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[VIDEO] The Legend of Link’s Distractions

Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 22, 2009 · 9:49 AM

FAIL

LAME

NOT BAD

PRETTY GOOD

AWESOME

(177 votes, average: 4.64 out of 5)

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3314Comments2009-10-22+13%3A49%3A22Shawn+Handyside to “[VIDEO] The Legend of Link’s Distractions”

Thadius on October 22nd, 2009 2:06 pm

2:17

"That is not how to unite the Triforce."
Leo058 on October 22nd, 2009 2:14 pm

Just saw this last night… should've submitted it. >.>

Funniest thing I've seen in a while.
Doomwaffle on October 22nd, 2009 2:18 pm

Fucking chickens.
Pearcer on October 22nd, 2009 3:32 pm

And people wonder why I hate Link -_-;
Last on October 22nd, 2009 3:40 pm

When it comes to side quest Nintendo makes some goods ones I remember this one time when I was plzying windwaker their was this litte girl who was kidnpped, by some bird or something. tried to save her but this talking fish told I could find other maps in the ocean, and when a talking fish smoking a paintbrush tells you to do some thing you better do it. Im sure things turned out fine for the girl, would have saved her my self but I was on a boat
Nick Soapdish on October 22nd, 2009 3:49 pm

lol, it's funny cause it's true.
Nick Soapdish on October 22nd, 2009 3:50 pm

And there's treasure in them waters! I don't care if I can't carry anymore rupees, I'm going to stop, turn my boat around, change the wind if I have to, slowly slowly get to the right spot and drop the claw repeatedly.
Daifuku on October 22nd, 2009 3:55 pm

…What? Fishing is SERIOUS BUSINESS!!!
Daifuku on October 22nd, 2009 3:59 pm

And the boat would not SHUT UP!!!
Badonk on October 22nd, 2009 4:08 pm

http://badonk.deviantart.com/art/Hyrule-is-proper…

God damn quest grinders
Badonk on October 22nd, 2009 4:09 pm

three days…three days…three days…
Daifuku on October 22nd, 2009 4:11 pm

Hyrule may be proper fucked…but at least Zelda FINALLY got fucked proper XD
Daifuku on October 22nd, 2009 4:15 pm

Link: The moon…It follows me…IT FOLLOWS ME EVERYWHERE!!!
Bartender: Sir, you're cut off.
Link: But I didn't even get a drink!
Bartender: Your moon is drinking the place dry.
Badonk on October 22nd, 2009 4:20 pm

and then his talking hat racks up his tab… fucking minish midget
Badonk on October 22nd, 2009 4:21 pm

its not the tights?
Daifuku on October 22nd, 2009 4:32 pm

Then Midna jumps out of his shadow and challanges his talking hat to a drinking contest.
Pearcer on October 22nd, 2009 4:58 pm

*Francis mode on*
I hate tights!
Pearcer on October 22nd, 2009 5:15 pm

HEY LISTEN!
OrionX on October 22nd, 2009 5:21 pm

All that time, and he still didn't catch that last chicken? Damn.
pinecone2654 on October 22nd, 2009 5:24 pm

HOW DOES IT END HOW DOES IT END???
does he learn the song? O_O <*watching intently*
pinecone2654 on October 22nd, 2009 5:24 pm

Link was looking for ten chickens
He was looking for ten chickens in all :)
OrionX on October 22nd, 2009 5:24 pm

Anyone else notice Link didn't have a sword except for the grass-cutting scene?
Darkspyre Guardian on October 22nd, 2009 6:00 pm

It won't load! :(
Acrazymonke on October 22nd, 2009 6:16 pm

NO WE WILL NOT LISTEN
Acrazymonke on October 22nd, 2009 6:18 pm

no
fucking zelda
Leo058 on October 22nd, 2009 7:10 pm

Then a little yellow one comes up and just makes constant, incessant ringing sounds.
…I'm surprised Link hasn't killed himself yet.
Leo058 on October 22nd, 2009 7:14 pm

Look… what you need to understand is… Ganondorf is RAPING Princess Zelda behind that tree.
MrRaccoon on October 22nd, 2009 7:55 pm

"Hey link, I just remembered I'm the spirit of courage. Funny, uh?"
Badonk on October 22nd, 2009 7:55 pm

then the stone in his pocket yelled "HEY!" in an old mans voice…
MrRaccoon on October 22nd, 2009 7:57 pm

I would glady go save zelda from her stone self prison and save the king of the ocean… but if I get over 9000 spirit gems mah sword will have powers! Like fire! Fire dude, fire! :D
Roflcopter419 on October 22nd, 2009 8:07 pm

However, chasing chickens is not.
Roflcopter419 on October 22nd, 2009 8:08 pm

The star fox one was better.
Undeadsnail on October 22nd, 2009 8:15 pm

Link is looking for ten chickens. That's ten ones. And that's terrible.
nobrain on October 22nd, 2009 8:17 pm

I remember turning into adult link and then going to the castle to find it transformed. At first I was like 'oh sh** I better save Hyrule'

I was all pumped up but then a few moments later found myself trying to win Epona.
pinecone2654 on October 22nd, 2009 8:25 pm

*M Bison YEEEEESH*
I didn't think anyone would get that :D
My friend has that book :P
Badonk on October 22nd, 2009 8:43 pm

lol as soon as i start trying on my comments again the -1 trolls strike. Hmm now where did i put that meme beam….
BurnoutSpartan on October 22nd, 2009 8:43 pm

Vidja games have a habit of doing that nowadays. Like I was supposed to destroy the Covenent armada but I was too busy looking for skulls and terminals. Also I was trying to ward off a Locust invasion, but there were COG tags everywhere! Even one time I was trying to leave a zombie infested spaceship, but I wanted a little trophy first. But what was the most annoying was….
*four hours and 17 video game references later*
And thats how I saved Christmas!
Fai57 on October 22nd, 2009 9:15 pm

D:
Leo058 on October 22nd, 2009 9:34 pm

…*twitch*… *twitch*… *brain anurism*
As if being just like Navi wasn't enough.
Burnt Eyes on October 22nd, 2009 10:12 pm

Hey, what you do in your own time isn't any of my business…
MrRaccoon on October 22nd, 2009 10:37 pm

At least there's Linebeck!
MrRaccoon on October 22nd, 2009 10:38 pm

"You didn't save christmas"
"I didn't ruin it, it's the same"
BoardBreaker93 on October 22nd, 2009 11:44 pm

Oh. My. Gosh.

THE TENTH CHICKEN!!
BoardBreaker93 on October 23rd, 2009 1:42 am

FIRE!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA…….! Sorry 'bout that….I got a little carried away.
Marzen on October 23rd, 2009 1:49 am

THEY'RE CALLED CUCKOOS :(
DClaw on October 27th, 2009 7:16 pm

Maybe this is the reason he doesn't talk anymore… He was probably all excited about getting the song but…
Dracojounin7 on November 3rd, 2009 1:20 am

Yes, perhaps, but all you get for it in Fable: TLC is a lousy free title of Chicken Chaser instead of Arseface.
Dracojounin7 on November 3rd, 2009 1:22 am

It fires badgers, mushrooms, and Solid Snake, wot?
Dracojounin7 on November 3rd, 2009 1:27 am

Ganon: I wasn't trying to.
Dracojounin7 on November 3rd, 2009 1:31 am

I hate chickens!
TCC on November 3rd, 2009 1:32 am

isn't taking over 9000 lefts the same thing as doin a barrel roll? o.O
Roflcopter419 on November 3rd, 2009 1:39 am

I hate hating!

Wait…
Dracojounin7 on November 3rd, 2009 1:45 am

I hate Ganon!

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