Olde Falcon Pub - Show me yo booze!

James Crawson actually lives near this pub! AWESOME.

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 25, 2009 · 11:08 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (220 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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109 Responses to “Olde Falcon Pub”

  1. ThatOneDude on September 26th, 2009 3:19 am

    I made a joke like this on the Falcon Luncheon pic…
    And that guy's got a massive beer gut.

  2. MrRaccoon on September 26th, 2009 3:30 am

    When it's not time to pray, IT'S TIME TO FALCON PARTY!
    But not with that guy, Falcon Paunch is not aproved

  3. Leo058 on September 26th, 2009 3:31 am

    The ONLY Falcon approved pub.

  4. Ataeru on September 26th, 2009 3:32 am

    Falcon: SHOW ME YO BOOZE!
    Bartender: the usual sir?
    Falcon: HYES!
    Bartender: alright, one Falcon punch with a hint of captain coming right up!
    Falcon: Falcon Chug!
    Bartenter: Mr. Falcon are you drunk?
    Falcon: HYES! FALCON DRUNK!

  5. Ataeru on September 26th, 2009 3:32 am

    Falcon: SHOW ME YO BOOZE!
    Bartender: the usual sir?
    Falcon: HYES!
    Bartender: alright, one Falcon punch with a hint of captain coming right up.
    Falcon: Falcon Chug!
    Bartenter: Mr. Falcon are you drunk?
    Falcon: HYES! FALCON DRUNK!

  6. OrionX on September 26th, 2009 3:35 am

    Excuse me sir, but you just ran through 5 trees and a lamp post. Just how drunk are you?
    FALCON DRUNK!

  7. MasqueNoMercy on September 26th, 2009 3:49 am

    i think we found a location for HalolzCon!

  8. BurnoutSpartan on September 26th, 2009 3:53 am

    Great another Nintendo character exposed as a drunk. Whats next, your gonna be saying that Mario's addicted to mushrooms?-Oh wait…..

  9. Darkangelsv1 on September 26th, 2009 4:13 am

    Yo-hyes, Yo-hyes! A Captain's life for me!

  10. Epic_Giroro on September 26th, 2009 4:28 am

    Falcon……. PUB!

  11. AreUExperienced on September 26th, 2009 4:29 am

    Does the Church of Falcon impose any restrictions on alcohol consumption? If so, this picture may very well conflict with Falcon doctrine.

  12. KM4N on September 26th, 2009 4:58 am

    Apparently they also have FALCON LITE!

  13. Aaron Hong on September 26th, 2009 5:23 am

    This could only be cooler with a horde of Falcon cosplayers all yelling Show Me Yo Moves at each other.

  14. ArmyOfMidgets on September 26th, 2009 5:33 am

    i would like a FALCON PUNCH! with whisky, and keep 'em coming.

  15. BB93 on September 26th, 2009 5:36 am

    Proof that Great Falcon is Irish

  16. NoShoe4You on September 26th, 2009 7:10 am

    Alcohol is an active ingredient in Falcon Brand Falcon Punch.
    Drink responsibly.

  17. Lanx on September 26th, 2009 7:15 am

    Cant show urp… Drk it all

  18. Ataeru on September 26th, 2009 3:34 am

    Falcon: SHOW ME YO BOOZE!
    Bartender: the usual sir?
    Falcon: HYES!
    Bartender: alright, one Falcon punch with a hint of captain coming right up.
    Falcon: Falcon Chug!
    Bartenter: Mr. Falcon are you drunk?
    Falcon: HYES! FALCON DRUNK! SHOW ME YO RESTROOM!
    Bartender: over there…
    Falcon: FALCON HURL!
    Bartender: would you like another drink Mr. Falcon?
    Falcon: HYES!

  19. Tenck on September 26th, 2009 6:13 am

    Falcon Chaser!

  20. Daifuku on September 26th, 2009 10:21 am

    The list of Falcon approved drinks served at this fine establishment are:
    Falcon Punch (of course)
    Bloody Falcon (Bloody Mary with Falcon Punch)
    Blue Falcon Bomb (Irish Car Bomb with Falcon Punch)
    Big Blue Iced Tea
    Mute City Breeze (Apple juice, Falcon Punch, and Vodka)
    And the ever popular Zippofalcons (Bacardi 151 on FIRE!!!)

  21. Last on September 26th, 2009 8:25 am

    That is the only place to get the true Falcon punch drink.
    Falcon Punch Is their a little Falcon in you

    <a href=”http://lastorka.deviantart.com/art/Captain-morgan…” target=”_blank”>http://lastorka.deviantart.com/art/Captain-morgan

  22. Captain Rehab on September 26th, 2009 1:59 pm

    This pub… its made… of WIN!

  23. Colonel_Obvious on September 26th, 2009 2:23 pm

    Now we must find a Wolf pub!
    Your pub is good, but my pub has BEER NUTS!!!

  24. Badonk on September 26th, 2009 2:50 pm

    Damn now im thirsty, everyone make themselves a tasty Falcon Punch.
    Ingredients:
    1/4 cup Sugar
    1/4 cup Lime juice
    2 cups Dark rum
    2 cups Light rum
    1/4 cup Cointreau
    1/4 cup Sweet vermouth
    1/4 cup Creme de cacao
    1/4 cup Dubonnet
    2 1/4 cups Orange juice
    2 1/4 cups Pineapple juice
    1 1/4 cup Water
    3 dashes Angostura bitters
    Orange slices; garnish
    Marashino cherries; garnish

    Directions:
    Mix sugar and lime juice, then add rums. Add remaining liquors, fruit juices, water and bitters and mix, Falcon punch can be served room temp or on the rocks.
    Drink and enjoy!

  25. Badonk on September 26th, 2009 2:50 pm

    Damn now im thirsty, everyone make themselves a tasty Falcon Punch.
    Ingredients:
    1/4 cup Sugar
    1/4 cup Lime juice
    2 cups Dark rum
    2 cups Light rum
    1/4 cup Cointreau
    1/4 cup Sweet vermouth
    1/4 cup Creme de cacao
    1/4 cup Dubonnet
    2 1/4 cups Orange juice
    2 1/4 cups Pineapple juice
    1 1/4 cup Water
    3 dashes Angostura bitters

    Directions:
    Mix sugar and lime juice, then add rums. Add remaining liquors, fruit juices, water and bitters and mix, Falcon punch can be served room temp or on the rocks.
    Drink and enjoy!

  26. codemaster525 on September 26th, 2009 2:58 pm

    Holy crap, did you make that? What happened to Falcon Punch being a fruit Juice?

  27. Leo058 on September 26th, 2009 3:06 pm

    You forgot an ingredient.

    1/2 cup blood of enemy

  28. Masterluigi452 on September 26th, 2009 5:01 pm

    Please do not let him to drive…
    It's gonna be messy if he drive his Blue Falcon in the grand prix after drinking…
    You drink
    You drive
    You lose!
    http://www.halolz.com/2008/04/06/you-drink-you-dr

  29. frencho on September 26th, 2009 5:12 pm

    Bartender: Would you like a drink?
    Cap. Faclon: HYES! FALCON SCOTCH!

  30. PrPch53090 on September 26th, 2009 5:36 pm

    Wolf pub? Why? Just so he can say: Can't let you get that Scotch on the rocks???

  31. Dr. Dieplease on September 27th, 2009 1:24 am

    After she's had a couple of FALCON DRANKS Captain's gotta yell . . . Show me ya BOOBZ

  32. the_craw on September 27th, 2009 5:23 am

    awesome! i made this!!!!!

  33. CapnMacMillan on September 28th, 2009 12:42 am

    "Duuuuuude, bro…you're…you're *hic* cool to drive, right?"

    "*HICUP* HYES!RGhrhgREHgHhHGLHLRGLLGl…"

    "Brah, you're sohoho WASTED!"

  34. Sinister Minister on September 29th, 2009 5:13 am

    As expected, this pic is over-rated for simply involving Falcon.

    This site has gone to hell.

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