Shyguys Burgers and Fries

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 7, 2013 · 1:05 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (140 votes, average: 4.56 out of 5)
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Artistic, Merchandise, Nintendo, Now We're Cookin', Off Duty, Super Mario Bros, Tasty Treats, Yoshi's Island

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23 Responses to “Shyguys Burgers and Fries”

  1. Shawn Handyside on February 7th, 2013 1:06 pm

    Also if any of you are Reddit fans would you mind giving it an upvote? :D

  2. Redzeroine on February 7th, 2013 1:22 pm

    <img src=''&gt; And here he is after 5 years of the Shy-Guy Diet. . .

  3. HughbertReturns on February 7th, 2013 1:33 pm

    I'm sorry Shawn
    But I have just begun traversing the waterlines of 4chan
    To lurk near Reddit at this stage would….
    It is best left unsaid

  4. HughbertReturns on February 7th, 2013 1:34 pm

    Saw this
    And immediately thought of this
    [youtube -4W7kzxQVNI rel="nofollow"> youtube]

  5. Arch_Evil_Angel on February 7th, 2013 2:03 pm

    [youtube DcJFdCmN98s rel="nofollow"> youtube]

  6. Combatbeaver on February 7th, 2013 3:05 pm

    See this is why it's best to stay neutral…you get the best of both worlds!

  7. straYDoubter on February 7th, 2013 5:14 pm

    <img src="; width="400">
    That's funny, Yoshi's been on the Shy Guy diet for years, and he's in great shape! Must be a fast metabolism.

  8. Soul Eater 676 on February 7th, 2013 5:18 pm

    Alright I'm gonna say it to get it out of my system.

    Me and my sister absolutely LOVE shy guy. His little squeek he does in MP4-6 made us always love him when we were kids.

    Plus, the mask was uber cute back in the day.

    Please tell me I'm not the only one who feels this?

  9. Alpar on February 7th, 2013 5:20 pm

    No this is why it's best to keep quiet about one and just talk about the other. Both worlds are horrible but attractive in their own rights.

  10. Alpar on February 7th, 2013 5:20 pm

    Welcome to every kid that played a Mario game ever and felt that way about just any Mario creature.

  11. Alpar on February 7th, 2013 5:21 pm

    Augh, where'd you learn to fry those burgers, truck driving school?!


  12. straYDoubter on February 7th, 2013 5:26 pm

    rel="nofollow">Worth all of the time wasted.
    (Also, did anybody else purposely make a cake that substituted every single ingredient with cleanser just to mess with the finicky fatass?)

  13. straYDoubter on February 7th, 2013 5:31 pm

    Except Chain Chomp. And Porcupuffer. And that damn piano with teeth.

  14. gAmer_Matt on February 7th, 2013 6:08 pm

    Who DIDN'T screw up on purpose during that mini-game? If you did it correctly the first time you have no soul.

  15. Kn0w1d3a on February 7th, 2013 11:55 pm

    I cannot think of anything funny so I'm just going to whine and say WHERE ARE THE FORUMS?!

  16. straYDoubter on February 8th, 2013 2:00 am

    Be careful! When you bite Wendy's fries, they bite back!
    (…Wait a second, that's a whole other restaurant, isn't it?)

  17. Prof. Luigi on February 8th, 2013 4:21 am

    Don't you know? Yoshi is like a tribble. Most of his metabolism goes toward reproductive functions.

  18. Prof. Luigi on February 8th, 2013 4:25 am

    Chain Chomp is cute too!
    It's like a dog made of metal and is a ball with a chain.

    They're just like real puppies. They're so obnoxious it hurts, but they're freaking cute.

  19. Prof. Luigi on February 8th, 2013 4:26 am

    Dat jamacan looking dude.

  20. straYDoubter on February 8th, 2013 9:10 am

    I'm willing to concede that they're cute when they're babies, but that's it.
    rel="nofollow">Daaaaawwwww. :D

  21. The Pualrus on February 8th, 2013 9:24 am

    Sorry, you must reach the minimum humor/reference threshold of one-point-oh-six required in order to complain about the forums.

    <img src="; width="400" /img>

    Back into the sea with you.

  22. Jerach on February 8th, 2013 12:33 pm

    I think he's saying when you bite "these" fries.

  23. straYDoubter on February 8th, 2013 4:03 pm

    I guess it was a pretty obscure reference.

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