CHOCOLATE HARD RAIN - Some stay dry and others fell the pain

Chocolate raaaaaaaain… The other survivors can’t feel my pain!
By SSkye

CHOCOLATE HARD RAIN

Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 3, 2009 · 9:01 PM

(234 votes, average: 4.2 out of 5)

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Cover Art, Left 4 Dead, Musical, PC, Valve Software, Xbox 360

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3385CommentsCHOCOLATE+HARD+RAIN2009-11-04+02%3A01%3A32Shawn+Handyside to “CHOCOLATE HARD RAIN”

Tonuchi on November 4th, 2009 2:04 am

This game has deeper meanings then one first notices.
Someguy5031 on November 4th, 2009 2:17 am

Maybe the Umbrellas are made of chocolate!
SSkye on November 4th, 2009 2:30 am

I keep forgetting to put my Halolz name when I send these, second time my submission had my real name.
Hakokoro on November 4th, 2009 2:35 am

Chocalte Helicopter,Chocolate Rain ,just hope that Coach doesnt mistake Mudman for Chocolate Zumbie
SSkye on November 4th, 2009 2:36 am

Or this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0w5neFPat1w
xGRiMx on November 4th, 2009 2:41 am

maybe the rain…maybe it's made of chocolate
GameboyPATH on November 4th, 2009 2:48 am

Well, at least one of them is happy about it.
Coodoo on November 4th, 2009 2:49 am

Tay Zonday cracks me up! XD
He doesn't realize everyone's laughing AT him! Ha haaaaa…
So how baht dat coach?
Marzen on November 4th, 2009 2:57 am

ZOMBIE RAIN!

THEY WILL KILL YOU AND THEN EAT YOUR BRAIN!
Senax on November 4th, 2009 2:57 am

Necrophilia is alright as long as she cries?
Jet_Sparrow on November 4th, 2009 2:58 am

I'm imagining a microphone on his left and that's why he's leaning to his right…
Shawn Handyside on November 4th, 2009 2:58 am

Fixed them both! :D
Senax on November 4th, 2009 2:58 am

Some stay dry while others feel the stain!
Senax on November 4th, 2009 2:59 am

I would be so happy, I would probably wet myself with glee and come the instant I herd!
ArmyOfMidgets on November 4th, 2009 3:07 am

The zombies are now in DEEP shit!

(The guy's voice is ridiculously deep, deep shit, it's deep, yes? no? lobster?)
Acrazymonke on November 4th, 2009 3:12 am

Be prepared for some chocolate pain !@#$%
OrionX on November 4th, 2009 3:12 am

He moves away from the tank to get peelz.
Badonk on November 4th, 2009 3:14 am

*moves away from the horde to reload*
Senax on November 4th, 2009 3:19 am

Niet!
NO!
Is not possible!
Senax on November 4th, 2009 3:21 am

Cracka you racist, but only when it's raining.
Senax on November 4th, 2009 3:23 am

SHAWN HANDYSIDE IS KREDEIT TO TEEM!
Senax on November 4th, 2009 3:24 am

I AM THE GREAT MIGHTY POO AND I'M GOING TO THROW MY SHIT AT YOU!
Hakokoro on November 4th, 2009 3:33 am

That Shawn Hadyside is a spy!

Shawn sapping my submission*goes cry to the corner*

just kidding,Shawn never sapped my submissions because i never send one
MrRaccoon on November 4th, 2009 3:36 am

Oh yeah, I would be scared if I were a zombie with diabetus
Senax on November 4th, 2009 3:38 am

You speak blasphemy! You will hang for this, Hakokoro! I swear it!
Senax on November 4th, 2009 3:55 am

Diabeetus? Oh god damn you to hell, Raccoon! I just forgot that!
Just like you forgot…
___ __ __ __
| |__| |_ / _ /\\ |\\/||_
| | | |__ \\__)/–\\| ||__
Techercizer on November 4th, 2009 4:00 am

That coach is a spy!
SSkye on November 4th, 2009 4:02 am

Thanks
Badonk on November 4th, 2009 4:04 am

The reply! SHE MAKES NO SENSE!
MrRaccoon on November 4th, 2009 4:14 am

FOOLS! You have deceived the natural balance of reality!
MrRaccoon on November 4th, 2009 4:16 am

Good sir, when you make 3000 persons lose the game on the same day like I did, you already have won it
Tenck on November 4th, 2009 4:25 am

I can't get over the Coach…I bet I know his favorite kind of flower!

…Once we get out of here, I wanna go for a ride on YOUR bike!
Judgment on November 4th, 2009 4:28 am

ZOMBIE RAIN

TAKE SOME PILLS TO EASE YOUR PAIN
Senax on November 4th, 2009 4:32 am

You can't win the game no matter what. You can only win at the game of making others think of the game, which is not the game itself.
WizardRex on November 4th, 2009 4:35 am

What's your favorite kind of peel?

Mine's chocolate!
AuraMaster on November 4th, 2009 4:47 am

Think I forgot about you, Smoker?

*DUHN DUHN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHN*

Ugh… my brains….

*CRUNCH*
Acrazymonke on November 4th, 2009 5:50 am

played the xbox demo and im now sad
Cheat2Win on November 4th, 2009 6:25 am

ZOMBIE RAIN

RUN INTO A ROOM AND SAY THAT YOU WON'T DIE

ZOMBIE RAIN

ZOOM THE CAMERA OUT AND SEE THE LIE
AuraMaster on November 4th, 2009 6:37 am

ZOMBIE RAIN

BE CAREFUL NOT TO STARTLE THE WITCH

ZOMBIE RAIN

HUNTER'S AN ANNOYING SUN'VABITCH
TCC on November 4th, 2009 8:06 am

now badonk just needs to find someone with a deep enough voice to sing that… good luck! :D
jjenjr on November 4th, 2009 8:45 am

Yanno. the picture and caption made me chuckle till i saw the face. Then i just laughed so loud it woke my dog up.
DClaw on November 4th, 2009 9:13 am

Obviously, the chocolate rain is actually a crap load of bullets being shot from the chocolate helicopter
Daifuku on November 4th, 2009 10:17 am

>.>
<.<
*changes deep baritone voice to tenor*
NOT ME!!!
Daifuku on November 4th, 2009 10:18 am

But….
I want to ride my bycicle!
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bycicle!
I want to ride it where I like!
Daifuku on November 4th, 2009 10:19 am

WHO SINDS THE GAME TO DEFEAT ME?!?!
Daifuku on November 4th, 2009 10:21 am

Some stay dry? The buildings are full of zombies and IT'S RAINING FUCKIN BUCKETS!!!
Shut your ignorance up!
Marzen on November 4th, 2009 11:29 am

ZOMBIE RAIN

THE T-VIRUS CRASHING THROUGH YOUR VAINS

(Wrong games, but oh well :D)
Marzen on November 4th, 2009 11:29 am

Man, I even got the deep voice to boot! I've been meaning to finish the entire song and put it on Youtube. One of these days.
Senax on November 4th, 2009 2:22 pm

C-c-c-combo Breaker!
You spelled Veins wrong -.-
Senax on November 4th, 2009 2:24 pm

I serve one and one only, good sir.
Wolf.
Wolf sends the game to defeat you.
Caelun_Niveus on November 4th, 2009 3:30 pm

Yet you cannot lose the game, for there is no porn of it. And if there is no porn, it cannot exist. "NO EXCPTIONS"

Now if only I could find that motivational poster again…. stupid f!#$ing rapper
shadow649 on November 4th, 2009 3:54 pm

I like super deluxe triple chocolate with caramel and nuts. +4000 max hp and extra ammo and faster reloading!
GameboyPATH on November 4th, 2009 5:28 pm

*Senax alerted the horde!*
pinecone2654 on November 4th, 2009 5:44 pm

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM ~chocolate!
pinecone2654 on November 4th, 2009 5:46 pm

well….. the….. um… zombies stay dry?
pinecone2654 on November 4th, 2009 5:48 pm

hmm.. There's gonna be alot of Chocolate Rain mic-spamming on this map methinks….
Leo058 on November 4th, 2009 5:53 pm

Get away from my bike, Doc.
Leo058 on November 4th, 2009 5:55 pm

Wolf? Pah. My dark god could totally kick your dark god's ass.
Roflcopter419 on November 4th, 2009 6:22 pm

YOU DARE SEND THE GAME TO MY LAIR?? YOU MUST DIE!!
Marzen on November 4th, 2009 7:50 pm

Hey, I had just woken up, cut me some slack D:
AnnieNK on November 4th, 2009 7:53 pm

What has been seen…cannot be unseen.
AnnieNK on November 4th, 2009 7:57 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_EEUZY1nIM
It rains chocolate at 35 seconds.
Dracojounin7 on November 4th, 2009 9:06 pm

Good sir, no offense intended, but your dark god is about as classy compared to Wolf as Tetris is compared to Halo. I am quite sorry, but it is true.
Dracojounin7 on November 4th, 2009 9:09 pm

Good god, Senax! Gouge out my eyes, why don't you!
…
…
…
In retaliation, I quote from VGcats:
"'TANK!' Bill screamed, his nipples erect. A hot molotov throbbed in his hands."
Beat THAT for L4D creepiness!
Leo058 on November 4th, 2009 10:41 pm

Au contrare, sir, she is very classy.
Senax on November 4th, 2009 11:01 pm

Ok. *puts slack on the rope holding Marzen over a pit of lava…I mean MAGMA*
Senax on November 4th, 2009 11:02 pm

I came. SWIMMING POOLS.
The zombies fled when they saw.
Senax on November 4th, 2009 11:04 pm

I can't let you kill that, Roflcopter!
Senax on November 4th, 2009 11:04 pm

I just drew a picture of the word THE and GAME having sex.
Thus, it now exists. :D
Marzen on November 4th, 2009 11:04 pm

*slips down on the rope slightly*

Do you expect me to talk?
Senax on November 4th, 2009 11:05 pm

When and where?
Dracojounin7 on November 4th, 2009 11:15 pm

No, Marzen…

He expects you to DIE…
Marzen on November 4th, 2009 11:16 pm

The reference! You got it!

High five!
Dracojounin7 on November 4th, 2009 11:17 pm

Imagine zombies with chocolate blood. Messy!

But how would they get infected that way?
Dracojounin7 on November 4th, 2009 11:19 pm

Now, now… just because he's delusional doesn't mean we should let him know…
Dracojounin7 on November 4th, 2009 11:24 pm

Then you misspoke, she is a dark GODDESS…
Dracojounin7 on November 4th, 2009 11:27 pm

I… do not know… you have defeated me…
Davis007 on November 4th, 2009 11:31 pm

Oh, while I'm thinking about it, about that group for Wolf, like the church of Falcon, but for Wolf.
Senax on November 4th, 2009 11:32 pm

Hahaha yes yes very nice reference understanding.
Of course you still DIE. Tally-ho, old chap! *cuts the rope*
Senax on November 4th, 2009 11:36 pm

Are my references THAT obscure?
Senax on November 4th, 2009 11:39 pm

The equivalent of satanists IRL
Senax on November 4th, 2009 11:40 pm

I defeated you the moment you laid eyes upon me.
Davis007 on November 4th, 2009 11:43 pm

Ok, anyway, I mentioned it because I was wondering if i could join.
Senax on November 4th, 2009 11:43 pm

That, and Wolf still bests her. It's a widely known fact that women cannot be on or even touch the internet in any way, shape or form. Any 'woman' met on the internet is clearly a trap.
TCC on November 4th, 2009 11:50 pm

oh yeah? RULE 28 MUTHAFUKKA! :O
http://leet-master-dai.deviantart.com/journal/275…
TCC on November 4th, 2009 11:52 pm

… how does a molotov throb? o.O
Holy_Donutta on November 4th, 2009 11:56 pm

You'd be suprised…Maybe there was an incident with the Chocolate Helicopter
Holy_Donutta on November 4th, 2009 11:57 pm

No-one can outsmart chocolate bullet!
MrRaccoon on November 5th, 2009 12:04 am

Great, now I feel all my effort was useless
TCC on November 5th, 2009 12:10 am

sorry, his was more recent. -,-
Dracojounin7 on November 5th, 2009 12:10 am

I don't get ALL references… I'm young and have much to learn. But dont worry, I'll stay away from the darker side. Cookie if you get the reference BESIDES Star Wars.
BurnoutSpartan on November 5th, 2009 12:11 am

Of course the rain is hard! Its made of chocolate.

At least I think its chocolate….
I hope its chocolate….
Holy_Donutta on November 5th, 2009 12:13 am

I beg of you…DON@T GO INTO DETAIL!
shadow649 on November 5th, 2009 12:34 am

Mine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! get your own!!!!!!!!!!! CHOCOLATE? CHOCOLATE! CHOCOOOOOOOOOOLOAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
SentryGunner on November 5th, 2009 12:39 am

I suppose they count, zombies are people to!
I think….erm..eh?
SentryGunner on November 5th, 2009 12:39 am

Count Chocula
Roflcopter419 on November 5th, 2009 12:49 am

Sure, alright. You're in.
Roflcopter419 on November 5th, 2009 12:59 am

Coach: TIME TO BRING DOWN THE CHOCOLATE (b)PAIN(b/), BITCH!!!
Leo058 on November 5th, 2009 1:00 am

She cares not for your grammar corrections.
Leo058 on November 5th, 2009 1:02 am

Good sir, forgive me if I am mistaken, but are you implying that Millenia is a trap?
TCC on November 5th, 2009 1:03 am

rule 17 MUTHAFUKKA! :O
http://leet-master-dai.deviantart.com/journal/275…
TCC on November 5th, 2009 1:05 am

GREAT SCOT! :O
Senax on November 5th, 2009 1:56 am

That depends.
Does Millenia play a female character online?
Senax on November 5th, 2009 1:57 am

Clearly I'm already in it :D
Senax on November 5th, 2009 1:58 am

I beg of you…MOAR SAUCE!
Senax on November 5th, 2009 2:08 am

Ctrl + Alt + Del?
Lamest.
God.
EVER.
Wargate on November 5th, 2009 2:08 am

Ha Ha love the face!
Senax on November 5th, 2009 2:26 am

So do I, Burn…so do I!
Senax on November 5th, 2009 2:29 am

Hahaha your all alone in page 2, Tenck.
Oh wait…
So are me and Daifuku ._.
Three's a party I guess. Who's in charge of the booze?
jjenjr on November 5th, 2009 2:36 am

You just won this thread
Dracojounin7 on November 5th, 2009 2:38 am

Strike one. SEVEN gods.
Dracojounin7 on November 5th, 2009 2:39 am

*Flies down, high-fives Marzen, flies back up*
Tenck on November 5th, 2009 2:43 am

I'll let you handle that, I'm in charge of the food! I'll bring Sandviches and Falcon Punch and…
Dracojounin7 on November 5th, 2009 2:45 am

Teach me the way, oh master…
Dracojounin7 on November 5th, 2009 2:46 am

Definitely lobster…
Dracojounin7 on November 5th, 2009 2:49 am

Imagine Lucky, the Trix Rabbit, and that Honeycombs thing as Infected…
Dracojounin7 on November 5th, 2009 2:50 am

Don't forget the BONK!
Leo058 on November 5th, 2009 3:51 am

Nein.
Leo058 on November 5th, 2009 3:55 am

Does it count that mine is made of eight gods/goddesses?
Leo058 on November 5th, 2009 3:56 am

Hm?
Senax on November 5th, 2009 4:12 am

Ha ha!
No.
We shall miss him dearly.
Well, looks like Red Team wins this round. See you next round, Marzen!
Senax on November 5th, 2009 4:12 am

Not a trap.
Senax on November 5th, 2009 4:13 am

This serves only to prove that Leo's deities are still better than Draco's deities.
Senax on November 5th, 2009 4:14 am

IS NOT POSSIBLE!
Senax on November 5th, 2009 4:15 am

Oh god damn it, now we be on page one again! So much for the kickass party >:O
Senax on November 5th, 2009 4:15 am

Back to the future reference.
I can't believe you didn't see it D:
TCC on November 5th, 2009 4:20 am

SOMETHINGS GOTTA BE DONE ABOUT YOUR KIDS! O:
Senax on November 5th, 2009 4:31 am

Your avatar just won my heart.
Senax on November 5th, 2009 4:35 am

Wait a minute, Doc, are you trying to tell me that my mother has got the hots for me?
Senax on November 5th, 2009 5:38 am

No comments on this? Really?
Badonk wins.
AuraMaster on November 5th, 2009 7:41 am

Yo guys I know you're making James Bond references and Imma let you finish, but Austin Powers is the greatest British spy ever!
Daifuku on November 5th, 2009 9:36 am

In all fairness, it's the same rule, just renumbered.
Daifuku on November 5th, 2009 9:38 am

*iscredittoteam:B*
But yeah, once again it's the same rule Racc made.
Dracojounin7 on November 5th, 2009 2:05 pm

Which form do they prefer?
Dracojounin7 on November 5th, 2009 2:08 pm

Always two there must be: a Master and an Apprentice. No more, no less.
Senax on November 5th, 2009 2:09 pm

I can't let you do that, Kayne West!
Senax on November 5th, 2009 2:12 pm

Neit!
TCC on November 5th, 2009 3:03 pm

yo Senax, I know you're not letting kanye do that, and I'mma let you finish, but kanye meme was the worst meme of all time. OF ALL TIME!
TCC on November 5th, 2009 3:04 pm

yeah, but it's important to reffer to the most recent set of rules. -.-
TCC on November 5th, 2009 3:06 pm

let's just say you did the nasty in the past-y. :P
Dracojounin7 on November 5th, 2009 3:10 pm

You ARE difficult to deal with… maybe I should train under Daifuku…
Dracojounin7 on November 5th, 2009 4:06 pm

The scariness of the possibility of Kanyegate returning leaves me shaken, not stirred.
Marzen on November 5th, 2009 8:30 pm

Yo dog, I herd you like memes so we put a meme in your meme so you can be unimaginative while you're being unimaginative.
Senax on November 5th, 2009 11:09 pm

Mission begins in ten seconds.
Are you ready?
Senax on November 5th, 2009 11:10 pm

You can't really TRAIN awesome.
It comes with birth.
Dracojounin7 on November 5th, 2009 11:20 pm

Whatever. I guess I'll be someone's master then…
Dracojounin7 on November 6th, 2009 3:37 am

Whatever… go to the comic Ctrl +Alt +Del… I speak of the gods of gaming…
Daifuku on November 6th, 2009 8:16 am

YOU ARE NOT PREPARED!!!
Daifuku on November 6th, 2009 8:19 am

Was gonna post up Kirby O'Donnel, but I'll be nice this once :3
Daifuku on November 6th, 2009 8:20 am

CLASSY AS SHIT SON!
Daifuku on November 6th, 2009 8:21 am

Oh joy! Moar babies to make cry! Kiss me doktor, I think I'm dreaming!
Daifuku on November 6th, 2009 8:23 am

LIES!, It's definitely headcrabcakes. It has that distinctive flavour :3
Daifuku on November 6th, 2009 8:24 am

Of course you can train awesome. Who do you think made Badonk so awesome, hmmm? :3

Draco, you're hired!
Dracojounin7 on November 6th, 2009 4:55 pm

As your apprentice, or someone's master?
Daifuku on November 7th, 2009 2:57 pm

Apprentice of course :P
Dracojounin7 on November 7th, 2009 6:02 pm

Fair enough, I've got the top hat and monocle :P
Dracojounin7 on November 7th, 2009 6:28 pm

Grrrabbin' kreelz…

(Krill is a shrimp-like creature)
Dracojounin7 on November 7th, 2009 6:29 pm

Worcestershire?
TCC on November 7th, 2009 6:33 pm

SO YOU MEAN I HAD TO WORK TO BE AWESOME WHEN I COULD HAVE HAD A TEACHER ALL ALONG?!? :O

…

lame… -,-
TCC on November 7th, 2009 6:34 pm

I GAVE him that frikkin top hat and monacle… -,-

wich reminds me, I should really update them. they don't even have any shading… o.o
TCC on November 7th, 2009 6:35 pm

no, A1! >:O
TCC on November 7th, 2009 6:36 pm

fish have geelz… :b
Dracojounin7 on November 7th, 2009 9:55 pm

You know what I don't hate? I don't hate oysters.
Dracojounin7 on November 7th, 2009 9:57 pm

My monocle is shiny and my hat glows :P
Dracojounin7 on November 7th, 2009 10:04 pm

Yeah, but…

When trying to light a fish underwater, always remember the futon. It is important to know your feet. Feet are like ripe papayas injected with mouthwash… yes. They may taste like excitement, but they are best used for bingo. Focus on your inner gallbladder if you wish to harness thhe power of the rotten monkeys. There is only one path to the rubber band. Know it like you know your finger. Of course, don't ever forget that fun equals pizza explosions! Extra cheese and elk on your side order of light bulb! The dwarf says "Gender-neutral pronouns!"
Dracojounin7 on November 7th, 2009 10:09 pm

In one Dean Koontz book, a villain did his daughter o_O
TCC on November 7th, 2009 10:28 pm

of coarse! it's so obvious! O:<

…

wait… whut? o.O
Dracojounin7 on November 7th, 2009 10:40 pm

This rant brought to you by Dracojounin7. May it guide your path.
Dracojounin7 on November 7th, 2009 10:41 pm

Lies! It was fish sauce all along!
Dracojounin7 on November 7th, 2009 10:42 pm

Oh well, guess I'm gonna have to drink all of this scrumpy…
AuraMaster on November 10th, 2009 5:43 am

Are you ready? 3, 2, 1, GO!
TCC on November 10th, 2009 6:03 am

how great is the cowboy bebop theme? :D

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