Jonny Menace just classed up one of my favorite Halolz movie submissions!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 6, 2009 · 2:46 PM
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He's on a boat!
…like a Boss.
Don't you ever forget!
Its going fast and..
he's got his flippeh floppehs
I don't think even T-Pain believes he's on a boat.
How could he? He IS the boat.
Shit son! lay down the martini and get some Cristal up in this bitch dawg!
King of red lions done stole my top hat!!
orly?
if anyone finishes this comment i will be very cross with both of you!
Furious
Time for a sail by shooting
Your not my real dad, dadboat!
He must have fucked a mermaid then… And Ruto's as close to that as the series gets…
AUGHASHG
He's using the windwaker, waking winds and shit, the wind is blowing, getting everybody all cold
I got a nautical themed green tunic and hat.
I'm the king of Hyrule…
ITS GOOFY TIME!
and then he jizzed in his pants.
Oh snap, do I see Link sippin some Santana Champagne?
Dat gull needs pimpin'
OH SNAP, GET YOUR TUNICS READY CAUSE WE'RE ABOUT TO GO DOWN
EVERYBODY IN THE PLACE HIT THE FUCKING DECK.
BUT STAY ON YOUR MOTHERFUCKING TOES.
WE'RE RUNNING THIS LETS GO.
I can't help but notice the preponderance of dreadlocks and "stunna shades" in this submission and the simultaneous absence of mermaids and "flippy-floppies" from it.
4.5/5
Take a picture, trick! I'm on a boat, bitch!
We're drinkin' ChuChu Jelly 'cause it's so thick!
I got my green tunic, and my Zora flippers!
I'm flippin' scoundrels, you at Dragon Roost, flippin' parcels!
NO DAD, NO!
I do not appreciate your bowdlerized version of "I'm on a Boat."
The "Wind Waker" references, of course, are priceless, but "oh snap" in place of "aw shit!"? You are entitled to freedom of speech, good sir; I suggest you exercise that right.
Im cross now…you wont like me when im cross!
Lol the dragon head thing looks like Slash =P
Im gonna slap you silly boy!
Can you say slippery when wet? D:!!!!!!!
…..lern2rapn00b
*rap music*
I am NOT writing another song! ive done four in the last 6 posts!!!! so tired…
Grats on 69!
Would you believe I fucked a Zora?
Believe me when I say…
I fuuucked a mermaid!
Believe me when I say…
I fuuucked a mermaid!
FALCON PUNCH
Our lord king is Crosss! The Almighty Falcon has been invoked!
What's next? A wolf joke?
( )_( )
(ㅎAㅇ)
(lll)_(lll)
Lol that's exactly what I was thinking
Thsi picture made my day.
He's wearing shades so we can't see how not one but both eyes are lazy
Hey wait a minute….
YOU DarkSpeedZero used Korean keyboarding!!!
Did you installed Korean language pack/have Korean keyboard/or are you Korean?
Then would YOU believe I fucked Rosalina??
Mr. Ramsoomiar has been over this before.
http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=261
Wow, you got a 69 really quick, that's gotta be a record
Man, I wish I could play like that XD
I shall call lord Falcon
By the way, what happened to KingofRetards? He's still the only king I follow XP
Man, I miss CaptainObvious
I may not be your real dad, but I'll sure as hell make you call me daddy!
… This picture wants to make me punch babies.
Dead babies.
He's been away from Halolz for whatever reason, and Badonk usurped the throne.
He's a god, what did you expect?
C'mon, I know he's great and all, but a god? Then what about Taiho? He was my generation best commenter
Damnit, now I feel old =P
Then what about Taiho?
I am not a God, i am only but a humble servant of the great falcon.
thanks anyway though, and if 6 weeks is a record then yeah i guess :P
Yeah last is me, damn intense Debate logged me out.
Yeah last is me, damn intense Debate logged me out.
no cuz its not checked off in your profile
Thank god there's no Birdo on the list
Last is you?
Then I am Error
Four hundred babies!
Had to do it
Perhaps we are all last….
Damn you Leo! now i cant play OoT for another year, and i thought i forgot that comic too >.<
Unwritten law of Halolz No. 7:
"FIRST shall be last"
http://www.halolz.com/2008/03/03/do-not-want-3/#i…
She(He?) is next on his list!
Well if last is first then first is also last, hmmm let me do some calculations
1+1=2
2+2=fish
fish+fish= 9485
9485/0= Wait NOOOO!
.-.
It does not surprise me anymore
Thank you Halolz
You're doing it wrong! It's -0! Where the hell did you learn math!? D:<
Divide is /
- is minus
Kirby is dancing (>o.o)> ^(o.o)^ <(o.o<)
NEGATIVE ZERO!! Don't you mess with the lord's math! ò_ó
And that Kirby ain't happy! Go fix that now!
Geez -_-´
XD
Unwritten rule of Halolz No. 3:
If it's a chain, it has a meme
Alright I didn't check even though I did it yesterday.
Check it again. It's is now checked.
Now who should I fuck that are living in MK??
( )_( )
(ㅎ_ㅇ)
(lll)_(lll)
The two of you win the internets.
Now you learn to share.
'Cause it's so crisp.
I drinkin dat red potion cause its so crispy
I got my swim trunks, and my iron boots
Fuck trees I climb the towers motherfucka
Hey grandma if you could see me now
arms spread wide open on the starboard bow
gonna fly this boat to ganons tower somehow
Lol endless possiblity for remix
he musta just ate a grape…
dammit your fuckin awesome
on a boat like Tetra,
if you own the show then you say "you betcha!"… :D
oh yeah?
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SHOOP DA WHOOP
*ahem*…
Aww shit
Get your tunics ready it's about to go down
Everybody in the place hit the fuckin deck
But stay on your motherfuckin toes
We runnin this, let's go
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
Everybody look at me cause I'm sailin on a boat (sailin on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the motherfuckin boat (boat, yeah)
I'm on a boat motherfucker take a look at me
Straight flowin on a boat on the deep blue sea
Bustin five knots, wind whippin out my coat
You can't stop me motherfucker cause I'm on a boat
Take a pictograph,(trick) I'm on a boat, bitch (bitch)
We drinking chuchu jelly champ, cause it's so thick (crisp)
I got my crazy tunic, and my staff of pacci
I'm flippin boulders, you at dragon roost flippin copies
glidin' deku leaf, doin flips and shit
droppen deku nuts, gettin e'rybody all 'fed
But this ain't realworld, it's as digital as it gets
I'm on a boat motherfucker, don't you ever forget
I'm on a boat and, it's goin fast and
I got a nautical theme tunic and a green hat
I'm the king of the world, on a boat like Tetra
If you're on the shore, then your a pig thing, you betcha!
{Get the fuck up, this boat is REAL!!!}
Fuck land, I'm on a boat, motherfucker (motherfucker)
Fuck trees, I jump buoys, motherfucker (motherfucker)
I'm on the deck all alone, motherfucker (yeah)
except the boat cause it's alive, motherfucker
Hey gramma, if you could see me now (see me now)
treasure chests wide open on the starboard bow (starboard bow)
Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow (moon somehow)
Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible
Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat
It's a big blue watery road (yeah)
hey Gannon~!! Look at me, oh (all hands on deck)
Never thought I'd see the day
When a big boat comin my way
Believe me when I say, I fucked a zora!
ok, it was way too fucking long, and the last part didn't ryhme… but it was worth it…
mmm…
Math or kirby dance?
KIRBY DANCE!
(>'.')> <('.'<) (^'.'^) t('.'t)
Got outvoted.
c.c.c.c.c..c…c…combo breaker!!!!
Epic song, dude.
Moon=The moon in Majora's Mask.
Kevin Garnett= With The Ocarina of Time, ANYTHING IS POSSSIIBLE.
Realworld= This ain't Shadow Realm,( or Dark realm, i forget.)
This is real as it gets.
already kinda effed up my own combo. look a couple comments down for the end.
I don't even think it has a true name.. at least as far as I know. call it shadow realm, dark realm, shadow world, evil world, whatever!
well watch this
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Middle finger…. Or upside down genitalia?
YOU DECIDE!
Dammit! well….my time will come…….and then you will be sorry. Excellent. Everything is falling into place…..
whoever lists all the zelda rephrences, and wich games they're from wins my cookie! :D
as for the maths…IT'S OVER 9000!!!
also existentialism returns to menace halolz again XD
…or falling out of place
….damn, too epic not to +1 XD
…you had to bring that up again…DAMN YOU!!!
now i must find my eye bleach
the wind blows
my dreads swing
oh wait…wrong artist…
(name that artist for an internet :P)
i think the backslash isnt working ._.
I just jizzed in my pants.
Do Mario!
Me2 ._.
Let's wait for the Halolz Special Edition of Zelda & co!
Are you Italian or are you just eating spaghetti?!
yep…backslash isnt working….EPIC FAIL!!!
got promoted
ok, I guess it's above this one now… whatever, just make sure you read em in the right order…
You, sir, win with that reference.
Does…does the King of Red Lions have GRILLS?!
he's eating something, but it aint spaghetti! :D
:-D Yessir he does! *sparkle sparkle*
Halolz: Because we are also Error (escept Luigi, no one paid attention to him, so he's a -0)
Halolz: Because we are also Error (except Luigi, no one paid attention to him, so he's a -0)
Do the Mario!
No one is destroying this world but me! D:<
Wait… you're talking about Halolz?
Go ahead then =P
l34R|| L33T F0R |/|0R3 //1||
or is he the square root of -1?
No, that would be i!
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no one will get why unless someone knows a higher degree of math
you don't have a hair on your ass if you don't go for chain chomp >:P
NO! HALOLZ IS BREAKING AGAIN!
^('o'^) <(RUN)
You sir, are made of win. Wait, are you the one working on the book of falcon?
Congrats on that! :D
Now, to celebrate… *minanimoto's voice* INFINITY!
3.14149265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706798214808651328230664709384460955058223172535940812848111!!!!!
OM CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP
Why do my comment threads keep hitting the side!!
Why do my comment threads keep hitting the side!! damn you intensedebate!
It's more like a colaboration, but hell yes =P
Don't get too cooky starfox
Thank you for bringing back a lost memory of my childhood +1 and a tip of the hat you you sir.
*swings arms from side to side*
Cammy Koopa?
Bombetta?
Lady Bow?
Miss Myowse?
Toadette?
Take your pick but i think you ran out of humanoids
Did u just hit 69? grats :D
Where not outta this yet!
Switching to all range mode
Riot teh worldz?
Whoever did this wins so hard :D
Oshi HEAVENLY FALCON PAWNCH!
http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm286/Yattaro_…
The cloud girl from Paper Mario 2…
OH FUCK, MY BRAIN!
There was a paper mario 2 O.o Where the fuck was i *runs to gamestop*
Say your prayers, MrRacoon.
Oh shit xD Where did you get THIS?! XD
What if…?
The epicness of your lyrics give you +1 and make me… Oh no, I just jizzed in my pants again D:
Ohmyfalcon these grills are epic!
Grapes? Oo
CHOMPPA CHOMPS!
Collaboration for the book of Falcon? When did I miss that? D:
<(^_^<) <( ^_^ )> (>^_^)> (>^_^<)
I can imagine…
How to break the internet
Has already be done !
Repent for the end is bill nye!
He declined and became the Pope of Falcon.
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Get a Falcon church submision and you'll be collaborating :D
I wonder if Paulrus made some
WHAT? that's insane, and appauling!…. I would never use cake mix…
Well, if it helps you purge the thought…
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i wouldnt do it. the cookie could be made by GLaDOS. ingredients posted here
<a href=”http://www.halolz.com/2009/02/19/wait-the-cake-wa…” target=”_blank”>http://www.halolz.com/2009/02/19/wait-the-cake-wa…
i do indeed know why. but i'm not sharing :P
i claim the number pi. because pi owns :P
oh and WOOT hit 69 XD
are we alowed to have powerthirst refrances here?
Woho!
Hey not fair!!!
Luigi is not -0!
I commend you to change about Luigi's -0!!
No… Pizza is more like it!!
Anything?? -_^
HO SHIT!
Yes manybe, but PowerThirst is one of the best Youtube video ever.
Hands down!!!
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I better start traveling some other games now…
I gots a van!!
Only limited offer!!!
Take a Video game world grand tour only just for $30!!!
Whoa… Too much detail…
Do want?
The first time a saw that, I nearly shat myself.
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Ok ok
Now Luigi's an Error number 404: attention not found
Drive on over to raccoon city and get yourself a jill sandvich
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It was The Dark World in Link To The Past, if that's what you meant.
That's even worse!!!
It's over 9,000?
NEVER FORGET.
Had to do that.
A Paulrus submission that shakes the whole site?
DO WANT!
Thats unfair! I can't read it ! >-<
You nailed 3 chicks, man.
That's 4 more than anyone evere expected.
Be proud of what you have, Weegee.
better than error 505
had to do it lol. too good not to passs up XD
i had to do it lol. the chance was too good not to pass up XD
can't let you riot that world
eh it's been done. Zing!
just don't run into gamestop. i hear those stop things quite well
or you could try your luck in soul calibur world. although Ivy may be a bit too kinky for you…but not for me :3
learn to read vertically. it's a life skill…sorta >_>
….it must be killed with fire and headcrabs nao
Yes, I can!
no really, it was me lol. read the description box
Ah, if only your mother had known the wonders of a coat hanger, I wouldn'tve had to view this pos.
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And what's error 505?
Damn you internetz! why wont you let me give him 30 of you!
C-c-c-combo breaker!
how about…dare i say? Flaming headcrabs?
What Has ToBe Done!
thanks leo,
funny how part of the lyrics say, ON A BOAT LIKE LEO.
I lol'd
actually, i want to turn that account into one with the largest negative E-PEEN halolz has ever seen just for shits and giggles.
and great justice
even better!!! we must call Johm Freemen to Live up to his family name and face Full Life Consequences and go get us a flaming headcrab goast
Can't let you break that, combo!
Can't let you break that, combo!
been done. twice XD
http://www.halolz.com/2008/07/16/so-i-herd-u-liek…
http://www.halolz.com/2009/01/15/furries/
Must. Make. Wallpaper.
http://fc00.deviantart.com/fs48/f/2009/209/2/d/A_…
why am i posting on something on a post that's old?
LOL NO ONE CAN READ THIS.
I want the shirt more than life itself