GO TO WAR AGAINST THE COVENANT IN A BUNCH OF OPEN, UNPROTECTED CARS

But… having no roof makes them lighter! Therefore faster! Besides we spent our entire budget on those super advanced power suits of yours. You guys are lucky we don’t make you walk to the Covenant’s base!
By Max G.

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 30, 2010 · 2:45 PM 
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93 Responses to “GO TO WAR AGAINST THE COVENANT”

  1. BasketGT on September 30th, 2010 2:53 pm

    I guess having a heavy machine gun/rocket launcher/gauss cannon attached to the back of your vehicle still makes it qualify as 'unprotected'.

  2. XPengooX64 on September 30th, 2010 3:03 pm

    Stealing pickup trucks from dirt-poor farmers is a great morale boost for the citizens of Reach.

  3. Faren22 on September 30th, 2010 3:06 pm

    Hey, you know, they DO make us walk to the Covenant bases most of the time!

  4. Alpar on September 30th, 2010 3:18 pm

    MAKE COURAGE ADVICE POSTER

    REMEMBER THAT HALO SUBMISSIONS AREN'T FUNNY HERE

  5. Roflcopter419 on September 30th, 2010 3:25 pm

    Make new advice meme involving Halo

    Use default helmet

  6. FlareonWuver15 on September 30th, 2010 3:43 pm

    SHAWN POST ANOTHER COURAGE MEME.

    STILL BETTER THAN COURAGE KRATOS.

  7. ArmyOfMidgets on September 30th, 2010 4:02 pm

    Hey, it's better that than

    Fight for a bunch of robots that transform into vehicles

    Be forced to run alone barefoot through a dessert to win the war.

  8. Leo E. on September 30th, 2010 4:06 pm

    Wow, Six, putting yourself in danger to fight the Covenant… how very noble.

  9. CdiGanon on September 30th, 2010 4:07 pm

    Looks like Halo
    -sunglasses-
    can't bring the Halolz
    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

  10. Fearow on September 30th, 2010 4:44 pm

    Incorrect, you can either go kamikaze when something gets a sticky on it, or just get really lucky and finally get one mowed over with that slow fucker. Wasted 9 forklifts in Fireflight mode to find out it can kill shit.

  11. Daifuku on September 30th, 2010 4:45 pm

    In all fairness, the Covenant does the same thing. I mean, who makes aircraft that can be hijacked?!

    inb4UnitedAirlines

  12. Fearow on September 30th, 2010 4:47 pm

    There have been some hilarious Halo related posts. Just none have really been submitted in a long time. I did like that one video that ruined the trailer though.

  13. Flamerider on September 30th, 2010 4:48 pm

    USE SUPER AWESOME ARMOR POWERS

    MAKE SURE NO ONE IN THE FUTURE CAN USE THEM

    I hope I'm doing this right…

  14. Gamage on September 30th, 2010 5:17 pm

    Shoot at covenant battle ship

    With a pistol

  15. Axel_X on September 30th, 2010 5:25 pm

    Blow up the Spartan Planet
    Lose the war to only one of them…

  16. Matterisgood on September 30th, 2010 5:51 pm

    Train for years to become a master at combat, speed, and intelligence.

    Spam rocket launcher.

  17. Spartan_Laser on September 30th, 2010 5:57 pm

    It's kinda funny, cos
    I was just playin Reach

  18. Crazysam10 on September 30th, 2010 6:00 pm

    Of course you need unprotected vehicles.

    One does not simply walk into Mordor!

    Uh.. I mean the Covenant’s base..

  19. Sir_Nox on September 30th, 2010 6:01 pm

    Pff, more like "Join a Team of Super Soldiers, Do everything yourself."

  20. TheRedGrunt on September 30th, 2010 6:11 pm

    I'm not complaining, it just makes it that much easier to stick the demons.

  21. Missinko009 on September 30th, 2010 6:24 pm

    Create an all terrain vehicle: Use boost, can't fire.

  22. MrRaccoon on September 30th, 2010 6:38 pm

    Get a rocket launcher
    Use it as a stick to beat the crap out of everybody

  23. KamikazeGible on September 30th, 2010 6:39 pm

    The last important person to ride in open vehicles was JFK, and look how well he turned out…..wait…

  24. DM1293 on September 30th, 2010 8:32 pm

    I would also accept the following tags:

    Join the UNSC Army
    Use Everything By The Covenant Army Instead

    Live On A Planet
    Fail To Have Forerunner Idea Of Self Destruct Sequence

    Wear Bright Blue Armor To War
    Its The Best Camouflage Ever

    Paint A Skull On Your Face
    THAT'LL Scare the Split-Lipped Covenant Elites

    Give Expensive Bullets To Friend
    Wonder What Possible Use Money Has During An Intergalactic War to Survive

    Wear A Jetpack
    Wonder Why The Fuck Master Chief Doesn't Have One

  25. shadow649 on September 30th, 2010 10:57 pm

    well at least we can have CARD GAMES ON FORKLIFTS!

  26. Odd Troll on October 3rd, 2010 8:50 pm

    Survive a fall from space

    Die falling 30ft

  27. GdMBuRn on July 23rd, 2011 10:16 am

    I killed two Mgalekgolos (Hunters) at once with a forklift…

  28. GdMBuRn on July 23rd, 2011 10:19 am

    Spend your whole life training into a elite soldier in a cool suit

    Get backstabbed by a Sangheili

  29. Master_Chief177 on April 25th, 2012 6:40 pm

    Note to self: Talk to UNSC officials about open topped Cars…

    Second Note: Find whoever thought of making warthogs unprotected and shoot em…

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