FunnehRabbitMan made this nifty sign for the church so people would know what today’s sermon is about!
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Categories: Church of Falcon, F-Zero, FALCON PAAAANCH, Nintendo, Photo Op, Serious Business, Spiritual Enlightenment, Super Smash Bros, The Great Outdoors · Leave a comment (78 Comments) |
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I guess you could say Patrick Fischer is stuck between a rock and a hard place. That is if one of Falcon’s fists is named “Rock” and one of them is named “Hard Place.”
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Categories: F-Zero, FALCON PAAAANCH, Fists of Fury, Nintendo, Special Attacks, Super Mario Bros, Super Smash Bros, Teamwork, Wii · Leave a comment (55 Comments) |
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Peach is a worthy opponent, but she’s no match for Falcon’s laser tit!
By KingofRetards, screenshot by BrawlinRupee
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Mr. Raccoon was flipping through the good book of Falcon the other day, and came across one of his favorite scriptures! He also asked me how The Church of Falcon was coming along, and I can tell you… it is under construction as we speak!
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Hotrods4ben has discovered a fatal flaw in the most epic of special attacks!
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Categories: F-Zero, Failure, FALCON PAAAANCH, Irony, Motivational, Nintendo, Special Attacks, StarFox, Super Smash Bros, Wii · Leave a comment (36 Comments) |
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Zink120 whipped this one up (after the Falcon Almighty submission) and wants to see a Church of Falcon. I think that’s the best idea I’ve heard all day!
Prayer by Taiho
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Wow, I didn’t even realize Captain Falcon had passed on! I guess he’s up in heaven punching angels now…
Submission by Mr.Raccoon, screenshot by Lightningboalt
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DJS5590 is nommin’ his way to victory… Falcon style!
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