Fresh from The ‘Floss… a new “had lyrics” video featuring some all new animation! Is this what happened when the Mushroom Kingdom switched to nationalized healthcare?
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Categories: Animated, Bootylicious, Health & Fitness, Kirby, Musical, NES, Nintendo, Super Mario Bros, The Legend of Zelda, Video Clips, WarioWare · Leave a comment (103 Comments) |
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Yeah, go Floss!
Most amazing/hillarious/disturbing song EVAR!
I approve of the awesome viewed here.
I always thought something was wrong with link…who knew it would be hepatitis
He's a Geniuses, Genius!
I went to Dr.Mario the other day and he gave me some pills. I never knew that it was viagra that could make you taste rainbows.
Hey Lois, PEELZ HERE!
Were they skittles?
*Rimshot*
I didnt like it as much as the other Brentalfloss ones though.
I always thought it was all that time travel that had him messed up. Think about it, going through puberty and back continuously and having to repeat the same 3 days of your life over and over again…
I really enjoyed the animation, and it made the song that much better. I hope he does more of this sort of stuff instead of the self indulgent stuff where he just dances in front of the camera… -.-
I just hope that thermometer at the end doesn't go where I think it goes…
It's probably the only Brentalfloss rendition I liked…
but these peelz will sometimes get you the fever or chills
Mario: How did peach get crabs… LUIGGIIIII!!!
But they're still peelz
She probably didn't notice him.
Not to mention putting up with Navi, no wonder he never says anything.
Ha ha ha you fell down
http://www.halolz.com/2009/08/26/plz-do-not-look-…
and
http://www.halolz.com/2009/08/14/tv-cat-is-watchi…
in related images….
Links are screwed.
Heh. I don't really like Dr. Mario, but this has to be some of Brentalfloss's best work.
…OPINION CLASH!!
http://www.halolz.com/2009/08/26/plz-do-not-look-…
http://www.halolz.com/2009/08/14/tv-cat-is-watchi…
better…?
Not just peelz, red, blue, yellow and a mix of all the above peelz
Ya. You should learn how to link things in words.
Type the "less than" symbol (<), then "a", then a space, then "href", than an = sign, then the URL of the thing you want to link, with quotation marks in the front and back of it, then the "greater than" symbol (>). Then, at the end of the word you want the link to appear in, put another "less than" sign, then a slash (/), then another "a", then another "greater than" sign. That should do it.
That fake accent is the best I've ever heard.
"Huh, I think he's dead."
"Well YEAH! You kept shoving pills down his throat! He only had a headache!"
"Being a doctor is HARD."
Altogether, it should look like this, only without the line breaks:
<
a
(space)
href
=
"
(The URL you want to link to)
"
>
(The word you want the link to appear in)
<
/
a
>
FOR THE GOD-EMPEROR!!!
the animation made it even better :D
haha! I knew time travel affected your liver
word, the animation was win
"I am doctor Mario
and I prescribe high-fives
Laugh is the best medicine so
HAHAHA you fell down"
BEST
PART
EVAR!
That was pure genious
only at (w) (w) (w) (DOT) (h.a.l.o.l.z) (dot) (c0m)!
Link is screwed
with hepatitis
Now onto another question, where does he hide those hundreds of larger-than-hand-sized crystals of currency?
Nope, pretty sure it was that one time with Sonic…
-1's are not deserved by differences in opinion.
Whoever -1'd this man is a jackass.
THE EMPEROR'S LIGHT IS MY TORCH! MY FAITH IS MY SHIELD! MY FURY IS MY SWORD!
Thanks, I was wondering how to do that.
Troll, sappin mah e-peen!
Dont you mean Weegee? Weegee is cooler than Luigi.
All she had to do was finish quicker, and they wouldn't have had the time to migrate.
In other words… she was too slow.
Its pretty bad too. The doctor says he has THREE MORE DAYS!
Actually, I think that was his drinking
http://www.halolz.com/2009/09/24/the-legend-of-ze…
Now we know where Louis goes to get a fix. I mean… look! http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=244
GAUNT RUSH
wow how long did this take him
I wonder if mario is where louis is getting all the peelz?
it's funny you should say that… http://t-c-c.deviantart.com/art/Malpractice-13871…
For his sake, I hope they don't treat him by using like-likes.
My dad walked by as soon as Wario's ass was on the screen and Mario started undressing.
Yeah, I'd have to agree with mein on this one. Usually I can't stand those videos, but I thoroughly enjoyed this one.
Ouch.
"I got my degree by watching House and Scrubs and ER"
I hate to do a "my favorite line" post, but this part was funneh.
No I watched ER it's easy.
You mean the nose right??? O GOD THE MENTAL IMAGES!!!!
Good thing this game was made after the invention of colored TV.
*PUSHES*
HAHA how do you like being laughed at!
Well if he actually shoved real peelz down real toad pplz throats that might be illegal.
Dr. Mario: Making a Mockery of the Field of Medicine Since 1990.
Nevertheless, this video was still brilliant.
I'd laugh right back! Right after I kick your legs out from underneath you. Snap!
I can't tell if that was disturbing, adorable or generally amusing…
yay?
No, I watched Scrubs. It's fun as hell, but it kills you inside.
Am I the only one seeing Marios' triforce tatoo at about 48 seconds?
No, I saw House, it's crazy puzzles, but you need peelz.
Dr. Mario would probably have a secret romance with Louis.
Also, it's never lupus. Even if it is lupus.
Giant enemy crabs hitting her weak spot for massive damage.
Agreed. Songs went downhill when it was just close ups of his face. Back to his best I reckon, this was really good. As mentioned fake accent was really good.
lol, Lois. Does Superman know?
Capt. Spelling Error, away! *whoosh*
Wario was bad enough with pants on.
Thank you shawn for burning out my eyes
Chateau Romani… side effects may differ.
Great, first thing I see after I wake up and check out Halolz is Wario's fat naked ass. You've done it again, Handyside.
Peelz here… and here… and here…
No, no you are not.
Wario's ass on front page make me want to avoid halolz
Well my legs are kick proof!
But what if it's a spy?
Then it's sapping your body's cells and tissues! Just like Lupus! But it's NOT Lupus, see? It's NEVER Lupus.
Except that time it was lupus
Which explains why it never is lupus, clearly when it is.
Wrong, he never says anything cuz he was kicked so hard in the crotch. All the sounds he makes are equal to the sound of a grown man crying in pain.
Based off of true history.
Mario isn't just a doctor in the Mushroom Kingdom, you know. He doctors for every corner of the Nintendo universe. Haven't you ever read any of Awkward Zombie's comics? (shameless unpaid advertisement)
Totally makes sense now…
I tried watching it but there must be something wrong with link
http://Www.instantrimshot.com
I believe he puts them…
In his pants,
next to the fish
The only doctor that wouldn't sue for what he has seen?
That was the most disturbing part of this. Not so much that he has a tramp stamp, but that it's from another franchise. SHOW A LITTLE LOVE FOR YOUR OWN KINGDOM, MARIO!
Louis' addiction has become so bad, he's forced to prostitute himself to Dr. Mario for his peelz. ::cue 'Requiem for a Dream'::
You know… I never did check what he gave me. I just had them and hoped I would be ok. Believe me, the side effects were bad!
Louis would come here every day.
…You don't want me to answer this question.
i wanted to see more videos but i think something wrong with link
Round 1 Fight
He didn't do the animation. Someone else did.
Two words…
PEELZ HERE!!!!!
:D
Anyone else scared that his degree is an associate of pasta. I want a doctor that at least has a bachelor of pasta
must be the hepatitis… -.-
"I got my degree by watching house, scrubs and E R"
Also "take it floss"
That animated floss looks cool.
How about your NUTS? *KICK*
*blocks*
NOT THERE ANYWHERE BUT THERE!!!
<insert random joke about lupus>