By the way old chap, I happen to have it on good authority that the subterranean creatures known as Dodongos have a ghastly distaste for smoggy fumes and many other darkly clouded vapors.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 28, 2011 · 11:02 PM
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Email your video game related LOLZ to and if it's good we'll post it!
Did you know the site has over 2,500 video game themed lolz? 
Ah good, classic Halolz. Hats, puns, and Zelda.
I'm gonna DEKU-rate this comment wall with my comment.
Puns are Zora-verrated.
Shit, none of the other Zelda creatures or words make good puns…
"Oh good show old boy! I cannot delay in partaking in the act of cannonading various Dodongos!"
GANON LET YOU DO THAT STARFOX! no wait… that's stupid… crap you're right. I'll crawl to my hole.
"I'm so particularly famished old bean, that I could partake in the eating of an Octorok."
…I feel like this pun was little bit Triforced on us…
I feel like Kikwi could make for some sort of pun about kicking….
If we're including enemy creatures, I do believe there are a good deal more puns.
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DEAR GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE!?!?
Looks like your going to have to NAVIgate your way through this predicament.
THE EYE BLEACH IT DOES NOTHING!
Well EXCUUUUUUUSE ME.
Really? I can think of a Parella of good ones. I'm afraid I might Minish the amount of decent material, however. For all I know, I could be Lon Lon Milking all these until they're Redead. Gohma figure.
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link is frozen staring
I'd rather Pikachu in the shower.
YOU DARE PIMP LINK INTO MY LAIR?
THEN YOU MUST DIE!
I find this submission fairyly decent, to my like liking.
Remove the pun and assume the goron is speaking in the third person…
Then view the post in a whole new light.
<img src="http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100108063233/uncyclopedia/images/archive/b/b5/20100108063328!Exploding-head.gif">
Good Lord, it seems my head has chosen to asplode!
Will one of you be a fellow and help me reassemble it in the other room?
*Walks off in horror*
No rock goron nipples. This gets my seal of approval.
Gentlemanly? And puns'h?
This'h is'h the shieks'h day ever!
(best read out loud with a slur or in a Sean Connery accent)
Damn, did Shawn use Double Team, because you sure missed the topic!
*plus one of sympathy anyways. That's how I roll*
You have made a gentleman out of an unrefined boi.
Good show! I commend thee, old chap!
A tidbit of enlightenment to you old chap. Dodongos possess a mild abhorrence to plumes of carbon monoxide gases emitted from inflamed substances.
Edit: Damn Shawn beat me to it in the description. Did a better job of it too. T.T
Dear Glob, another minus one distributor? I'll get my hammer of +1 constitution!
Being a gentleman suddenly seems uncool. But CD-i Link has that effect on things.
Unfortunately, we don't have the POWER to dictate what goes up on Halolz.
If Shawn had some more WISDOM, we'd have a better submision.
Alas, nobody here has the COURAGE to do anything about this.
I'm not sure if I'd want your seal of approval if the first thing you look for on a goron are the nipples.
Maybe that isn't the solution.
We may have to get to the kokori of the the problem.
…shieks day?
Is it that day where all the women pretend to be men and play their harps and teach us songs?
I would love to, my good man, but…
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…I am having some difficulties of my own at this time.
Combustible liquid lantern fuel, long reinforced string, highly explosive spherical weaponry? You are able to possess such items, my close acquaintance, so long as you currently hold a substantial amount of rupees.
I apologize, but I am afraid I am unable to present credit to you. Return here when your net worth has increased slightly more!
Courage Kratos does.
I say, the comments seem to Majoraly be puns. There's a Megaton of them!
Here allow me to hel-
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…Nevermind.
"Sorry chap but you are progressing no further up this mountain, let us struggle around with each other until one is deemed victorious."
One does not simply pimp link into mordor!
Classic Halolz is TF2, pokemon, and Minecraft.
Then there is Retro Halolz. Halo onry.
Even I can't remember that far back!
*shows you the door*
*slams you head first into the door*
….George Takei, we need you again!
It could be worse. At least it isn't the hip hop adaptation of zelda, The Ocarina of Rhyme.
I was thinking of Hypellos at first…
"Ride ze shoopuff?"
"Or, seeing as I'm a goron and all, just a normal rock"
I wouldn't GIBDOS pun-haters the victory just yet!
Obviously you haven't maintaining the website well…
He was frozen today.
I'm sorry, I Din read your post, was too Farore into deep thought. Though now i do read it, i'd have to say this Octoroked my world. Gotta stop those thoughts Bublin in my head, morpha-n into bad puns. I'd go on but i'm not going to….
*joins GazzyW007*
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"My dear lad, in wonderment I find myself wanting to find out what will be our food for the evening."
Don't be such a TATL-TAEL, it's bad gentlemanship.
"I must proclaim the lack of interesting activities in the vicinity of where I am standing."
This Armos wasn't funny.
Then it was.
And how are you sure that's the first body part that isn't displayed that I looked for?
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Would you care for some tea and rocks?
I don't have any hats.
FUCK THE POLICE
Relevant:
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Link lab should totally use that as an avatar on here and/or on the CoF
I believe it is an incredibly thick accent version of sickest.
themoreyouknow.jpg
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You're not helping yourself here.
C'mon, halolz!
You of all gaming sites should appriciate a pun!
Insert TF2 joke.
"Please, do Goron."
Rule 34