IT’S A TRAP!

Hmm…. how is Falcon gonna punch his way out of this one?
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 11, 2009 · 9:13 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (202 votes, average: 4.10 out of 5)
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Adult Situations, F-Zero, Growth Spurt, It's A Trap!, Metroid, Nintendo, Super Smash Bros, Wii

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322 Responses to “IT’S A TRAP!”

  1. BurnoutSpartan on September 12th, 2009 1:15 am

    That's one trap I'd like to get into :)

    BTW-Judging by today's posts I'm think Shawn learned a lesson from last year

  2. meinmattias on September 12th, 2009 1:16 am

    Samus has gotten quite good at the Vag Trap.

  3. RayzaB on September 12th, 2009 1:28 am

    Fuken five'ed

    I like it. How did the make Samus a giant?

  4. Lekonua on September 12th, 2009 1:32 am

    The question is, why would he *want* to punch his way out of that one?

  5. Badonk on September 12th, 2009 1:46 am

    Are any of you really surprised the Falcon is into fisting?

  6. MrRaccoon on September 12th, 2009 1:47 am

    OM NOM NOM
    Now guess who's eating

  7. RyderJ on September 12th, 2009 2:10 am

    I have a Captain Falcon strap-on, too.

  8. TCC on September 12th, 2009 2:30 am

    VAGINA! :D

  9. Ataeru on September 12th, 2009 2:33 am

    i was thinking its more like a…

    "Got a little captain in you?"

  10. Jonathan Leet on September 12th, 2009 3:04 am

    It is a trap, but it's the best kind of trap.

  11. Daifuku on September 12th, 2009 3:52 am

    Falcon STUCK!!!

  12. McStabYou on September 12th, 2009 4:06 am

    I bet samus' snatch shoots lazors

  13. AreUExperienced on September 12th, 2009 4:32 am

    Although this is entirely irrelevant to this particular picture, I cannot help but notice the conspicuous absence of a tasteless 9/11-related submission from Nick Soapdish this year.

  14. AreUExperienced on September 12th, 2009 4:32 am

    Although this is entirely irrelevant to this particular picture, I would like to note that I cannot help but notice the conspicuous absence of a tasteless 9/11-related submission from Nick Soapdish this year.

  15. AreUExperienced on September 12th, 2009 4:32 am

    Although this is entirely irrelevant to this particular picture, I would like to note that I cannot help but notice the conspicuous absence of a tasteless 9/11-related submission from Nick Soapdish.

  16. That One Guy on September 12th, 2009 4:35 am

    Who's eating who?
    Oh, and Samus isn't big, she's just making use of her Portable Pawnch! (TM)
    http://www.halolz.com/2009/04/24/portable-pawncht

  17. Acrazymonke on September 12th, 2009 4:53 am

    what? hes just checkin if theres a snuke in her snizz

  18. Paulrus-Keaton? on September 12th, 2009 1:33 am

    Falcon SNATCH!

    or

    Falcon DILDO!

  19. Masterluigi452 on September 12th, 2009 6:12 am

    I wonder if Falcon is enjoying it right now…

  20. Taiho on September 12th, 2009 7:12 am

    It has TEETH!

  21. Aaron Hong on September 12th, 2009 7:12 am

    How ironic that someone called Easily Distracted is credited…

    Yeah, I'm building a summer home and IT'S GONNA LOOK LIKE THAT.

  22. AreUExperienced on September 12th, 2009 5:06 am

    How will Falcon punch his way out of this one?

    I believe the answer to that question is self-evident; is Falcon Punch not the answer to all of life's problems?

  23. jjenjr on September 12th, 2009 10:15 am

    And We witness as Captain Falcon creates the living beings of the smash universe

  24. Leo058 on September 12th, 2009 12:22 pm

    …Actually, he's FALCON KNEEING HER! I know that pose.

  25. Draken on September 12th, 2009 12:36 pm

    I always expected Samus packed a "surprise."

  26. Leo E. on September 12th, 2009 10:35 am

    Uh-oh, looks like we have a three-way race to get to 100 e-peen…
    Will it be Badonk, MrRaccoon, Or Daifuku?

  27. Real Companion Cube on September 12th, 2009 4:53 pm

    Falcon fist!

  28. Kal on September 12th, 2009 6:31 pm

    Samus is testing out her new "Cap'n Falcon" Strap on.

  29. NoirOrion on September 12th, 2009 6:44 pm

    No no no, he's not stuck. Looks what he's doing. He's just going the extra mile and giving her

    JUST A LITTLE KICK IN THE CUNT
    YOU'LL SURE HAVE HER STUMPED, IF YOU GO FOR THE PUNT

    ..Or rather, the falcon knee. Ow.

  30. Wiibejammin on September 12th, 2009 6:44 pm

    Dont worry samus falcon has protection…..PUNCH!

  31. Daifuku on September 12th, 2009 7:31 pm

    Nope, i don't. I'm too busy being awesome

  32. Lord Your mom on September 12th, 2009 9:53 pm

    Would you want to get out of that trap?

  33. BlueChameleon on September 12th, 2009 11:19 pm

    IF 169 UNRELATED COMMENTS DOESN'T PROVE WE ARE IN NEED OF A FORUM, I DON'T KNOW WHAT WILL. Hurry up Shawn!

  34. MrRaccoon on September 13th, 2009 12:41 am

    GUYS!! GUYS!!
    Someone call a medic! I think Shawn forgot to update!
    Why a medic? tee-hee…

  35. Flagman on September 13th, 2009 1:00 am

    IT'S LIKE A HONEYPOT FILLED WITH BEES! HORRIBLE HORRIBLE BEES!

  36. NoShoe4You on September 13th, 2009 9:31 am

    Its time to wake up and smell the hormones.

  37. Miketuu on September 14th, 2009 7:51 pm

    *insert Conker's bad fur day reference here*

  38. Leo058 on September 15th, 2009 2:23 am

    424 comments? Is this a Halolz record?

  39. Zomgaurdian on September 28th, 2009 4:40 pm

    Samus: Show me your Moves!
    Cpt Falcon: Score, um i mean YES!

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