Hotrods4ben has discovered a fatal flaw in the most epic of special attacks!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 13, 2009 · 1:23 AM 
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F-Zero, Failure, FALCON PAAAANCH, Irony, Motivational, Nintendo, Special Attacks, StarFox, Super Smash Bros, Wii

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  1. Ryder on March 13th, 2009 5:38 am

    Captain Falcon used FALCON PUNCH. It's not very effective…

    Well duh. It's the same element.

  2. Runeblade on March 13th, 2009 5:38 am

    What this picture doesn't show is Captain Falcon jumping out of the screen to Falcon Punch the player he gave the immense privelege of controlling him for being such a fucktard.

  3. Nick Soapdish on March 13th, 2009 6:17 am

    Ha! This is falcontacular.

  4. Anonymous Coward on March 13th, 2009 9:13 am

    It's about to hit him. They just warped time and space to give us this mere instant before Falco was instantly cleaved in twain.

  5. AuraMaster on March 13th, 2009 10:24 am

    Captain Falcon should use RISING KNEE.

    That would be super effective against a flying-type.

  6. g1drake on March 13th, 2009 11:36 am

    Captain Falcon: *sniff* it didn,t work,why, WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY

  7. toiletmunger on March 13th, 2009 12:20 pm

    Actually, Falco's a blue jay. He's named after a singer named Falco or something.

  8. MasqueNoMercy on March 13th, 2009 2:46 pm

    well, it looks to me that captain falcon's arch rival, wolf odonnell is the cause of this. captain falcon tried to show falco his moves… and then

    cant let you show that, falcon punch

  9. MexicanJuice on March 13th, 2009 11:13 am

    So this is why DK's Donkey Punch had no effect on my neighbor's donkey. I swear, that thing is such a pain in the ass. It doesn't even let Wolf do that!

  10. Shadow Link on March 13th, 2009 3:22 pm

    I really don't see how Falco is a falcon. I mean…the beak fits, but his coloration makes me think of a cross between a blue jay and a parrot or something. :/

  11. MrRaccoon on March 13th, 2009 3:47 pm

    "You cannot be serious… YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS! D=
    *Falcon glitch!*

  12. Mad Hatter on March 13th, 2009 3:56 pm

    What? I thougt, the only two, who could survive a Falcon Punch are Chuck Norris and Wolf. And Wolf, cause he wouldnt let Falcon do that.

  13. Necro on March 13th, 2009 4:30 pm

    Heressy. The only entity capable of equilibrium or balance against Falcon is Wolf.
    I can see the horror in falco's eyes, he knows he is a fallen idol.

  14. Billy Mays on March 13th, 2009 4:41 pm

    This picture is a lie. Remember that episode of Dragonball Z when Mr. Satan punch Android 18 and it had that delay effect? The same thing is happening here. Delayed Falcon Punch.

  15. Paine on March 13th, 2009 8:32 pm

    Methinks this Falcon Flaw should be scientifically tested because if the Falcon Punch can blow up worlds, create symmetrical violence, create a religion, and kill Chuck Norris, I am extremely sure it could kill a bird.

  16. FoxyMayo on March 13th, 2009 9:55 pm

    Hm. Maybe it doesn't affect him because he's a devout follower of Falconism?

  17. MrRaccoon on March 13th, 2009 10:24 pm


  18. KidWithTheFace on March 13th, 2009 10:52 pm

    if i recall correctly, falco loves showing his moves. so you're probably right.

  19. BlueChameleon on March 13th, 2009 11:21 pm

    It would hurt, but this Falcon can withstand temperatures of up to 9000 degrees!

  20. Exploderizer on March 14th, 2009 1:58 am


  21. Sinister Minister on March 16th, 2009 2:00 am

    Haha, the punch is ineffective so all the devout followers have to tell themselves lies so they don't get hurt by this new revelation. :P Loving it.

  22. KingofRetards on March 23rd, 2009 12:31 am

    This picture is shoped, there is no way someone can block a Falcon Punch.

  23. smashwhammy on April 13th, 2009 6:29 pm

    possible starman intervention?

  24. SecretofMana on January 26th, 2010 8:27 pm

    No guys, you're wrong, all wrong. Clearly, this is a screencap from Captain Falcon's latest appearance in a Japanese samurai movie.

    In this scene, not only is he so badass that he drops his sword to fight with his bare fists and knees, but also badass enough to deliver a Falcon punch straight to his opponent's heart. Like in most samurai movies, Falco seems unharmed…until Falcon walks away, causing his entire chest to explode.

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