Mr. Raccoon was flipping through the good book of Falcon the other day, and came across one of his favorite scriptures! He also asked me how The Church of Falcon was coming along, and I can tell you… it is under construction as we speak!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 23, 2009 · 10:12 AM
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Sweet zombie Jesus! Did you know the site has over 2,000 lolz? 
I posted something very simmilar to the text on the picture, but I wont be bitter!
YES! He can ;)
Falcon must be praised
YES! More verses will truly complete the Church of Falcon!
empty space showed you his moves!
It was super effective!
In the garden of Brawl, there was Mario and Peach, and the tree of knowledge,
And Wolf did seduce Mario and Peach into eating the fruit,
And Falcon tried to Falcon Punch Mario and Peach for their sins,
And Wolf did say 'Can't let you do that.'
And so Falcon did cast Mario and Peach out of the garden with a Falcon Kick instead.
why do all the problems seem to come from the church of falcon posts?
actually, i think we already know the answer to that…
Good Morning! We're Falcon's Witnesses, and we were going door to door, asking our neighbors to show us their moves.
Uhh…hold on a minute…
OK. Now I'll show you!!!! Raaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!
…He's not letting us do that.
No.
Wolf tried to not let us do that (by that i mean comment) but then the Falcon said YES!
Yes!
YES!
Falcon was all: SHOW ME YOUR FUCKING COMMENTS ALREADY!!!! D=<
And then Shawn pleased him, thank you Shawn
This is a war of faith!
I jus hope someone make a pic out of that XD
This is, by far, the best religion ever….
There are more where this one came from ;3
The new religion is coming up!
Prepare yourself! (And where are the other chars?)
And I thought the Church of Gaming was the best. At this point, I may just convert.
….wait, wasn't this already up? I've seen this before….at least I'm pretty sure i have…
Awesome are those who show me their moves,
for victory shall be theirs
You should see the movie yes man… its basically this… but a falconite has more violence than a yes man… and theres no revelation at the end of the church of falcon… only more falcon punching
and thus Falcon come out from his blue falcon and shout; SHOW ME YA MOVES, and so everyone moved
I'd like to see the wars that are fought in the name of Falcon…
I know right? Falcon punched the comments section right off his own page!
Yeah it was up last Friday, but the code broke on the comments for some reason, so I'm giving everyone another chance to comment on it!
Wait a mo… I know this pic…
This was on Brawl Snapshots wasn't it? It said "It's super-effective!" at the bottom, right?
Pretty epic though – He says 'show me your moves' and it just EXPLODES! That's *awesome*
you need to do my psalm =( lol
Ok…I am TOTALLY going to do that tomorrow! I need to make a pamphlet!
-ZTM
and everyone, was moved
you mean the Falco-Wolfen War?
i dont know… i think if wolf seduced them into DOING something… then his punishment from falcon is not be able to allow anything to do anything ever again… therefore why he always says he cant let you do that… peach and mario still get falcon punched outta there though
Yep, I have no other way to get screenshots, so all my pics are from brawl snapshots XP
Ah, thank you Shawn. I was wondering if i just had really bad memory or had a psychic moment.
Thanks, how's this one, then?
In the Garden of Brawl, there was Mario and Peach, and Wispy Woods, the tree of Knowledge.
And then one day Wolf did enter into the garden and seduce Mario and Peach into eating an apple from Wispy Woods.
Falcon did see this, and was ashamed at Mario and Peach. He did punish Wolf by removing his ability to let things happen, afflicting Wolf with the catchphrase 'Can't let you do that.'
Falcon then moved to Falcon Punch Mario and Peach for their sins, but Wolf proved to be his undoing, for Wolf did say 'Can't let you do that, Falcon Almighty.'
And Falcon did find himself incapable of punching Mario and Peach, and so cast them out with a Falcon Kick to their behinds instead.
I can't find an fitting pic for it, sorry
I'm not really good in photoshoping either
i thought this was already done o.O
Hey, Falcon has a HALOLZ!
everyone shows their moves, which are punches and kicks
You actually want anyone else but Falcon Almighty? You heathen!
k, now down to serious business.
Who is Falcon's son?
Ganon? Pretty much a lame clone of falcon, except that wolf converted ganon by saying "Can't let you do that" once ganon tried to do a falcon punch as epic as the real falcon. Ganon realised wolfs power, and becames wolfs right hand (paw?) nega-falcon.
Idk where the hell THAT came from.
I would join that cult.
hmm… let's see… "But then, the wolf whispered in Eve's ear: Can't let you do that daughter of god!"
Wasn't this just put up like…..last week?
Come on, people, let's not start putting up re-runs
Only someone who is nearly as awesome and powerful as Falcon… our choices are limited.
I say Marth, but mostly because I can't think of anyone else to fit the bill.
Sorry, but we're strict Wolfists…so…you know….
Why is this back up front? I thought this was already posted, but now it's not where it WAS, and it's here instead?
This would make a great comic strip.
I don't think he needs a son, but I think we need a chapter for that.
Read the news
I would dare say Kirby
Ha, Sonic's final smash. Super Sonic may be able to stand against the all mighty punch.
They're wars full of punches, glory, fire, passion and people showing his moves all over the battlefield
The only possible answer is Chuck Norris.
http://www.brawlinthefamily.com/comic043.html
Probably. We don't need a son specifically, just another body to use the Falcon Punch. Besides the Captain himself, that would be Kirby.
D: Oh noez! I didn't mean it this wayz! Nobody is more++ godlike as Mr. "Falcon" Punch
I just wanted to know, if there is any messiah, popelike chars and so on… U know, like Mastr Chief, John Freeman and the other Brawlorz?
mmmm im sure i can make one for ya, lemme turn on my wii…wait…dun have a wii…lemme ''borrow'' my best friend's one
NO ONE CAN. THIS IS BLASPHEMY! BURN HIM!
It's a deal then! But make it shorter, it may be too long for a pic =/
Blasphemy you say? I'd have chosen my words carefully, Persian, because I have certainly chosen mine: THIS IS SPARTAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Actually, I meant regular Captain Falcon's punch, not Falcon Almighty. He rules all.
You guys were with Falcon..? OH SHI— Come back; I didn't mean to point that shotgun at you!!
YES! Comments are fixed!
…But now I forget what I was going to say… xD
sorry…ive been too busy. anyway, send me a private message over IntenseDebate and its a deal! oh, and since you are mexican, you can tak to me in spanish over private messages. im going to borrow my friends wii. *breaks window and steals Wii*