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Fresh from The ‘Floss… a new “had lyrics” video featuring some all new animation! Is this what happened when the Mushroom Kingdom switched to nationalized healthcare?
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[VIDEO] What if Dr. Mario Had Lyrics?

Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 12, 2009 · 10:34 AM

FAIL

LAME

NOT BAD

PRETTY GOOD

AWESOME

(273 votes, average: 4.68 out of 5)

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Animated, Bootylicious, Health & Fitness, Kirby's Dream Land, Musical, NES, Nintendo, Super Mario Bros, The Legend of Zelda, Video Clips, WarioWare

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3423Comments2009-11-12+15%3A34%3A49Shawn+Handyside to “[VIDEO] What if Dr. Mario Had Lyrics?”

Dracojounin7 on November 12th, 2009 4:05 pm

Yeah, go Floss!
Lohlwhaut on November 12th, 2009 4:09 pm

Most amazing/hillarious/disturbing song EVAR!
I approve of the awesome viewed here.
Badonk on November 12th, 2009 4:24 pm

I always thought something was wrong with link…who knew it would be hepatitis
DClaw on November 12th, 2009 4:32 pm

He's a Geniuses, Genius!
DClaw on November 12th, 2009 4:40 pm

I went to Dr.Mario the other day and he gave me some pills. I never knew that it was viagra that could make you taste rainbows.
MassiveDamage on November 12th, 2009 4:43 pm

Hey Lois, PEELZ HERE!
MassiveDamage on November 12th, 2009 4:45 pm

Were they skittles?
EddRazzell on November 12th, 2009 4:49 pm

*Rimshot*
EddRazzell on November 12th, 2009 4:50 pm

I didnt like it as much as the other Brentalfloss ones though.
Lohlwhaut on November 12th, 2009 5:02 pm

I always thought it was all that time travel that had him messed up. Think about it, going through puberty and back continuously and having to repeat the same 3 days of your life over and over again…
TCC on November 12th, 2009 5:24 pm

I really enjoyed the animation, and it made the song that much better. I hope he does more of this sort of stuff instead of the self indulgent stuff where he just dances in front of the camera… -.-
OrionX on November 12th, 2009 5:33 pm

I just hope that thermometer at the end doesn't go where I think it goes…
meinmattias on November 12th, 2009 5:37 pm

It's probably the only Brentalfloss rendition I liked…
Ataeru on November 12th, 2009 5:58 pm

but these peelz will sometimes get you the fever or chills
Ataeru on November 12th, 2009 6:04 pm

Mario: How did peach get crabs… LUIGGIIIII!!!
MassiveDamage on November 12th, 2009 6:13 pm

But they're still peelz
MassiveDamage on November 12th, 2009 6:14 pm

She probably didn't notice him.
Caelun_Niveus on November 12th, 2009 7:25 pm

Not to mention putting up with Navi, no wonder he never says anything.
AnnieNK on November 12th, 2009 7:32 pm

Ha ha ha you fell down
Caelun_Niveus on November 12th, 2009 7:46 pm

http://www.halolz.com/2009/08/26/plz-do-not-look-…
and
http://www.halolz.com/2009/08/14/tv-cat-is-watchi…
in related images….
Leo058 on November 12th, 2009 7:50 pm

Links are screwed.
Leo058 on November 12th, 2009 7:51 pm

Heh. I don't really like Dr. Mario, but this has to be some of Brentalfloss's best work.
EddRazzell on November 12th, 2009 7:54 pm

…OPINION CLASH!!
Caelun_Niveus on November 12th, 2009 8:03 pm

http://www.halolz.com/2009/08/26/plz-do-not-look-…
http://www.halolz.com/2009/08/14/tv-cat-is-watchi…
better…?
BitHawk on November 12th, 2009 8:06 pm

Not just peelz, red, blue, yellow and a mix of all the above peelz
Leo058 on November 12th, 2009 8:07 pm

Ya. You should learn how to link things in words.
Type the "less than" symbol (<), then "a", then a space, then "href", than an = sign, then the URL of the thing you want to link, with quotation marks in the front and back of it, then the "greater than" symbol (>). Then, at the end of the word you want the link to appear in, put another "less than" sign, then a slash (/), then another "a", then another "greater than" sign. That should do it.
Marzen on November 12th, 2009 8:11 pm

That fake accent is the best I've ever heard.

"Huh, I think he's dead."
"Well YEAH! You kept shoving pills down his throat! He only had a headache!"
"Being a doctor is HARD."
Leo058 on November 12th, 2009 8:13 pm

Altogether, it should look like this, only without the line breaks:
<
a
(space)
href
=
"
(The URL you want to link to)
"
>
(The word you want the link to appear in)
<
/
a
>
Caelun_Niveus on November 12th, 2009 8:15 pm

FOR THE GOD-EMPEROR!!!
kirbyownsyou97 on November 12th, 2009 8:24 pm

the animation made it even better :D
MrRaccoon on November 12th, 2009 8:24 pm

haha! I knew time travel affected your liver
MrRaccoon on November 12th, 2009 8:25 pm

word, the animation was win
MrRaccoon on November 12th, 2009 8:28 pm

"I am doctor Mario
and I prescribe high-fives
Laugh is the best medicine so
HAHAHA you fell down"

BEST
PART
EVAR!

That was pure genious
Miketuu on November 12th, 2009 8:36 pm

only at (w) (w) (w) (DOT) (h.a.l.o.l.z) (dot) (c0m)!
MrRaccoon on November 12th, 2009 8:37 pm

Link is screwed
with hepatitis
Miketuu on November 12th, 2009 8:43 pm

Now onto another question, where does he hide those hundreds of larger-than-hand-sized crystals of currency?
Alpar on November 12th, 2009 8:48 pm

Nope, pretty sure it was that one time with Sonic…
Leo058 on November 12th, 2009 9:01 pm

-1's are not deserved by differences in opinion.
Whoever -1'd this man is a jackass.
Caelun_Niveus on November 12th, 2009 9:05 pm

THE EMPEROR'S LIGHT IS MY TORCH! MY FAITH IS MY SHIELD! MY FURY IS MY SWORD!

Thanks, I was wondering how to do that.
EddRazzell on November 12th, 2009 9:10 pm

Troll, sappin mah e-peen!
EddRazzell on November 12th, 2009 9:11 pm

Dont you mean Weegee? Weegee is cooler than Luigi.
Leo058 on November 12th, 2009 9:11 pm

All she had to do was finish quicker, and they wouldn't have had the time to migrate.

In other words… she was too slow.
BurnoutSpartan on November 12th, 2009 9:42 pm

Its pretty bad too. The doctor says he has THREE MORE DAYS!
TheAceOfSkulls on November 12th, 2009 9:57 pm

Actually, I think that was his drinking
http://www.halolz.com/2009/09/24/the-legend-of-ze…
nobrain on November 12th, 2009 10:19 pm

Now we know where Louis goes to get a fix. I mean… look! http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=244
Acrazymonke on November 12th, 2009 10:21 pm

GAUNT RUSH
Acrazymonke on November 12th, 2009 10:28 pm

wow how long did this take him
Zabrio on November 12th, 2009 10:45 pm

I wonder if mario is where louis is getting all the peelz?
TCC on November 12th, 2009 11:04 pm

it's funny you should say that… http://t-c-c.deviantart.com/art/Malpractice-13871…
Cheat2Win on November 12th, 2009 11:19 pm

For his sake, I hope they don't treat him by using like-likes.
IndianCHAN on November 12th, 2009 11:28 pm

My dad walked by as soon as Wario's ass was on the screen and Mario started undressing.
Rocker23220 on November 12th, 2009 11:35 pm

Yeah, I'd have to agree with mein on this one. Usually I can't stand those videos, but I thoroughly enjoyed this one.
GameboyPATH on November 12th, 2009 11:38 pm

Ouch.
Rory_m on November 12th, 2009 11:38 pm

I tried watching it but there must be something wrong with link
http://Www.instantrimshot.com
GameboyPATH on November 12th, 2009 11:38 pm

"I got my degree by watching House and Scrubs and ER"

I hate to do a "my favorite line" post, but this part was funneh.
shadow649 on November 12th, 2009 11:50 pm

No I watched ER it's easy.
shadow649 on November 12th, 2009 11:52 pm

You mean the nose right??? O GOD THE MENTAL IMAGES!!!!
shadow649 on November 12th, 2009 11:53 pm

Good thing this game was made after the invention of colored TV.
shadow649 on November 12th, 2009 11:56 pm

*PUSHES*
HAHA how do you like being laughed at!
shadow649 on November 12th, 2009 11:58 pm

Well if he actually shoved real peelz down real toad pplz throats that might be illegal.
AreUExperienced on November 13th, 2009 12:05 am

Dr. Mario: Making a Mockery of the Field of Medicine Since 1990.

Nevertheless, this video was still brilliant.
AnnieNK on November 13th, 2009 12:28 am

I'd laugh right back! Right after I kick your legs out from underneath you. Snap!
clfreak on November 13th, 2009 12:34 am

I can't tell if that was disturbing, adorable or generally amusing…
yay?
Leo058 on November 13th, 2009 12:52 am

No, I watched Scrubs. It's fun as hell, but it kills you inside.
Seaofwishes on November 13th, 2009 1:04 am

Am I the only one seeing Marios' triforce tatoo at about 48 seconds?
ArmyOfMidgets on November 13th, 2009 1:21 am

No, I saw House, it's crazy puzzles, but you need peelz.
ArmyOfMidgets on November 13th, 2009 1:22 am

Dr. Mario would probably have a secret romance with Louis.
OrionX on November 13th, 2009 1:24 am

Also, it's never lupus. Even if it is lupus.
Nick Soapdish on November 13th, 2009 1:36 am

Giant enemy crabs hitting her weak spot for massive damage.
Nick Soapdish on November 13th, 2009 1:37 am

Agreed. Songs went downhill when it was just close ups of his face. Back to his best I reckon, this was really good. As mentioned fake accent was really good.
Nick Soapdish on November 13th, 2009 1:39 am

lol, Lois. Does Superman know?
Capt. Spelling Error, away! *whoosh*
KiruBananers on November 13th, 2009 1:59 am

Wario was bad enough with pants on.
Thank you shawn for burning out my eyes
Leo058 on November 13th, 2009 2:10 am

Chateau Romani… side effects may differ.
Jet_Sparrow on November 13th, 2009 2:11 am

Great, first thing I see after I wake up and check out Halolz is Wario's fat naked ass. You've done it again, Handyside.
Leo058 on November 13th, 2009 2:14 am

Peelz here… and here… and here…
Leo058 on November 13th, 2009 2:14 am

No, no you are not.
Someguy5031 on November 13th, 2009 2:26 am

Wario's ass on front page make me want to avoid halolz
shadow649 on November 13th, 2009 2:31 am

Well my legs are kick proof!
shadow649 on November 13th, 2009 2:32 am

But what if it's a spy?
Marzen on November 13th, 2009 2:51 am

Then it's sapping your body's cells and tissues! Just like Lupus! But it's NOT Lupus, see? It's NEVER Lupus.
MrRaccoon on November 13th, 2009 3:06 am

Except that time it was lupus
Lohlwhaut on November 13th, 2009 3:27 am

Which explains why it never is lupus, clearly when it is.
Lohlwhaut on November 13th, 2009 3:28 am

Wrong, he never says anything cuz he was kicked so hard in the crotch. All the sounds he makes are equal to the sound of a grown man crying in pain.
Lohlwhaut on November 13th, 2009 3:29 am

Based off of true history.
Lohlwhaut on November 13th, 2009 3:31 am

Mario isn't just a doctor in the Mushroom Kingdom, you know. He doctors for every corner of the Nintendo universe. Haven't you ever read any of Awkward Zombie's comics? (shameless unpaid advertisement)
Lohlwhaut on November 13th, 2009 3:32 am

Totally makes sense now…
PaladinVance on November 13th, 2009 4:47 am

I believe he puts them…
In his pants,
next to the fish
MrRaccoon on November 13th, 2009 4:59 am

The only doctor that wouldn't sue for what he has seen?
KidWithTheFace on November 13th, 2009 5:25 am

That was the most disturbing part of this. Not so much that he has a tramp stamp, but that it's from another franchise. SHOW A LITTLE LOVE FOR YOUR OWN KINGDOM, MARIO!
KidWithTheFace on November 13th, 2009 5:27 am

Louis' addiction has become so bad, he's forced to prostitute himself to Dr. Mario for his peelz. ::cue 'Requiem for a Dream'::
DClaw on November 13th, 2009 10:01 am

You know… I never did check what he gave me. I just had them and hoped I would be ok. Believe me, the side effects were bad!
MyApologies on November 13th, 2009 1:17 pm

Louis would come here every day.
Leo058 on November 13th, 2009 1:43 pm

…You don't want me to answer this question.
rory_m on November 13th, 2009 2:40 pm

i wanted to see more videos but i think something wrong with link
rory_m on November 13th, 2009 2:47 pm

Round 1 Fight
Leo058 on November 13th, 2009 4:38 pm

He didn't do the animation. Someone else did.
WolfClawMcJew on November 14th, 2009 5:02 am

Two words…
PEELZ HERE!!!!!
:D
VyseRogueKing on November 14th, 2009 9:28 pm

Anyone else scared that his degree is an associate of pasta. I want a doctor that at least has a bachelor of pasta
TCC on November 14th, 2009 10:29 pm

must be the hepatitis… -.-
Santy on November 15th, 2009 7:58 pm

"I got my degree by watching house, scrubs and E R"
Also "take it floss"
That animated floss looks cool.
Santy on November 15th, 2009 8:00 pm

How about your NUTS? *KICK*
shadow649 on November 16th, 2009 2:06 am

*blocks*
NOT THERE ANYWHERE BUT THERE!!!
dekuskrub1 on November 16th, 2009 8:41 pm

<insert random joke about lupus>

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