What if Kratos were in every game?

I know how much you guys love Kratos, so when I heard a website called IDDQD had taken the liberty of photoshopping him into a bunch of other games, I figured you guys would be thrilled to see the results!
[via Joystiq]

What if Kratos were in every game?
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 12, 2011 · 10:54 PM 
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148 Responses to “What if Kratos were in every game?”

  1. Sceptilianblade on February 12th, 2011 10:58 pm

    Wheeeeeeeere's Kratos?
    *points to top right corner* There he is!
    …No, wait. That's just Waldo.

  2. Dr. Plasma on February 12th, 2011 10:58 pm

    WERE IS YOUR GOD NOW!

  3. alittlemoretea on February 12th, 2011 10:58 pm

    Krayonetta terrifies me, but I cannot stop looking.

    Dat ass.

  4. DM1293 on February 12th, 2011 11:00 pm

    Oh. Oh gods.

    I REGRET EVERYTHING! I REGRET EVERY COURAGE KRATOS JOKE I'VE EVER DONE AT YOU SHAWN! JUST DON'T CHANGE HISTORY!

  5. Totema on February 12th, 2011 11:03 pm

    I would totally play Hitman: Blood Blood.

  6. Dr. Plasma on February 12th, 2011 11:04 pm

    We can't repel Kratos of this magnitude!

  7. Macross2020 on February 12th, 2011 11:09 pm

    Krayonette had a really bad case of : Dat Ass

  8. DM1293 on February 12th, 2011 11:10 pm

    I'll take "Shredding the Cyberdemon with the Blades of Chaos" for 1,000 Totema.

  9. MorningMoon on February 12th, 2011 11:14 pm

    Wow these are really cool or really funny! This is gre- *sees Krayonetta* MAH EYES!! *jumps to emergency pool of all-purposes bleach*

  10. Kam_Fakami on February 12th, 2011 11:19 pm

    SO we still have a probl- OH GODS MY LIVER! IT BUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSS.

  11. Kam_Fakami on February 12th, 2011 11:20 pm

    On the floor, bleeding to death.

  12. Dr. Plasma on February 12th, 2011 11:23 pm

    Now, what have we learned?

  13. Grammar Berzerker on February 12th, 2011 11:25 pm

    That Krayonette picture is burned into my mind…SOMEBODY HELP!

  14. Gamage on February 12th, 2011 11:25 pm

    What if Kratos was in every halolz submission?

  15. died70 on February 12th, 2011 11:26 pm

    I guess since Kratos is in there, It'll have a case of…
    You know what?
    This is crazy.
    Here I am making up terrible puns that involve a tv show that I don't even watch.
    Every single time it's referencing star fox, or some neck elongation.
    God I can't take it anymore.
    Already I might kill someone, it's so frustrating!
    Maybe I need some councling, or something.
    Eh, whatever I'm out, I think I just lost something.

  16. MoG on February 12th, 2011 11:27 pm

    Well theres a bright side to "wheres kratos", Just look for the piles of dead bodies fleeing from one spot

  17. Gamage on February 12th, 2011 11:27 pm

    I just played angry birds for the first time today, and look what's in todays submission.

  18. Marzen on February 12th, 2011 11:31 pm

    The one of those I'd wanna play the MOST would be Fallout Kratos.

    Why? Four words: Character Creation, Female Kratos. :3

  19. Mr_Omega on February 12th, 2011 11:39 pm

    *At Kayonetta* My eyes! MY EYES! *Searches around for brain bleach*

  20. Deep Thought on February 12th, 2011 11:43 pm

    OH MY GOD!

    BATTLESTATIONS NAO!

    THIS IS NOT A DRILL! WE ARE ON HIGH ALERT, TROLLS!

    I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!

  21. XPengooX64 on February 12th, 2011 11:47 pm

    Did someone say Battletoads? :3

  22. Sceptilianblade on February 12th, 2011 11:47 pm

    I believe Red has some… "organic" brain bleach for sale.

  23. zeldafan8 on February 12th, 2011 11:48 pm

    ….*looks over list*

    No Zelda games! Well at least I'm still okay.

    *retreats into my Kratos-free Zelda Haven*

  24. DM1293 on February 12th, 2011 11:49 pm

    I dunno. Overdosing on Kratos is worse than TF2 Slashfiction? *Points at advertisement*

  25. Sceptilianblade on February 12th, 2011 11:49 pm

    Deploying the +1's!

  26. Vabolo on February 12th, 2011 11:52 pm
  27. Vabolo on February 12th, 2011 11:54 pm

    Was it a pastime?

  28. Vabolo on February 12th, 2011 11:56 pm

    Dat scary, traumatizing, yet strangely arousing, ass.

  29. Vabolo on February 12th, 2011 11:56 pm

    GETTING EATEN ALIVE BY DEMONIC HANDPUPPETS!

  30. Deep Thought on February 12th, 2011 11:59 pm

    This is now a high probability COURAGE KRATOS encounter zone, and therefore this submission must be quarantined…

    Enter at your own risk.

  31. Ataeru on February 13th, 2011 12:01 am

    "I know how much you guys love Kratos"
    What are you smoking Shawn? That's just you.

  32. oboewan on February 13th, 2011 12:02 am

    Angry Kratos is angry. And redundant.

  33. oboewan on February 13th, 2011 12:03 am

    It was just getting awesomer and awesomer and then BAM KAYONETTA

    HOW COULD YOU BE SO CRUEL

  34. VT_Juju_Man on February 13th, 2011 12:05 am

    They forgot my two favourites, Kratetris and Pac of War, not to mention Kratos Ware: Butchered.
    Also, does anyone else think that Krayonetta pic makes him look like some sort of human banana?

  35. Kam_Fakami on February 13th, 2011 12:12 am

    Turn the Haloz watermark into a picture of Kratos' head.

  36. Nyoron on February 13th, 2011 12:15 am

    i had a gun in my pants the WHOLE 2 seconds i looked at that part.

  37. Kam_Fakami on February 13th, 2011 12:16 am

    How do dead bodies flee?

  38. Kam_Fakami on February 13th, 2011 12:18 am

    Why?

  39. Mr Plen on February 13th, 2011 12:23 am

    BUT THEN WHO WAS ZOMBIES

  40. Mr Plen on February 13th, 2011 12:24 am

    You like 'em bald and muscular?

  41. died70 on February 13th, 2011 12:29 am

    I think it had to do with the first letter of every sentence starting with the third one.

  42. died70 on February 13th, 2011 12:29 am

    for PROTECTION duh.

  43. Nyoron on February 13th, 2011 12:30 am

    Sarcasm works alot of wonders, my friend.

  44. Captain Flavor on February 13th, 2011 12:40 am

    Where? I'll buy as many as I can carry!

  45. Rain on February 13th, 2011 12:41 am

    That Kratos Prince of Persia is not bald…

    He's is a spy!

  46. Master_Vir on February 13th, 2011 12:43 am

    Well, I believe this has transcended priceless.

  47. MasterLuigi452 on February 13th, 2011 12:43 am

    SMB3 Kratos = No.

  48. Rain on February 13th, 2011 12:45 am

    Playing as Kratos in Fallout would instantly give you a 100 in melee weapon and unarmed

    And his answer to all the dialogue is to rip other people's head and limbs off

  49. Zabrio on February 13th, 2011 1:03 am

    Bayonetta Kratos

    DAT ASS

  50. Illius_Nakarou on February 13th, 2011 1:32 am

    Kratos vs deathwing, thats one battle I want to see:D

  51. MoG on February 13th, 2011 1:43 am

    <img src="http://i56.tinypic.com/2aj4pl.jpg"&gt;
    i really do…

  52. Xenon_ktor on February 13th, 2011 1:55 am

    Krayonetta is definately an eye gouging image but Kratos is definatelly Metal enough for Brutal Legend

  53. Mentlegen on February 13th, 2011 1:55 am

    "Now you're thinking killing with Portals!"

  54. BackwardsSneeky on February 13th, 2011 1:59 am

    You're a horrible person. You know that?

  55. JesterJoe on February 13th, 2011 2:01 am

    While they may be very creative, and hey, someone might of put a lot of work into them, I must say, everytime I see Kratos, I feel like throwing up.

  56. bastardsweater on February 13th, 2011 2:05 am

    I'd totally play any of those games.

    Make it happen developers?

  57. JesterJoe on February 13th, 2011 2:07 am

    <img src=http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn139/Jester_Joe/443.jpg>

  58. AuraMaster on February 13th, 2011 2:16 am

    As if the advice meme weren't horrible enough.

  59. Ichiinu on February 13th, 2011 2:37 am

    I'm scarred for life bye Krayonetta D:

  60. Zyquux on February 13th, 2011 2:40 am

    DO NOT WANT

  61. Zyquux on February 13th, 2011 2:41 am

    Oooooo…I see what you did there. Very clever, very clever indeed. (I lost, by the way.)

  62. Dimomarg on February 13th, 2011 2:44 am

    WHERE IS YOUR GOD OF WAR NOW?

  63. Junocis on February 13th, 2011 2:52 am

    in pieces according to the gaming engine they were designed on?

  64. Junocis on February 13th, 2011 2:53 am

    Well played sir well played…I'll be sure to send Kayonetta your way. o.q

  65. Junocis on February 13th, 2011 2:55 am

    Laughing to death at our pitiful cries for brain bleach

  66. RemielChibus on February 13th, 2011 2:57 am

    I think that he's now considered a WMD. As if the whole god-killing thing before wasn't enough.

  67. RemielChibus on February 13th, 2011 2:58 am

    Wouldn't that also count as Speech 100? Sounds like persuasive argument to me!

  68. Paulrus-Keaton? on February 13th, 2011 3:28 am

    Sorry. I drank it all: attempted suicide from the same picture.

  69. Strike_low on February 13th, 2011 4:30 am

    Kratos in Team Fortress 2, as a playable 'class' for only one player = Instant winning (and ragequit to the others)

  70. AccelTrial on February 13th, 2011 4:31 am

    Hey at least the Kratonetta one has that warning in the bottom right corner, SURE it's in Japanese but you only have to look at the cover itself to get an idea of what it's warning you about.

  71. Zyquux on February 13th, 2011 4:42 am

    Add him as a bonus boss for the Saxton Hale mod?

  72. VoiceFromCorner on February 13th, 2011 5:14 am

    "Where's Kratos"
    He'll be the only one with a head.

  73. DTurboKiller on February 13th, 2011 5:37 am

    Funniest thing, I bought the first game for the PS2 yesterday to try the series out for the first time.
    Then today I find this. ffff

    Now if only it didn't fail at saving the bloody game… EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

  74. Grashbar on February 13th, 2011 5:48 am

    Nah. He'd be more like a miniboss compared to Saxton Hale.

  75. HeadcrabZombie on February 13th, 2011 6:26 am

    My eyes! Ze googles! THEY DO NOTHING!

  76. HeadcrabZombie on February 13th, 2011 6:28 am

    Try bleach, it works wonders.

  77. DrSexington on February 13th, 2011 6:29 am

    Anyone find it funny that Hitman and Kratos look almost alike?

  78. Rain on February 13th, 2011 6:38 am

    Not necessarily so…
    Here's an example:

    Caesar's Legion: Surrender and die, we've got you surrounded!

    >[SPEECH 100]No! *rips everyone's head off*
    [FAILED]No! *rips everyone's head off*

    He's so badass, his hands do the talking for him

  79. k3man on February 13th, 2011 8:28 am

    Well, least we knew how the americans REALLY won WW2.

  80. Alpar on February 13th, 2011 8:36 am

    *Imagines Kratos in Zero Suit*

    HELP IT WON'T GO AWAY.

  81. general Mudkip on February 13th, 2011 8:52 am

    I thought we are still out…

  82. Combatbeaver on February 13th, 2011 8:53 am

    Instant win with a side order of +1's please!

  83. Cookino on February 13th, 2011 8:53 am

    Krayoneta: Dat ass.
    Wait…what do you mean, it's Kratos?
    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

  84. general Mudkip on February 13th, 2011 8:55 am

    *points at bottem of mountain*right there….Oh be warned…i think red is trying to get kratos to be his new butler……as his old one died of a heart attack…

  85. astrophe on February 13th, 2011 8:58 am

    What about Kratos in Minecraft? http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSA85FJ2p

  86. C__F on February 13th, 2011 9:40 am

    Right there with you.

  87. C__F on February 13th, 2011 9:44 am

    Oops. Was that your pool of all-purpose bleach? I may have replaced the eye-bleach and brain-bleach parts of the formula with muscle bleach.

    Ladies and gentlemen, muscle bleach cleans everything off your muscles, up to and including your skin. I have extra, any buyers?

  88. C__F on February 13th, 2011 9:46 am

    I thought Red sent you to get some more.

  89. Cookino on February 13th, 2011 9:49 am

    Kratos: Rated C for courage.

  90. C__F on February 13th, 2011 9:50 am

    Mind if I come along?

    *Plays the Prelude of Light*.

  91. C__F on February 13th, 2011 9:51 am

    And looped back into the "I'll pay you to get rid of it" territory.

  92. C__F on February 13th, 2011 9:55 am

    Still trying to spot him. You think he'd be easier to find than Waldo, but no.

  93. C__F on February 13th, 2011 9:57 am

    I've got no brain bleach at the moment.

    Will battery acid help?

  94. Uzumakiclan43 on February 13th, 2011 10:09 am

    *Looks at Portal Cover*

    "Gotta Streak!"-Kratos the Hedgehog

  95. Skandradron on February 13th, 2011 10:27 am

    Think about this, he doesn't have any hair on his head so all that is armpit hair and hair from the… lower regions.

  96. Skandradron on February 13th, 2011 10:30 am

    It's almost like I'm wearing nothing at all… nothing at all… nothing at all!

  97. Mentlegen on February 13th, 2011 10:36 am

    (With sarcasm detector) Are you kidding? This baby is off
    the charts mm-hai.

  98. meinmattias on February 13th, 2011 10:56 am

    I see he avoided Superman 64…

  99. Jimmy on February 13th, 2011 10:59 am

    Alright, IDK about you bloakes but enough is enough. I'm going to do what should've been done a LONG time ago…kill Shawn with FYAR.

    HUDDA HUDDAH HUH!!!

  100. ThatOneDude on February 13th, 2011 11:10 am

    Stupid sexy Kratos…

  101. DCMN on February 13th, 2011 11:21 am

    COD2 Kratos made me lol so bad

  102. Red on February 13th, 2011 11:27 am

    "…still alive"
    no, wait… nevermind.
    they're dead now

    ALSO!

    the SMB3 one looks like brentalfloss!

  103. Red on February 13th, 2011 11:28 am

    Don't. Mention. That. Atrocity!!!

  104. Red on February 13th, 2011 11:29 am

    with an awesome smiley for his expression

  105. Flamerion on February 13th, 2011 11:29 am

    But with the all sucide to kill pigs won't every second level of Angry Kratos will be a "get out of hell" level?

  106. Th3l4st0ne on February 13th, 2011 11:31 am

    You forgot he's on top of a mountain. And the mailman doesn't like his Charizard guarding the house so it may take a while…better find something else.

  107. Red on February 13th, 2011 11:31 am
  108. Vizardvalor on February 13th, 2011 11:41 am

    hell, I still hit it…

  109. died70 on February 13th, 2011 11:48 am

    MY POWER IS MAXIMUM!
    *sees Krayonetta*
    O DEAR GOD WHY DON'T THEY MAKE BLEACH STRONG ENOUGH!

  110. Vabolo on February 13th, 2011 11:58 am

    Maybe getting two spearows to deliver the package tied with a string?

  111. TheAceOfSkulls on February 13th, 2011 12:02 pm

    I'm pretty sure it's that Courage Kratos is a means of release, and that if Shawn doesn't get it, there will be an explosion of such Kratitude that it will rewrite history itself to help him cope.

    Can't we just start up a subsection of Halolz for this so Shawn doesn't release another Kratisplosion? Or better yet, Shawn, we've got a forum, you know. You can post all the pictures you want of hairless, mostly naked, very muscular, goatee'd, tattooed, scowling men you want there and no one will judge you*.

    *Yeah, they totally will. But it will all be in good fun, and we will still offer up unmeasurable amounts of +1s on Halolz for you.

  112. Captain Flavor on February 13th, 2011 12:28 pm

    Thanks! Wait… that looks like a bullet wound to me!

  113. BlackSoulBlade on February 13th, 2011 1:49 pm

    It is still true, his heart was attacked.

  114. Captain Flavor on February 13th, 2011 2:27 pm

    Not sure the internets could handle a combination such as that.

  115. Alpar on February 13th, 2011 2:31 pm

    YO DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE KRATOS, SO WE PUT HIM IN YOUR COURAGE KRATOS, SO YOU CAN COURAGE KRATOS, WHILE YOU COURAGE KRATOS.

  116. Xenrek on February 13th, 2011 2:36 pm

    there is not enough eyebleach ON THE INTERNET for that bayonetta-kratos picture… i dont care what you say, taht image will haunt me more then any other, EVER.

  117. DM1293 on February 13th, 2011 2:37 pm

    ……My image changed.

    Should I find that ironic? I feel like a troll who just got counter-trolled.

  118. flayer on February 13th, 2011 2:51 pm

    that's just ludicrous two 2kg bird cannot fly with that heavy of a package.

  119. BoxeyBrown on February 13th, 2011 3:43 pm

    Bayonetta Kratos… *Shudders*

  120. Zyquux on February 13th, 2011 4:39 pm
  121. Zyquux on February 13th, 2011 4:40 pm

    Can't let you play that, C__F!

    (Maybe we'll get another wolf submission soon!)

  122. JboneDRS on February 13th, 2011 4:49 pm

    Well at least only one of those scarred me for life.

  123. Oddwan on February 13th, 2011 4:49 pm

    A lot of games just became more deadly! D:

  124. zeldafan8 on February 13th, 2011 4:56 pm

    There…and there….and there….and there…..MAKE HIM GO AWAY!

  125. Rain on February 13th, 2011 6:07 pm

    Welcome to the internet

  126. Rain on February 13th, 2011 6:10 pm

    Krayonetta might hit you back… with his her it's sword

  127. Rain on February 13th, 2011 6:13 pm

    At least the positive side of this, is that you get both combo of DAT ASS and DAT ABS

  128. SonicsmyName on February 13th, 2011 6:21 pm

    Oh goddammit…

  129. SonicsmyName on February 13th, 2011 6:21 pm

    Why'd you have to hint that there was something wrong with his comment!?

    ZYQUUUUX!! *throws Masterball*

  130. SonicsmyName on February 13th, 2011 6:24 pm
  131. SonicsmyName on February 13th, 2011 6:26 pm

    I damn you now and till the end of eternity, Alpar…

  132. died70 on February 13th, 2011 6:37 pm

    BANKAI!

  133. BTSnoogans on February 13th, 2011 6:52 pm

    Couldn't they just peck our eyes out?

  134. Zyquux on February 13th, 2011 7:03 pm

    GRAMMAR HAMMER!

    its*

  135. Vizardvalor on February 13th, 2011 8:00 pm

    Zyquux doesn't play when it comes to grammar. HE….WILL….FIND YOU

  136. Red on February 13th, 2011 8:02 pm
  137. Red on February 13th, 2011 8:03 pm

    Why not just unleash the armies of my associates, and the Red Army.
    (we're talking millions of creepers, mudkipz and bear cavalry armed with axe-guns)

    It can happen, just say the word

  138. flayer on February 13th, 2011 8:13 pm

    primitive but amusing

  139. Zyquux on February 13th, 2011 8:14 pm
  140. RoverTHX on February 13th, 2011 8:57 pm

    *Are you mad?

  141. Ashton_Anchors on February 13th, 2011 11:12 pm

    Super Mario Bros 3 Kratos looks like Brental Floss >.>

  142. Jimmy on February 14th, 2011 12:05 am

    Bird.

  143. Zyquux on February 14th, 2011 12:06 am

    OBJECTION!

    Memes and quotes fall outside of the Grammar Hammer's jurisdiction.

    For example, "ENTIRE TEAM IS BABIES!" should not be Hammered to "The entire team is composed of babies!" Likewise, "moar" should not be Hammered to "more."

  144. Red on February 14th, 2011 12:12 am

    Okay, if you really want this…
    *plays the Song of Summoning with the (Mt.) Silver Trumpet (which is actually a vuvuzela painted silver)*

    Aah, here come the advance troops now…
    <img src="http://www3.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/India+Puts+Military+Hardware+Show+Republic+LpNsZeh8ulnl.jpg&quot; alt="" />
    I see they're enjoying a children's card game

  145. Frentzen127 on February 14th, 2011 1:31 pm

    Kratos at Another World would be an amusing thought. The aliens would run for their lives, rather than the other way around. I want it.

    Pretty please?

  146. Gomegron on February 15th, 2011 12:01 pm

    Super Meat Boy would be renamed "Wad of Gore". ;D

  147. willianmat on February 22nd, 2011 7:29 am

    I must play Krayonetta. Nohting else matters! LOL

  148. ocarinamaster on May 31st, 2011 7:13 pm

    What if David Bowie were in every ga… Oh wait, he is.

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