Peach is a worthy opponent, but she’s no match for Falcon’s laser tit!
By KingofRetards, screenshot by BrawlinRupee

Falcon… NIPPLE!

Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 3, 2009 · 2:38 AM

(166 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)

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Boobies, F-Zero, FALCON PAAAANCH, Head Shot, Lasers, Nintendo, Special Attacks, Super Mario Bros, Super Smash Bros, Wii

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Burnt Eyes on April 3rd, 2009 6:59 am

Well, that's one move that I did certainly not want to be shown…
Paulrus on April 3rd, 2009 8:20 am

Golden Nipples of Doom.
AuraMaster on April 3rd, 2009 8:35 am

Since we're on the subject of nipples, I have a riddle about a character from Metal Gear Solid.

Q: How do you tittilate Ocelot?
A: You oscillate his tit a lot!
celark on April 3rd, 2009 8:59 am

Wow, even the great Falcon's nipples are deadly…
Shawn Handyside on April 3rd, 2009 9:01 am

…
Taiho on April 3rd, 2009 9:16 am

Close your eyes! Whatever you do, don't look at the nipple!
Paulrus on April 3rd, 2009 9:30 am

I think he bwoke. Nice one, Aura; NOW how are we going to get our bad Wolf jokes?
Taiho on April 3rd, 2009 9:49 am

You're just mad 'cause you just finished photoshopping Wolf in a bikini and now you won't get to "share" it with the rest of the us.
drill on April 3rd, 2009 10:53 am

so THAT'S what that little brass button on his uniform does.
Vabolo on April 3rd, 2009 11:44 am

Can't let you forget me, Paulrus!
AuraMaster on April 3rd, 2009 8:36 am

Since we're on the subject of nipples, I have a riddle about a character from Metal Gear Solid.

Q: How do you titillate Ocelot?
A: You oscillate his tit a lot!
RoboRed on April 3rd, 2009 3:32 pm

I dunno about you, but if I had laser nipples, I would rule the world…
MrRaccoon on April 3rd, 2009 3:32 pm

I was not expecting that when he said he was charging his lazors
BrawlinRupee on April 3rd, 2009 4:45 pm

Ah, thank you for crediting me this time. :)
sir_auronDX on April 3rd, 2009 5:49 pm

HEADSHOT
Paul d'Arbonne on April 3rd, 2009 1:56 pm

Captain Falcon is like a walking nuclear explosion, any part of him could come out and beat the shit out of you without warning.
RoboRed on April 15th, 2009 3:36 am

Just the thought of that makes my brain burn…0_o
Xifihas on April 22nd, 2009 6:50 pm

FIRIN MAH NIPPLE LAZOR!!!
Xifihas on April 23rd, 2009 8:37 pm

Ike is, um, the guy who got Jesus killed, whoever he is.
Corenator on April 23rd, 2009 7:04 pm

Quick question:

If
Captain Falcon = God;
Kirby = Jesus; and
Wolf = Satan;
Who is Ike?

If this is a bad place to post this question, please let me know.
Invisibool on August 4th, 2009 4:02 pm

I yell this out regularly in a match… It's become a household joke…
Not_anon on July 10th, 2010 1:14 pm

Can't let you Fire your Nipple Lazer.
Missinko009 on August 2nd, 2010 12:31 pm

F.Y.I That would be Judas.

Now for the funny: Ike fights for his friends. Kirby didn't make the cut…