When ImmaLion saw the pics in this Kotaku article featuring some fan-made HD Zelda screenshots… he couldn’t resist captioning this one up!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 30, 2010 · 9:21 AM
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Email your video game related LOLZ to and if it's good we'll post it!
Did you know the site has over 2,500 video game themed lolz? 
This takes the meaning "Go fuck yourself" to a whole new level.
Okay, let's do the math here. If Link has a polar opposite (Dark Link) and assuming Link is straight (we hope…) Then by the Law of Inverses, Dark Link is gay!
Math can't explain the incest tho…
Hmm…didn't know Dark Link was a Spy. Who knew?
~*~
FIRST!!!!
He never was on his side
I forget, are you still trying to have a crazy negative ID score? -84 is pretty damn low!
Yep, still trying to get it. Been stuck at -84 forever tho…
"Sorry to pop in unannounced."
Use Master sword on self
Oh great, I'm sure a bunch of fangirls are having a fangasm right now
Sadly, this is where the fact Link is mute is a bad thing. He can't shout for help.
Once you go Black!Link you never go back >=3
Dark Link: I want you….Inside of me!
Link:…*The facial expression in the picture suits this pretty well, actually! How wells? HG Wells!*
Cause you've never posted. I haven't seen the Colonel in a while.
Does this count as black comedy?
It looks like Link…
*corrective lenses*
will need a lot of Courage.
he can, however, scream a highpitched voice similar to that of being kicked in the balls really hard.
MMMMM i want me some vanilla fo' ma chocolate
It'll be hard reaching his anal when he stuffs everything in his pants!
Quite possibly, but it needs more watermelons and stolen bikes.
(Yay for me poking fun at my own race.)
Now we need a Toon link version of this >: D lolicon
Wouldn't it be shotacon since it's two little boys?
Remember kids: it's not racist if it's against you or everyone!
…Other opposites in dark corners of Hyrule to rape them from behind?
And when the Colonel doesn't post, some blokes start saying "FIRST!" like they mean it, and all Hell breaks loose. Isn't it amazing how an account created in the sole purpose of getting to -100 ePeen has the power to block all the firsters (heh) that would normally besiege any other forum/discussion board? Our online community is almost like an actual ecosystem, as retarded as it may be. To that, I say, NI!
~shrughs~ i dunno i really dont know all the "Cons" just lolicon …. thanks to youtube >.<
RAPE
But everyone would just think, "Oh, he's just jumping at a monster with his sword again, earning the status of "Hero of Time", while we NPCs actually work to make Hyrule a better place. Lucky bastard…."
So it would seem that Trolls are the sole cause of global warming?
It's not gay; it's masturbation!
OH NO! HE SAID THE WORD! D:
you people know too much about these things… o.o
…
of coarse so do I, but still… o.o
yeah, but it's also not funny. -,-
LOL RACIST LOL
yeah… cause he was behind him…
This is what happens when you've been on the internet too long. I've found out about too many things that I would have preferred not to know.
But you still have hope.
<sub><sub><sub> Run, child. Before it's too late.</sub></sub></sub>
nah, it's too late. I've seen anime skullfucking.. -,-
My shop on Halolz? It's more likely than you think! (ImmaLion here)
"Run Babiesi live!" Said the naked heavy twords babies
> ; D yea think of that next time you hear him talk about babies
ok I will. :P
Its buttsecks, not buttseckz. GET IT RIGHT!!!
Also, does it really qualify as rape? I mean, since YOU'RE doing it you automatically have consent.
I think this classifies as DARK humor.
They do appear to be half-troll, half-dick and half-life(durhur!)!
Actually, he did get kicked in the balls really hard, and now all he can do is that high-pitched, squealy noise.
…JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION!! GET IN THE CAR!!
Wait, three halves?
sicko
Link: *self pep-talk* Alright, who's ready to go find Dark Link?
DL: Right behind you.
yup. :b
I ussualy stick to golden brown humor, but this is an exception.
LOL COOKIE JOKE LOL
No really Kotone? id never thought it chould be rape! -.-
I'd -1 this on normal situations, but, a pic like that of Kotone with RAPE below makes me not want to….
Of course! don't you know anything about science?!
In Soviet Hylia, you rape dark corners.
OH…So that's why he sounds like a 14 year old kid from
NEWGRAUNDZ
Plus, it's not rape if you enjoy it :3
*Epic fanfare at mention of the word "Science"*
Remember, it doesn't count as rape if you either enjoy it, or if you yell "Surprise!"
So at the second case, Shadow Link is guilty.
mudkip+spy=
ga-de-fuh-buwahp-GRTHARAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
That must be kind of boring.
I CALL SHOTGUN!
It's the best "flavr" of them all. Well, that and pistachio.
See, I made that joke a while ago. it,s like you guys have the attention span of THERE'S A ROBIN OUTSIDE EVEN THOUGH IT'S WINTER AND IT'S OUT TO GET ME! D:
Now, I am in no way an expert on Newgrounds, but I do not believe you can physically hear the voices of its community outside of the flash/video/games realm.
Ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip!
That would explain why your rolled in Crumbs.
LOL TYPO AND BAD JOKE MEME EXTENSION LOL
Agreed,My buddy makes flashs there too -.-
*cocks shotgun*
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!
WeooooPPPP!
M'NORRRRRRRRRRPAH!
I hear the voices. They want me to kill you now. Yay.
*cr0wns Vabolo* Hey, you asked for it.
*In front seat*
Can't let you
*sunglasses*
Do that.
YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA wait, wut?
Welcome to the front door.
So you're saying Link will lead surface dwellers in the future against tyrannical underground primates in a battle to save the princess from Ganon? SWEET! (For those of you who don't get the reference, READ)
Well, you said black comedy, and everybody started talking about race, so perhaps they didn't understand the term as well as "dark humor"
FLEEDLE DEEDLE!
awww you want hentai dont you?
FFFFF'ting-POW!
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUU
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
g.e-hentai doesn't have enough Kotone :C
<.> well being the nice guy that i am i can find you some… but im not posting links here … kids look at this stuff ((dumb kids))
me fail english? that's unposible! O:
lol reference lol
wrong. you fail.
no it is you that have failed
*backstabbs*
Can't let you do that! FALCON…
you do not have the epeen, the renown or the bolls of steel to hurt me
Dai knows all about dark humor. he had this one joke about an aborted fetus, a pedophile, and a cannibal… I can't remember how it went, but I'm pretty sure everyone got mutilated. great joke. :P
But I do have mudkipz.
I'm driving! :D
lol we're all gunna die lol
pff, you hear voices? I wish I heard voices, I only see faces… I wish I knew how to read lips, this is so boring… -,-
yo dog, I heard you like link!
I TOLD THAT JOKE YOU ABORTED PEDOPHILE CANNIBLE FETUS!
*Massacure*
Mmmmm, gimme the chocolate!
… should I care? o.O
You guys are all lucky! All I have is this leprechaun that tells me to burn things… oh by the way TCC your house is on fire.
…
LOL SILENCE LOL
TROLLS?QUICK EVERYONE,BRING OUT YOUR WEAPONS!
Internet biology FTW.
Yeah,I CAN'T EVEN SEE THE HOLE!
oh, I know. I prefer it that way. they can't take my stuff if it's on fire! :D
*resists the retardedly easy round hole joke*
They were before that happened. They always do…
I, however, do! Feel the wrath of the
C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!
….I still call bumper!
That coming from the man that ate himself :P
What about awesome? Sauce has that flavor too!
You herd….right? o_O
say hi to the lion for me. :b
gah! wrong meme! D:
…
then again, you saved everyone from the obvious joke, so who cares. :b
Quite…
It's sex he didn't know he wanted
You'd care if I told worse jokes. I still can go to greater depths of depravity! >:D
You mean the one I put in the car while everyone was running around? He's a rather nice chap :3
But the ninja don't want your stuff, they want you.
Technically anything you do to yourself isn't rape ;)
It's also not racist if you hate everyone equally. Which I do. I'm an Equal Opportunity Hater and proud of it!
I can't let them say that.
but they have to show me their moves!
DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT ! :D
Dr. McNinja reference…
Shall we commence another round of dead baby jokes?
Inb4InSovietRussia,…
BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSOFSTEEL!
Good thing for me nobody likes the taste of jerkwads! :D
Rocketsauce is pretty good, too.
I brot u a fetus, but i eated it. :3
You want to capture ninja?
dont hurt me im a crab
Autoerotic ingestion? O_o
For SCIENCE! :D
who said anything about a ninja?
oh…. hi! :D
Of course, what other reason is there for capturing a ninja?
What's the difference between Dog and a dead baby?
That's not a dog in your Chinese food :3
You could hug him and pet him and call him George :D
He also likes Spycrabs.
Taste of Wolfite > Taste of Jerkwas.
Better stretch. Lions run fast :3
But they can't even DO A BARREL ROLL!!!
Such is the power of the Colonel. Trolls fear him because they feed him. They can't understand why the Colonel would want their attention. And they hate what they fear. Basically, Colonel_Obvious is DOMINATING Trolls.
though they have proven that they can USE BOMBS WISELY!!!
but I ordered fried rice and fetus, not baby and broccoli! D:
:D
I guess I should be thankful :P
these babies can take up to 9000 degrees?… I dunno, I'm running out of starfox puns…
LINK!!!! WHY DID YOU "BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP" -N THE ASSHOLE! WHY WHY?
wow that looks great…. 0_0 the resolution not the…. well you know
KILL IT WITH FIRE!
cannot see a way that can fail no sir
I'm one of those dumb kids :D
*tries to insert cube into a round hole*
*fails harder than My Immortal*
LOL FANFIC JOKE LOL
Oh great, you're out of puns. How swell.
Damn you, 4chan.
Damn. You.