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Bad news GLaDOS, the ghost of Cave Johnson has returned… and he is not happy with your job performance!
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[VIDEO] GlaDOS gets the Pink Slip



Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 27, 2011 · 8:50 PM 
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51 Responses to “[VIDEO] GlaDOS gets the Pink Slip”

  1. femaxunit on April 27th, 2011 8:53 pm

    COMBUSTIBLE LEMON JOKE TIME!!!!!!!!!!

  2. TheAl41 on April 27th, 2011 8:55 pm

    Hes gonna **** her combustable lemons?

  3. smashpro1 on April 27th, 2011 9:04 pm

    RIP, Cave's Johnson.

  4. RoverTHX on April 27th, 2011 9:10 pm

    I can hear the 3 GlaDOS YES's already.

  5. Paulrus-Keaton? on April 27th, 2011 9:12 pm

    DAMN! Someone beat me to this.
    <img src="http://cdn3.knowyourmeme.com/i/000/116/924/original/8JZNX.png?1303744304&quot; alt="some_text"/>
    I should find a way to commit arson with some other citrus.

  6. RoverTHX on April 27th, 2011 9:12 pm

    Cave Johnson came as fast as he could when he heard a test subject gotten through 20 test chambers.

  7. Lucas of Twinleaf on April 27th, 2011 9:16 pm

    "Oh, I like this guy!"

  8. TehBlueOne on April 27th, 2011 9:29 pm

    I thought Caroline was human while Cave Johnson was around though?

  9. Pioneer1 on April 27th, 2011 9:30 pm

    Oh how quickly the VOLCANO BAKEMEAT is forgotten

  10. Ichiinu on April 27th, 2011 9:32 pm

    It's a pre-recorded firing message.

  11. Ichiinu on April 27th, 2011 9:32 pm

    But wait, if she deletes Carolyn, doesn't that mean GLaDOS dodges being fired?

  12. MasterLuigi452 on April 27th, 2011 9:38 pm

    RRRRRRRRRRRAGEMODE ACTIVATE!

  13. ZeikHunter on April 27th, 2011 9:41 pm

    It's clearly implied (*snort*) that the-uh (*glasses*) ending song "Want You Gone," which is NOT "NOW I ONLY Want You Gone," states that Caroline is still inside-uh (*snort*) GLaDOS in line 3 of verse (*glasses*) 2.

  14. Ichiinu on April 27th, 2011 9:48 pm

    Except for the fact that the ending credits are speculated to have been "written" (this is ignoring the out of game fact that the lyrics were written before the ending of the game was determined, and thus sort of "shoehorned" in to fit) before Chell wakes up and Carolyn is deleted, seeing as after she's left, there's no reason to write a dismissal letter.

  15. Xenrek on April 27th, 2011 9:56 pm

    play game, understand everything.

  16. greenxboy on April 27th, 2011 10:12 pm

    dont only make joke with lemon SPACE!!!! can also be a good meme

  17. greenxboy on April 27th, 2011 10:13 pm

    with a lemon?

  18. greenxboy on April 27th, 2011 10:14 pm

    GRAMMAR HAMMER!!!
    Caroline not Carolyn

  19. Ichiinu on April 27th, 2011 10:19 pm

    SITUATION HAMMER!!!
    That's actually a spelling hammer you have there.

  20. Trainer_Black on April 27th, 2011 10:21 pm

    Combustable lemons on motorcycles?

  21. TheAl41 on April 27th, 2011 10:45 pm

    Before cave died, cave made MORE PRERECORDED MESSAGES, allowing him to speak to all employees in any situation. So even when he's dead he can still escort you to a parking lot :P.

  22. Nick Soapdish on April 27th, 2011 10:46 pm

    Hey guys, I have a confession to make….

    I LOVE SPAAAAACCEEEE, SPACE SPACE SPACE

    That is all.

  23. Wetmang on April 27th, 2011 10:48 pm

    <img src=http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/50492_323489236043_1590_n.jpg>
    From then on, Patrick knew NEVER to give Cave Johnson lemons…

  24. sleepingdragon8 on April 27th, 2011 10:52 pm

    Well, Still Alive seemed to contradict the fact that you had just blown GlaDOS into lots of itty-bitty pieces, So there is something there we don't really know… Portal 3, anyone?

  25. RespectfulGlove on April 27th, 2011 11:09 pm

    Combustable lemons? Pre-recorded messages? Space?

    Whatever happened to simple science, like cake?

  26. AuraMaster on April 27th, 2011 11:11 pm

    GLaDOS would get even by flooding the Enrichment Center with a deadly neurotoxin.

  27. TheTopHatKid on April 27th, 2011 11:19 pm

    <img src="http://i1108.photobucket.com/albums/h417/Brian_Cartwright/ALLGLORYFORMOTHERVOLCANOBAKEMEAT.jpg?t=1303361296"&gt;

    NEVER FORGET

  28. SirNumel on April 27th, 2011 11:20 pm

    GlaDOS is, by her own omission, a pathological liar. You really can't believe anything she says, even if that thing (deleting her conscience) would make sense for her to do at the time.

  29. DM - Gentrollman on April 27th, 2011 11:40 pm

    ….we're done here.

  30. TheQueenofSouls(DT) on April 28th, 2011 12:04 am

    Whatever happened t you shutting your mouth. We do science the way that science was meant to be done… without the babies worrying about things like ethics or cost effectiveness.

    You want to worry about that stuff? Go work at Abstergo!

  31. Henry_Wong on April 28th, 2011 12:14 am

    Now THAT'S a digital monster

  32. Rain on April 28th, 2011 1:22 am

    We're in space!

  33. Kevvo on April 28th, 2011 1:33 am

    I'm in space. Space! Gonna count a stat. Star. Star. Star. Star. Star. Star. Star. Star. Star. Star. Star. Star. Star.

    ….

    I'm bored of space. Wanna go to Earth. Earth. Earth. Wanna go to Earth.

  34. Rocker23220 on April 28th, 2011 2:18 am

    In space.

  35. Rocker23220 on April 28th, 2011 2:18 am

    +1 HAMMER!!!!!!

  36. Jones-250 on April 28th, 2011 3:14 am

    No, I am not going to sing Friday, frigday friday.. Damnit.

  37. Jones-250 on April 28th, 2011 3:15 am

    Combustable lemons on motorcycles in space wich rides on a motorcycle itself while it´s on fire.

  38. Jones-250 on April 28th, 2011 3:18 am

    Nope, it´s just standard digital rage caused by digital trolling, welcome to the internets. No offence. *gets his finger caught in the butterfly knife* Ow!

  39. Coodoo on April 28th, 2011 4:25 am

    I don't want lemons! I want pictures of Spiderman!

  40. HughbertEsq on April 28th, 2011 6:27 am

    Ron, Ron, Ron Weasley
    DUMBLEDORE
    HarryPotter, HarryPotter, OOH!, HarryPotter, HarryPotter, YEAH!
    in other words rel="nofollow">

  41. HughbertEsq on April 28th, 2011 6:31 am

    SO IS ADRIAN BRODY rel="nofollow">

  42. HughbertEsq on April 28th, 2011 6:37 am

    With Adrian Brody

  43. Marscgm on April 28th, 2011 7:59 am

    MaDDOS … U MAD?

  44. Citrovc4 on April 28th, 2011 8:06 am

    Id leave a wittiy comment, post a picture or link to TV Tropes, but that screaming by GLaDOS just makes it impossible to do so

  45. Kevvo on April 28th, 2011 12:25 pm

    Ground control to the Space Sphere
    Ground control to the Space Sphere
    Rewire your orbital mode and activate your propulsion gear
    (Ten) Ground control (Nine) to the Space Sphere (Eight)
    (Seven, six) Commencing countdown, (Five) have no fear (Four)
    (Three, two) Check ignition, and (one) you'll have cake when you get back here (Liftoff)

    This is the Ground Control to the Space Sphere
    You've really made the grade
    And the turrets want to know, are you still there?
    Now it's time to go through the portal if you dare

    This is the Space Sphere to Ground Control
    I've floated through the portal
    And I'm floating in a most peculiar way
    And the stars are looking different today

    Here I am a floating little tin sphere
    Far above the world
    Planet Earth is blue, and there not much I can do

    Though I'm past one hundred thousand miles, I'm feeling very bored
    I don't think I really know which way to go
    Tell GLaDOS I hate her very much (She knows!)
    Ground Control to the Space Sphere
    Your circuit's dead, your signal's unclear
    Can you hear me, Space Sphere?
    Can you hear me, Space Sphere?
    Can you hear me, Space Sphere?
    Can you…

    Here I am a floating little tin sphere
    Far above the world
    Planet Earth is blue, and there not much I can do

  46. TheAl41 on April 28th, 2011 6:02 pm

    I just got an image in my head of those lemons exploding.

    LEMON-ON apply directly to the eyeballs!

  47. TheAl41 on April 28th, 2011 6:02 pm

    I forgot, what?

  48. TheAl41 on April 28th, 2011 6:03 pm

    You mean with Wheatley?

  49. Zabrio on April 28th, 2011 7:51 pm

    This deserves 100 +1s

  50. Jimmy on April 28th, 2011 11:50 pm

    IT TASTES LIKE BURNING!!!

  51. Dr. Borok on May 4th, 2011 7:03 pm

    GlaDOS rage quit

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