I’m installing some of these into my house when I get home! I may pass on the crusher though… that is probably not child safe!
An official Valve video for Portal 2, submitted by smashpro1

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 22, 2011 · 7:02 PM 
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77 Responses to “[VIDEO] Aperture Investment Opportunity #1: “Panels””

  1. MoG on March 22nd, 2011 7:06 pm

    This just proves that they don't need to "sell their product", to sell their product.

  2. therandombear on March 22nd, 2011 7:08 pm

    Crushers ey? Not a panel ey?

    I'll take 5 of those crushers.

    If the humour in Portal 2 is only half of what it is in these commercials, then it will still be a sure hit.

  3. invadingduck on March 22nd, 2011 7:41 pm

    Now for our open panel discussion in the comments section.

    Fire away.

  4. Grammar Berzerker on March 22nd, 2011 7:45 pm

    I'll take ten.

    Along with one of those crushers too.

    And a couple of those robot subjects as well.

    Also, could you ship me a bottle of Coke?

    And make sure it's diet Coke!


    …I forgot where I was going with this.

  5. smashpro1 on March 22nd, 2011 7:47 pm

    I'll buy anything that that man is selling.

  6. WizardRex on March 22nd, 2011 7:50 pm

    Cave Johnson puts Billy Mays to shame.

  7. Paulrus-Keaton? on March 22nd, 2011 8:04 pm

    With the power of Photoshop and boredom, I present to you what I was thinking when the crusher came down in that video.

    <img src="http://img822.imageshack.us/img822/8424/foot2p.jpg&quot; alt="some_text">

    That's not a panel. That's a foot. We sell those too.

  8. Master Eraqus on March 22nd, 2011 9:16 pm

    Your money is no good here!

    But, let me know when you have munny.

  9. Mentlegen on March 22nd, 2011 9:26 pm

    Wow, panels, crushers, handheld portal devices, adorable cubes, even robotic test subjects, you sell everything I need!

    …what about "Episode 3", do you sell them t-*crushed*

    Cave Johnson: That was a Troll, we sell them too.

  10. Nick Soapdish on March 22nd, 2011 9:45 pm

    Chell, who is Chell? I'm sorry no one cares about you because you have been replaced by adorable robots.
    Portal 2 is an analogy for the future robot takeover of humankind.

  11. Dycro on March 22nd, 2011 10:20 pm

    Caught between a 3-ton spiked high-mobility platform and a flat, stationary floorspace.

  12. CakeBard on March 22nd, 2011 10:45 pm

    Cave Johnson must be a genetically modified copy of Billy Mays… it's the only explanation for his hypnotic voice.

  13. k3man on March 23rd, 2011 12:27 am

    I'm sorry what? Too busy pre-ordering Portal 2 and some of those crushers for the neighbors and their dogs.

  14. UndeadLex on March 23rd, 2011 12:37 am

    The only thing I can think of coming in at the end of this to make it better, is rel="nofollow">this

  15. Alpar on March 23rd, 2011 5:54 am

    On the topic of crushers, they should have panel crushers, in response to the card crusher meme.

    Anyone? Hello?

  16. C__F on March 23rd, 2011 6:57 am

    Only the best architects buy from Aperture Science.

  17. fmarulz on March 23rd, 2011 11:49 pm

    It is just me or the one doing the voice is Ted Williams?

  18. Xenon_ktor on March 24th, 2011 1:08 am

    nah it sounds like J. K. Simmons, the guy who played J. Jonah Jamison in the Spiderman movies…

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