REST OF TEAM IS DEAD, FEEL THEM JUDGE YOUR EVERY MOVE

The only part of Counter-Strike that legitimately put fear in me.
Via Wil Wheaton

Blog Widget by LinkWithin



Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 2, 2012 · 9:17 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (350 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5)
Loading ... Loading ...
Categories:
Advice Meme, Counter Strike, Paranoia, PC, Valve Software

· Leave a comment (109 Comments)





 

109 Responses to “REST OF TEAM IS DEAD”

  1. GameboyPATH on March 2nd, 2012 9:18 pm

    STAND STILL

    PRETEND YOU'RE AFK

  2. Valvatorez on March 2nd, 2012 9:22 pm

    Entire team is dead! Not big surprise!

  3. Sir_Nox on March 2nd, 2012 9:23 pm

    Get blamed for defeat by entire team.

    Even though you survived twice as long as the rest of them.

  4. NotB0b on March 2nd, 2012 9:27 pm

    "No. I didn't die because I suck, I died because I wanted to see how bad you are!"

  5. dope92 on March 2nd, 2012 9:30 pm

    me too shawn.

    thats why i toss my nade in a window and run directly in the cross fire.

    that or just hide at the spawnpoint.

  6. Skrist on March 2nd, 2012 9:32 pm

    Rest of team is dead.
    Other team is all little Korean Girls.

  7. Sid_Diddly on March 2nd, 2012 9:34 pm

    Rest of Team is Dead
    Listen to Team Speak for eloquently defined
    reasons for why you are still clearly the worst player.

  8. TheInsaneWombat on March 2nd, 2012 9:37 pm

    Same thing in TF2 Sudden Death, except it's cooler because nobody rages on Gentleman Heavy's.

  9. TheInsaneWombat on March 2nd, 2012 9:38 pm

    Also Wil Wheaton plays Counter Strike? Swag.

  10. Mega_Dork on March 2nd, 2012 9:40 pm

    Entire team is dead. Realize your team was all bots.

  11. VyseRogueKing on March 2nd, 2012 9:41 pm

    My experience playing every multiplayer game ever and some singleplayer ones too.

  12. Marzen on March 2nd, 2012 9:51 pm

    Hah, this'd NEVER happen to me!

    I ALWAYS die before my teammates!

  13. MorningMoon on March 2nd, 2012 10:11 pm

    Oh god, that happened to me last night on ME3.
    I was a vanguard and there were several normal guys, couple of engineers (no biggie) and a fucking phantom (for those who don't play, basically chicks with too much health that can kill you in a second with their sword) I could feel everyone yelling at me because my tactic was "try to shoot something. See phantom. Go invisible and run like a little girl."
    I did eventually win the round. And cried like a littler girl.

  14. Souleater676 on March 2nd, 2012 10:14 pm

    God I hate when that happens.

    And yet…. I kill the rest of the enemy team.

  15. CapnJakeBob on March 2nd, 2012 10:18 pm

    This, but it's on TF2's Saxton Hale mod. And much more vocal.

    >5000HP and it's "Give up!" "Stupid scouts!" "Spy can't backstab"
    2500-5000HP and it's "He might do it!" "No he won't!" "GOD DAMN IT SCOUT STOP RUNNING AND START SHOOTING"
    <2500HP and it's "COME ON SPY SHOOT HIM!" "USE YOUR CROCKETS!" "SLAP 'IM ONE!"

    God save you if you die and Hale has 125HP left.

  16. Mentlegen on March 2nd, 2012 10:37 pm

    I would make a "FORUMS ARE DEAD" version, but I'm pretty sure Shawn doesn't mind being judged about that…

  17. EliminatorZigma on March 2nd, 2012 11:16 pm

    Never play Counter-Strike
    Not know this feel.
    Feel left out.

  18. MasterLuigi452 on March 2nd, 2012 11:21 pm

    "Your team is dead. Good Luck." -- TF2 Announcer

    This applies to TF2 Arena mode.

  19. Psycroc on March 2nd, 2012 11:59 pm

    I played this for the first time recently.

    Search and Destroy.

    Search and Destroy everywhere.

  20. Mindlessinvalid on March 3rd, 2012 12:46 am

    Rest of Team is Dead?
    JAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOO!
    Other team is dead too.

  21. SirNumel on March 3rd, 2012 1:44 am

    Feel them judge your every move? Pah!

  22. UndeadLex on March 3rd, 2012 2:31 am

    Hwil Hweaton?

  23. 3K9 on March 3rd, 2012 4:33 am

    Its gets worse once the server has all-talk on, oh wait, IT ALWAYS IS.

  24. Dycro on March 3rd, 2012 5:04 am

    HE'S BEHIND YOU HE'S BEHIND YOU WTF ARE YOU DOING OMG YOU ARE SO BAD I SAID HE WAS BEHI oh my mic was muted…

  25. MexicanJuice on March 3rd, 2012 10:47 am

    It's a monument to how universal this feel is that I've only played around 20 or so CS games in my life and this still got to me.

  26. DiamyoAlex on March 3rd, 2012 11:04 am

    *Ghostly figure appears*
    "Be warned! You will see my spirit at de_dust!"

  27. MeatyMcSausage on March 3rd, 2012 11:42 am

    The extent of angry Counter Strike teammate dialogue:

    "Don't pick up that weapon, don't pick that up, don't pick that u-AHHHHHHHHHHHKSDAJVNJANFCIUANVSDVINVAYUSDBNKJAN"

    "Reload-Reload-Reload-RELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"

    "SHOOTHIMSHOOTHIMSHOOTHIMSHOOTHIMSHOOTHIMSHOOTHIMSHOOTHIM"

    *Get picked off by really good enemy sniper*
    "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
    YOU FUCKIN' N00B"

  28. GanjalfTheGreen on March 3rd, 2012 1:39 pm

    Yes, now they only mock your cap.

  29. PortalMan118 on March 3rd, 2012 4:25 pm

    Rest of team is dead.

    Hide in corner

  30. StompyChar on March 3rd, 2012 7:14 pm

    Rest of team is dead.

    Spycrab.

  31. Alpar on March 3rd, 2012 8:32 pm

    Play as Saxton Hale

    Feel them fear your every move

  32. ZeekTheSweet on March 4th, 2012 1:50 am

    rel="nofollow">

    Rest of your team is dead
    This plays

  33. Mindlessinvalid on March 4th, 2012 12:06 pm

    Out numbered by the enemy force and I'm the sole survivor?
    *pulls out pistol*
    <img src='http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii53/pregoisforchumps/Personaeyes.png'&gt;
    PERSONA
    *gunshot*
    -Mindlessinvalid has committed suicide-

    Fuck… wrong game again.

  34. Necroticplague on March 4th, 2012 12:19 pm

    Rest of Team is dead.

    Realize nobody is taller than the last man standing.

    Leave no survivors.

  35. tstriker1 on March 4th, 2012 9:21 pm

    This is why I go on foreign language servers. They generally aren't as rude and even if they start yelling, it won't matter because you can't understand them.

  36. tstriker1 on March 4th, 2012 9:25 pm

    In the middle of a bloody war and your platoon is gone, sometimes you hear your team calling out to you from beyond the grave.

    "STOP HIDING AND SHOOT THEM YOU FUCKIN' NOOB!!!11!!"

    …And you wish they would just shut up.

  37. Mindlessinvalid on March 5th, 2012 12:17 am

    I can't believe no-one made the obligatory Wesley Crusher reference yet, given that Wil Wheaton WAS Wesley crusher (and apparently hated it).

    I WAS going to be nice and let someone else have it… but…

    "Dammit Wesley! Don't grab that one, grab the other one! He's shooting at you Wesley, return fire. Don't tell me you know, stop being such a know-it-all Wesley. That other kid is dead because of you, Wesley, don't try to play it off as lag."

    -Admin has banned player "Crushinater", Reason: Team Killing.-

  38. IncredulousEric on March 5th, 2012 4:34 pm

    <img src="http://i.qkme.me/3590u7.jpg&quot; width="444">

  39. Artakha on March 9th, 2012 4:23 pm

    It's not just Counter-Strike now. NO GAME IS SAFE NOW.
    It doesn't matter what game you play, be it Halo or Gears of War.

    THEY'RE ALWAYS WATCHING, WITH THEIR JUDGMENTAL STARE, AND THEIR WORDS OF CRITICISM.

    GIVE UP NOW, WHILE YOU'RE STILL ALIVE.
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Unless you LOVE the abuse.

  40. Artakha on March 9th, 2012 4:26 pm

    Screwed up? Just do the W+M1!




    OH WAIT, THIS ISN'T TEAM FORTRESS 2! FUUUUUUUU--
    *Shawn Handyside [Rocket Launcher] Artakha*

Feel free to leave a comment...
and oh, if you want a pic to show with your comment, go get a gravatar!