
Chocolate raaaaaaaain… The other survivors can’t feel my pain!
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Email your video game related LOLZ to and if it's good we'll post it!
Sweet zombie Jesus! Did you know the site has over 2,000 lolz? 
This game has deeper meanings then one first notices.
Maybe the Umbrellas are made of chocolate!
I keep forgetting to put my Halolz name when I send these, second time my submission had my real name.
Chocalte Helicopter,Chocolate Rain ,just hope that Coach doesnt mistake Mudman for Chocolate Zumbie
Or this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0w5neFPat1w
maybe the rain…maybe it's made of chocolate
Well, at least one of them is happy about it.
Tay Zonday cracks me up! XD
He doesn't realize everyone's laughing AT him! Ha haaaaa…
So how baht dat coach?
ZOMBIE RAIN!
THEY WILL KILL YOU AND THEN EAT YOUR BRAIN!
Necrophilia is alright as long as she cries?
I'm imagining a microphone on his left and that's why he's leaning to his right…
Fixed them both! :D
Some stay dry while others feel the stain!
I would be so happy, I would probably wet myself with glee and come the instant I herd!
The zombies are now in DEEP shit!
(The guy's voice is ridiculously deep, deep shit, it's deep, yes? no? lobster?)
Be prepared for some chocolate pain !@#$%
He moves away from the tank to get peelz.
*moves away from the horde to reload*
Niet!
NO!
Is not possible!
Cracka you racist, but only when it's raining.
SHAWN HANDYSIDE IS KREDEIT TO TEEM!
I AM THE GREAT MIGHTY POO AND I'M GOING TO THROW MY SHIT AT YOU!
That Shawn Hadyside is a spy!
Shawn sapping my submission*goes cry to the corner*
just kidding,Shawn never sapped my submissions because i never send one
Oh yeah, I would be scared if I were a zombie with diabetus
You speak blasphemy! You will hang for this, Hakokoro! I swear it!
Diabeetus? Oh god damn you to hell, Raccoon! I just forgot that!
Just like you forgot…
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That coach is a spy!
Thanks
The reply! SHE MAKES NO SENSE!
FOOLS! You have deceived the natural balance of reality!
Good sir, when you make 3000 persons lose the game on the same day like I did, you already have won it
I can't get over the Coach…I bet I know his favorite kind of flower!
…Once we get out of here, I wanna go for a ride on YOUR bike!
ZOMBIE RAIN
TAKE SOME PILLS TO EASE YOUR PAIN
You can't win the game no matter what. You can only win at the game of making others think of the game, which is not the game itself.
What's your favorite kind of peel?
Mine's chocolate!
Think I forgot about you, Smoker?
*DUHN DUHN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHN*
Ugh… my brains….
*CRUNCH*
played the xbox demo and im now sad
ZOMBIE RAIN
RUN INTO A ROOM AND SAY THAT YOU WON'T DIE
ZOMBIE RAIN
ZOOM THE CAMERA OUT AND SEE THE LIE
ZOMBIE RAIN
BE CAREFUL NOT TO STARTLE THE WITCH
ZOMBIE RAIN
HUNTER'S AN ANNOYING SUN'VABITCH
now badonk just needs to find someone with a deep enough voice to sing that… good luck! :D
Yanno. the picture and caption made me chuckle till i saw the face. Then i just laughed so loud it woke my dog up.
Obviously, the chocolate rain is actually a crap load of bullets being shot from the chocolate helicopter
>.>
<.<
*changes deep baritone voice to tenor*
NOT ME!!!
But….
I want to ride my bycicle!
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bycicle!
I want to ride it where I like!
WHO SINDS THE GAME TO DEFEAT ME?!?!
Some stay dry? The buildings are full of zombies and IT'S RAINING FUCKIN BUCKETS!!!
Shut your ignorance up!
ZOMBIE RAIN
THE T-VIRUS CRASHING THROUGH YOUR VAINS
(Wrong games, but oh well :D)
Man, I even got the deep voice to boot! I've been meaning to finish the entire song and put it on Youtube. One of these days.
C-c-c-combo Breaker!
You spelled Veins wrong -.-
I serve one and one only, good sir.
Wolf.
Wolf sends the game to defeat you.
Yet you cannot lose the game, for there is no porn of it. And if there is no porn, it cannot exist. "NO EXCPTIONS"
Now if only I could find that motivational poster again…. stupid f!#$ing rapper
I like super deluxe triple chocolate with caramel and nuts. +4000 max hp and extra ammo and faster reloading!
*Senax alerted the horde!*
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM ~chocolate!
well….. the….. um… zombies stay dry?
hmm.. There's gonna be alot of Chocolate Rain mic-spamming on this map methinks….
Get away from my bike, Doc.
Wolf? Pah. My dark god could totally kick your dark god's ass.
YOU DARE SEND THE GAME TO MY LAIR?? YOU MUST DIE!!
Hey, I had just woken up, cut me some slack D:
What has been seen…cannot be unseen.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_EEUZY1nIM
It rains chocolate at 35 seconds.
Good sir, no offense intended, but your dark god is about as classy compared to Wolf as Tetris is compared to Halo. I am quite sorry, but it is true.
Good god, Senax! Gouge out my eyes, why don't you!
…
…
…
In retaliation, I quote from VGcats:
"'TANK!' Bill screamed, his nipples erect. A hot molotov throbbed in his hands."
Beat THAT for L4D creepiness!
Au contrare, sir, she is very classy.
Ok. *puts slack on the rope holding Marzen over a pit of lava…I mean MAGMA*
I came. SWIMMING POOLS.
The zombies fled when they saw.
I can't let you kill that, Roflcopter!
I just drew a picture of the word THE and GAME having sex.
Thus, it now exists. :D
*slips down on the rope slightly*
Do you expect me to talk?
When and where?
No, Marzen…
He expects you to DIE…
The reference! You got it!
High five!
Imagine zombies with chocolate blood. Messy!
But how would they get infected that way?
Now, now… just because he's delusional doesn't mean we should let him know…
Then you misspoke, she is a dark GODDESS…
I… do not know… you have defeated me…
Oh, while I'm thinking about it, about that group for Wolf, like the church of Falcon, but for Wolf.
Hahaha yes yes very nice reference understanding.
Of course you still DIE. Tally-ho, old chap! *cuts the rope*
Are my references THAT obscure?
The equivalent of satanists IRL
I defeated you the moment you laid eyes upon me.
Ok, anyway, I mentioned it because I was wondering if i could join.
That, and Wolf still bests her. It's a widely known fact that women cannot be on or even touch the internet in any way, shape or form. Any 'woman' met on the internet is clearly a trap.
oh yeah? RULE 28 MUTHAFUKKA! :O
http://leet-master-dai.deviantart.com/journal/275...
… how does a molotov throb? o.O
You'd be suprised…Maybe there was an incident with the Chocolate Helicopter
No-one can outsmart chocolate bullet!
Great, now I feel all my effort was useless
sorry, his was more recent. -,-
I don't get ALL references… I'm young and have much to learn. But dont worry, I'll stay away from the darker side. Cookie if you get the reference BESIDES Star Wars.
Of course the rain is hard! Its made of chocolate.
At least I think its chocolate….
I hope its chocolate….
I beg of you…DON@T GO INTO DETAIL!
Mine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! get your own!!!!!!!!!!! CHOCOLATE? CHOCOLATE! CHOCOOOOOOOOOOLOAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
I suppose they count, zombies are people to!
I think….erm..eh?
Count Chocula
Sure, alright. You're in.
Coach: TIME TO BRING DOWN THE CHOCOLATE (b)PAIN(b/), BITCH!!!
She cares not for your grammar corrections.
Good sir, forgive me if I am mistaken, but are you implying that Millenia is a trap?
rule 17 MUTHAFUKKA! :O
http://leet-master-dai.deviantart.com/journal/275...
GREAT SCOT! :O
That depends.
Does Millenia play a female character online?
Clearly I'm already in it :D
I beg of you…MOAR SAUCE!
Ctrl + Alt + Del?
Lamest.
God.
EVER.
Ha Ha love the face!
So do I, Burn…so do I!
Hahaha your all alone in page 2, Tenck.
Oh wait…
So are me and Daifuku ._.
Three's a party I guess. Who's in charge of the booze?
You just won this thread
Strike one. SEVEN gods.
*Flies down, high-fives Marzen, flies back up*
I'll let you handle that, I'm in charge of the food! I'll bring Sandviches and Falcon Punch and…
Teach me the way, oh master…
Definitely lobster…
Imagine Lucky, the Trix Rabbit, and that Honeycombs thing as Infected…
Don't forget the BONK!
Nein.
Does it count that mine is made of eight gods/goddesses?
Hm?
Ha ha!
No.
We shall miss him dearly.
Well, looks like Red Team wins this round. See you next round, Marzen!
Not a trap.
This serves only to prove that Leo's deities are still better than Draco's deities.
IS NOT POSSIBLE!
Oh god damn it, now we be on page one again! So much for the kickass party >:O
Back to the future reference.
I can't believe you didn't see it D:
SOMETHINGS GOTTA BE DONE ABOUT YOUR KIDS! O:
Your avatar just won my heart.
Wait a minute, Doc, are you trying to tell me that my mother has got the hots for me?
No comments on this? Really?
Badonk wins.
Yo guys I know you're making James Bond references and Imma let you finish, but Austin Powers is the greatest British spy ever!
In all fairness, it's the same rule, just renumbered.
*iscredittoteam:B*
But yeah, once again it's the same rule Racc made.
Which form do they prefer?
Always two there must be: a Master and an Apprentice. No more, no less.
I can't let you do that, Kayne West!
Neit!
yo Senax, I know you're not letting kanye do that, and I'mma let you finish, but kanye meme was the worst meme of all time. OF ALL TIME!
yeah, but it's important to reffer to the most recent set of rules. -.-
let's just say you did the nasty in the past-y. :P
You ARE difficult to deal with… maybe I should train under Daifuku…
The scariness of the possibility of Kanyegate returning leaves me shaken, not stirred.
Yo dog, I herd you like memes so we put a meme in your meme so you can be unimaginative while you're being unimaginative.
Mission begins in ten seconds.
Are you ready?
You can't really TRAIN awesome.
It comes with birth.
Whatever. I guess I'll be someone's master then…
Whatever… go to the comic Ctrl +Alt +Del… I speak of the gods of gaming…
YOU ARE NOT PREPARED!!!
Was gonna post up Kirby O'Donnel, but I'll be nice this once :3
CLASSY AS SHIT SON!
Oh joy! Moar babies to make cry! Kiss me doktor, I think I'm dreaming!
LIES!, It's definitely headcrabcakes. It has that distinctive flavour :3
Of course you can train awesome. Who do you think made Badonk so awesome, hmmm? :3
Draco, you're hired!
As your apprentice, or someone's master?
Apprentice of course :P
Fair enough, I've got the top hat and monocle :P
Grrrabbin' kreelz…
(Krill is a shrimp-like creature)
Worcestershire?
SO YOU MEAN I HAD TO WORK TO BE AWESOME WHEN I COULD HAVE HAD A TEACHER ALL ALONG?!? :O
…
lame… -,-
I GAVE him that frikkin top hat and monacle… -,-
wich reminds me, I should really update them. they don't even have any shading… o.o
no, A1! >:O
fish have geelz… :b
You know what I don't hate? I don't hate oysters.
My monocle is shiny and my hat glows :P
Yeah, but…
When trying to light a fish underwater, always remember the futon. It is important to know your feet. Feet are like ripe papayas injected with mouthwash… yes. They may taste like excitement, but they are best used for bingo. Focus on your inner gallbladder if you wish to harness thhe power of the rotten monkeys. There is only one path to the rubber band. Know it like you know your finger. Of course, don't ever forget that fun equals pizza explosions! Extra cheese and elk on your side order of light bulb! The dwarf says "Gender-neutral pronouns!"
In one Dean Koontz book, a villain did his daughter o_O
of coarse! it's so obvious! O:<
…
wait… whut? o.O
This rant brought to you by Dracojounin7. May it guide your path.
Lies! It was fish sauce all along!
Oh well, guess I'm gonna have to drink all of this scrumpy…
Are you ready? 3, 2, 1, GO!
how great is the cowboy bebop theme? :D