekend and say hi! It looks like this could be a big show and should be a lot of fun! See ya!
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What, you thought we were done with shirt spotlights? You wish!
The Hamthrax H1N1 World Tour!
Visiting an immune system near you!
This one’s not actually a Halolz shirt in any way… it was sort of a running joke started by Brian Clevinger, which I then spun out of control earlier this year on the ol’ Twitters. Then later when Steve did a comic featuring this art, well… we decided to make a three-way bro pact to make this Anthrax/swine flu parody shirt happen!
And even though this is listed as a Dec 6th pre-order, you can still pick one of these up right now! It’s the perfect shirt for those of you who like to rock out (while simultaneously using anti-bacterial soap to promote good flu preventative hygiene!) YEEEEEAHHHHH!
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Okay so this one probably looks a little familiar…
Warning: Coffee is extremely hot.
Fortunately our cups can take temperatures up to 9000 degrees!
I made this artwork specifically for the Wolf Wednesdays design, but then as we were sending the shirts off to pre-order I thought “hey y’know, this is a pretty good design all by itself!” And so the “Starfox Coffee” shirt was born!
So yeah, this will probably be a limited run shirt… but for those of you craving a straight-up Starbucks/Starfox parody design, this is your lucky day! Grab one ASAP, and don’t forget that the coupon code “SHARKBITE” at SharkRobot will get you an extra 5% off your order!
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