I would name my tower “Hotel California”… for obvious reasons.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 29, 2012 · 9:26 PM 
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110 Responses to “[VIDEO] Tiny Tower Residents Can’t Leave”

  1. Marzen on February 29th, 2012 9:33 pm

    One of us. One of us. One of us.

  2. Awesomecake on February 29th, 2012 9:33 pm

    An opening in the gumball factory!? Maybe I should move in.

  3. Mindlessinvalid on February 29th, 2012 9:36 pm

    Ungodly tall tower? Strangely diverse layout? Residents of said tower stealing people's minds? People can never leave?
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    Fetch me my Evoker: I've got some unfinished business to take care of.

  4. shadow649 on February 29th, 2012 9:40 pm

    Leaving home? Hahahaha I don't need to do that. And no-one else in my apartment building does either… Muahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Who wants to play Parcheesi? :D

  5. sonicsmash2 on February 29th, 2012 9:42 pm

    Well now i know where mario gets his Frog Suit………

  6. GameboyPATH on February 29th, 2012 9:45 pm

    I have this game. This is all too real.

    Help me.

  7. ibbolia on February 29th, 2012 9:45 pm

    I hate that game, but it's so addicting! Why can't I leave it alone? WHY? WHYYY?!


  8. GameboyPATH on February 29th, 2012 9:46 pm
  9. esspytood on February 29th, 2012 9:53 pm


  10. Ice_Cold_Water on February 29th, 2012 9:57 pm

    Speaking of mindless freaks… rel="nofollow">

  11. TheAl41 on February 29th, 2012 9:59 pm

    I have so far from this point 56 floors.
    None of which have a treadmill store.


  12. Skrist on February 29th, 2012 10:03 pm

    I want to make a Dream Tower joke, but just saying or referencing Zynga is one already…

  13. silversilence on February 29th, 2012 10:14 pm

    So this is the truth of the goings on when I am not maintaining my tower…..

  14. Valvatorez on February 29th, 2012 10:17 pm

    A place that's you can't leave, no matter what?


    How am I supposed to get sardines in a place like that like that?

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    Or Hotpods!? I'll make sure the creator of this "Tiny Tower" place is properly introduced to the World Eaters!

  15. IncredulousEric on February 29th, 2012 10:18 pm
  16. The AntiVillain on February 29th, 2012 10:41 pm

    i wonder how many UPS and mailmen became trapped in the tower

  17. PvtDisposable on February 29th, 2012 10:43 pm

    I've noticed a disturbing lack of restrooms and basic amenities in the tower. Then again, what do I care about humane living conditions?

  18. BTSnoogans on February 29th, 2012 10:46 pm

    I was gonna make a witty comment about this submission. But I have no idea what Tiny Tower is.

  19. Rexxmech on February 29th, 2012 11:23 pm

    Still not as good as that Hotel Mario place, but they were strangely lacking spaghetti…

  20. Nick Soapdish on February 29th, 2012 11:27 pm

    So a bit like Rosemary's Baby but scarier?

  21. BTSnoogans on March 1st, 2012 2:16 am

    This reminds me of Animal Crossing. You move into a new place. All of a sudden, this dude makes you get a job to pay off a debt that he keeps adding to. And you end up trapped there.

  22. tstriker1 on March 1st, 2012 6:04 am

    I just realized how evil the game I've been playing is.

  23. Twilightdusk on March 1st, 2012 8:42 am

    I wonder what the heart stands for in that "Health club" below them ;)

  24. Kn0w1d3a on March 1st, 2012 9:09 am

    A bike shop in a tower where you cannot leave and each floor is only about 10 people wide=fantastic business opportunity

  25. TheAl41 on March 1st, 2012 3:38 pm

    No worries tf2 folks. There is a hat store in tiny tower.

  26. dope92 on March 1st, 2012 6:24 pm

    i dont have an iphone but you know what?

    i post something relevent

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  27. Pupsrus13 on March 1st, 2012 7:39 pm

    I didn't think creepy smiles were possible in 8-bit….


  28. ProfessorLuigi on March 1st, 2012 8:48 pm

    And those who walk in to buy stuff and try to leave dissapear to the right side of the building.

  29. Joe on March 3rd, 2012 3:48 pm

    GET OUT!

  30. hero on March 5th, 2012 5:01 pm

    I thought the ending was going to be him revealing that he's not good at anything and gets kicked the fuck OUT

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