James Crawson actually lives near this pub! AWESOME.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 25, 2009 · 11:08 PM
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Sweet zombie Jesus! Did you know the site has over 2,000 lolz? 
I made a joke like this on the Falcon Luncheon pic…
And that guy's got a massive beer gut.
When it's not time to pray, IT'S TIME TO FALCON PARTY!
But not with that guy, Falcon Paunch is not aproved
The ONLY Falcon approved pub.
Falcon: SHOW ME YO BOOZE!
Bartender: the usual sir?
Falcon: HYES!
Bartender: alright, one Falcon punch with a hint of captain coming right up!
Falcon: Falcon Chug!
Bartenter: Mr. Falcon are you drunk?
Falcon: HYES! FALCON DRUNK!
YES!
Falcon: SHOW ME YO BOOZE!
Bartender: the usual sir?
Falcon: HYES!
Bartender: alright, one Falcon punch with a hint of captain coming right up.
Falcon: Falcon Chug!
Bartenter: Mr. Falcon are you drunk?
Falcon: HYES! FALCON DRUNK!
Excuse me sir, but you just ran through 5 trees and a lamp post. Just how drunk are you?
FALCON DRUNK!
FALCON DUI!
i think we found a location for HalolzCon!
Great another Nintendo character exposed as a drunk. Whats next, your gonna be saying that Mario's addicted to mushrooms?-Oh wait…..
I would love to assist!
*ahem*
What about the airline tickets, Mr. Racoon. Unless, of course, you're a frontierman. Like me!
Yo-hyes, Yo-hyes! A Captain's life for me!
awww man! My hopes and dreams!
No I'm not, that's why I can't asist to any nifty con
Falcon……. PUB!
Does the Church of Falcon impose any restrictions on alcohol consumption? If so, this picture may very well conflict with Falcon doctrine.
The Falcon doctrine only requires one to show ones moves, and to turn away from the teachings of the one who does not let one do that.
So, with alcohol, you can show even more moves, as well as exercise the ability to do that.
I think it's the regular: drink as you like but not as you can
Yep, I have no freaking idea of what I just said
Apparently they also have FALCON LITE!
I'm buying you a Falcon Beer.
Well put.
Mr. Captain, you've been sentenced to 30 hours of community service.
FALCON DITCH DIGGING!
This could only be cooler with a horde of Falcon cosplayers all yelling Show Me Yo Moves at each other.
i would like a FALCON PUNCH! with whisky, and keep 'em coming.
Proof that Great Falcon is Irish
Alcohol is an active ingredient in Falcon Brand Falcon Punch.
Drink responsibly.
Cant show urp… Drk it all
Falcon: SHOW ME YO BOOZE!
Bartender: the usual sir?
Falcon: HYES!
Bartender: alright, one Falcon punch with a hint of captain coming right up.
Falcon: Falcon Chug!
Bartenter: Mr. Falcon are you drunk?
Falcon: HYES! FALCON DRUNK! SHOW ME YO RESTROOM!
Bartender: over there…
Falcon: FALCON HURL!
Bartender: would you like another drink Mr. Falcon?
Falcon: HYES!
No-one can bottle the FALCON!
it 404'd
:(
Yet we still revere the One Who Denies, so mightn't that statement create a theological paradox?
No. We are only giving credit where credit is due. Captain Falcon is still of a greater magnitude than the Great Denier.
Five minutes later:
Hey there baby, SHOW ME YO BOOBS!
*SMACK*
Falcon Chaser!
The list of Falcon approved drinks served at this fine establishment are:
Falcon Punch (of course)
Bloody Falcon (Bloody Mary with Falcon Punch)
Blue Falcon Bomb (Irish Car Bomb with Falcon Punch)
Big Blue Iced Tea
Mute City Breeze (Apple juice, Falcon Punch, and Vodka)
And the ever popular Zippofalcons (Bacardi 151 on FIRE!!!)
So it was written so it shall be!
As well as excercise the ability to projectile vomit over 9000 times further than you ever could before.
That is the only place to get the true Falcon punch drink.
Falcon Punch Is their a little Falcon in you
<a href=”http://lastorka.deviantart.com/art/Captain-morgan…” target=”_blank”>http://lastorka.deviantart.com/art/Captain-morgan…
im sure someone, somewhere understood it,
This pub… its made… of WIN!
Now we must find a Wolf pub!
Your pub is good, but my pub has BEER NUTS!!!
Damn now im thirsty, everyone make themselves a tasty Falcon Punch.
Ingredients:
1/4 cup Sugar
1/4 cup Lime juice
2 cups Dark rum
2 cups Light rum
1/4 cup Cointreau
1/4 cup Sweet vermouth
1/4 cup Creme de cacao
1/4 cup Dubonnet
2 1/4 cups Orange juice
2 1/4 cups Pineapple juice
1 1/4 cup Water
3 dashes Angostura bitters
Orange slices; garnish
Marashino cherries; garnish
Directions:
Mix sugar and lime juice, then add rums. Add remaining liquors, fruit juices, water and bitters and mix, Falcon punch can be served room temp or on the rocks.
Drink and enjoy!
Damn now im thirsty, everyone make themselves a tasty Falcon Punch.
Ingredients:
1/4 cup Sugar
1/4 cup Lime juice
2 cups Dark rum
2 cups Light rum
1/4 cup Cointreau
1/4 cup Sweet vermouth
1/4 cup Creme de cacao
1/4 cup Dubonnet
2 1/4 cups Orange juice
2 1/4 cups Pineapple juice
1 1/4 cup Water
3 dashes Angostura bitters
Directions:
Mix sugar and lime juice, then add rums. Add remaining liquors, fruit juices, water and bitters and mix, Falcon punch can be served room temp or on the rocks.
Drink and enjoy!
Hm… I don't know whether or not to give you -1… you didn't say first.
Hm… I don't know whether or not to give you -1… you didn't say first.
Also, you should use Badonk's -69 badge.
http://badonk.deviantart.com/art/Halolz-Badges-13...
Win! wow +14? Ill give you one more!
you mean "HYES" right?
Holy crap, did you make that? What happened to Falcon Punch being a fruit Juice?
Drink till ye can't drink no mores!
You forgot an ingredient.
1/2 cup blood of enemy
Holy crap!
He got +16 plus!!
Everyone Run!!!!!!!
Please do not let him to drive…
It's gonna be messy if he drive his Blue Falcon in the grand prix after drinking…
You drink
You drive
You lose!
http://www.halolz.com/2008/04/06/you-drink-you-dr...
Bartender: Would you like a drink?
Cap. Faclon: HYES! FALCON SCOTCH!
Wow I gotta try to remember that for when I go to bartending school
Wolf pub? Why? Just so he can say: Can't let you get that Scotch on the rocks???
Link is broke.
Its an old drink mix my grandma used to make, it tastes alot like punch so yeah :P
Shhh that is information that only the upper parts of the church may know.
FALCON GROPE!
bartender: Mr. Falcon that's a doorhandle
dang, that sounds pretty good, well in 2 years the first drink ill have will be a falcon punch =D
Look for it at Walmart!
http://roosterteeth.com/members/images/image.php?...
HYES he does.
hate when ut does that
http://lastorka.deviantart.com/art/Captain-morgan...
Wrong. When Captain Falcon drinks and drives, he racks up at least 10 kills in the Grand Prix and boosts his way to victory doing an attack spin at 2000+ km/h.
Hahahahaha!!
That's pretty funny!
Never thought about that.
that's odd… I thought drinking and driving was Captain Falcons final smash… o.o
dunno, I like the current avatar XD
Business there would suck. Unless you try to outwit him, and say that you certainly do not want a drink, in that case he wouldn't be able to let you do that and we all know the rules for double negative!
ah live a little, im 20 and almost an alcoholic, LIVE THE IRISH DREAM!
You can throw it in the corner like leo and i have it. Although it looks like leo's avatar is trying to strangle the awesome face on the the badge O.o
More like Falcon Restraining Order. :O
After she's had a couple of FALCON DRANKS Captain's gotta yell . . . Show me ya BOOBZ
I know I'm going to regret saying this…
"WHAT 9000!"
I almost understood that…… ALMOST.
Two things.
1. -brain asplode-
2.You cannot outwit the Wolf. EVER
0.o it does.
I agree, we need a Wolf pub!
Damn, I know that mix from somewhere. It's damn good :O
But i think the rum was substituted for Apple and Watermelon schnapps
DAMMIT!!! Well, it was late >_> And i think i just may put those on my avatars. Cause they are made of win :o
Falcon SUE!
Drink moar. It will come to you!
http://www.halolz.com/2008/09/05/falcon-shortcut/
Also turns noclip on.
Is it a bad thing when I do that sober?
Mmmm…protein :3
as much as I want to respect the Falcon… I'd kinda rather not go to jail… D:
… I should really fix that text…
it's gunna bother me every time he posts…. o.o
awesome! i made this!!!!!
all i know is that it isnt me
actually just say that you know a place with a good drink and he'll go
it may be good but mines better
and than he will show you
well if your anywhere near ft. lauderdale fl then your near this pub!
Oh, my browser!
It's for religious reasons. The constitution allows it, i'm sure.
No more is never enough!
I am definitely going there once i get back :o
I could prob fix it. Link a blank version of it and i'll see what i can do
well if I'm gunna link you the image I might as well fix the text myself… I'll just send you both in case you want to change the text or something.
blank:
http://t-c-c.deviantart.com/art/gentycolonel-no-t...
fixed:
http://t-c-c.deviantart.com/art/gentycolonel-fixe...
… yaknow, your probbably right… O.o
IT'S LIKE A RISING KNEE TO THE FACE!!! :D
esspecialy the next morning…. D:
Millenia likes facetime, and that badge happens to be taking that away.
I work for the government. Knowing loopholes comes with the job :3
I think he would cut you off in the middle of saying that and go
CANT LET YOU SAY THAT
"Duuuuuude, bro…you're…you're *hic* cool to drive, right?"
"*HICUP* HYES!RGhrhgREHgHhHGLHLRGLLGl…"
"Brah, you're sohoho WASTED!"
if you could get that far… hell, he'd probably keep everyone out just by saying "can't let you in my bar during nightly walks!"… ZERO BUSINESS! :O
bartender: Mr. Falcon I think you've had enough
C'MON!!!!! Show Me Yo Booze!
bartender: dude if i give you another drink will you stop….
HYES!
Duuudeee, awwsomeeee. +1'd
Falcon only vomits pure rays of awesome.
just one of the purks huh
One of many. Others include, but are not limited to:
Travelling the world, seeing new sights, eating new foods, kicking the chef's ass that made the new food, kicking people's asses for being stupid, throwing jars of piss at reporters, throwing KungPoo at people throwing rocks at you, and throwing Zippocats back at the person who kicked it at your tower!
And last, but certainly not least, is Mudkipz lieking you more than EVAR!!!
As expected, this pic is over-rated for simply involving Falcon.
This site has gone to hell.
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