Jeez, Wolf sure takes things personally… he even snuck into Falcon Friday and opened up a competing bar right down the street from the Falcon Pub! This calls for a drinking contest!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 2, 2009 · 2:22 PM 
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Can't Let You Do That, Namco, Photo Op, Serious Business, StarFox

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  1. Krasno on October 2nd, 2009 6:27 pm

    Cap. Falcon: Show me your booze! There it is! FALCON PUNCH!

    Fox: Can't let you destroy my bar, Falcon. Let's settle it with a drinking contest.

    Cap. Falcon: HYES! FALCON CHUG!

  2. BlueChameleon on October 2nd, 2009 6:50 pm

    Let's break out the Falcon Punch!

  3. MasqueNoMercy on October 2nd, 2009 6:59 pm

    OH SHIT! i have a wicked wolf bar near where i live too (and its not that one)!

    … is that a sign? is starwolf franchising as the wicked wolf?

  4. Darkangelsv1 on October 2nd, 2009 7:10 pm

    Is this Halolz Avenue?

    (starts humming Electric Avenue)

  5. kirbyownsyou97 on October 2nd, 2009 7:14 pm

    CANT LET YOU UUGGGHHHH DOOoOoO th—thaa..*falls on ground drunk*

  6. BiIIy on October 2nd, 2009 7:17 pm

    Falcon and Wolf eventually got so drunk they sang "Killer" by Queen on the bar counter.

  7. Exploderizer on October 2nd, 2009 7:18 pm

    "I CAN'T BOOZE!"

  8. RE_TVirus on October 2nd, 2009 3:45 pm

    "You're good, Falcon, but I'm better!" or something along those lines probably would have worked better for the caption.

  9. Taiho on October 2nd, 2009 7:52 pm

    "What do you have on tap?"

    "I can't tell you that"

    "How bout a menu?"

    "I can't let you read that"

    "House micro-brews?"

    "I can't sell you that"

    "Just give me a Miller Lite"

    "I can't let you drink that"

    "Why the hell not?"

    "A: you're under age, and B: Miller lite? Really?"

  10. OrionX on October 2nd, 2009 8:00 pm

    I will be the one… *catches beer glass slid across the counter top* …to drink you under the table!

  11. Roflcopter419 on October 2nd, 2009 8:17 pm

    I'd go to this one more than the falcon pub, mainly because this one doesn't have 2 old people standing in front of it.

  12. MrRaccoon on October 2nd, 2009 8:26 pm

    Falcon: this is a time where we must forget our problems and work togheter for the same pourpose
    Wolf: I can, indeed, let us do that

  13. MexicanJuice on October 2nd, 2009 8:57 pm

    And yet, I STILL can't get a Corona or Tecate at either of their joints. Not even Falcon'll let me do that…

  14. Vabolo on October 2nd, 2009 9:51 pm

    You're *hick* drunk, but I'm *hick* druuuuuunker! *Speeeeeeeeeeeewwww*

  15. voicedwalnut on October 2nd, 2009 9:51 pm

    Captain Falcon: Why would you do that Wolf

  16. Tenck on October 2nd, 2009 10:12 pm

    Wolf saw the Falcon Pub and was like "No WAY! I don't believe it! I CAN'T LOOOOOOSE! Don't get too cocky, Falcon!" And so the Wicked Wolf was born.

  17. Badonk on October 2nd, 2009 10:29 pm

    So a Priest, a Rabbi and a black guy can't walk into a bar….
    Wolf cant let em.

  18. NoShoe4You on October 2nd, 2009 10:50 pm

    I doubt Wolf would be the best businessman anyway… Most likely because "I can't let you drink that" doesn't sound like a very good slogan.

  19. NoShoe4You on October 2nd, 2009 10:50 pm

    I doubt Wolf would be the best businessman anyway… Most likely because "I can't let you drink that" doesn't sound like a very good slogan.

  20. Ataeru on October 2nd, 2009 7:18 pm

    Wolf: Bartender ill have a white wolf

    Falcon: *slaps drink out of hand*
    *hands over falcon punch*

    Wolf: Don't get cocky!
    *Throws flalcon punch back*
    bartender a lone wolf this time.

    Falcon: FALCON PUNCH!
    *swings in air*

    Wolf: Dammit your drunk

    Falcon: FALCON DRUNK!


    Falcon: *walks out*

  21. Masterluigi452 on October 3rd, 2009 12:51 am

    Rule #76 Halolz's traditional drink is Falcon Punch.

  22. ayanleman on October 3rd, 2009 2:01 am

    absolutly funny. i don't drink, but i'd get some nachos from there…

    note: i found an extremly long comment related to phoenix wright. don't click reply unless really want to see it.

  23. VGGeek on October 3rd, 2009 2:21 am

    Link found a new place to get wasted at.

  24. Daifuku on October 3rd, 2009 2:44 am

    Well now, seems someone actually found the wolf bar. Now the only one left to find is a Weegee Bar.

  25. BoardBreaker93 on October 3rd, 2009 3:24 am

    The Wicked Wolf……that's a total over exaggeration, Falcon just needs to give them all a Falcon Punch (now as a refreshing drink)…and no, it's not on the rocks, it's "on the fist" *PAWNCH*!!!

  26. jamesdh17 on October 3rd, 2009 4:56 am

    If wolf does become a threat falcon will just burst in there and kick all their drinks to the ground

  27. Xyonas on October 3rd, 2009 5:28 am

    Can't let you drink and drive drunk!

    Wolf is so considerate!

  28. HA!BULLSHITPLUS on October 14th, 2009 2:13 pm

    oh for fucks sake get over this falcon shit already

  29. DClaw on November 7th, 2009 12:47 am

    I wonder who will bankrupt whom first. Although Wolf won't allow them to drink there, and Captain Falcon would pawnch all who made an opinon so…yeah…

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