He’s not our first Goron Freeman, but this version is so well done I couldn’t resist posting him again!
Submitted by Psyguy
Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 13, 2012 · 12:56 PM |
Categories: Artistic, Cray-Z Crossovers, Half-Life, Nintendo, No Caption Needed, The Legend of Zelda, Valve Software, Weird · Leave a comment () 36 Comments |
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That's totally inaccurate. Gorons speak in grunts and moans. Gordon doesn't speak at all.
Then who would be alyx?
glad its not another of the "before it was cool" jokes, because those are SO LAMESTREAM
Who needs a HEV suit when you have ROCK HARD OLD MAN NIPPLES?
But will he dance to Saria's Song?
Barney: It's dangerous to go alone… take this!
*You got a crowbar!*
And when you meet Dr. Ganon tell him I said *Cucco crow* YOU!!!
Reminds me of something….
<img src="http://www.toplessrobot.com/batman-nipples.jpg">
What, no lambda tattoo?
Hey man Gorons don't talk, Freeman doesn't talk. Gorons are badass, Freeman is a badass.
They both have strong armor……
Hmm maybe under all that suit is a Goron?
A Zelda/Half-life cross over.
-Digs up his vault of Halolz submission puns-
How interesting, Please do GORON.
Would this make Tingle G-man? I must delve further into this…
Half Life 3: Skins are the New Hats
I'm wondering if i want to know what the headcrabs are. Probably not.
So, since we have an updated post, will we be getting "The Adventures of Dojohngo Freeman 2: What Has Tobe 100 Percented?"
Kay, so does he actually use his crowbar, or does he just yell "LETTUCE WRESTLE BRUVA" to any and every Xenos force he comes across and charges towards them with a dance?