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When ImmaLion saw the pics in this Kotaku article featuring some fan-made HD Zelda screenshots… he couldn’t resist captioning this one up!

Link’s Attention Deficit Disorder

Attention Deficit Disorder (Comic)

Link always did have a hard time staying on task
By Ryot Iras (via Tiny Cartridge)

New Zelda Theories

Zelda Theories Comic

Welp, sorry I’m behind again on updates… MAGFest has just been crazy! Anyway this guy was supposed to be our post for Sunday (comic day). If you don’t remember, Nintendo released an image of Link with the master sword in female form as a teaser for the next game… and artist saiyagina had some theories about how that relationship might play out!
Submitted by F.Ketelsen

[VIDEO] The Adventure of Link Rap

Once upon a time in a land called Hyrule, everything was okay and everybody was cool.
By Duane & BrandO, submitted by Josh Hano

The Misadventure of LINK

The Misadventure of LINK

What, more Flapjack Zelda by haikuninja? I’ll take it!

[MERCH] “I’M ON A BOAT” T-Shirt

New at NINJA-BOT.com
“I’M ON A BOAT” T-Shirt
New at NINJA-BOT.com

You may recognize this new shirt from one of our past submissions!

I’M ON A BOAT!

Here’s our extended description (which we borrowed from TCC)!

“I’M ON A BOAT”
Aww shit
Get your tunics ready it’s about to go down.
Everybody in the place hit the fuckin’ deck
But stay on your motherfuckin toes
We runnin’ this, let’s go!

I’m on a boat (I’m on a boat)
I’m on a boat (I’m on a boat)
Everybody look at me cause I’m sailin’ on a boat (sailin’ on a boat)
I’m on a boat (I’m on a boat)
I’m on a boat
Take a good hard look at the motherfuckin’ boat (boat, yeah)

I’m on a boat motherfucker take a look at me
Straight flowin’ on a boat on the Great sea
Bustin’ five knots, Wind Waker in my coat
You can’t stop me motherfucker cause I’m on a boat!

Take a pictograph (trick), I’m on a boat, bitch (bitch)
We drinking chuchu jelly champ, ’cause it’s so thick (thick)
I got my Goron tunic, and my Staff of Pacci
I’m flippin’ boulders, you at Dragon Roost flippin’ copies!

I’m glidin’ on a deku leaf, doin’ flips and shit
droppin’ deku nuts, gettin e’rybody all ‘effed
But this ain’t Hyrule, it’s the Great Sea bitch
I’m on a boat motherfucker, don’t you ever forget!

I’m on a boat and, it’s goin’ fast and
I got a nautical theme song, tunic, and green hat
I’m the king of the world, on a boat like Tetra
If you’re on the shore, then your a pig thing, you betcha!
(Get the fuck up, this boat is REAL!!!)

Fuck land, I’m on a boat, motherfucker (motherfucker)
Fuck trees, I jump buoys, motherfucker (motherfucker)
I’m on the deck all alone, motherfucker (yeah)
except the boat ’cause it’s alive, motherfucker!

Hey Gramms, if you could see me now (see me now)
treasure chests wide open on the starboard bow (starboard bow)
Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow (moon somehow)
With the Triforce, anything is possible!

[T-Pain]
Yeah, never thought I’d be on a boat
It’s a big blue watery road (yeah)
hey Gannon~!! Look at me, oh (all hands on deck)
Never thought I’d see the day
With the King a’ Red Lions’ comin’ my way
Believe me when I say,
I fucked a zora!
I’ve been told you can get a 5% discount on this shirt by using coupon code “SHARKBITE” when you check out! Go go go!

CAN’T LET YOU DO THAT!!!

Can’t let you do that! CAN’T LET YOU DO THAT!!!

Lesson of the day: Don’t tell Dark Link what he can or can’t do!
By Landus N Denise

Super Smash Bros. Brawl “The Last Supper”

Super Smash Bros. Brawl The Last Supper

Brawl takes another religious turn in this piece of fan art! However it is surprisingly low on Falcons…
(source unknown)

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