Jeez, Wolf sure takes things personally… he even snuck into Falcon Friday and opened up a competing bar right down the street from the Falcon Pub! This calls for a drinking contest!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 2, 2009 · 2:22 PM
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Cap. Falcon: Show me your booze! There it is! FALCON PUNCH!
Fox: Can't let you destroy my bar, Falcon. Let's settle it with a drinking contest.
Cap. Falcon: HYES! FALCON CHUG!
Fail. It's Wolf, not Fox.
BECAUSE HE WOULDN'T LET ME DO THAT! ;_;
Let's break out the Falcon Punch!
Ahahahaha! *shoots self*
OH SHIT! i have a wicked wolf bar near where i live too (and its not that one)!
… is that a sign? is starwolf franchising as the wicked wolf?
Is this Halolz Avenue?
(starts humming Electric Avenue)
CANT LET YOU UUGGGHHHH DOOoOoO th—thaa..*falls on ground drunk*
Falcon and Wolf eventually got so drunk they sang "Killer" by Queen on the bar counter.
"I CAN'T BOOZE!"
"You're good, Falcon, but I'm better!" or something along those lines probably would have worked better for the caption.
"What do you have on tap?"
"I can't tell you that"
"How bout a menu?"
"I can't let you read that"
"House micro-brews?"
"I can't sell you that"
"Just give me a Miller Lite"
"I can't let you drink that"
"Why the hell not?"
"A: you're under age, and B: Miller lite? Really?"
I will be the one… *catches beer glass slid across the counter top* …to drink you under the table!
"SHOW ME YOUR BOOZE!"
Yes, it would. I don't see this as a "can't let you do that" moment.
I'd go to this one more than the falcon pub, mainly because this one doesn't have 2 old people standing in front of it.
Yes. We're in ur town, making an evil franchise.
cant let me buy that store front?
Nope. Mwa ha ha.
Wait, how much?
Falcon: this is a time where we must forget our problems and work togheter for the same pourpose
Wolf: I can, indeed, let us do that
Both: IT'S OkTOBERFEST!
So they have a website… as a website programmer i have to say… they tried… thats all i can say about it :-\\
http://www.wickedwolfny.com/
Does this mean… I can have falcon punch at a wolf pub?
:D
I guess it's the thought that counts.
Or not.
IT'S OKTOBERFEST! We drink as if we were gods!
Wanna leave not drunk? Can't let you do that?
If we got the best beer? YES!
And yet, I STILL can't get a Corona or Tecate at either of their joints. Not even Falcon'll let me do that…
Don't get too wasted, Star Fox!
You're *hick* drunk, but I'm *hick* druuuuuunker! *Speeeeeeeeeeeewwww*
Captain Falcon: Why would you do that Wolf
nice…only thing I have in my hometown is a bar called the "Thirsty Turtle"
Wolf saw the Falcon Pub and was like "No WAY! I don't believe it! I CAN'T LOOOOOOSE! Don't get too cocky, Falcon!" And so the Wicked Wolf was born.
So a Priest, a Rabbi and a black guy can't walk into a bar….
Wolf cant let em.
I don't know… Theres always something about old people that makes it really funny to watch them get hammered.
I doubt Wolf would be the best businessman anyway… Most likely because "I can't let you drink that" doesn't sound like a very good slogan.
I doubt Wolf would be the best businessman anyway… Most likely because "I can't let you drink that" doesn't sound like a very good slogan.
*Goes to Falcon Bar*
-Excuse me sir, do you have Coronas?
-YES!
-Great! Can I have one?
-YES!
….
….
-Sir? Could I have a-
-FALCON PAWNCH!
Wolf: Bartender ill have a white wolf
Falcon: *slaps drink out of hand*
FALCON PUNCH!
*hands over falcon punch*
Wolf: Don't get cocky!
*Throws flalcon punch back*
bartender a lone wolf this time.
Falcon: FALCON PUNCH!
*swings in air*
Wolf: Dammit your drunk
Falcon: FALCON DRUNK!
Wolf: CAN'T LET YOU STAY HERE, FALCON!
Falcon: *walks out*
World Peace!
*Due to mass suicide*
I would, but your avatar's showin' me its boobs!
Nice reference!
Rule #76 Halolz's traditional drink is Falcon Punch.
I don't know. I think wolf's dedication to not letting Falcon do that would override that.
I think wolf's dedication to not letting Falcon do that would override that.
You know you're out of luck when Falcon doesn't let you do that.
The thirsty turtle? Really? That's kind of a bad name.
*understatement*
Speaking of giant tits, are we gonna have a Haloween this year?
absolutly funny. i don't drink, but i'd get some nachos from there…
note: i found an extremly long comment related to phoenix wright. don't click reply unless really want to see it.
Link found a new place to get wasted at.
If you had said Guinnes, he might have considered.
Told ya he's an Equal Opportunist Denier :p
It's the most win thing out of the thread.
Well now, seems someone actually found the wolf bar. Now the only one left to find is a Weegee Bar.
I do believe it's not so much being out of luck as proper fucked…
That too. I suppose the main course of not letting you do that would come with a side dish of PAWNCH!
The Wicked Wolf……that's a total over exaggeration, Falcon just needs to give them all a Falcon Punch (now as a refreshing drink)…and no, it's not on the rocks, it's "on the fist" *PAWNCH*!!!
I need some hammers, nails, paints, saws, and a drill.
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www...
http://www.chibarproject.com/Reviews/Weegee'...
Your new icon is freaking me out! Is that The Cookie Monster killing Captain Falcon? Blasphemer!
If wolf does become a threat falcon will just burst in there and kick all their drinks to the ground
actualy it's my old avatar popping out of cookie monsters chest ala Alien
heres a better view of it.
http://t-c-c.deviantart.com/art/Chest-burster-V-2...
Can't let you drink and drive drunk!
Wolf is so considerate!
wolfs racist
where… i cant see it
its been a refreshing drink for a while
*half unsheaths troolsbane*
can't see what? o.O
wait the link works but i stoped caring after i pressed it?
… I'm sorry where you saying something? I stopped caring about whatever it was we were talking about… -,-
Ok, there's a third bar to trash on my list now ^^
Third? Does that mean you will trash the Wolf bar too?
Yep.
When you try to Wolf will just "Can't let you trash my bar!"
I'll just call security.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3148/2992567835_4e...
Then Wolf will "Can't let you call security, Daifuku"
Impossible. He got hit with a Banhammer. His argument has been 503'd
Then it would be more of a "Can't let you devalue my stocks!"
Too bad it's a Zippo Pawnch. It burns far worse.
He would "Can't let you use that Banhammer" Then, " Can't let you 503 my argument"
Next up, "Bycicle Races" by Queen
503 is Temporary Denial of Service. I win :3
grr…… oh well. you win some, you lose some.
In that case, he'd make a great businessman.
at least its not as bad as "the toad" …..
I'd say it's less luck and more racism. For FAR too long, my people have been trodden on, been mocked, and been the subject of horrible public outbursts. That's it, I'm taking a stand.
No longer shall my people be treated as lower-class beings, no longer shall they be rejected what everyone else has readily available. NO LONGER SHALL MY PEOPLE BE DECLINED THEIR BEERS.
ARISE, MY FELLOW JUICES! OUT OF THE SUPERMARKET AND TO THE NEAREST DRINKING HOLE!
*sniff* Such a beautiful time of the year when even Falcons and Wolves can come together in celebration of getting shit-faced!
FOX, GET THIS GUY OFF ME! :O
JEEZ! Can anyone take care of it?
Do a barrel roll! :O
As is Falcon Almighty.
"Show me yo profit margins!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pndvj1SzTq4
Barrel rolls, part of a nutritious breakfast.
And if you said Tecate, he will challenge you to Insult Beer Pong.
And lo, there was much rejoicing…
Until the anthro Mudkipz and the Untooned Kirby came in and actually came in.
BTW, nice mental image you're thinking there…
Exploderizer. Is that, like, the name of the experimental drug you gave the lady in your avatar? O.O
True.
That's awesome! Sorry for accusing you of blasphemy, good sir.
I assure you good sir that a Falcon Cardinal such as myslef would not attempt such things! :O
but I can see how you would be confused. :P
*read Krasno's first comment*
….
*mindfuck'd*
Very well then. My rage is calmed. I have to go find something evil to PAWNCH!
o i c wut u did thar
No kidding, but does the Wicked wolf have… FACLON PUNCH?
No kidding, but does the Wicked wolf have… FALCON PUNCH?
oh for fucks sake get over this falcon shit already
I wonder who will bankrupt whom first. Although Wolf won't allow them to drink there, and Captain Falcon would pawnch all who made an opinon so…yeah…