Zink120 whipped this one up (after the Falcon Almighty submission) and wants to see a Church of Falcon. I think that’s the best idea I’ve heard all day!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 6, 2009 · 5:16 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (444 votes, average: 4.56 out of 5)
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F-Zero, Nintendo, Spiritual Enlightenment, Super Smash Bros

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116 Responses to “FALCON PRAYER”

  1. BulletproofMoon on March 7th, 2009 6:33 pm

    Show moves unto others as you'd like shown to you.


  2. Paiv on March 7th, 2009 7:07 pm

    Oh okay cool, cause I've been looking for a good deal.
    Do the family packs come in groups of 100 or more?

  3. MrRaccoon on March 7th, 2009 11:16 pm

    He's pro at that, he can sell over nine thousand tickets at once

  4. Paiv on March 7th, 2009 11:51 pm

    Well I've run out of scouters but….

    OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  5. Link_09 on March 7th, 2009 8:26 pm

    Who would be the 12 Disciples of Falcon Kirby?

  6. MountainMan on March 8th, 2009 1:20 am

    Olimar would definetly be one. He's the only other captain available. He is at good terms with The Captain himself.

  7. darcus on March 8th, 2009 5:50 pm

    Metaknight is judas

  8. Luxx on March 9th, 2009 7:02 am

    "12 apostles"
    Captain Falcon cares not if your a hyrulian, a pokemon, or a dreamlander. All he ask is to show him your moves.

  9. MountainMan on March 8th, 2009 1:14 am

    Do not fear, Mah boi. Lolz are a form of prayer to The Captain.

  10. WolvenGlory on March 8th, 2009 1:54 am

    If I didn't believe that religion is just a pile of crap, I'd rate this higher. 3/5

  11. Taiho on March 8th, 2009 6:21 am

    So what you're saying is that you can't let us pray that?

  12. Zink120 on March 8th, 2009 9:57 am

    Nice avatar, lol

  13. Eight_Ball on March 8th, 2009 12:42 pm

    Or at least the physical incarnation of evil.

  14. Angel.9 Rakou Cobra on March 8th, 2009 7:24 pm

    *too busy praying to Falcon Almighty to comment*

  15. Ryu Bonkosi on March 8th, 2009 8:11 pm

    And at the opening of mass the 'Falcon Punch' song plays and we must show Falcon Almighty our moves.


  16. Gaudion on March 9th, 2009 4:40 am

    This entry had me at, "Awesome be thy moves." Seriously, how is this rated anything but a six out of five?

  17. Archwright on March 9th, 2009 9:48 am

    Well, I think that he cooked everyone at his Last Supper.

  18. Gamegeneral on March 9th, 2009 7:27 pm

    Don't you all know?! Mudkip is the devil himself! He tempts all!
    His is the equivalent of Satan Worship!

  19. Link_09 on March 9th, 2009 9:15 pm

    yeah, i remember that one lesbian mudkip post. it was a subliminal message for lust,

  20. DarkSpeedZero on March 9th, 2009 9:38 pm

    man, wat will the bible be like?
    1)Falcon BOOK!
    2)The Daily PAWNCH
    3)The holy YES!
    mii!.I suck at this!

  21. Taiho on March 10th, 2009 4:44 am

    Falcon Psalms?

  22. bobbobjackbob on March 10th, 2009 5:37 pm

    While this religion is awesome, it's distracted people, so they're paying even LESS attention to Weegee! Surely the Captain will shine his divine countenance upon the lesser brother, and PAWNCH the impostor Mario who steals Weegee's well-deserved fame?

  23. SefairoWolf on March 22nd, 2009 3:15 pm

    I always knew that Falcon is god of video games

  24. Sgt. Falcon on March 22nd, 2009 4:00 pm


  25. Daifuku on April 12th, 2009 4:48 pm

    the fact that the photo is from Monty Python amuses me lol

  26. Anika on May 29th, 2009 10:36 am

    Very interesting read, I think their would be a lot of mixed opinions on this. Love the theme that you are using, what is it?

  27. Zink120 on May 25th, 2010 2:57 pm

    Where the hell did all the comments go? :-/ I came here for nostalgia god dammit!!! >:[

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