But… having no roof makes them lighter! Therefore faster! Besides we spent our entire budget on those super advanced power suits of yours. You guys are lucky we don’t make you walk to the Covenant’s base!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 30, 2010 · 2:45 PM
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I guess having a heavy machine gun/rocket launcher/gauss cannon attached to the back of your vehicle still makes it qualify as 'unprotected'.
Stealing pickup trucks from dirt-poor farmers is a great morale boost for the citizens of Reach.
Hey, you know, they DO make us walk to the Covenant bases most of the time!
Plus, that damn jeep only has two chairs! I normally gotta straddle the door!
One does not simply walk into the Covenant's base. A bunch have to run there while making a lot of noise
"Noise" being blazing guns, war cries and other stuff that makes your "Stealthy entrance" alot more "stealthy"…
MAKE COURAGE ADVICE POSTER
REMEMBER THAT HALO SUBMISSIONS AREN'T FUNNY HERE
Make new advice meme involving Halo
Use default helmet
too add to that, you get an achievement if you walk instead of riding the vehicles in the second mission. >:(
SHAWN POST ANOTHER COURAGE MEME.
STILL BETTER THAN COURAGE KRATOS.
Hey, it's better that than
Fight for a bunch of robots that transform into vehicles
Be forced to run alone barefoot through a dessert to win the war.
Wow, Six, putting yourself in danger to fight the Covenant… how very noble.
Looks like Halo
-sunglasses-
can't bring the Halolz
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
I C what you did there.
It was meh.
well it's better than being wiped off the face of the univ-wait…
Creating a HALO-based sumbission on the site known as HALOLZ?
NOT IN MY TOWN.
It's better than Recon. Those cocky bastards >_>
Incorrect, you can either go kamikaze when something gets a sticky on it, or just get really lucky and finally get one mowed over with that slow fucker. Wasted 9 forklifts in Fireflight mode to find out it can kill shit.
In all fairness, the Covenant does the same thing. I mean, who makes aircraft that can be hijacked?!
inb4UnitedAirlines
Excuse me, but I do believe you mean "desert" unless someone made a cake so big that you can live on/in it.
There have been some hilarious Halo related posts. Just none have really been submitted in a long time. I did like that one video that ruined the trailer though.
USE SUPER AWESOME ARMOR POWERS
MAKE SURE NO ONE IN THE FUTURE CAN USE THEM
I hope I'm doing this right…
looks like ganon
*shades*
Can bring the Halolz
YYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
(stealing jokes makes you succesful!)
inb4thecakeisalie
wait what
Shoot at covenant battle ship
With a pistol
its okay, none of the covenant species have ears anyway
Blow up the Spartan Planet
Lose the war to only one of them…
I'm saying I stoled your joke
Train for years to become a master at combat, speed, and intelligence.
Spam rocket launcher.
It's kinda funny, cos
I was just playin Reach
Of course you need unprotected vehicles.
One does not simply walk into Mordor!
Uh.. I mean the Covenant’s base..
Pff, more like "Join a Team of Super Soldiers, Do everything yourself."
Yeah, so was I.
You also need ninja wizards!
EDIT: Hopefully fixed the link.
Weren't they fighting on a giant cheesecake at the end of Transformers 2?… i sorta kinda fell asleep halfway through and when i woke up they were on that scene where they forced the stupid kid to run through the hellfire battlefield and i thought it was a giant cheesecake cuz it'd probably make sense in context given the rest of the film.
I'm not complaining, it just makes it that much easier to stick the demons.
DAMN STRAIGHT.
Create an all terrain vehicle: Use boost, can't fire.
GIVE SHAWN BAD IDEAS
CREATE LESS VIEWS
And currently has more points (on this comment thread) because of it.
Get a rocket launcher
Use it as a stick to beat the crap out of everybody
The last important person to ride in open vehicles was JFK, and look how well he turned out…..wait…
Ninja wizards on motorcycles!
As was I.
NINJA WIZARDS ON MOTORCYCLES!
CREATE LESS VIEWERS
REALIZE THAT MOST PEOPLE ARE IDIOTS
Spend hours calibrating your sniper rifle.
Use it to bash in grunt faces because you don't feel like wasting the ammo.
I'd say more like
"Join a team of super soldiers
Be only equal to Elites and Helljumpers in other games"
Heck, they practically jump in front of your vehicles anyways!
MAKE ADVICE MEMES
IN CAPSLOCK
I would also accept the following tags:
Join the UNSC Army
Use Everything By The Covenant Army Instead
Live On A Planet
Fail To Have Forerunner Idea Of Self Destruct Sequence
Wear Bright Blue Armor To War
Its The Best Camouflage Ever
Paint A Skull On Your Face
THAT'LL Scare the Split-Lipped Covenant Elites
Give Expensive Bullets To Friend
Wonder What Possible Use Money Has During An Intergalactic War to Survive
Wear A Jetpack
Wonder Why The Fuck Master Chief Doesn't Have One
stealing is for winners!
I see it now…
it's probably because I used "shades" and he used "sunglasses" sunglasses are lame.
looks like ganon
*shades*
just got ganOWNED
YYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
Ninja Wizards on Motorcycles?
It's like Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood, you can attack your prey with no problems (unless you act a fool) but your next to defenseless against predators.
Worse than those are the people who have the flaming helmet effect. I got Legendary, and before I can play one Matchmaking game, I hear about how everyone who has it acts like a douche, i.e. teabagging, trashtalk. Now my poor burning skull is unused, insulted and defaced by the assholes of the internet…
I scored it off my friend to today.
Now I HAVE to get my Xbox fixed.
you can actually splatter grunts, but its really hard
well…that killed the mood
CAPS LOCK
IT'S CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
SHIT ISN'T WHAT YOU THINK
WORK IT OUT
OR GTFO BITCH
BITCHES
Me: after I finish the level I'll do it
Regular person:NOOO! IT'S TO HARD
I dun be had play reach too!
looks like the forklift can't LIFT it's own weight *rimshot*
If I can't have it, I'll call whoever has it gay and fake!
*Flames*
WRITE AN EXTRA LINE
FAIL AT ADVICE MEME
FAIL AT ADVICE MEME
GET -1'D
It took me a while to realize that the "Noble Actual" cutscene counted as a "mission," so I kept trying to do the level after that (where you take out the Wraiths with the Target Locator) without getting in a vehicle. Damn, that was annoying
So, I don't remember, how did people get the burning skulls again?
Children's Card Games on Ninja Wizards?
I haz Reach!
And played it!
And killed zombies in Infection!
BILLY MAYS HERE TO SELL YOU THIS NEW KEYBOARD. IT CAPSLOCKS ALL THE TIME. WANT TO HAVE A NICE CONVERSATION ON SKYPE? DO IT IN STYLE WITH THE AUTO CAPS LOCK KEYBOARD AND BE THE ENVY OF ALL SPAMMERS, TROLLS, AND PEOPLE WHO JUST LIKE CAPS LOCK.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
POINT OUT OBVIOUS
MAKE ME LOL (+1)
You either got Halo: Reach Legendary Edition or it's a disease you can get from prostitutes.
Quite right indeed chaps.
Too bad the Judge didn't believe that on my vacation to the covenant homeworld… but hey they have FREE WIFI (on motorcycles)!
They start out strong but then just fail… Need to save some fuel rods for the last spartan.
So people just assume that most people get it from the second one? that makes sense!
Jet packs went extinct once some douchebag used them and gave jetpacks a bad name.
We need the rocket launchers for better things like Covenants on motorcycles!
MMMM cheesecake… that would make the movie better for sure!
well at least we can have CARD GAMES ON FORKLIFTS!
Ah, I see.
In all fairness, if he had a jetpack, the war would have ended the second he turned it on
Wiped clean…with the power of PINE-SOUL!!! Mmm…lemon-y!!!
Survive a fall from space
Die falling 30ft
I killed two Mgalekgolos (Hunters) at once with a forklift…
Or going into water
Spend your whole life training into a elite soldier in a cool suit
Get backstabbed by a Sangheili
Note to self: Talk to UNSC officials about open topped Cars…
Second Note: Find whoever thought of making warthogs unprotected and shoot em…