By the way old chap, I happen to have it on good authority that the subterranean creatures known as Dodongos have a ghastly distaste for smoggy fumes and many other darkly clouded vapors.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 28, 2011 · 11:02 PM
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Ah good, classic Halolz. Hats, puns, and Zelda.
I'm gonna DEKU-rate this comment wall with my comment.
Puns are Zora-verrated.
Shit, none of the other Zelda creatures or words make good puns…
"Oh good show old boy! I cannot delay in partaking in the act of cannonading various Dodongos!"
…I feel like this pun was little bit Triforced on us…
I'd rather Pikachu in the shower.
I find this submission fairyly decent, to my like liking.
Remove the pun and assume the goron is speaking in the third person…
Then view the post in a whole new light.
No rock goron nipples. This gets my seal of approval.
Gentlemanly? And puns'h?
This'h is'h the shieks'h day ever!
(best read out loud with a slur or in a Sean Connery accent)
A tidbit of enlightenment to you old chap. Dodongos possess a mild abhorrence to plumes of carbon monoxide gases emitted from inflamed substances.
Edit: Damn Shawn beat me to it in the description. Did a better job of it too. T.T
Dear Glob, another minus one distributor? I'll get my hammer of +1 constitution!
I say, the comments seem to Majoraly be puns. There's a Megaton of them!
"Sorry chap but you are progressing no further up this mountain, let us struggle around with each other until one is deemed victorious."
It could be worse. At least it isn't the hip hop adaptation of zelda, The Ocarina of Rhyme.
This Armos wasn't funny.
Then it was.
Would you care for some tea and rocks?