[VIDEO] GlaDOS gets the Pink Slip

Bad news GLaDOS, the ghost of Cave Johnson has returned… and he is not happy with your job performance!
By , submitted by Mason H.

Some Advice From 1950’s Cave Johnson

THROW SCIENCE AT THE WALL, SEE WHAT STICKS

BLOOD TURNED INTO GASOLINE? THAT'S NORMAL.

WHEELCHAIR RAMPS TOO EXPENSIVE. BUY MOON ROCKS.

INJECT PEOPLE WITH MANTIS DNA, FIGHT AN ARMY OF MANTIS-MEN

JUMP ON BLUE PAINT, BREAK BOTH YOUR LEGS

BUY EXPENSIVE MOON ROCKS, GRIND THEM INTO GEL

INVENT COMBUSTIBLE LEMONS, BURN LIFE'S HOUSE DOWN

LAB BOYS SAY STOP RECORDING MESSAGES. RECORD MORE MESSAGES.

Clearly Cave Johnson made all the right decisions in life… truly his are words to live by!
By Leko

[VIDEO] Aperture Investment Opportunity #4: “Boots”

In Valve’s fourth and final video for the soon to be released Portal 2, we discover that Chell is now A GODDAMN NINJA. Holy christ she has gotten good with that portal gun! I suppose all that testing was good for something at least!
Submitted by everyone!

[VIDEO] Aperture Investment Opportunity #3: “Turrets”

That ending seems familiar. Oh wait! Looks like Scott once again traveled into the future to steal our precious, precious gags! The bastard!
Another official Valve video for Portal 2, submitted by several people

[VIDEO] Aperture Investment Opportunity #1: “Panels”

I’m installing some of these into my house when I get home! I may pass on the crusher though… that is probably not child safe!
An official Valve video for Portal 2, submitted by smashpro1

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