Hmm…. how is Falcon gonna punch his way out of this one?
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 11, 2009 · 9:13 PM
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That's one trap I'd like to get into :)
BTW-Judging by today's posts I'm think Shawn learned a lesson from last year
Samus has gotten quite good at the Vag Trap.
Statement: I agree with the above poster.
Observation: Her curves are really noticeable and much more sexy in this size.
Query: May I inquire for her digits?
Statement: No, you may not.
Observation: You clearly wish to mate with her.
Query: You like her. AMIRITE?
Fuken five'ed
I like it. How did the make Samus a giant?
The question is, why would he *want* to punch his way out of that one?
Are any of you really surprised the Falcon is into fisting?
OM NOM NOM
Now guess who's eating
Well the Falcon usually prefers virgin married Israeli women whom he knocks up and never calls back, that may be a reason
You forgot FALCON GROPE!
your doing it wrong!
Rule #28
I have a Captain Falcon strap-on, too.
I never thought of that.
Not in the slightest
well as soon as a virgin married Israeli women joins the Brawl roster, then you'll get your pick… for now, Zero suit Samas is about as close as your gunna get…
I figure this is more of a third-leg falcon kick situation.
should it be Falcon Nom?
VAGINA! :D
Pic or GTFO.
They like to start with some foreplay.
He's probably fisting her to make sure there's no "unwanted company" inside.
Except Samus is -not- a virgin.
http://www.vgcats.com/comics/images/041226.jpg
exactly
Except Samus is -not- a virgin.
http://www.vgcats.com/comics/images/041226.jpg
Go Chief. :3
i was thinking its more like a…
"Got a little captain in you?"
hmm… that's true… and weve all seen son of a peach… I guess that leaves Zelda! :D
Illegal Immigrants?
A tad.
Fisting is like the finale of foreplay though. You better be about to rail her if you're doing that.
Nope. She's not a virgin either.
http://img128.imageshack.us/img128/6333/linkpunch…
It is a trap, but it's the best kind of trap.
To make up for it he will just have to settle for a 4 way with Samus, Peach, and Zelda.
Nice reference. I'm nominating you for an internets.
So he's having a foursome with a slut, an easy-when-drunk, and a rape victim?
Badonk -- 1
Racc -- 0
Add enough decimal points together and it will equal 1
Pretty much.
*Visualizes 20 immigrants running out of her*
o.o HA!
Not true.
Say you have 0.5. You can infinitely add half of the remainder between that and 1 and never reach 1.
:D
Enough of your witchcraft, FALCON PAWNCH!
Falcon STUCK!!!
BUT!!! mathimatically speaking, it will be so close to one it will not matter.
and you better be packing
i can imagine the pregnant chick skit from Robot Chicken applying rather well here.
I bet samus' snatch shoots lazors
Although this is entirely irrelevant to this particular picture, I cannot help but notice the conspicuous absence of a tasteless 9/11-related submission from Nick Soapdish this year.
Although this is entirely irrelevant to this particular picture, I would like to note that I cannot help but notice the conspicuous absence of a tasteless 9/11-related submission from Nick Soapdish this year.
Although this is entirely irrelevant to this particular picture, I would like to note that I cannot help but notice the conspicuous absence of a tasteless 9/11-related submission from Nick Soapdish.
yeah like a chick missing a toe.
Who's eating who?
Oh, and Samus isn't big, she's just making use of her Portable Pawnch! (TM)
http://www.halolz.com/2009/04/24/portable-pawncht…
i was thinking more along the lines of an eyeball myself.
extra hole ftw :3
Falcon FINGER!!!
also can be used as a Gundam reference
SHHHH!!! Newtards aren't supposed to know about that DX
It is to not be spoken of D:<
*rigs the scoreboard for Racc to win* >:3
Guys… this is Falcon we are talking about here……..
great now every time i play Samus in Smash ill think of her giving birth to a bear.
I was thinking more along the lines of "unplanned pregnancies" or "Metroids living in her crotch" but hey, illegal immigrants works too.
and i second that
He's probably still working on it. Give him time…
So it IS a bear :D ohboyohboyohboy
also, glad to help :P
what? hes just checkin if theres a snuke in her snizz
My God, you're right! I must bite my tongue!
FTW!
Just don't swallow it :3
at least not without washing it down with the great taste of falcon punch!
well she should have by now. this is like what, the fifth trap sub involving samus?
i dont third that! How could you say Falcon is little?!?!?!
kidding +1 internet and cookie to you good sir.
*resists urge to photoshop*
I see what you did there.
Falcon SNATCH!
or
Falcon DILDO!
Wrestle!!!
I wonder if Falcon is enjoying it right now…
you could call em metroids, but no matter what you call em theyre still gunna need you to shave, an apply ointment… D:
GIGA DRILL…
wait… wrong reffrence… o.o
Oh well, it's still an inuendo! :D
…. you people are sick… O_e
and I thinx I LIEKS IT! :D
That's an interesting way to use it, eh?
STOP GIVVING ME TO PEOPLE! D:<
It has TEETH!
How ironic that someone called Easily Distracted is credited…
Yeah, I'm building a summer home and IT'S GONNA LOOK LIKE THAT.
NOM NOM NOM
Does being molested by Wario count as having sex?
'Cuz you forgot Lucas.
Badonk -- 1
Racc -- 0
Can't let you win that, Racc.
No, it isn't.
*rigs the scoreboard for me to win*
Change it and I cast Ice9 on yo ass.
OH TEH NOES! O:
…
also, that would be "FALCON NOM"…
ok ok
…
FALCON NOM!
Trust me, no female video game character is a virgin, thanks to rules 34 and 35.
NOES! DX
*NOM'D*
How will Falcon punch his way out of this one?
I believe the answer to that question is self-evident; is Falcon Punch not the answer to all of life's problems?
… I … I can't get it OUT OF MY MIIIIIND!!!!!! O.e
And We witness as Captain Falcon creates the living beings of the smash universe
When he's got Samus' legs in the air, you'll have your twin towers. :)
…Have you played Brawl?
If not, then you should know there's an item that makes your character bigger and stronger for about 15 seconds (Super Mushroom), as well as a setting to make all the characters big throughout the entire match.
There is also an item that makes your character smaller and weaker for 15 seconds (Poison Mushroom), and a setting to make that permanent for everyone as well.
Judging by the sizes, what we're looking at here is a match set up where everyone's giant, Captain Falcon has picked up a Poison Mushroom (therefore making him normal-sized), and Samus has picked up a Super Mushroom (making her ridiculously big).
…Actually, he's FALCON KNEEING HER! I know that pose.
Observation: You are mimicking me, meatbag.
Veiled Threat: Would you like to see what your skin looks like inside out?
Query: Or perhaps you'd like to further observe the large female in her natural habitat?
I always expected Samus packed a "surprise."
…Show us ya moves?
icwhatudidthar.
*rigs the scoreboard for Captain Falcon to win*
Uh-oh, looks like we have a three-way race to get to 100 e-peen…
Will it be Badonk, MrRaccoon, Or Daifuku?
I got.-
*fishes in pocket*
-pocket lint, a bent penny, 87 cents, peelz, um…… the deed to the Statue of liberty, a Batarang, the Magna Carta, and a Scooby snack that says Mr. Raccoon will make it there first.
Where'd I get pocket lint?
Now in Cherry Pawnch and Blue Samus mix!
*laughs menacingly as Ataeru devours TCC*
now do it to me O.e
Pedobear alert! Get the torches and call Chris Hansen!
*runs away to avoid a falcon punch*
Im guessing an inter-dimensional portal opened up in your pocket
=:O
Falcon fist!
Heathen! How dare you question the authority of the Falcon and the Mighty Falcon Punch!
I bet leo's life that Raccoon will pwn those two.
You dirty mother fucker.
D:<
No fair!
Anyways, I bet 9001 internets on Daifuku.
Samus is testing out her new "Cap'n Falcon" Strap on.
Hmm… rule #28…. would you remind me what that is, i seem to have forgotten..
oh yeah i bet 9002 internets and Leo's life, AND a bent penny on Badonk
noting says i love you like a good skull fucking
No no no, he's not stuck. Looks what he's doing. He's just going the extra mile and giving her
JUST A LITTLE KICK IN THE CUNT
YOU'LL SURE HAVE HER STUMPED, IF YOU GO FOR THE PUNT
..Or rather, the falcon knee. Ow.
Dont worry samus falcon has protection…..PUNCH!
Well, Badonk knows what would happen if he were to think my thoughts now.
I think that broke a small part inside him >:3
Only one thing would make this worse…FIRE!!!
*ignites both of them with Flaemwarz thrower*
*casts meteor on you*
REVENGE!!!
DO NOT WANT TOASTIE! D:
No means yes and yes means ANAL :D
Actually, i think Zangief wants his rematch.
Unnoficial rule of Halolz #28.
http://yattarosb.deviantart.com/journal/26865843/
now do it to Badonk >:3
I was unnaware you LARP'D….
NEEEERRRRRRRRRDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD
I was unnaware you LARP'D….
NEEEERRRRRRRRRDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD
of coarse then ANAL would mean no… :(
of coarse then ANAL would mean no… :(
either that or SKULL FUCK! :D
FINAL OUGI!!!
*Captain Falcon impales Samus on his PINGAS several times*
Nope, i don't. I'm too busy being awesome
nah, anal means invite friends XD
As a Cardinal of the Church, I hereby order a RIOT!!!
I meet your RIOT!!! and raise you one FRENZY!!!
anal [brown snake]?
OK we need someone to make a video of LARPing going on in a warzone, LOLZ
just one of the many already broken parts of me Dai, ill be ok after a few days of binge drinking and crying myself to sleep
NO! there will be no wow ANAL jokes!
ohboyohboyohboy
… I'm sorry… :(
… I'm sorry… it won't happen again… :(
it will be done… at some point…
I will see your internets and other assorted bets and add an admission to the 'Gods of Halolz secret society and bowling team' (pending the traditional cake bribe) to whichever one gets to 100p first. And that universe I won a while back, if I can find it…
Anyways, GO DAIFUKU!
Would you want to get out of that trap?
your damn right there wont be…
ANAL [Renew]
Did I just get parodied? 'Cuz I said something similar in this pic:
http://www.halolz.com/2009/08/14/tv-cat-is-watchi…
Hmm that style of talking so familiar…. and 'meatbag' Gonna go way out on a limb here..Soundwave?
THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW :O!!!
Hmm…thus far the votes are:
Racc:1
Badonk:2
Daifuku:2
We shall see how this will turn out
Zippo PAWNCH!!!
I cast Magic Rocket!
I can't make any bets, because…
I'm in the booth!
I'm in the booth!
Everybody buy some tickets, cuz they're sellin in my booth!
Oh don't worry, there will soon be amny to follow. Those little bastards seem to multiply.
Now if you will excuse me, i must chase after my left eye. It flew away again.
For you.
[Fail]
WRESTLE!!!
DOO EET!!!
Hey! This is my riot. Stay in your own!!!
Terrorist takes 999 dmg
Oh yeah? well do you have the new zippo blue butane cigar lighter? No?
*looks for a cat*
Oh yeah? well do you have the new zippo blu butane cigar lighter? No?
*looks for a cat*
but i ascared!
D:
well…the cat's tied to my fist…that you got punched with…and it's on fire
10 internets to Racc!
There now we are even
10 internets on Racc!
There now we are even
I'm Blasting off agaaaaaaaaaaa *ting*
I told you to keep that thing on a leash
I will respect your wishes, not because I choose to, but because I can't think of a witty retort… GOOD DAY SIR! -.-
THE INTERNETS:
the only place where hypothetical bets on e-rection rates arent thought to be tacky… O_e
WIN.
one… ta-hoo! … three… *CRUNCH* parody…
I vote
meBadonk.Because he can't stop posting!
IF 169 UNRELATED COMMENTS DOESN'T PROVE WE ARE IN NEED OF A FORUM, I DON'T KNOW WHAT WILL. Hurry up Shawn!
How dare you make such a crass observation; crude sexual innuendo is no replacement for Nick Soapdish's sardonic and tasteless 9/11 jokes!
LIES!!!
pwn'd
I now summon forth Flying Tank!
It is. My optic nerve just happens to be 50 feet long from repeated escape attempts made by my eyeballs
You photoshopped Kirby Untooned didn't you? So stop yer whining and DOO EET!!!
plus, you don't have a hair on your nuts if you don't DOO EET!!!
That and i have tenure :P Good day chap. *monocle*
EAT IT!!!
i would seriously pay to see a video about that…
YOU'RE DOING IT AGAIN!!!
Stop talking about it >o<
the first one worked
fine -.-
I was thinking futurama-ish.
Statement: I DON'T CARE
Wouldn't be landing on terrorists, but i think i've got some battlecorder videos from Tribes: Vengeance proving the JumpTank -can- Jump.
I call MrRaccoon!!
Can't wait to see it. :3
Ba-don-ksh.
http://www.instantrimshot.com/
Double Post.
Teh suck.
DAMNIT ID!
Fixed.
I join your RIOT!
SEXUAL inuendo!
Wait a sec…. which Leo?
im scared how its going to turn out 0_o;
GUYS!! GUYS!!
Someone call a medic! I think Shawn forgot to update!
Why a medic? tee-hee…
http://i665.photobucket.com/albums/vv12/Voidhoof/…
-.-
Hahaha. Funny. And: MEDIC!
Plus most of his comments gets a +2 rating. Its like he has a +1 fairy
IT'S LIKE A HONEYPOT FILLED WITH BEES! HORRIBLE HORRIBLE BEES!
I think he went there… and he can't come back
*points at pic*
… turned out alot better than I thought it would.. o.o
Achievement Unlocked: Hairy Ass!!!
You listened to Daifuku.
true but most of the time his comments are pretty funny
most of the time his comments are pretty funny hell i have +1 quite a few of them myself
my eyes!
… you got +1'd… for a smily…. wtf? o.O
We're resorting to points shaving now? For shame
but is D: worthy of a +6?
are they on fire?
….you think of things like that?
and i thought i was the disturbed one o_o
my point. i just said that in a post above this one
I KNOW! WTF! D:<
the things I think about would WARP YOUR FRIKKIN MIND LITTLE ARMY MAN! O.O
I know right! Man why would you make me edit such a thing!
I think he means me, since you don't go by that anymore.
I should've known this would get confusing…
I didn't make you edit anything. You merely caved into the fear of having a hairless ass :3
I don't have to think those thoughts. I've seen them. And i'd prefer to repress those as far back in my mind as i can.
Oh i dont blame you Dai, i blame that sick perverted TCC.
Gives a whole new meaning to crabs.
well…at least they aren't headcrabs :x
Clearly, Badonk possesses an unquestionably devout following who are more than willing to praise him at any opportunity.
Clearly, Badonk possesses an unquestionably devout following who are more than willing to lavish praise upon him (assuming the guise of plus ones in this particular instance) at any opportunity.
My goodness, you're right! I must cease my incessant jabbering at once!
indeed…
http://t-c-c.deviantart.com/art/Monacle-Dai-13683…
It is clear to me now!
I bet 5 Internets, 10 cents, one lolz ,and a silver star on Racc.
EDIT: -+1's all of MrRaccon's posts so he wins-
HK-47 from Knights of the Old republic.
I dont know what to tell ya >.> I have been wondering too. Its only been the last few days,
Maybe a different kind of head…
WATCH OUT FOR THE HEADHUMPERS, GORDON.
IN-YOUR-ENDO
we've all seen things we wish we didn't… we have access to the internet… sure it's a little different when its some irl fucked up stuff, but the vomit is just as real…
:P
I've been getting incrementaly more sick and twisted ever since I hit 50p.. :P
you know what?
screw what i said, thats hillarious XD
YES!
but i was expecting a large falcon fist, instead of the captain himself.
Its time to wake up and smell the hormones.
Meowth, thats right!
Thats the second time I've found it appropriate to say that.
Didn't some guy make an unofficial forum?
Wait, how much gamerscore was that worth?
Need we remind you that Meowth is NOT RIGHT!!!
It sends you directly to -68 e-peen. The second most awesome score on this site
GAH! TROLL IS AFOOT!!!
That used to be a 2 >:I
Nobody said we couldn't.
Yea, I know of 3 different Leo's, you, other me, and VG cats Leo…
Well, I doubt he was talking about the cat.
I was sorta thinking the same.
You can join the fun too.
Wait…the facehumpers from Alien are in Episode 3? D:
http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=108
Gordon will never be the same again o.e
No one said you could either. /logic
Holy hell…I might just make that my avatar :O
Most likely. The real question is, why whoudn't he? :3
Most likely. The real question is, why woudn't he? :3
go right ahead! :D
Oh, i know what the lady's like.
Johnson joke in more ways then one :D
Ah
1st rule of 911 submissions, you don't talk about 911 submissions
2nd rule of 9/11 submissions, you DON'T talk about 9/11 submissions!
PAGE BREAKING NO!
PAGE BREAKING NO!
Not a double post; the first one just didn't show up, so I typed it all out again. Then it showed up afterwards.
It is done. Should take like an hour to change over.
can't wait to see it in use! :D
Yeah Acrazymonkey did, but not alot of people joined
But dammit Shawn we need one!
*sigh* are we going back to gentleman avatars?
i guess he wants toasty…
that we have seen, that woman is banned from seeing any gynecologist
Well there is the 2000 member strong Badonk fan club, and the Badonk club for midgets… too many people love me!
Hotdog down a hallway… although it is the falcon so its more like a 16 wheeler in a football stadium
then follow it up with a donkey punch!
back?..
…
we quit them? o.O
i always want toastie :3
Classics do not stop, they become refined :3
Then stop talking about them!!!
intense debate is having alot of problems recently. think halolz has anything to do with it?
Overused analogy is overused. But this theory must be tested! *becomes army astronaught*
Good point :P
actually it wasnt me i was just the first pearson to sighn up there
OH GOD I SAID FIRST(hides in corner hoping the -1nes wont be to many)
actually it wasnt me i was just the first person to sighn up there
OH GOD I SAID FIRST(hides in corner hoping the -1nes wont be to many)
i actually have a backstabbed version of your monocle avatar i have saved it in case you screw with me
no but it does shoot somthing
im not going to say anythin
Maybe the Falcon is angry with them.
I have a new gentleman avatar now, sorry D:
12 replies, and not one "D'you want a little Captain in you?" post?
Where am I? A Halolz that is normal?!
Wasn't that Colonel Obvious' way of getting to -69, by saying FIRST! in front of everything?
you're missing my point
…..what?
Giggity.
*insert Conker's bad fur day reference here*
*gulps down an ether*
You like fire or ice?
I think he wants toastie :3
That wouldn't make sense. How else would we post about his awesomeness without a forum? I think Wolf is not letting Intensedebate do that ._.
uhh.. I still dont understand, but I saw fire in there so I'll take fire.
Fire it is.
Muahahaha…
+21?!
NEW RECOOOORD!
I got a baaaaaad feeling about this…….
424 comments? Is this a Halolz record?
Oh don't worry.
You're safe as long as Raccoon wins.
Speaking of Johnson, i'm drooling for the next few weeks, can't wait to pick up my pre-ordered ODST.
Oh dear……. Raccoon, you had better win!
Oh don't worry, that's the wrong context in which first is negatived. Use the Colonel for a proper demonstration as to how to get negatived.
fairly sure if it's not one, it's damn close
As the former record holder I hereby award you status as a King of Halolz. It's good for one free cake if you are ever in Las Vegas (if you can find me to pick it up). Congratulations, and remember to enjoy it while you can because everyone is gunning for you now.
Up his posts.
Your life depends on it.
I think just scoring that high is a giant F-you to the trolls. After all, you got it despite their best efforts.
thank you and i will accept this cake (if i feel like going to Las vegas)
and i welcome the challenge, cause through competition, we innovate, and ill gladly make a cake for the one who achieves higher.
now for the rest of my speach, for those -1 trolls out there (you know who you are) i give to you my entire vast… boot to the head! *bonk*
OH MY GAWD THIS IS TURNING INTO 4CHAN.
and perhaps a lifetime supply of ice cream? Boot to the head flavored?
Samus: Show me your Moves!
Cpt Falcon: Score, um i mean YES!
Well now. Looks like he's dead :3
PAY UP SUCKA!!!
Dammit..
I have to kill someone.
Man, this sucks.
/sarcasm
Dammit..
I have to kill someone.
Man, this sucks.
/sarcasm
WHERE'S MAH BEATING STICK
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm… TOASTIE!!!
Badonk -- 0
Racc -- 1337
unoficial rules of halolz:
1.- Cock joke
2.- THIS IS NOT…
a) 4chan
b) Furafinity
c) SPARTAAAAAA!
3.- First is last
4.- The king is a retard… LONG LIVE THE KING!
5.- We came for the lolz… we stood for the double entendre
6.- If you’ve been around for a week, you’re already invited to hell
7.- Be ready for everything (eyebleach is always recomended)
a)LESBIAN ANHTRO MUDKIPS!!!
b)KIRBY UNTOONED!!!
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13.1- ?????
13.2.- PROFIT!
14.-
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31.- But you, mister “too much free time”
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33.- A great commenter makes a pun
34.- RULE 34 IS ALWAYS PORN! (Badonk)
35.- A good commenter says it’s opinion
36.- A bad one fights
37.- A troll breaks t
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38.- We are ERROR (by T-C-C)
39.- Harden and String shot!… Yes, it's a metapod
40.- If you call Professor Oak, He'll come as fast as he can
41.- If you can name all pokemans you have no life
42.- Do want Toastie?
43.- DO NOT WANT!
44.- I see what you did there
45.- Now do it to me
46.- _____ in mah Halolz?
47.- It's more likely than you think!
48.- Free ______ check!
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FIRST!
wow… what a timely response…. /sarcasm