Goron Freeman

Goron Freeman

He’s not our first Goron Freeman, but this version is so well done I couldn’t resist posting him again!
Submitted by Psyguy

Never tell me the odds!

Never tell me the odds!

Don’t get cuccoey kid!
By Chugaboy

That’s very interesting.

That's very interesting. Please, do goron.

By the way old chap, I happen to have it on good authority that the subterranean creatures known as Dodongos have a ghastly distaste for smoggy fumes and many other darkly clouded vapors.
By Hhammoud0561 (slightly upgraded)

Goron Freeman

Goron Freeman

He’s got a crowbar to fight off headcrabs… and if it looks like he’s not going to win he can always curl up into a ball and roll away!
By gafagear, submitted by Mauricio

Objection! (Darbus Edition)

Objection! (Darbus Edition)

Don’t mess with the leaders of the Gorons! Darbus will take your ass to court!
By Art1st4786