TV Cat is watching you masterbate

Bad kitty! Get off the screen! Someone find the spray bottle!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 14, 2009 · 2:21 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (160 votes, average: 3.63 out of 5)
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Awkward Moments, BlazBlue, Extreme CloseUp, LOLCATS, Paranoia, Playstation, Sneak Attack, Xbox 360

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65 Responses to “TV Cat is watching you masterbate”

  1. lol on August 14th, 2009 6:46 pm

    Yes, im a master of the bate

  2. stork on August 14th, 2009 6:46 pm

    this wouldn't be the first time that cat has seen me do it

  3. BiIIy on August 14th, 2009 7:16 pm

    There can be only one watching cat!

    Ceiling cat vs TV Cat, FIGHT!

  4. Don on August 14th, 2009 7:23 pm

    There's supposed to be a U in there…

  5. kirbyownsyou97 on August 14th, 2009 7:28 pm

    ORLY?

  6. Badonk on August 14th, 2009 7:30 pm

    The Wheel of fate is turning!
    MASTERBATE!

  7. EJade on August 14th, 2009 7:30 pm

    Even when the tv is off?

  8. Corenator on August 14th, 2009 7:36 pm

    (after a lengthy "sword" fight)

    FINAL OUGI!!
    *bathroom stall doors open, and Bang impales the opponent on his PINGAS of Justice*
    ASTRAL FINISH!!

  9. Taiho on August 14th, 2009 7:38 pm

    Would TV cat like to help?

  10. Badonk on August 14th, 2009 7:40 pm

    only if he's been De-clawed

  11. Badonk on August 14th, 2009 7:41 pm

    Flawless Finish!

  12. hoboman on August 14th, 2009 7:59 pm

    Boom in your face TV Cat! What's that you want another?! Well have all you want Ahahahahahaha!

  13. codemaster525 on August 14th, 2009 8:20 pm

    *Reference flies away from codemaster525*

  14. kirbyownsyou97 on August 14th, 2009 8:38 pm

    i brought j00 teh referance, but i eated it.

  15. Taiho on August 14th, 2009 9:44 pm

    TV cat is a she, at least according to the manual. Though Arksys has tricked us before.

  16. pinecone2654 on August 14th, 2009 11:37 pm

    I couldn't help it Boobie Lady D:
    ~nyaa

  17. ballzach77 on August 14th, 2009 11:40 pm

    TV Cat, have mercy on me!!!!

    Can't I get any privacy around here!

  18. Caelun_Niveus on August 15th, 2009 12:05 am

    TV cat sees your "GIGANTIC TAGER!!!"
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  19. Last on August 14th, 2009 8:07 pm

    so thats who its been this whole time. thats good to know for awile now I thought santa was stalking me again

  20. DeathJam on August 15th, 2009 12:53 am

    Ok, someone mind telling me what the anime/game is? Because if it's an anime, i wanna watch it.

  21. MasqueNoMercy on August 15th, 2009 1:53 am

    blazblue available for download on XLA, or PSN

  22. Badonk on August 15th, 2009 1:55 am

    is it? i thought it was only available hard copy

  23. MasqueNoMercy on August 15th, 2009 1:57 am

    great, now i have to look it up :-\\

  24. MasqueNoMercy on August 15th, 2009 2:00 am

    well damn, youre right… time to walk away in shame.. to the theme of the incredible hulk TV show ending theme

  25. MasqueNoMercy on August 15th, 2009 2:00 am

    well damn, youre right… time to walk away in shame.. to the theme of the incredible hulk TV show ending theme

  26. KingofRetards on August 15th, 2009 2:37 am

    *fap*fap*fap*fap*fa- GOD DAMNIT IT'S ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE CATS… Oh well *fap*fap*fap*

  27. ThePinkSpartan on August 15th, 2009 2:48 am

    Very true.

    Raise hand if you're gay for Bridget. *raises hand*

  28. ThePinkSpartan on August 15th, 2009 2:51 am

    *comforting shoulder pat* There there. Everybody has retard moments.

  29. ThePinkSpartan on August 15th, 2009 2:57 am

    TV cat is an aerial combo queen, therefore TV cat wins.

  30. ThePinkSpartan on August 15th, 2009 3:00 am

    Those little extra cartoons are hilarious.

    Of course 'Boobie Lady' is one of my favourite characters. I love the characters with independant weapons.

  31. Dylaan on August 15th, 2009 3:22 am

    Where's Domo when you need him!?

  32. Masterluigi452 on August 15th, 2009 3:33 am

    Even I had that moment too.
    I wonder if KoR and MrRaccoon did have this kind of moment though…

  33. Masterluigi452 on August 15th, 2009 3:34 am

    Then where is your move?
    SHOW ME YOUR MOVES!!

  34. Badonk on August 15th, 2009 4:26 am

    i think you where thinking of Marvel vs capcom 2

  35. Wiibejammin on August 15th, 2009 5:09 am

    Brainfarts are not uncommon

  36. Wiibejammin on August 15th, 2009 5:18 am

    i gotta buy this game….

  37. Wiibejammin on August 15th, 2009 5:19 am

    Dammit cat move! im trying to watch porn!

  38. theevilone4 on August 15th, 2009 2:55 am

    Why are you so mean to TV Cat? TV Cat only wanted to watch you.

  39. Taiho on August 15th, 2009 8:42 am

    And Justice.

  40. Daifuku on August 15th, 2009 10:51 am

    ….what about the ceiling wolves?

  41. Daifuku on August 15th, 2009 10:53 am

    as to KingofRetards, just look at the name…..

    as for rac, i've not seen him have one that i can remember

  42. Daifuku on August 15th, 2009 10:54 am

    *reference gets rebounded off of wolf and redirected into your head*

    HEADSHOT!!!

  43. Daifuku on August 15th, 2009 10:54 am

    and participate later on…with the SANDPAPER TONGUE!!!

  44. Burnt Eyes on August 15th, 2009 11:49 am

    ESPECIALLY when the TV is off!

  45. MasqueNoMercy on August 15th, 2009 2:34 pm

    yes… uuhhh sure… thats EXACTLY what i was thinking of… yes… definitely…

  46. frencho on August 15th, 2009 4:09 pm

    CREAMY FATALITY

  47. MAHNAMEZTOOLONG on August 15th, 2009 5:36 pm

    Why is she breathing on the tv screen if she's seeing you masturbate?

  48. DeathJam on August 15th, 2009 6:49 pm

    XLA? What the fuck is that? (i'm an sexbox whore and i ain't heard of it)

  49. Banette on August 15th, 2009 8:11 pm

    Maybe she's really, really interested?

    Maybe it excites her?

    I dunno.

  50. Banette on August 15th, 2009 8:12 pm

    Now, Tao, you know that watching men masturbate isn't what you need to become a great vigilante, right?

    Silly cat.

  51. Banette on August 15th, 2009 8:14 pm

    Xbox Live Arcade. *nod*

  52. DeathJam on August 15th, 2009 11:24 pm

    Ah, me no usey arcade… t'is the reason i never heard of it… or seen it called XLA at least.

  53. Corenator on August 16th, 2009 2:14 am

    If y'all can believe it, this is my first viewing of that video…

    …I haven't laughed that hard in years.

  54. Badonk on August 16th, 2009 7:15 pm

    holy fucking asscrackers… im going to go buy blazblue now

  55. Link_09 on August 16th, 2009 10:27 pm

    Cant Let you do tha--
    INCOMING ENEMY FROM THE REAR, DROP ALTITUDE!

  56. Badonk on August 17th, 2009 1:51 am

    Go buy Castle Crashers, geometry wars, and Marvel Vs capcom 2 now!

  57. ThePinkSpartan on August 17th, 2009 5:28 am

    Wrong game.

  58. Daifuku on August 17th, 2009 11:05 am

    Geometry wars……….*drools*

    wish i could still play that over here D:<!!!

  59. Banette on August 17th, 2009 10:09 pm

    But… Justice is female… I… think. D:

    Because Justice is Dizzy's… mom? I think. D:

  60. MercenaryX on August 18th, 2009 1:36 am

    I think she likes it and wants to help

  61. KingHoboVI on August 18th, 2009 10:16 am

    Get Battlefield 1943 and splosion man!

  62. Taiho on August 19th, 2009 11:43 am

    look at the codpiece and tell me it's not a trap.

  63. Zaijin on September 3rd, 2009 12:48 pm

    this is a character from the fighting game BlazBlue :O called Taokaka

  64. brak on September 13th, 2009 10:26 pm

    and liking it

  65. TheAceOfSkulls on October 20th, 2009 3:05 am

    Something tells me you've had a bad experience in the past.

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