It’s their own fault… they should have assembled their own bike out of five scavenged parts!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 7, 2010 · 11:04 AM
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Categories: Advice Meme, Capcom, Dead Rising, Irony, PC, Playstation, Tactical Retreat, Xbox 360 · Leave a comment (70 Comments) |
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Make weapons to kill zombies.
Get more EXP.
(Seriously, that's how you level up in Dead Rising 2.)
Looks like they were…
*sunglasses*
Left 4 Dead.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
I want a game like this but with less goofy fun action and more thrilling survival horror…
Well, it's not Chuck's fault that the military in every single Zombie game is either:
A. Seemingly destroyed, but somehow still shows up to rescue the main characters.
B. Homocidal xenophobes intent on destroying all non-zombies in order to insure that they will never become zombies.
Alright, everyone, you see this?
This is an advice meme.
This particular picture is funny.
If you can't make a funny one…
LEAVE. IT. ALONE.
This, a thousand times this. We don't want another Advice Kratos debacle.
Fail meme… and fail title.
Make Bitchy Comment
COMPLAIN WHEN YOU GET -100 POINTS ON IT
Wait…Courage Kratos was good?
Courage Kratos was funny.
Then it was made.
… Wait, did I miss the funny?
Except the air horn sucks.
Haters gotta hate.
Surviors gonna survie.
It was the best thing this site ever had.
He would have known how to save them if he covered wars you know.
THAT SNOWKATANA IS A SHAWN(Spy) !!
Personally, given how badly all the civies seem to do in zombie movies/games, they kind of deserve it. Its not like they don't know what a zombie is, so if they get bit or whatever its their fault. Remember the convicts in the original Dead Rising? Now THEY had the right idea.
Or really doesn't like Halolz. >>
But, he does know his way around a zombie or two
HEY GUYS I GOT AN IDEA FOR A PICTURE.
HE SAYS THIS: "GET A LAWNMOWER. RUN OVER ZOMBIES"
I'M GONNA GET IT SUBMITTED TO HALOLZ LOLOLOL
Get two perfectly fine chainsaws
Attach them to a paddle
Get in the asscalator!
Why are you the coolest kid in town?
I dunno. No other kids to be cool around here?
dude
why not stick a popcan in it?
HOMEMADE RAILGUN!
GREAT DUDE! THEN WE PUT LIKE…FOUR OF THESE IN A SEQUENCE FOR MAXIMUM LOLZ!1! Advice memes are AWAYS funny!
Ps: You made me remember Plants vs Zombies.
Doctor doctor doctor doctor doctor doctor Nick.
bow chica wow wow?
Heh, I was kind of curious on this one. Honestly, I think most of them would be fine with the military anyways… except the three chicks (Shanon, Tia.. and someone else.) Everyone else hadn't been bitten so I don't think they would receive much hassle from them. I bet they took them off to live nearby Shaun and Liz.
He's covered Motocross races, you know.
GTFO and take your Memegenerator with you.
Yeah, you JUST missed it………..It was great! You should have been there.
I remember walking into the pawn shop first, and coming across the drill bucket already created. I remember thinking to myself: "Drill bucket?? How the fuck is that supposed to- OHHHH-hohohoho!!"
I had a feeling someone was gonna type that.
Chainsaw-nun-chucks.
So either way, he never really was on our side.
I think that comment belongs on this post http://www.halolz.com/2010/06/21/chainsaws-taped-…
Stabby stab stabstabstab
Get one of each item.
End up with more than one of the item in your new weapon.
Why does the phrase "he never really was on your side" (or whatever it is remind me of detective gumshoe from phoenix wright games? Maybe the same reason rick roll makes me think of boulder+rick the hamster from kirby's dreamland 2…
(phoenix wright pose)
gah i knew i should of posted on sc2 release day like i planned
i'm gonna go hide in a corner now…
But, you cannot combine three things…
It was wild
Racoon still didnt find his pants and Leo passed out in the shower
Good news everybody! I found my keys :D
You'll never guess where I found them
ohh yeah, but the graphics are sooo much better on the xbox 360
dont tell me you payed all that money for a drill bucket…
well, the gas station was pretty safe with unlimited orange juice and snacks. except for fat ass, pickaxe shotgun wielding, ninja entering, zombie collecting, redneck psychopaths.
Dude you beat the colonel. How many people are beating daifuku.
I'm turning that into one of these advice memes!
am i the only one who's not too interested in this game? edit: im gunna take that -1 as a no XD
I didn't. I just saw it made then ran off immediately to make one of my own.
…. Until the military shows up
a Lot of people, but not legitimately.
Light Boxing Gloves On Fire
Because Barbed Wire Is For Pussies
Um, that was just creepy…
Find a wheelchair
Attach Machine Guns
This is why I'd rather have Frank West on my team. He can manage to stuff at least 40 people onto a helicopter. Chuck can't even fit more than two people on a motocross bike.
Especially if I'm the military…
In my ass!
I'm still wondering how they got there though….
Find anything
Attach Machine guns!
And chainsaws!
But it won't stop me from recording it and fapping to it time and time again.
ORLY?
well then look at it like this
one air horn
one pop can!
HOMEMADE RAILGUN! or is that not possible?
Find machinegun.
Attach chainsaw.
Be Marcus Fenix.
I noticed that too when I played through it. o_0
BITCH
It's official, the internet destroys innocence… Wait I didn't have any so never mind.
Pitch-Fork + Shotgun = Boomstick
you guess should use the electric rake! it's a real shocker!
Actually, I think one.
The air horn is made by combining spray paint and a cone. Also, I don't think there are pop cans in Case Zero