Daddy can fix anything! But really, do you need to FIX a chainsaw? It’s already a pitiless, elegant zombie killing machine. The Bender of the 20th century!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 18, 2010 · 2:38 PM
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I Saw Wut U Did There >->
Everyone knows the kayak paddle chainsaw is the new shotgun.
I guess he SAW a killing in the water
Make a new advice meme
Beat it like a dead horse
But… we've only done two! :O
How else are you going to use two chainsaws at once? At least this way one of them counts as a light weapon and you don't take -6/-10 penalties.
…I'm lonely
Cutting your way down stream huh?
That's it, Shawn needs new material. I'm sending him some of the stuff I've got.
This seems perfectly logical to me; where's the joke?
Do you want some sawsage with that?
Everyone knows the kayak paddle chainsaw is the new shotgun ON MOTORCYCLES.
I can't argue with that!
This is the OHKO move that NEVER misses.
No offence Shawn, but I'm starting to think, that you have some sort of fetish with/on advice memes.
btw CHAINSAWS ON KAYAK PADDLES!!1111
Lock and Load Missinko. SEND HIM MANY EXTENDING ENGINEER NECKS.
Kill things in spectacularly gory ways
Cure daughter who might be watching show
Yeah, I feel the same. After all now you can attack them zombies from bigger distance!
Yes but you're still, at best, going to take -2/-2 penalties. Gods help you if you critical fail with one. The risk-rewards of using a chainsaw against multiple enemies only can be justified if you have great cleave as well….
Wait, he's human. He'll have that feat too. Nevermind!
….wait, this is second edition…
KAYAK PADDLE CHAINSAWS ON MOTORCYCLES?!
Kayak paddle chainsaw on motorcycles!?
KAYAK PADDLE CHAINSAWS PLAYING CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES?!
Nah. I'm gonna head to the see-saw now.
Reimu's a bitch.
I mean KAYAK PADDLE CHAINSAW ON MOTOCYCLES!!
Advice Memes
Advice Memes everywhere
So what if we made an advice meme staring Shawn himself?
Did you saw-saw?
Post unfunny advice memes
Upset the people
How else am i going to motorize my kayak?
I prefer the slide.
*stares at angry mob*
What?
DO IT. DO IT NOW!!! QUICK, BEFORE HE GETS BACK UP!!!
Someone must now draw a short fat Rofl, patting the back of a tall, skinny Leo, with that text.
Now there's a Courage Kratos I can get behind!
It's already been done… I think Rofl did it.
It was Advice Shawn.
EDIT: Found it. It was Ataeru.
Nope.
What about CHAINSAWS ON MOTORCYCLES?
If i had to fight only undead during all my campaign i would not play as a warrior…
Huh. I guess the best way to express my opinion of an advice meme is with another advice meme.
KAYAK PADDLE CHAINSAWS PLAYING CARD GAMES ON MOTORBIKES?!
CHAINSAWS ON KAYAK PADDLES!!!???
(dw402 fail)
Wonder if he'd use it like a very sharp quarter staff?
Ho! Haha! Guard! Turn! Parry! Dodge! Spin! Ha! Thrust!
*Cookies to anyone who catches the reference*
bow chicka wow wow
…what? Everyone was thinking it. I just happened to be the one to post it.
So, a new way to get ahead?
Chainsaw-kayak paddle motorcycle jousting.
Just imagine it.
True, but since you have two chainsaws your going to need extra fuel for both, which will way you down. Noise is an issue as well as the extra sound of two running chainsaw will attract more zombies.
God it's like you guys never read the Zombie Survival Guide.
Yeah, but I doesn't think it matters when your have an OAR WITH A CHAINSAW ON EACH END! Even if they do come towards you *slice, slice, slice*
Read new floating head meme
Notice I Need a Top hat and monocle.
DUCK SEASON !!!
HABBIT SEASON!
Really? xD
I just came up with and made it today, I swear.
It went up the creek without a paddle
…because someone decided to steal it attach chainsaws to the paddle
I was thinking Chuck at woody, and Kratos as Buzz.
And that is the reason for the headless hunt. Nicholas wasn't included because his head isn't good enough for an advice meme.
Shawn with -1…?!
IT'S A SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE OH SHI-
See new advice meme
Complain about everything ever
A courage kratos that doesn't suck? In MY Halolz?
GUYS, DID YOU HEAR THAT? CHAINSAWS ON MOTORCYCLES!
What would either of us look like? Neither of us have had a consistent avatar in ages.
C'mon guys, you make me feel like I killed a puppy for saying that joke
It's more likely than you think.
Ooooooo…. you swore. I'm going to tell on you now.
You're going to be in so much trouble.
CHAINSAWS ON MOTORCYCLES!!
Sad face.
Back In mah days, we didn't have any of your fancy kayak paddles,
when we wanted to dual wield chainsaws, we'd chain them together…
MOTORBIKES ON MOTORBIKES?
#motorbikesrule34
#twitterismakingmethinkinhashtags
All glory to the KAYAK PADDLE CHAINSAW ON MOTORCYCLES!!
courage cratos just made a pretty good comeback
CHAINSAWS ON KAYAK PADDLES!!1111
And thus you were right. Just look at the new submission ( http://www.halolz.com/2010/09/19/snafudave-nope-a… )
Chainsaws on motorbikes?
(AuraMaster fail)
CHAINSAWS ON MOTORCYCLES?!?!?!??!?!?!!11
All I can think of are the consequences if you crit fail. That is enough for me to never want to dual-wield chainsaws no matter what feats you take.
<hot female voice>CHAINSAWS ON MOTORCYCLES!</hot female voice>
It's okay, Racc. We still love you <3
CARD GAMES ON MOTORKAYAKS!!
Cheer up sad kitty Link
Wolf cant let you be sad.
And don't even think about Supreme Cleave, or keen or vorpal.
It cost him 400000gold to enchant them with keen and vorpal
for twelve seconds……..
So in that 2 turns he'll decapitate the entire mall of zombies
:-D
Can't swear…Can't be sad…What CAN I do then? D:
Get shot in ribs three times
Drink whisky and be fine
I heard that in the female Quake announcer voice 0.0