That ending seems familiar. Oh wait! Looks like Scott once again traveled into the future to steal our precious, precious gags! The bastard!
Another official Valve video for Portal 2, submitted by several people
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 5, 2011 · 5:23 PM
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Its time for a horrible pun!
What do you call it when an Aperture Science Stationary Hostile Protection Device spews curse words instead of bullets?
Turrets Syndrome
*Rimshot*
hey, if the safety of my child warrants an automated turret then the safety of my child GETS and automated turret. and the soft soothing voice will calm the little guy down after all the gun fire finishes :D
These videos are the one time that I completely condone that act.
portal 2 need to have a mode where you can custumise the sentry
My apologies Mr. Johnson, but I don't need a sentry turret for my baby.
<img src="http://englishvg1.wikispaces.com/file/view/MaggieSimpson3.gif/33641749/MaggieSimpson3.gif" alt="" width="382" height="550">
>Turret guarding baby
<img src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2007/11/vg-cats-portal-baby-225.jpg">
+1 for making me laugh.
I thought I remembered that joke from somewhere.
I want a sentry with My Little Pony cutie marks on it. Halolz pony-haters won't know what to think!
"65% more bullet per bullet" Ingenius!
Need more dakka dakka! And red turrets, red wunz go fastah!
*calls Aperture Science*
Me: "um… hello, is this Aperture Science?"
Voice: "yes, yes it is!"
Me: "okay… um… I'd like to place an order for one Sentry Gun… any color will do"
Voice: "okay, that'll be *mumbles* dollars sir"
Me: "put it on my tab"
Voice: "will do!… thanks for choosing Aperture Science, have a great day!"
*hangs up phone*
muahaha… I know a "baby" that this Sentry Gun can "take care" of…
*sneaks Sentry Gun behind Justin Bieber(fag) during a concert using a cloaking device*
Bieber(fag): "baby, baby, baby -"
*ratatatatatatatatatatatatatat*
<img src="http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/biebershotp1.gif" alt="" />
I don't want to scare those parents but…where is the goddamn baby?!
*sees general score on the comments*
<img src="http://mob1006.photobucket.com/albums/af190/shinkukage09/trollinthedungeon.jpg?t=1251394340">
Well, it IS linked to under the picture…
“pop out of nowhere“
KEEP CRYING BABY!
Id sat it would be a Ascended Meme
Fuck yes. This, and hopefully a 2-Player Turret boss of some sort.
I would forgive Valve for any HL2:E3 delay they've ever made if they have some of those man.
OR if it were a pro skyrim video, though thats got more to do with personal obsession than anything…
I saw that. I totally saw that and didn't read Scott as Scout the first time I read it and get slightly confused after the video was done.
Nap time.
Only approach your baby with more Crusher, they sell those too.
These turrets need more Crusher…they sell those too
Aperture does it again. They are so good, you will buy their products unless you roll a 20 on your saving throw.
…I'll take eight of the "What Idiot Picked These" color, please.
He didn't have to go into the future, I saw something similar in a Gameinformer issue about a year or so ago.
I thought that's what happened when an engineer suddenly makes 50 turrets hanging EVERYWHERE like this <img src="http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/halolz-dot-com-teamfortress2-engineer-turretssyndrome.jpg">
the more I see this, in picture, gif, or video, the more right it feels
rel="nofollow">MMMMMM WATCHA SAAAAAY~
They'll think this:
"A wierd my little pony thingy. How stupid."
"Hello."
"Wha-!"
"Goodbye"
Bang bang bang bang.
Ohh no… Just wait for the berserker to see this…
Me after watching the Gamestop commercial for Portal 2: What?! All I get is this dumbass roll cage that probably will be unlockable later in the story?! Damn you Gamestop!
"Looks like Scott once again traveled into the future to steal our precious, precious gags! The bastard!"
"steal our precious (thing)"
… no I cannot think of anything else.
ahahaha, i get it.
Screw the baby, I'm using it to guard my cake.
Companion Cube can watch the baby.
Oh wait, I murdered him…=(
Damn. With that kind of camouflage we'll never stand a chance!
There's actually an ARG going on right now related to TF2 and this video has a bunch of clues in it. :v
65% more bullet? So if Turret was a Sasha it would cost 660,000$ to fire for 12 seconds.
yep
that's gamestop for ya.
gettin mine from steam.
a little off topic but it been bugging me.
is street fighter on the 3ds worth it?
or should i buy mine in the summer when the other games come out?
Not even Courage Kratos? D:
But in all seriousness, Kleckner's comics are also permitted.
Shawn, shame on you! You forgot to post the 30,000+ pages of the instruction manual! Let me help and put up a page for you:
<img src="http://www.thinkwithportals.com/blog/posts/001/turretguidesamplepage.png" counter="State your name">
he saw it and liked it you nub! HAPPY ANTI-TROLL DAY!!!
I haven't heard of any ongoing ARG's. Does that have anything to do with the license info from the Thermal Discouragement Beam trailer being repeated here?
The fangirls cry in anguish because Justin Bieber is dead, but the normal peoples cry in happiness instead. You'd have to suck pretty bad to have people celebrate your death.
Patience is a virtue my friend. Nintendo JUST sent a system software update. I'm going to wait till I get a deal for Black Friday. Then, I will strike with fury.
This ARG.
http://valvearg.info/wiki/Valve_ARG_Wiki
Started April 1st.
…Joke's on you?
Hmm.
I'd look into that further than skimming a few pages, and after a number of attempts managing to pause at frame 944 to see it for myself…. if I weren't so darned lazy.
http://www.vgcats.com/comics/
To answer
http://valvearg.info/wiki/Portal_2
Have fun everyone.
whywhywhy there? You KNOW what that place does to people!!
Who didn't?
Dang, people really find everything nowdays…
I'm waiting until Fall or late summer for mine.
According to the video, all you have to do it pop off the top and pour a bucket of lead into it. Shouldn't be too hard…
Professor Queer-all, that troll is no match for me. Lemme deal with it.
*5 seconds later of making fun of it for having forever alone's face*
I think he's suicidal now.
*splat*
Yep.
Apparently they are very easy to load.
I just copied this and posted it on Facebook (crediting you). I hope you don't mind.
*BEEP-BEEP-BEEP*
*CHIT-CHIT-CHIT-CHIT-CHIT*
*FWEEOOSH*
I have absolutely no idea what you are talking about.
When you roll a natural 20, you get an additional order of Aperture Brand Panels, absolutely free! You getting this, camera guy?
On an unrelated note, does anyone else thing that Panels should be backronymed?
WHAT A CUNNING DISGUISE! (Reads right to left)
It's not really about TF2, mostly Portal 2. If anything, TF2 is just jumping on the ARG bandwagon. The real participants are the games in the Potato Sack.
I see what you did there, you are using blatant lies along with "tv tropes will ruin your life" to make some hilarious shenanigans
Tmotom? With +1's?!
…..I must have been gone longer than I thought.
It's a shame that comic is 4 years old then
or the comments are adequate at best?
Anyone else noticed the pink turret really IS the other way around?
We hear at Aperture Science feel that your use of our turrets in the pun, despite how humorous it may be, is against our copyright. A party retrieval unit has been sent to your current location for processing. If you fail to comply, you will be dosed with a fair amount of deadly neurotoxin, and we all don't want that.
Remember, at Aperture Science, We Care! (more than Black Mesa)
Portal in Episode 3 anyone?
maybe this was why it was "delayed" so often…
aw crap you messed up my speakers..
ditto
I know, it's insane.
I posted this an hour before you, but still…
http://www.myfacewhen.com/164/
still won't let me post pictures, anyone else having that problem?
Bahahaha!
What sick man sends babies to fight meh!