Lesson of the day: Don’t tell Dark Link what he can or can’t do!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 5, 2009 · 11:16 PM
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Categories: Aerial Maneuvers, Bootylicious, Can't Let You Do That, Nintendo, Stabbey Stabbey, StarFox, Super Smash Bros, The Legend of Zelda, Wii · Leave a comment (65 Comments) |
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C'mon, I know Wolf is a cockblocker, but that's a little too… extreme… unless it's a prostate test, then he can't let you have prostate cancer starwolf
aww man, I have another joke for this one, but two jokes in one post makes it lame XD
Something tells me Wolf is going to have difficulty walking the next few days after his checkup with Dr. D. Link.
Can't let you… wait… fuck.
Yeah… Wolf gets ultimately pwn3d here by Dark Link. I don't think there's really room for any additional Wolf jokes.
It would just cheapen the impending Nut Shot of Doom.
Well at least we won't have to worry about wolf's spawn!
Looks like wolf don't wanna be neutered
That's not the pedestal of time you know, putting your sword there won't make you travel trough time
Can't let you get through Wednesday without a Wolf joke, Halolz!
Looks like link is taking a page out of Bob Barkers book.
But thats dark link… he copy's what the normal link does, So what the fuck is link doing!!!!
O.O
Well you see, Link has urges and Zelda rarely puts out. So he likes to get the occasional hooker and since he doesn't want any evidence…
Meanwhile in another Battlefield…
Joining the triforce
http://www.halolz.com/2008/05/16/now-entering/#id...
would you? ಠ_ಠ
2 or 2142?
I was actually playing 2142 not too long ago and i had a total wolf moment in a game of Titan. At the last possible second I killed an enemy Recon before he could plant enough demo charges on our Titan's core to land a killing blow.
My comment in the end-of-game global chat? "Can't let you plant that, bomber man" (his actual screenname was Bomb3rMan13)
Obvious post is obvious.
Sounds totally epic. Makes me wanna install BF2142 again.
Lesson of the day: Can't let you do that = DO NOT WANT
That's why you double post. And if you're feeling especially annoying, make a third post that really doesn't say anything. Shawn wants the comments section to look just like Twitter.
not as long as they are both good, i see nothing wrong with two. sadly though i regret to inform you that this comment does not fall under those paramiters, as stated by the halolz board of affairs. now you must be punished accordingly.
not as long as they are both good, i see nothing wrong with two. sadly though i regret to inform you that this comment does not fall under those parameters, as stated by the halolz board of affairs. now you must be punished accordingly.
Links in your brawl, giving alternative headshots.
Can't let you do that! … PLEASE DON'T DO THAT! OH GOD!
Ahh…I miss him…
CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT…
…Please don't do that?
What was Wolf stopping Dark Link from doing in the first place anyways?
Just looking @ it hurts
killing normal link?
Zelda?
But it makes wolf travelling through dark times!
Where does WHO have his head?
Impending Fatality!
DO IT!
Wolf can't stop you! Just look what Dark Link did to him!
Wolf isn't so tough when he can't make his foe rhyme with starfox is he now!
something tells me wolf will recover tho…and be back with moar denial than evar XD
Bob Barker: Don't forget to spay or neuter your wolf.
Wolf O'donnell: o.o"
Woot!! My first submission!!!
Wait….. why is it credited to my mom and dad's names???
D:
But my mom said it was funny
ohshi-HE'S BECOME SELF AWARE!!!
I have neutered a pig… dark times indeed O_e
A new era of darkness?
what shall the punishment be? is it something along the lines of this?
http://www.halolz.com/2009/02/26/aye-always-hated...
That's the most awesome shit I've ever seen. I can just make stink, but Wolf can make Link!
Come on down!
I was thinking more along the lines of a time out, but i like your idea better!
Grats on popping your pic cherry :D
next time just put your name in the email when u send it in.
OW, MY CRUNDLE!
Of course, if you're not quick enough, you WILL travel through seven stages on a collision course with a random Falcon Punch.
Funny, I didn't know Link could do headshots for massive damage…. poor Wolf
i think he should be, anyone who makes a comment like that should never reproduce!
Thats a bad Bidoof, go back in your pokeball and think about why you've done
that was strange….for some reason i read your comment like a rap song O.o
Oh great…
Now DARK LINK is on Cpt. Falcon's side??
When did he start to attend Church of Cpt. Falcon??
Well, since Wolf is performing his Up-Smash attack and Dark Link is only doing his down A move, the likelihood of Wolf becoming the victim of accidental (or is it intentional?) castration is significantly smaller than the probability of Dark Link getting viciously (and hilariously) pwn'd for attempting to thwart Wolf's predilection for denial.
Never mess with Wolf; he'll figure out (or, if need be, invent) a way to kick your ass in return.
2/5
Since Cpt. Falcon 'Falcon Punch'd him inside on Sunday
i think that's what dark Link is about to do
EXTREME NEUTERING!
that pic makes me laugh to this day
along with this one
<a href=”http://www.halolz.com/2008/12/07/teabag-airlines/” target=”_blank”>http://www.halolz.com/2008/12/07/teabag-airlines/
Ouch
*looks up neutered*
… Wtf?
There is no such thing as a random falcon punch, every falcon punch is special and a miracle! Go visit a confessional at your local church of falcon to repent for this blasphemy.
inside secret. you are forgiven in the confessionals by being falcon punched XD
i rethink my feelings about america's forced sterilization program when i see people like this. and yes there was such a thing. it's just very well hidden
it must be followed up on. *goes to make mad rhymes*
….i have a feeling we don't want to know. this is dark link we are talking about >_>
That can convert ANYONE, even you….. oh wait, there are two exceptions: Wolf (the Anti-Falcon) and Weegee (Falcon Almighty doesn't pay attention to him)