Another Brentalfloss classic, submitted by Makin poring
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 13, 2009 · 5:58 PM
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Sweet zombie Jesus! Did you know the site has over 2,000 lolz? 
Inb4 this comic.
That's all I could think of. >.> Bad images.
Gay.
If you were gay, it would be Okaay~
…Can a fungus even be gay?
Nintendo does have a thing with… how do I put it?
Unusual, maybe even disturbing, characters?
Tingle makes me cringe.
Then… is toadette a lesbian?
I thinks someone's going to make a pic about that…
So I herd u liek Mushrooms
Toad raping me. ;-;
Fungay
What has been seen cannot be unseen!!!
Need an eye bleacher here!!!
Sure Toad may be gay, but he has one big secret that almost nobody knows.
Here is the link.
Prepare yourself…
http://masterluigi452.deviantart.com/art/Toad-136...
If someone doesn't kill Brentalfloss in one hour, I'm blowing up a hospital. I shit you not.
In case you didn't go to youtube, here is the lyric that I got from the description of the video.
Have you met Toad?
Hes Princess Peach's PA
Just between us, I think he's definitely gay
You may not agree, but listen close and you'll see
He's very likely to be a big gay
(Big gay)
He shops for shoes like Aretha Franklin in a big hat store
He's a Judy idolizer, with facial moisturizer galore
(Gay gay gay gay gay)
He loves ballet
And he owns the Golden Girls on DVD
He went to seminary
Link says hes a fairy for sure
(And Link knows his fairies)
On the other hand, he may just be metro
Plenty of guys are goin' that way, today-ay
And if he's gay, we still would like
(Would like)
Would like
(Would like)
Him an-
(Him an-)
-y way!
That's my friend Toad,
So yeah he's definitely gay
It's not his fault, they cultivated him that way
He says that hes bi, we're pretty sure its a lie,
But either way a fungi, who says "haayy!"
If it's No Mercy hospital, I'm cool with it. Not like I need to be rescued from infected.
plus one because i hate him too.
Save the peels!
I really dislike brentalfloss, but i do respect him for at least TRYING to be funny. so, i'm gonna 3/5 this.
That was FAAAABULOUS!
Thankfully a Brentalfloss video that doesn't feature close ups of his face for the majority of the thing.
Honestly what do we expect from something that looks like a little penis with a vest and appendages. I guess is Toad was in 'Bowser's Inside Story' it'd take on a whole new meaning, amirite?
That was FAAAABULOUS!
Thankfully a Brentalfloss video that doesn't feature close ups of his face for the majority of the thing.
Honestly what do we expect from something that looks like a little penis with a vest and appendages. I guess is Toad was in 'Bowser's Inside Story' it'd take on a whole new meaning, amirite? *nudge* *nudge* *wink* *wink*
That was FAAAABULOUS!
Thankfully a Brentalfloss video that doesn't feature close ups of his face for the majority of the thing.
Honestly what do we expect from something that looks like a little penis with a vest and appendages. I guess is Toad was in 'Bowser's Inside Story' it'd take on a whole new meaning, amirite? *nudge* *nudge* *wink* *wink*
Nah, fuzzy is where it's at.
http://yoshifuzzy.ytmnd.com/
Well, at least Birdo kind looks like a chi-*random person whispers in ear*-WHAT?!?
Well, at least Birdo kind looks like a chi-*random person whispers in ear*-WHAT?!? DX
Well, at least Birdo kind looks like a chi-*random person whispers in ear*-WHAT?!?
DX
Rainbow Road isn't just a race track, you know.
Can't let you do that Coodoo.
"I HAVE FURY!" – Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga
"Your lives that I spit on are but a caricature of a cartoon drawn by a kid who is stupid!" – Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga
"So! The fink-rats come at last!" – Mario & Luigi" Superstar Saga
"I am waiting like an elevator." – Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time
"Red and green put the fog of rage in my eyes and my mind goes crazy!" – Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time
"I WILL HAVE FURY! I LAUGH AT DEFEAT! I FIGHT WITH RAGE! I HURT YOUR FACES!" – Mario & Luigi" Partners in Time
"I HAVE CHORTLES!" – Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story
"A WINNER IS YOU!" – Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story
"Beef? I am lacking in beef. Fawful is beefless." – Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story
"I HAVE FAWFUL!" – Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story
"Fawful is on the cozy couch, sipping tea that laughs at you!" – Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story
"All who resist will be beat like naughty little eggs!" – Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story
"Oh, I am feeling the power! It high-fives Fawful's face!" – Mario & Luigi Bowser's Inside Story
"Now a Midbus battle will unfold like an angry dip of many layers on the chips of wildest hopes!" – Mario & Luigi Bowser's Inside Story
"I have… DARKNESS!" – Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story
"SUPER PEACH'S CASTLE OF FURY!" – Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story
I think the above quotes are funnier. Fawful wins.
Let's not forget Pavé from Animal Crossing. That's homsexuality at its finest.
That does sound awkward… Eew…
Is this why peach uses toad as defence in SSB =O
Falcon TOAD!
or, toaduken!
Peach used gay! I mean toad! It's super effective!
etc etc.
We'll get no sympathy from Toad.
I mean 'cause hey, I'd like you an-y-way~
He's wearing a Velour vest and prances about like a kid in a candy store. I'm surprised nobody noticed it before.
Cause now you see~ if it were me~
my thaughts exactly
but if it were MEEEEEEEEEEEE
id be free to say that i was gay~
ha a punny gay joke
yes
look at saibermen
they latch onto your back, rape you then their orgasm is exploding
i dont need his sympathy
You are right about one thing.
Fawful is the funniest character in Nintendo.
NP states that.
does he really say "A winner is you"? Because that would be pretty awesome.
HEY! LISTEN! HEY! LISTEN! HEY! LISTEN!
Link really does know his fairies!
…HEY! LISTEN!
Heeeeeey!!!
Heeeeeey!!!
"Mushroom, mushroom maan, (mushroom man, yeah)
I want to be, a mushroom man.
Mushroom, mushroom maan, (mushroom maan, yeah)
I want to be, a mushroom man!"
I always knew something was wrong with him…….
Then there's all the things that could be construed from Pokeymans. There's simply too much material for one post to handle ._.
Well…they technically don't have a sex. So…yes???
We really should have prepared ourselves…
you missed his best quote
I am the delicious mustard on the tasty sandwich that is your doom I HAVE FURY!!
someone is popular? I must hate them NOW.
cry some more! /heavy
It's not that hard to get someone to hate you, is it?
Don't bash me for copying Captain Obvious, but homosexuals are gay.
inb4hefightsforhisfriends
SAY HEY LISTEN AGAIN MOTHER !@#$ER
SAY HEY LISTEN I DARE YOU
I DOUBLE DARE YOU SAY HEY LISTEN AGAIN
Actually, he fights for the storyline. Because your princess is in another castle…
No it's not. I'm probably hated as well. Do I care? Fuck no.
Grabbin' Peelz!
Quote is credit to team :3
WIN.
ERECTIN AN EYE BLEACHER!
Yeah he does.
Bowser's inside story
Well, there IS that one song where Bowser keeps bringing up KY…
HEY! LISTEN!
Fungay?
hmm… im inclined to think this is false. Toad does tend to spend quit alot of time in peach's wizard sleeve
inb4Paulrus
Maybe it will be Pau… DAMN IT!
Or Eric Cartman:''He's a gay homosexual!''
Toad's grabbin' Beelz!
You know, you got more points copy/pasting lyrics of a Brentalfloss than I did for making a witty L4D Beatles parody. Let's what will happen when we put another one beside it!
My e-peen's lowly,
Want to reply,
Yes it's lowly,
Want to reply,
If it ain't dead already,
I've run out of cyanide.
In the mornin',
Want to reply,
In the evenin',
Want to reply,
If it ain't gone already,
I've posted something wry.
Use flowers in the day,
Mushrooms when it's night!
Toad's the one that's gay,
The one zombies don't wanna fight!
My e-peen's lowly,
Want to reply,
Yes it's lowly,
Want to reply,
If it ain't gone already,
I've posted something wry.
*Swing beat*
Now to see how far your Beatles knowledge goes!
This video is gay.
This video is gay.
but…there was an entire town of toads in Bowser, it had a shop, a bar, an info desk, and a clothing store o.Ô…he sucked up most of the inhabitants of peach's castle…
Since Shawn seems to be busy I'll post this just for the lolz
http://steffanic.deviantart.com/art/GM-81-Bullet-...
Isn't Peach the Princess of Mushrooms?
Plenty of people notice…we just don't make music vids about it
He might not be there of his own free will Ô_Ô…he might be getting paid to be a wepon in SSBB
He's grabbin' all he can!
+5!!!
New record!!!
So that's how Bullet Billpocalypse happened!!!
http://ryanericsongcanlas.files.wordpress.com/200...
Even the fangirls didn't make one yet.
By the double-negative property would that make him straight? :/
SPY SAPPIN MA EYE BLEACHER!
…I just noticed that…
Lol they have a skin for that for the rockets. Had it, but the skins almost killed my game.
EYE BLEACHER DOWN!
You know, you got more points copy/pasting lyrics of a Brentalfloss than I did for making a witty Beatles parody. Let's what will happen when we put another one beside it!
My e-peen's lowly,
Want to reply,
Yes it's lowly,
Want to reply,
If it ain't gone already,
I've posted something wry.
In the mornin',
Want to reply,
In the evenin',
Want to reply,
If it ain't gone already,
I've posted something wry.
Use flowers in the day,
Mushrooms when it's night!
Toad's the one that's gay,
The one zombies don't wanna fight!
My e-peen's lowly,
Want to reply,
Yes it's lowly,
Want to reply,
If it ain't gone already,
I've posted something wry.
*Swing beat*
Now to see how far your Beatles knowledge goes!
Who's PauDAMNIT?
Your mother. That's who :3
You use wizard sleeve?! I only knew one other person who uses that.
I was never on your eyes…
Should i have used funny fish? O.o
On the Golden girls thing…Their is one person that can have the DVD and not be gay.
DEADPOOL!
OMG really? Just for that, I'm going to sign up to be a member. God bless you, Leo058, and thanks as well.
It's what I do.
As soon as I heard that ANNOYING LOUD BITCHY voice on the 64, I knew I was in for a ride through Hell.
I'd tap that.
Nope. like dai said, WHO GIVES A FUCK! it's all people who i'll never meet in person.
O RLY? http://www.duelinganalogs.com/comic/2009/02/11/ra...
*smack*
so it was YOU that stole my weed hidden in the closet under charlie sheen's left foot.
THIEF! ATTACK!