Oh sure Professor Oak SEEMS like a real nice guy, but remember… blood is thicker than water!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 31, 2010 · 3:55 PM 
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Advice Meme, Depressing, Nintendo, Pokémon

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  1. elitetrashmob on March 31st, 2010 7:58 pm

    Yup. I've been waiting so long for him to say this.. :'(
    WHY can't I be super effective, too?? ._.

  2. Hareoic on March 31st, 2010 8:14 pm

    Biased grandfather gives grandson Pokemon with a type advantage against yours
    Win anyway

  3. Shawn Handyside on March 31st, 2010 8:15 pm

    Just once in his life couldn't Ash get the advantage?

    Oak, you're a dick!

  4. CakeBard on March 31st, 2010 8:15 pm

    But Gary barges in and says, "OH! Hey Ash! I see you chose a (insert type here) I'll just choose this one here! (Type that's strong against player choice)" Gary is a real douche… in fact his name IS Douche.

  5. dimomarg on March 31st, 2010 8:19 pm

    …Picking the advantageous type is only fair when YOU named him Fuckhat. OR IS IT?

  6. BrawlingBouse on March 31st, 2010 8:21 pm

    Screw your shit Oak! I'll get a Pikachu after I pick Charmander and then we'll show Gary what's up. Squirtle can't do shit against the thuuuuuundah.

  7. Roflcopter419 on March 31st, 2010 8:23 pm

    Can't let you have the, best Pokemon.

  8. dvv402 on March 31st, 2010 8:26 pm


  9. Acrazymonke on March 31st, 2010 8:27 pm

    inb4 any jokes about oak cumming

  10. Kerta on March 31st, 2010 4:29 pm

    Is it just me or does Oak have a strange resemblence to Kratos?
    Seriously, shave his head and they could almost be twins.

  11. BoxeyBrown on March 31st, 2010 8:30 pm

    Jokes on you Oak, my Blastoise can learn Ice Beam!!!

    What now!

  12. XxGiroxX on March 31st, 2010 4:39 pm

    … Thats true HOWEVER Your grandson is an dumbass and allways uses tail whip or growl in the first fight allowing me to win and later on he never uses the super effective moves allowing ivysaur to DESTROY charmander. TAKE THAT A$$H0[E

  13. VyseRogueKing on March 31st, 2010 9:06 pm

    And this is why we rename gary to things like douche.

  14. sasuketoo on March 31st, 2010 9:26 pm

    Prof. Oak used Type Disadvantage!

    It's Super Effective!

  15. Spolin on March 31st, 2010 10:14 pm

    So what Shawn is saying is that I use blood type attacks to defeat water type?


    It's super effective!

  16. elitetrashmob on March 31st, 2010 10:21 pm

    ;-( Thats why I always played the yellow edition!!! Screw Eevee and its three possible evolutions!!!
    *sigh* remember when there were only three? ._.

  17. ArmyOfMidgets on March 31st, 2010 11:05 pm

    Make a Video Game meme

    Get Shawn to instantly post it on Halolz.

  18. MercenaryBlue on March 31st, 2010 11:13 pm

    I don't want to troll out here but he lets Red take first pick. Not his grandson, Red! First Pick!!
    And its Gary that choose the one with type advantage, Oak just watchs.

  19. BlueChameleon on March 31st, 2010 11:16 pm


  20. ArmyOfMidgets on March 31st, 2010 8:10 pm

    Looks like the professor gave me

    *puts on shades*

    the middle finger ='( *goes cry to emo corner*


  21. dimomarg on March 31st, 2010 8:16 pm

    WELL. At least he gives you a Pokédex you can trust.

  22. Zabrio on April 1st, 2010 12:35 am

    Yeah untill you get to G/S and you have Ice Punch Feraligatr

    What's That Meganium i can't hear you through the 5ft ice block surrounding you >:O

  23. MasterLuigi452 on April 1st, 2010 4:41 am

    Wait a minute…
    I don't remember saying that crap!!

  24. Angel.9 Rakou Cobra on April 1st, 2010 4:02 am

    This brings back memories of a much younger me not realizing the game -always- gives your rival the Pokemon with a type advantage over yours.

    I can't count how many times I restarted hoping he'd take the other one >.>

  25. Skoopa on April 1st, 2010 9:03 am

    dont worry he makes up for it when he tells gary that he doesent respect pokemon and thats the reson he lost, poor gary was not abbusing his pokemon,
    unlike a certain somone.
    i just beat the rival from soulsilver and his megainium was level 50, he went to the dragons den and i followed, i found him cornering his megainium and when he sent it out it was level 60! rare candy luver

  26. TehVortex on April 1st, 2010 2:21 pm

    This submission could be made that little bit better if there was an 'R' in between the 'P' & 'I' in 'PICK'.

  27. DClaw on April 1st, 2010 12:54 pm

    I'm sure we've all seen this before…

    All your pokemon are almost dead, and your only 5 steps from the pokecenter, and guess who stops to challange you with fully healed pokemon? Gary MOTHERFUCKING Oak that's who!

    <img src=http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/1/14/Gary_screencap_fixed.png/>

  28. A_R_ on April 1st, 2010 6:23 pm

    Unless it's a Wolf!

  29. A_R_ on April 1st, 2010 6:24 pm

    Or just whack your first gun with a wrench to upgrade it.

  30. SacroSankt on April 3rd, 2010 7:47 am

    I do happen to think it's quite lolworthy that Gary gloated to Ash about getting his starter with Ash stuck with a Pikachu when later on Ash gets all 3 starters AND has an uber powerful electric type. Though, since Ash is mentally retarded, he doesn't train or evolve any of them. I.E. Pikachu is still a Pikachu TEN YEARS DOWN THE LINE.

  31. nindas on April 3rd, 2010 11:44 pm

    looks like Oak follows Bros before Hoes

  32. Miles on June 4th, 2010 10:05 am

    I'm sorry Professor Oak, but the only way I'd ever have a type disadvantage is if I chose Bulbasaur/Chikorita/Treecko/Turtwig/Smugleaf.
    Because the Water types learn Ice Beam, and the Fire Types learn SolarBeam.
    So, where is your logic now?

  33. BlurrySandwich on August 11th, 2010 11:37 am

    in yet, I still beat your dumbass grandson because he keeps using attacks like TAIL WAG and GROWL 3 times in a row

  34. fyre10 on March 26th, 2011 9:01 pm

    Oh, Oak… go fuck yourself you prick of an old scientist.

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