I’m installing some of these into my house when I get home! I may pass on the crusher though… that is probably not child safe!
An official Valve video for Portal 2, submitted by smashpro1
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 22, 2011 · 7:02 PM
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This just proves that they don't need to "sell their product", to sell their product.
Crushers ey? Not a panel ey?
I'll take 5 of those crushers.
If the humour in Portal 2 is only half of what it is in these commercials, then it will still be a sure hit.
That is not a panel. That is humor. We sell that too.
I'll take two.
Now for our open panel discussion in the comments section.
Fire away.
I'll take ten.
Along with one of those crushers too.
And a couple of those robot subjects as well.
Also, could you ship me a bottle of Coke?
And make sure it's diet Coke!
KHORNE HELP YOU IF IT'S NOT DIET COKE!
…I forgot where I was going with this.
I'll buy anything that that man is selling.
Cave Johnson puts Billy Mays to shame.
blah blah blah And thats why I don't like Canadians… exept for ANY COOL ones.
With the power of Photoshop and boredom, I present to you what I was thinking when the crusher came down in that video.
<img src="http://img822.imageshack.us/img822/8424/foot2p.jpg" alt="some_text">
That's not a panel. That's a foot. We sell those too.
<nighten2_0 has alerted the Canadian horde.>
And now this robot is no more. It has ceased to be.
Your money is no good here!
But, let me know when you have munny.
I'm sick of people walking all over me.
He has joined the choir invisible.
He has bit the twig.
He has kicked the bucket. Then he was scrapped and made into a bucket.
*Rather than contributing to any discussion I instead do this for 45 minutes*
Wow, panels, crushers, handheld portal devices, adorable cubes, even robotic test subjects, you sell everything I need!
…what about "Episode 3", do you sell them t-*crushed*
Cave Johnson: That was a Troll, we sell them too.
Eh… I'm not a fan of Coke (I'm clean, man). Why don't you get me a Pepsi?
Chell, who is Chell? I'm sorry no one cares about you because you have been replaced by adorable robots.
Portal 2 is an analogy for the future robot takeover of humankind.
What about newspapers?
Psh, it's all about the Dr. Pepper, maaaaaaaaan.
DON'T WORRY. I BE A DOCTOR!
Count me in on that as well…
Caught between a 3-ton spiked high-mobility platform and a flat, stationary floorspace.
What? But I'm not on drugs, come on all I want is a Pepsi.
I'll take 50!
there's trouble aFOOT.
Cave Johnson must be a genetically modified copy of Billy Mays… it's the only explanation for his hypnotic voice.
Ey, we cool Canadians take offense to thet there kinda talk, badmouthing our less fortooonate brethren.
Speaking in American cartoon Canadian speak is proving more difficult than anticipated. :|
Perhaps I should rather just insert 'ey' as every other word instead? American sit-com Canadian speak, I suppose.
Back on the topic of the video, how about this revelation of J. Cave Jonah Johnson in Portal 2? I find it quite awesome and hilarious. I hope for an awkward Spider-Man reference somewhere within the game. Perhaps just a hidden radio playing the theme instead of the normal Portal radio music.
I'm sorry what? Too busy pre-ordering Portal 2 and some of those crushers for the neighbors and their dogs.
DONT STAND THERE GOBBING! HAVENT YOU SEEN THE FOOT OF GOD BEFORE!
The only thing I can think of coming in at the end of this to make it better, is rel="nofollow">this
It's about as fun as it sounds.
I know Paulrus is awesome, and far be it for me to ignore such a fact, but how does he get a +1 when he said lines from the same skit I quoted, yet I get hit with a -1?
Especially newspapers.
I noticed this, too, and fixed it.
You hear that nighten? He took offense to that.
*stands* I vote to pass this motion.
That needs to be one of GLaDOS's lines.
It seems that these robots investment plan was…
*sunglasses*
…crushed.
YEEEEEEAAAAAHHHH!!!
The government sold all it´s (discussion) panels and replaced them with (suggestion) crushers.
I love how all the commercials are focusing on the co-op mode, when single player is 4x longer than the original to co-op's 2 XD
Probably the same way shawn gets +20 for saying "LOL".
Canadians?
My good sir I am not part of this Canadian tribe you speaketh of, it's perfectly fine to freeze ones buttocks off in other parts of the world, namely the more Norwegian part of the world.
Now lets put this squabbling aside and focus on the matter at hand, science!
On the topic of crushers, they should have panel crushers, in response to the card crusher meme.
Anyone? Hello?
Only the best architects buy from Aperture Science.
well coming from someone else named Sean (albeit with a different spelling) that name is the best name ever so all people must give anyone with the name Sean, Shawn, Shaun, or any other spelling IMMEDIATE +1's. (please have mercy on my 67p)
Quick, call Gabe. If the ground starts shaking violently, he has either ran to the phone, or has fallen over from laughing too hard
Yeah my money is on the modified part, compare his normal tone to how Billy would have said "THAT'S A CRUSHER, WE SELL THOSE TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
He is an un-person!
Are you a
wizardnorwegian?You're suspiciously excited over getting this… Pepsi… You sure you're not addicted to anything?
What's all this aBOOT?
SHOE, SHOE; there's nothing to see here.
"That was a Gaben, we sell them too"
Indeed, good sir. Indeed.
HAHA! Let's say random stuff in Norwegian so the others don't understand shit!
Det er tross alt kjempemoro :D
Hehe, det var uventet, men hvis folk er nysgjerrig kan de jo bare bruke google translate :3
Mine herrer, er vi ikke bare i stand til å forstå hva du sier med denne wonderous oversetter -- vi kan også utnytte det til å holde en samtale i en tunge som er helt fremmed for oss. Hvordan er været der borte?
All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi and Grammar Berzerker wouldn't give it to me! Just one Pepsi!
rel="nofollow">They give you a white shirt with long sleeves!
Tied around your back, you're treated like thieves!
Drug you up because they're lazy!
It's too much work to help a crazy!
Eh… this joke took too long.
Anyway, we got hit by a -1 troll.
Litt surt men, sol de siste dagene så en del av snøen har smeltet bort, er fortsatt en del her da =/
It is just me or the one doing the voice is Ted Williams?
nah it sounds like J. K. Simmons, the guy who played J. Jonah Jamison in the Spiderman movies…
Du, min gode mann, er en vinner. En vinner er deg, du har, som de sier, vunnet. Gratulerer.
Hvilken del av landet bor du i?
Jeg bor litt sør for Oslo, i Oppegård.
Litt nord for Oslo, Jessheim.
Hvorfor takk, snill sir. Det beste med dette fantastiske verktøyet er at jeg sakte (men sikkert) lære å snakke og forstå et språk som jeg er spesielt interessert i.
Jeg bor i Amerika. Massachusetts, å være mer presis. Veldig langt borte fra din respektive bosteder.
Det gjør du ja. Moro å lære nye språk, ikke sant? :D
Det er jo ikke langt unna :O
Rundt 35-45 minutter å kjøre :D
ja, ca 40min med bil til Oslo.
Er ett stykke dit ja.
Blir jo litt rar ordbruk med google translate, feil form og sånt, men man forstår det jo ;)
On the contrary, the voice of Cave Johnson is that of J.K. Simmons.
Indeed.
Chell is meant to be rarely seen, generally only through nearby Portals. The Co-op robots on the other hand, are almost required to be able to see each other by the way the mode was designed, and thus the robots required intuitive, intelligent, friendly, commercial-potential designs. What I mean is, essentially, they sell better. Not to mention, Valve wouldn't want their trailers to give away too much of the main story.
……..As defined by Valve in their top secret dev dictionary for devs eyes only.
oh yes you are right : P
Their voices are simmilar XD
It's not possible that he was made into a bucket. He is made with more than three iron bars!