Peach is a worthy opponent, but she’s no match for Falcon’s laser tit!
By KingofRetards, screenshot by BrawlinRupee
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 3, 2009 · 2:38 AM
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Categories: Boobies, F-Zero, FALCON PAAAANCH, Head Shot, Lasers, Nintendo, Special Attacks, Super Mario Bros, Super Smash Bros, Wii · Leave a comment (21 Comments) |
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Sweet zombie Jesus! Did you know the site has over 2,000 lolz? 
Well, that's one move that I did certainly not want to be shown…
Golden Nipples of Doom.
Since we're on the subject of nipples, I have a riddle about a character from Metal Gear Solid.
Q: How do you tittilate Ocelot?
A: You oscillate his tit a lot!
Wow, even the great Falcon's nipples are deadly…
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Close your eyes! Whatever you do, don't look at the nipple!
I think he bwoke. Nice one, Aura; NOW how are we going to get our bad Wolf jokes?
You're just mad 'cause you just finished photoshopping Wolf in a bikini and now you won't get to "share" it with the rest of the us.
so THAT'S what that little brass button on his uniform does.
Can't let you forget me, Paulrus!
Since we're on the subject of nipples, I have a riddle about a character from Metal Gear Solid.
Q: How do you titillate Ocelot?
A: You oscillate his tit a lot!
I dunno about you, but if I had laser nipples, I would rule the world…
I was not expecting that when he said he was charging his lazors
Ah, thank you for crediting me this time. :)
HEADSHOT
Captain Falcon is like a walking nuclear explosion, any part of him could come out and beat the shit out of you without warning.
Just the thought of that makes my brain burn…0_o
FIRIN MAH NIPPLE LAZOR!!!
Ike is, um, the guy who got Jesus killed, whoever he is.
Quick question:
If
Captain Falcon = God;
Kirby = Jesus; and
Wolf = Satan;
Who is Ike?
If this is a bad place to post this question, please let me know.
I yell this out regularly in a match… It's become a household joke…