It makes sense… if you need more health, cut out the middleman!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 31, 2010 · 8:53 AM
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This isnt the new Advice Kratos is it? Because if it is…Its pretty cool!
Courage Wolf Link?
EVERYONE TAKE COVER, NEW "MEME" DETECTED.
…..Huh, that link to the lesbikips did affect me, because that first line seems wrong somehow.
NUKULAR MEME LAUNCH DETECTED!
This gives a new meaning to Courage Wolf….
Cause it's Wolf Link, and you know, Link always has the triforce of courage(as compared to Ganondorf getting power, and Zelda getting wisdom…. Link really got fucked over at the triforce division)
Quickly Alpar! Combatbeaver!
To the Meme mobile!
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That's cool and all, but faries have twice the fiber than hearts.
KEEPS YOU REGULAR.
Screw fairies? He must've given up on Zelda.
SCREW THE FAIRIES! I HAVE RUPEES!
I would have +1'd this comment if you hadn't "explained" the joke.
Tempt death! You've got three bottled fairies!
Kill Ganon in the future! Save the world in the past!
Screw with the fabric of time! Take your masks back to the beginning of the three day cycle WITH you!
I've got a million of these!
If this gets put on a t-shirt, it so is the new three wolf moon shirt.
Smash Lanterns, Talk to your shadow
Have you seen Tingle? KILL HIM.
Awww… This isn't where I parked my car.
(1+ for the first person who get the reference!)
Spend days trying to save an island! Realize that it was all just a dream!
Courage Wolf Link tells you to…. DRESS YOUR WOUNDS IN SALT AND BLEACH!
Meet the dream fish
Cook it and eat it
72 hours? I CALL IT A CHALLENGE!
They sell hearts in convenience stores.
Hyrule is a disturbed place.
Princess dosent give you a "reward"?
Wander off and fight the moon.
Hm… Courage Wolf based semi-meme…. Looks amusing, but be on the lookout for unfunny reposts.
Touch the triforce! Waste your wish!
Would've had a bigger impact if I didn't make the joke two hours before.
Take the triforce of courage!
Use it to chat up a girl!
SFOC?
(Most likely not)
GET A VIDEO GAME CHARACTER
PUT IT ON A COURAGE WOLF MEME AND POST IT ON HALOLZ
…and then what?
get a video game character and post it on almost ANY meme and post it to halolz is more like it
Like your unfunny repost of Alpar's comment? :P
Get the rod of seasons!
Call in an early summer!
amidoingitrite?
hmm…. link gets the triforce of courage but all the challenges he faces kinda combine the 3 (or each have elements of one of the 3)… either courage is a combo of the other 2 or link's just epic… so i dont think he got fucked over
YOU TOOK THE WOODEN SWORD!
IT'S NO LONGER DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE!
Ooooh!!! You reminded me of this!!!
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A Heart For A Hero!!!
I feel sorrier for the fairies.
Link: " Your services are no longer required. I have Zelda"
Fairy: "WHAT?!? But…but…I thought what we had was SPECIAL!!!" *SOB*
A few minutes later…
Zelda: "What?!? You're leaving me?"
Link: "YEAAAAAH!!!"
Heart: "…"
Link: "Who needs a heart when a heart can be broken? ♫♪♫♪"
…and LEMON JUICE IN YOUR EYES!!!
Get the Horse Whistle!!!
Wonder why the f*** it wasn't given to you earlier now that you can warp everywhere!!!
hearts taste like chicken i'll bet <o<. and hey a courage thing! and its not kratos this time!
HAVE A SPEECH IMPEDIMENT!!!
SAVE THE KINGDOM!!!
http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=119
Break other people's valuable urns.
Get rewards.
I give it three submissions until it gets old…
SCREW THE RUPEES, I HAVE A GREEN HAT!
A WILD RAVE PARTY!!!
My Courage Kratos Radar is beeping. I hope it's just a false alarm, cause that shit got annoying.
I give it 2 more Courage X's until everyone starts hating the entire meme category.
Chowder reference?
Point: Draco.
SCREW HEARTS!
EAT FAIRIES!
I can only think of indiana jones,
KALIMA! KALIMA!
Indie cover your heart!
I haven't been used in a Courage Meme yet.
SCREW THE GREEN HAT, I'M IN LOVE WITH PRINCESS PEACH!
DESTROY THE LANDSCAPE!!
GET PRAISED AS A HERO!!
SCREW PRINCESS PEACH, I'M…
…Actually I'm comfortable with that statement alone.
yeah which is weird… because when i think courage i think a little boy in a robot suit… or was megaman a robot all along like an android or something??? whatever i could never remember.
Nah, just courage link
SCREW THE PRINCESS, I HAVE….
Wait wait. Im wrong. I have….
Crabs.
CANT SPEAK WORDS?
BECOME A FURRY MEME
Oh u.
WITH BARREL ROLLS!!!
SCREW THE RUPEES, I HAVE FAIRIES! …Wait, let me try that again…
SEE LONG CHAIN OF ZELDA COURAGE PARODIES.
DO A COMBO BREAKER.
Inb4 http://www.halolz.com/2009/09/24/the-legend-of-ze…
That's it, Ganon, you're f**king dead!
Screw KFC.
Get it fresh yourself.
Courage Kratos, eat your heart out.
Or else, Courage Wolf Link will do it.
Get killed by chickens.
Keep harassing them afterwards.
There will be hot girls who follow the lord Falcon.
and Falcon will show his moves.
and they will Falcon swoon.
I AM NOT A FREAKY FAIRY GUY!
Whatever keeps you away from the Courage Kratos, Handyside…
… I'm 100 at least.
And yes, my brother was a robot all along.
Just a robot modeled after a boy in a robot suit.
…ON MOTORCYCLES!!!!
Hey, the Freaky Fish Guy's back!
Humnum shivai, humnum shivai, humnum shivai, humnum shivai!
Play an instrument.
Rape the space-time continuum.
*cries*
b-b-but….
…I am just going to hide until a new submissions up…
SCREW YOU!
Wait… What?
Eurotrip
SCREW MY SISTER, I HAVE RUPEES!
that could be perceived as… inappropriate.
Don't cry. Here, have some of this heart. *passes an aorta*
screw hearts, I have Ganondorf!
You want a shield? Can I interest you in a shield? It's, uh, it's only 40 rupees! It's made of… well, it's made of wood; it's not gonna block much. But it looks nice!
And then we go for tea.
Thank you, Missinko old pal, for proving my point.
And then…… C-c-c-c-c-CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES!!!!!!!!!!!!
I got your back!!! (^_^)
Took me a minute, but I see what you did thar!!!
Screw Ganondorf. I have Sage Coins.
Wait.
-burns Missinko with FireWave to check if he's a spy-
Only because of your dirty mind.
Hooray!
At least it's better than Japan. You can literally find anything you can imagine in a vending machine. Like used womens panties for example.
*Traps in a bottle*
Now I'm ready to fight Ganon
And then?
And then? (For those who haven't realized yet, this is a Dude, Where's My Car reference)
See a long chain of comments.
Push the box even further to the right.
aww tael you don't have to worry about a thing. you and the other NAMED faeries are safe
and then…. OMG THERE'S A SPY BEHIND YOU!!!!!!!!!!
BARREL ROLLS?!?!?!?
ON MOTORCYCLES?!?!?!?
EEZ NOT POSSIBLE!
…and the--*STABBED*
*shot the spy*
Nooo!!!!!!!!
Missinko! You were my best friend on Halolz
You've got nothing left to fight FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!!!
Nah, it's cool. I just blacked out and arrived back at the Pokémon center.
So, did you miss me?
Yeah, dude.
you and I are a team.
And together, we'll protect Halolz from the troll armies!
pingas
Huzzah!
The unnatural aquatic being man has returned!
No, really it's fine, I only have to hold out for 3 more days.
Screw sage coins, I have a skull kid with the power to destroy the land!
Screw skull kid with the power to destroy the land!!!
I have the power to go back in time with my magical ocar--
DAMN IT!!!
I second that motion.
HEY!LISTEN!
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If that is short for "Stick Figures On Crack" Then you win the Grand Prize!
Get Lemons, Burn life´s house.
…Wait, what?
Eat hearts, screw a fairie!
O.o
Screw the ocarina! I have an emulator to save and restore states!!!!
Mohahaha… Im so evil