All in a days work!
By BlueChameleon01
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 16, 2009 · 10:23 AM
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You may recognize this new shirt from one of our past submissions!
Here’s our extended description (which we borrowed from TCC)!
“I’M ON A BOAT”
Aww shit
Get your tunics ready it’s about to go down.
Everybody in the place hit the fuckin’ deck
But stay on your motherfuckin toes
We runnin’ this, let’s go!
I’m on a boat (I’m on a boat)
I’m on a boat (I’m on a boat)
Everybody look at me cause I’m sailin’ on a boat (sailin’ on a boat)
I’m on a boat (I’m on a boat)
I’m on a boat
Take a good hard look at the motherfuckin’ boat (boat, yeah)
I’m on a boat motherfucker take a look at me
Straight flowin’ on a boat on the Great sea
Bustin’ five knots, Wind Waker in my coat
You can’t stop me motherfucker cause I’m on a boat!
Take a pictograph (trick), I’m on a boat, bitch (bitch)
We drinking chuchu jelly champ, ’cause it’s so thick (thick)
I got my Goron tunic, and my Staff of Pacci
I’m flippin’ boulders, you at Dragon Roost flippin’ copies!
I’m glidin’ on a deku leaf, doin’ flips and shit
droppin’ deku nuts, gettin e’rybody all ‘effed
But this ain’t Hyrule, it’s the Great Sea bitch
I’m on a boat motherfucker, don’t you ever forget!
I’m on a boat and, it’s goin’ fast and
I got a nautical theme song, tunic, and green hat
I’m the king of the world, on a boat like Tetra
If you’re on the shore, then your a pig thing, you betcha!
(Get the fuck up, this boat is REAL!!!)
Fuck land, I’m on a boat, motherfucker (motherfucker)
Fuck trees, I jump buoys, motherfucker (motherfucker)
I’m on the deck all alone, motherfucker (yeah)
except the boat ’cause it’s alive, motherfucker!
Hey Gramms, if you could see me now (see me now)
treasure chests wide open on the starboard bow (starboard bow)
Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow (moon somehow)
With the Triforce, anything is possible!
[T-Pain]
Yeah, never thought I’d be on a boat
It’s a big blue watery road (yeah)
hey Gannon~!! Look at me, oh (all hands on deck)
Never thought I’d see the day
With the King a’ Red Lions’ comin’ my way
Believe me when I say,
I fucked a zora!I’ve been told you can get a 5% discount on this shirt by using coupon code “SHARKBITE” when you check out! Go go go!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 5, 2009 · 1:32 AM
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Categories: Chillaxin', GameCube, Merchandise, Musical, News, Nintendo, The Legend of Zelda, Under the Sea · Leave a comment (1 Comment) |
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Webcomics with music? Well now I’ve seen everything! This classy video is a remake of Brawl in the Family‘s 200th strip!
Submitted by several people.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 30, 2009 · 4:23 PM
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That Beatle’s a spy!
By Paulrus
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 20, 2009 · 8:09 PM
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Categories: Cover Art, Disguises, Musical, No Caption Needed, PC, Playstation, Stealth Espionage, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software, Xbox 360 · Leave a comment (5 Comments) |
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Fresh from The ‘Floss… a new “had lyrics” video featuring some all new animation! Is this what happened when the Mushroom Kingdom switched to nationalized healthcare?
Submitted by Bryan Clark
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 12, 2009 · 10:34 AM
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Categories: Animated, Bootylicious, Health & Fitness, Kirby, Musical, NES, Nintendo, Super Mario Bros, The Legend of Zelda, Video Clips, WarioWare · Leave a comment (99 Comments) |
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Those new Halloween taunts in TF2 make for some good times…
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 4, 2009 · 4:03 AM
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Categories: Halloween, Holidays, Musical, PC, Rockin' Out, Team Fortress 2, Teamwork, Valve Software, Video Clips, Zombies · Leave a comment (64 Comments) |
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Chocolate raaaaaaaain… The other survivors can’t feel my pain!
By SSkye
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 3, 2009 · 9:01 PM
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Categories: Cover Art, Left 4 Dead, Musical, PC, Valve Software, Xbox 360 · Leave a comment (172 Comments) |
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Another Brentalfloss classic, submitted by Makin poring
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 13, 2009 · 5:58 PM
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Categories: Fashion Faux Pas, Mario Kart, Musical, NES, Nintendo, SNES, Super Mario Bros, The Legend of Zelda, TV Shows, Video Clips · Leave a comment (107 Comments) |
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