IGNORE SUIT POWERS, OBEY MEN

I remember when Samus used to wear the pants around here. You know, the bright orange metal pants!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 10, 2010 · 5:33 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (286 votes, average: 4.30 out of 5)
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Advice Meme, Depressing, Metroid, Nintendo, Team Ninja, Wii

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95 Responses to “IGNORE SUIT POWERS”

  1. Combatbeaver on September 10th, 2010 5:41 am
  2. spikkle on September 10th, 2010 5:42 am

    HAVE ALL UPGRADES
    JUST 'CHOOSE' NOT TO USE THEM

  3. LinkyBS on September 10th, 2010 5:56 am

    Complete the game
    use Power bombs twice

  4. Missinko009 on September 10th, 2010 6:08 am

    Psh, I told ya.

  5. Dimomarg on September 10th, 2010 6:26 am

    Disregard Feminists
    Give GOOD advice.

  6. Marzen on September 10th, 2010 6:37 am

    I haven't played the game, but if she'll "do anything I say" I already know I'll love it :3

  7. Annonith on September 10th, 2010 7:18 am

    You know what this game lacks? "Samus I authorize you to SHUT THE F*** UP AND GROW SOME BALLS AGAIN!"

  8. Shatman on September 10th, 2010 7:25 am

    Get Missiles

    Destroy wasp hives

  9. Mr Plen on September 10th, 2010 7:27 am

    I don't see what the big deal is. She had to get those power-ups each time she set off on a new adventure, the unreliable flimsy things.

  10. Leo E. on September 10th, 2010 7:57 am

    Roll up into a ball
    Plant a fucking nuke in a Queen Metroid's stomach

    Yeah, you're right, she doesn't have balls anymore.

  11. Annonith on September 10th, 2010 8:01 am

    Oh yeah?!? Well… uh…. you're actually right…

  12. Link4all on September 10th, 2010 8:13 am

    At least they didn't give her a romantic interest, just saying.

  13. Fhantinabox on September 10th, 2010 8:41 am

    She dropped the whole emancipation thing for " Being a bitch while Falcon kicking monsters from space."

    ..Remember kids, when you realized that Samus was a girl?
    …You probably also remember the moment you realized Bridget from Guilty Gear was a guy!

    Happy nightmares ^_^

  14. TheAceOfSkulls on September 10th, 2010 8:46 am

    Because we all love badass being ruined by codependent relationships.

  15. TehVortex on September 10th, 2010 9:03 am

    INVENT NEW ADVICE MEME

    WAIT FOR SEVERE OVERUSE TO MAKE IT DESPISED.

  16. MrRaccoon on September 10th, 2010 9:30 am

    See new advice meme

    Ignore new advice meme

  17. TCC on September 10th, 2010 10:34 am

    you remember when there used to be SILENT protagonists? next thing you know Link will be given another shitty voice actor… ಠ_ಠ

  18. Tifakitteh on September 10th, 2010 10:49 am

    Just press the "1" Button
    Let auto-aim kill everything

    Seriously, I tested that game at work, and in the 15 minutes I played, I think I lost most of my admiration for Samus. "Adam has not authorized the use of bombs", what the shit?
    What happened to the strong, badass female protagonist?

  19. Arb on September 10th, 2010 12:22 pm

    I have just decided that this game is featuring MANGA!Samus instead of the usual samus we know. I’ve yet to play it but all this backlash makes me leery. Especially the whole thing about the varia suit.

  20. OrionX on September 10th, 2010 1:17 pm
  21. Histomen on September 10th, 2010 2:14 pm

    Get out of my memes and back in the kitchen ! rel="nofollow"> rel="nofollow">
    SHOW ME YO' KITCHEN!

  22. Faren22 on September 10th, 2010 2:56 pm

    SURVIVE LAVA ROOM WITH 30 HEALTH
    "OKAY SAMUS YOU CAN TURN ON YOUR VARIA SUIT NOW"

  23. cAlTh3MAd on September 10th, 2010 3:05 pm

    OMG A FLOATING HEAD!!! D:

    Oh wait…it's just another overused meme…


    T_T

  24. Samus_Aran on September 10th, 2010 3:41 pm

    You know Adam's the closest thing I've ever had to a dad, right? And now you're making fun of me for listening to him?

    I hate you all.

  25. TCC on September 10th, 2010 3:50 pm

    I said "another" did I not?

  26. DM1293 on September 10th, 2010 4:29 pm

    BEND OVER THE FRANCHISE

    UP THE BUTT, NO LUBE, FINAL DESTINATION, FOX ONLY.

  27. KamikazeGible on September 10th, 2010 5:15 pm

    Actually, that sounds like a pretty good plan to me.

  28. Alpar on September 10th, 2010 5:19 pm

    Thanks Grash. But I already won The Game before. It's not as fun if you constantly win it though.

  29. Tifakitteh on September 10th, 2010 7:27 pm

    I think Metroid is a pretty cool guy, eh kills aleins and doesn't afraid of anything

  30. A_Creative_Name on September 10th, 2010 7:41 pm

    Had I not watched the Escapist's review of this game, I wouldn't have understood this.

  31. Red_Skull on September 10th, 2010 11:10 pm

    "gawd its hot in here this lava area hurts me" *proceeds 3/4 the way through the level*
    Adam- "Samus i give you premission to activate your vera suit you now resist heat and take less damage"
    *flips on switch*
    F&*k you Adam F&*k you

  32. LeoRaiser on September 14th, 2010 6:43 pm

    HAVE LITTLE ACTUAL CHARACTERIZATION

    PISS PEOPLE OFF WHEN YOU DON'T ACT LIKE WHAT THEY WANT

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