Church of Captain Falcon Sign

FunnehRabbitMan made this nifty sign for the church so people would know what today’s sermon is about!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 10, 2009 · 3:08 AM 
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78 Responses to “Church of Captain Falcon Sign”

  1. Kekster451 on April 10th, 2009 7:11 am

    I've always wanted to Falcon Punch my sins.

  2. Kekster451 on April 10th, 2009 7:12 am

    I've always wanted to Falcon Punch my sins.

  3. Taiho on April 10th, 2009 8:51 am

    Punch me Falcon, for I have sinned.

  4. AuraMaster on April 10th, 2009 8:53 am

    Falcon gospel music (Parody of "How Great is Our God"):

    How great are your moves, show to me
    How great are your moves, for Him to see
    How great, how great are your moves

  5. Deadalive on April 10th, 2009 9:28 am

    Show us ya prayers
    Laughed so hard :D

  6. Zink120 on April 10th, 2009 10:39 am

    Aaaaah Riiiight! :D
    Hey, Shawn! How's about a Church of Falcon tag?

  7. BlueChameleon on April 10th, 2009 11:09 am

    Good Friday is a time of rememberance for Kirby, who died for our sins…

  8. Paiv on April 10th, 2009 7:26 am

    I'm gonna leave it to Taiho, King of Retards, or NIck Soapdish to bust out the ol' Falcon Scriptures.


    In the beginning, there was Falcon. The almighty being then commanded the universe to "Show me your moves!" and the universe showed him it's moves.



  9. g1drake on April 10th, 2009 1:07 pm

    after the prayers


  10. MrRaccoon on April 10th, 2009 1:24 pm

    Wait a…
    Paiv, I already did that! ¬¬

  11. MrRaccoon on April 10th, 2009 1:41 pm

    Yes Shawn! Wolf jokes have theirs, Falcon deserves holy tag! XD

  12. MrRaccoon on April 10th, 2009 1:43 pm

    Church of Captain Falcon:
    Falcon punching the cra… sins out of you
    Moves shall be aprecciated

  13. codemaster525 on April 10th, 2009 2:53 pm


  14. Kinockun on April 10th, 2009 2:39 pm

    TOO…MUCH…WIN…*begins showing moves* whoever edited this did an awesome job

  15. KidWIthTheFace on April 10th, 2009 6:43 pm

    So do you guys believe in transub-punch-iation? or consubpunchiation? If a falcon priest-figure (a Private Falcon, if you will) punches you in a service, does it turn into a real falon punch?

    ahhh, i always knew those years of CCD would pay off eventually…

  16. Ryu_Bonkosi on April 10th, 2009 8:53 pm

    This is one of the most epic pictures I've seen in a long time


  17. FunnehRabbitMan on April 10th, 2009 11:25 pm

    amg! it's up! i sent this in, like, last month!

  18. Senax on April 11th, 2009 12:14 am

    Just wait…we of the Wolf Brotherhood shall invade and destroy you Falcons…
    We won't let you escape, we won't let you win…we can't let you live (that)!

  19. Ruben on April 11th, 2009 1:11 am

    It….It….It looks so real…..

    *falls down and cries*

  20. the captain. on April 11th, 2009 1:44 am

    obvious shoop is obvious…

  21. FBSword on April 11th, 2009 4:13 am

    Remember to be thankful today: it's Good Friday, this being the day when Kirby sucked up Wolf and committed sui/homicide to save the spectators of the stadium from Wolf 'not letting them do that'.

  22. Falconmooch on April 11th, 2009 6:00 am

    Firs church of falcon now on FACEBOOK!!! for moar info

  23. falconmooch on April 11th, 2009 6:02 am

    it's a secret group, so ask me at

  24. KingofRetards on April 12th, 2009 4:35 am

    Easter finally will not be boring.

  25. coughman on April 12th, 2009 4:19 pm

    someone needs to make a hymn to the tune of mute city

  26. Link_09 on April 12th, 2009 7:19 pm

    BTW today is EASTER SUNDAY

  27. technoskull on April 13th, 2009 10:48 pm

    and so it is told, that a day shall come when two falcon punches shall collide and the world shall be enveloped in their fiery wings, and only the true believers who showed unto him their moves, shall ascend to the grand prix in the sky

  28. masterluigi452 on April 14th, 2009 5:28 pm

    this gave me an idea
    how about i make a spray or something that repels wolf or mudkipzs away?
    the title would be like: wolf-away for wolf and kips-away
    it would be kind of funny

  29. fancy pants on April 15th, 2009 6:09 pm

    here's what may go on in that church:

  30. Link_09 on April 16th, 2009 12:11 am

    If i might recall, Falcon Kirby, was betrayed by Lucas, for a measly 20 silver pieces…in this case it's 20 vinyl wolf stickers…
    yes, Lucas is a pussy, he even ran away from Ness when Wario was gonna rape his trophy form.

  31. Mountain_Man on April 16th, 2009 7:00 pm

    Amen to that.

  32. DarkSpeedZero on April 22nd, 2009 8:11 pm


  33. Angel.9 Rakou Cobra on April 23rd, 2009 4:13 am

    And I miss epic things like this when I disappear from the innanets. >.<

  34. Erik on October 11th, 2009 6:07 pm

    ok church of captain falcon if u go to that church cpt. falcon will fall from a sky and ………………………………………FALCON PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCH

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