I know how much you guys love Kratos, so when I heard a website called IDDQD had taken the liberty of photoshopping him into a bunch of other games, I figured you guys would be thrilled to see the results!
[via Joystiq]
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 12, 2011 · 10:54 PM
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Did you know the site has over 2,500 video game themed lolz? 
Wheeeeeeeere's Kratos?
*points to top right corner* There he is!
…No, wait. That's just Waldo.
WERE IS YOUR GOD NOW!
Krayonetta terrifies me, but I cannot stop looking.
Dat ass.
Oh. Oh gods.
I REGRET EVERYTHING! I REGRET EVERY COURAGE KRATOS JOKE I'VE EVER DONE AT YOU SHAWN! JUST DON'T CHANGE HISTORY!
I would totally play Hitman: Blood Blood.
We can't repel Kratos of this magnitude!
Krayonette had a really bad case of : Dat Ass
I'll take "Shredding the Cyberdemon with the Blades of Chaos" for 1,000 Totema.
Wow these are really cool or really funny! This is gre- *sees Krayonetta* MAH EYES!! *jumps to emergency pool of all-purposes bleach*
SO we still have a probl- OH GODS MY LIVER! IT BUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSS.
On the floor, bleeding to death.
Now, what have we learned?
That Krayonette picture is burned into my mind…SOMEBODY HELP!
What if Kratos was in every halolz submission?
I guess since Kratos is in there, It'll have a case of…
You know what?
This is crazy.
Here I am making up terrible puns that involve a tv show that I don't even watch.
Every single time it's referencing star fox, or some neck elongation.
God I can't take it anymore.
Already I might kill someone, it's so frustrating!
Maybe I need some councling, or something.
Eh, whatever I'm out, I think I just lost something.
Well theres a bright side to "wheres kratos", Just look for the piles of dead bodies fleeing from one spot
I just played angry birds for the first time today, and look what's in todays submission.
The one of those I'd wanna play the MOST would be Fallout Kratos.
Why? Four words: Character Creation, Female Kratos. :3
*At Kayonetta* My eyes! MY EYES! *Searches around for brain bleach*
OH MY GOD!
BATTLESTATIONS NAO!
THIS IS NOT A DRILL! WE ARE ON HIGH ALERT, TROLLS!
I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!
Did someone say Battletoads? :3
I believe Red has some… "organic" brain bleach for sale.
….*looks over list*
No Zelda games! Well at least I'm still okay.
*retreats into my Kratos-free Zelda Haven*
I dunno. Overdosing on Kratos is worse than TF2 Slashfiction? *Points at advertisement*
Deploying the +1's!
HERE'S KRATOS!
<img src="http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/8835/hereskratos.jpg" /IMG>
Was it a pastime?
Dat scary, traumatizing, yet strangely arousing, ass.
GETTING EATEN ALIVE BY DEMONIC HANDPUPPETS!
This is now a high probability COURAGE KRATOS encounter zone, and therefore this submission must be quarantined…
Enter at your own risk.
"I know how much you guys love Kratos"
What are you smoking Shawn? That's just you.
Angry Kratos is angry. And redundant.
It was just getting awesomer and awesomer and then BAM KAYONETTA
HOW COULD YOU BE SO CRUEL
They forgot my two favourites, Kratetris and Pac of War, not to mention Kratos Ware: Butchered.
Also, does anyone else think that Krayonetta pic makes him look like some sort of human banana?
Turn the Haloz watermark into a picture of Kratos' head.
i had a gun in my pants the WHOLE 2 seconds i looked at that part.
How do dead bodies flee?
Why?
BUT THEN WHO WAS ZOMBIES
You like 'em bald and muscular?
I think it had to do with the first letter of every sentence starting with the third one.
for PROTECTION duh.
Sarcasm works alot of wonders, my friend.
Where? I'll buy as many as I can carry!
That Kratos Prince of Persia is not bald…
He's is a spy!
Well, I believe this has transcended priceless.
SMB3 Kratos = No.
Playing as Kratos in Fallout would instantly give you a 100 in melee weapon and unarmed
And his answer to all the dialogue is to rip other people's head and limbs off
Bayonetta Kratos
DAT ASS
Kratos vs deathwing, thats one battle I want to see:D
<img src="http://i56.tinypic.com/2aj4pl.jpg">
i really do…
Krayonetta is definately an eye gouging image but Kratos is definatelly Metal enough for Brutal Legend
"Now you're
thinkingkilling with Portals!"You're a horrible person. You know that?
While they may be very creative, and hey, someone might of put a lot of work into them, I must say, everytime I see Kratos, I feel like throwing up.
I'd totally play any of those games.
Make it happen developers?
<img src=http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn139/Jester_Joe/443.jpg>
As if the advice meme weren't horrible enough.
I'm scarred for life bye Krayonetta D:
DO NOT WANT
Oooooo…I see what you did there. Very clever, very clever indeed. (I lost, by the way.)
WHERE IS YOUR GOD OF WAR NOW?
in pieces according to the gaming engine they were designed on?
Well played sir well played…I'll be sure to send Kayonetta your way. o.q
Laughing to death at our pitiful cries for brain bleach
I think that he's now considered a WMD. As if the whole god-killing thing before wasn't enough.
Wouldn't that also count as Speech 100? Sounds like persuasive argument to me!
Sorry. I drank it all: attempted suicide from the same picture.
Kratos in Team Fortress 2, as a playable 'class' for only one player = Instant winning (and ragequit to the others)
Hey at least the Kratonetta one has that warning in the bottom right corner, SURE it's in Japanese but you only have to look at the cover itself to get an idea of what it's warning you about.
Add him as a bonus boss for the Saxton Hale mod?
"Where's Kratos"
He'll be the only one with a head.
Funniest thing, I bought the first game for the PS2 yesterday to try the series out for the first time.
Then today I find this. ffff
Now if only it didn't fail at saving the bloody game… EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Nah. He'd be more like a miniboss compared to Saxton Hale.
My eyes! Ze googles! THEY DO NOTHING!
Try bleach, it works wonders.
Anyone find it funny that Hitman and Kratos look almost alike?
Not necessarily so…
Here's an example:
Caesar's Legion: Surrender and die, we've got you surrounded!
>[SPEECH 100]No! *rips everyone's head off*
[FAILED]No! *rips everyone's head off*
He's so badass, his hands do the talking for him
Well, least we knew how the americans REALLY won WW2.
*Imagines Kratos in Zero Suit*
HELP IT WON'T GO AWAY.
I thought we are still out…
Instant win with a side order of +1's please!
Krayoneta: Dat ass.
Wait…what do you mean, it's Kratos?
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
*points at bottem of mountain*right there….Oh be warned…i think red is trying to get kratos to be his new butler……as his old one died of a heart attack…
What about Kratos in Minecraft? http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSA85FJ2p…
Right there with you.
Oops. Was that your pool of all-purpose bleach? I may have replaced the eye-bleach and brain-bleach parts of the formula with muscle bleach.
Ladies and gentlemen, muscle bleach cleans everything off your muscles, up to and including your skin. I have extra, any buyers?
I thought Red sent you to get some more.
Kratos: Rated C for courage.
Mind if I come along?
*Plays the Prelude of Light*.
And looped back into the "I'll pay you to get rid of it" territory.
Still trying to spot him. You think he'd be easier to find than Waldo, but no.
I've got no brain bleach at the moment.
Will battery acid help?
*Looks at Portal Cover*
"Gotta Streak!"-Kratos the Hedgehog
Think about this, he doesn't have any hair on his head so all that is armpit hair and hair from the… lower regions.
It's almost like I'm wearing nothing at all… nothing at all… nothing at all!
(With sarcasm detector) Are you kidding? This baby is off
the charts mm-hai.
I see he avoided Superman 64…
Alright, IDK about you bloakes but enough is enough. I'm going to do what should've been done a LONG time ago…kill Shawn with FYAR.
HUDDA HUDDAH HUH!!!
Stupid sexy Kratos…
COD2 Kratos made me lol so bad
"…still alive"
no, wait… nevermind.
they're dead now
ALSO!
the SMB3 one looks like brentalfloss!
Don't. Mention. That. Atrocity!!!
with an awesome smiley for his expression
But with the all sucide to kill pigs won't every second level of Angry Kratos will be a "get out of hell" level?
You forgot he's on top of a mountain. And the mailman doesn't like his Charizard guarding the house so it may take a while…better find something else.
http://nooooooooooooooo.com/
hell, I still hit it…
MY POWER IS MAXIMUM!
*sees Krayonetta*
O DEAR GOD WHY DON'T THEY MAKE BLEACH STRONG ENOUGH!
Maybe getting two spearows to deliver the package tied with a string?
I'm pretty sure it's that Courage Kratos is a means of release, and that if Shawn doesn't get it, there will be an explosion of such Kratitude that it will rewrite history itself to help him cope.
Can't we just start up a subsection of Halolz for this so Shawn doesn't release another Kratisplosion? Or better yet, Shawn, we've got a forum, you know. You can post all the pictures you want of hairless, mostly naked, very muscular, goatee'd, tattooed, scowling men you want there and no one will judge you*.
*Yeah, they totally will. But it will all be in good fun, and we will still offer up unmeasurable amounts of +1s on Halolz for you.
Thanks! Wait… that looks like a bullet wound to me!
It is still true, his heart was attacked.
Not sure the internets could handle a combination such as that.
YO DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE KRATOS, SO WE PUT HIM IN YOUR COURAGE KRATOS, SO YOU CAN COURAGE KRATOS, WHILE YOU COURAGE KRATOS.
there is not enough eyebleach ON THE INTERNET for that bayonetta-kratos picture… i dont care what you say, taht image will haunt me more then any other, EVER.
……My image changed.
Should I find that ironic? I feel like a troll who just got counter-trolled.
that's just ludicrous two 2kg bird cannot fly with that heavy of a package.
Bayonetta Kratos… *Shudders*
Relevant.
Can't let you play that, C__F!
(Maybe we'll get another wolf submission soon!)
Well at least only one of those scarred me for life.
A lot of games just became more deadly! D:
There…and there….and there….and there…..MAKE HIM GO AWAY!
Welcome to the internet
Krayonetta might hit you back… with
hisherit's swordAt least the positive side of this, is that you get both combo of DAT ASS and DAT ABS
Oh goddammit…
Why'd you have to hint that there was something wrong with his comment!?
ZYQUUUUX!! *throws Masterball*
<img src="http://mmii.info/icons/AJJF/bleach_VGcats-detergent.gif" alt="" />
I damn you now and till the end of eternity, Alpar…
BANKAI!
Couldn't they just peck our eyes out?
GRAMMAR HAMMER!
its*
Zyquux doesn't play when it comes to grammar. HE….WILL….FIND YOU
http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=475382…
Why not just unleash the armies of my associates, and the Red Army.
(we're talking millions of creepers, mudkipz and bear cavalry armed with axe-guns)
It can happen, just say the word
primitive but amusing
You forgot punctuation on the last sentence.
U MAD?
<img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_9eVDFHTxp2c/TUAduqaXSSI/AAAAAAAAAGc/dbX6JGAFkQw/s200/Troll%2BFace.png">
*Are you mad?
Super Mario Bros 3 Kratos looks like Brental Floss >.>
Bird.
OBJECTION!
Memes and quotes fall outside of the Grammar Hammer's jurisdiction.
For example, "ENTIRE TEAM IS BABIES!" should not be Hammered to "The entire team is composed of babies!" Likewise, "moar" should not be Hammered to "more."
Okay, if you really want this…
*plays the Song of Summoning with the (Mt.) Silver Trumpet (which is actually a vuvuzela painted silver)*
Aah, here come the advance troops now…
<img src="http://www3.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/India+Puts+Military+Hardware+Show+Republic+LpNsZeh8ulnl.jpg" alt="" />
I see they're enjoying a children's card game
Kratos at Another World would be an amusing thought. The aliens would run for their lives, rather than the other way around. I want it.
Pretty please?
Super Meat Boy would be renamed "Wad of Gore". ;D
I must play Krayonetta. Nohting else matters! LOL
What if David Bowie were in every ga… Oh wait, he is.