I remember when Samus used to wear the pants around here. You know, the bright orange metal pants!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 10, 2010 · 5:33 AM
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HAVE ALL UPGRADES
JUST 'CHOOSE' NOT TO USE THEM
Complete the game
use Power bombs twice
Psh, I told ya.
Disregard Feminists
Give GOOD advice.
I haven't played the game, but if she'll "do anything I say" I already know I'll love it :3
You know what this game lacks? "Samus I authorize you to SHUT THE F*** UP AND GROW SOME BALLS AGAIN!"
Get Missiles
Destroy wasp hives
I don't see what the big deal is. She had to get those power-ups each time she set off on a new adventure, the unreliable flimsy things.
Roll up into a ball
Plant a fucking nuke in a Queen Metroid's stomach
Yeah, you're right, she doesn't have balls anymore.
Oh yeah?!? Well… uh…. you're actually right…
At least they didn't give her a romantic interest, just saying.
She dropped the whole emancipation thing for " Being a bitch while Falcon kicking monsters from space."
..Remember kids, when you realized that Samus was a girl?
…You probably also remember the moment you realized Bridget from Guilty Gear was a guy!
Happy nightmares ^_^
Because we all love badass being ruined by codependent relationships.
INVENT NEW ADVICE MEME
WAIT FOR SEVERE OVERUSE TO MAKE IT DESPISED.
See new advice meme
Ignore new advice meme
*points to my earlier comment*
pssssh, when you've got so many different alien species, who needs, "romance" ?
THAT MEME IS DE-SPY-SED!
you remember when there used to be SILENT protagonists? next thing you know Link will be given another shitty voice actor… ಠ_ಠ
agreed… its like a japanese monster fetish image on every planet. although most aliens she fights dont really have tentacles… that is why she must kill them
Just press the "1" Button
Let auto-aim kill everything
Seriously, I tested that game at work, and in the 15 minutes I played, I think I lost most of my admiration for Samus. "Adam has not authorized the use of bombs", what the shit?
What happened to the strong, badass female protagonist?
DON'T GIVE NINTENDO IDEAS!
BE UBER-POWERFUL
WATCH AS A SINGLE EXPLOSION COMPLETELY WRECKS YOUR SUIT
I have just decided that this game is featuring MANGA!Samus instead of the usual samus we know. I’ve yet to play it but all this backlash makes me leery. Especially the whole thing about the varia suit.
Delete the comment!
Hurry, before one of their representatives se-
*silence*
Pleas, Mr. TCC, continue with what you were saying…
It kinda did that in the first Prime game. The explosion pretty much knocked off all of her suit's powers, and she had to go find them again.
My ecchi senses are tingling.
I agree with Missingko; her crotch is already a trap without having to encounter dangly parts that shouldn't be there.
lol, that's the point
Can also work the other way around.
The point is that this is the lamest excuse ever for that most common of gaming tropes.
Get out of my memes and back in the kitchen ! rel="nofollow"> rel="nofollow">…
SHOW ME YO' KITCHEN!
Good advice: Letting a capable woman, who has seen years of combat, make her own decisions on when to use her powers.
Bad advice: Make the same woman run halfway into a lava pit before letting her turn on the heat shield.
SURVIVE LAVA ROOM WITH 30 HEALTH
"OKAY SAMUS YOU CAN TURN ON YOUR VARIA SUIT NOW"
OMG A FLOATING HEAD!!! D:
Oh wait…it's just another overused meme…
…
…
T_T
I am honestly convinced that it is not a Metroid game. It is another game that happens to have a Samus-like character and enemies. It's the only way I can bring myself to play it. I'll be selling it soon, maybe get some money back from it.
You know Adam's the closest thing I've ever had to a dad, right? And now you're making fun of me for listening to him?
I hate you all.
"the game"
*Headdesk*
Let's recall CD-i Ganon's comment back on our last Metroid submission for a while…
I said "another" did I not?
awwwww…
the fans dont like your latest game
you gonna kill us?
Give Link the voice of Morgan Freeman and I don't think I'd ever care.
BEND OVER THE FRANCHISE
UP THE BUTT, NO LUBE, FINAL DESTINATION, FOX ONLY.
Tee hee, you said knock off her suit. Oh, and the other stuff too.
May I recall rule 34?
Actually, that sounds like a pretty good plan to me.
…Well played.
Thanks Grash. But I already won The Game before. It's not as fun if you constantly win it though.
I just want to help. =3
If I recall, "daddy" nearly got you burnt to a crisp. LMAO
Can't let you do that Star Fox!!!
http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!!!
No, just stop giving Nintendo BAD ideas.
Mine never stop.
And he dies as well.
Along with your mom, your dad, and everybody you love.
Then thanks.
I think Metroid is a pretty cool guy, eh kills aleins and doesn't afraid of anything
Had I not watched the Escapist's review of this game, I wouldn't have understood this.
http://myfacewhen.com/105/
Yeah. The only guy who's hung around for more than one game is Ridley because HE WON'T FUCKING DIE
So because I have to adhere to Federation procdure because I'm working for the Federation I'm no longer cool.
It'd help if you play more than fifteen minutes, you know.
I liked my VA a bit. Would've liked Jennifer Hale from Prime 3 better, but…
He just keeps getting rebuilt. Note: see VGCats for clarity on this. The Space Pirates have had some brief moments of intelligence in trying to mimic certain weapons, but yet, they don't invest enough time in making decent protection or training their troops to be aware of their weaknesses.
http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=153 for the ref.
"gawd its hot in here this lava area hurts me" *proceeds 3/4 the way through the level*
Adam- "Samus i give you premission to activate your vera suit you now resist heat and take less damage"
*flips on switch*
F&*k you Adam F&*k you
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Guhhhhh…..
If she disobeys, she doesn't get paid. How many bounty hunter hobos do you see?
Melee Reference <3
…would it be bad if I said yes?
In more ways than one?
Follow Procedure At Home
Blow Everything Up When Boss Isnt Looking
Never stopped Ridley.
Through the worm hole with Morgan Freeman…. BEST GOD DAMN SHOW EVER.
Broken link….
….
I see what you didn't know you did thar.
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Happy?
I'd actually prefer that, this isn't the NES. It pisses me off to see voiceless protagonist nowadays. Besides nostalgia, and baaaaaawwwwwwwing over bad VAs, can someone explain to me a valid reason for no voices.
well like you said, it's for the nostalgia, and we'd rather have voiceless protagonists than have them paired with an unfitting voice…. that's about it. any over reacting you see in the comments is mostly for the lols, cause honestly it's not much more than that….
Imagine Link with the voice of the Old Spice guy…
…one can dream…
Only if the Galactic Federation censors you from speaking.
Well, there's Jango Fett…opps, nevermind he's dead…
…
Gimme a sec…
…
Ah, Boba Fett is still available!!!
The trap would work if he had tentacles…
..and the fact that there are like ALOT of us.
oh, and if you kilkl us, who's gonna play ur game?
rel="nofollow"> I wouldn't call Robin Williams shitty.
Boba Fett's mostly successful. Besides the whole Han Solo thing.
Just one thing to ask…why on Earth does Samus have a beard on the first panel? I get the whole "shut yer trap" idea but making her into a mullet wearing man doesn't make sense…
…and nearly getting digested by the sarlacc on Tatooine for few thousand years.
Expanded Universe actually says he escapes the Sarlacc with the flamethrower or something like that. And since EU counts as canon, he's really alive.
Ah, that's why I said NEARLY. Also, he used grenades in combination with his jetpack. Good 'ol concussion grenades.
I think Nintendo did a really good job with Samus' voice actor. She did better than I expected.
that's what you'll have to ask the creator's sick twisted mind Missinko :S
HAVE LITTLE ACTUAL CHARACTERIZATION
PISS PEOPLE OFF WHEN YOU DON'T ACT LIKE WHAT THEY WANT
I'm on Epona.
Granted, Adam was dead at that point, and couldn't say "Power bombs are not authorized, Lady."