FINALLY, I can tell you guys about the two new shirts for this fall! Check ’em out!

Falcon Lunch! T-Shirt at NINJA-BOT.com

Batman: Arkham Asylum T-Shirt at NINJA-BOT.com

Pretty awesome, right? Not only that but I’m starting off the first run of the cool new Falcon Lunch shirts at a special discounted price! And if that weren’t crazy enough, you may even be able to find an ADDITIONAL discount by following Ninja-Bot on Twitter! HAVE I GONE INSANE? Quite possibly! Well at least we know which mental institution they’ll be sending me to in Gotham!

Oh and a quick shout out to my new pal Caldwell Tanner who put together the awesome Falcon Lunch design! Check out some of his other work here!




Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 8, 2009 · 6:12 AM 
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Olde Falcon Pub - Show me yo booze!

James Crawson actually lives near this pub! AWESOME.




Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 25, 2009 · 11:08 PM 
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BUNS OF STEEL… WE HAZ THEM

Some brawlers worry about having rock hard abs. But not these guys… they prefer having an almost metallic posterior!




Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 22, 2009 · 6:56 PM 
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METAFALCON - HE WILL HAUNT YOUR DREAMS

Oh God! Please, PLEASE don’t show me your moves!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 22, 2009 · 3:30 AM 
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IT’S A TRAP!

Hmm…. how is Falcon gonna punch his way out of this one?
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 11, 2009 · 9:13 PM 
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Falcon FIST!!

This is going to hurt me more than it hurts you! Well, no that’s a lie… it’s going to hurt you WAAAAY more.
By Colleen Hoff




Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 21, 2009 · 9:29 PM 
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and then Moses cried out in a loud voice: “SHOW ME YOUR MOVES”! and the red sea showed moses its moves, alowing the slaves to cross to safety

Lukmuxik offered this follow-up to last week’s Church of Falcon submission! Who knew a huge body of water had such moves?




Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 14, 2009 · 10:09 PM 
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“AS THE BUSH BURNED ITSELF, THE VOICE OF THE FALCON SHOOK THE EARTH. GUIDE MY FOLLOWERS TO THE PROMISE LAND OF MUTE CITY, WHERE THEY SHALL SHOW ME THEIR MOVES”. MOSES ASKED: IS THIS WHAT YOU WISH MY LORD? ONCE MORE THE GROUND SHOOK. YES! -BOOK OF GORO 4:32 (YIE)

Badonk and Mr.Raccoon teamed up to make this epic Church of Falcon submission!
When will the Church of Falcon actually start up? Soon, now that we have a new server!




Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 7, 2009 · 7:18 PM 
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